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Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« on: June 10, 2019, 05:36:47 PM »
There are lots of fatties around but not all have their pictures spread about...

...so far, I reckon Oak is the most morbidly obese...

...she looks like a Mexican midget who got stung by a swarm of bees after she swallowed the hive...

Who do you think is grotesquely fat here?
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2019, 06:02:53 PM »
Is it "flaming" to open a Tribute Thread in the BGz, or will this get moved?

I have 3 possible explanations for this tortured, trashy tribute...

1.  He's trolling for a swoon from that other ditzy dame to see what Scoundrel will do
2.  Try as he might, he just can't get the hook outta his jaw.
3.  The simp thinks he's posting in Reject Rodeo at that other forum, where people don't feel embarrassed for him and Rotty when they trade Tribute Threads.

Please vote for one, or suggest a different one.   :biglaugha:

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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2019, 07:03:44 PM »
^^^ has lard envy of Oak...

(Reverse cowgirl fat shame...)
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2019, 07:14:04 PM »
Is it "flaming" to open a Tribute Thread in the BGz, or will this get moved?

I have 3 possible explanations for this tortured, trashy tribute...

1.  He's trolling for a swoon from that other ditzy dame to see what Scoundrel will do
2.  Try as he might, he just can't get the hook outta his jaw.
3.  The simp thinks he's posting in Reject Rodeo at that other forum, where people don't feel embarrassed for him and Rotty when they trade Tribute Threads.

Please vote for one, or suggest a different one.   :biglaugha:



Freud is relevant. His posts get moved over my dead body
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2019, 07:20:08 PM »


Freud is relevant. His posts get moved over my dead body

That's one vote for "SWOON."   :read:

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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2019, 07:21:17 PM »
(Reverse cowgirl fat shame...)

One vote for the Hook   :read:

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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2019, 07:26:29 PM »
Who do you think is grotesquely fat here?
Among others, I imagine you are.
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2019, 07:29:20 PM »
That's one vote for "SWOON."   :read:


Look Mister


I’m trying to rough up Oak. She needs to have fun and flame instead of complain. I’m backing down on my earlier position in hopes she comes out swinging.
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2019, 07:49:24 PM »

Look Mister


I’m trying to rough up Oak. She needs to have fun and flame instead of complain. I’m backing down on my earlier position in hopes she comes out swinging.
Oh Oak can swing.

Over the last 10 years I've seen a slew of broken backs, balls and bravado curled up into fetal positions in her wake.

Just fall back on the ban threats and she'll come at you.

Trust.

And that's all I'm asking of anyone who fights on this board.   fight fair.
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2019, 09:07:13 PM »
Oh Oak can swing.

Over the last 10 years I've seen a slew of broken backs, balls and bravado curled up into fetal positions in her wake.

Just fall back on the ban threats and she'll come at you.

Trust.

And that's all I'm asking of anyone who fights on this board.   fight fair.

The  platypus oral semen collector and the paletera on Olvera St, that will cool you then blow you for an additional $5, aren't worthy.
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2019, 09:08:48 PM »
Oak;

Have you ever dried yourself off with a loaf of bread?
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2019, 09:16:07 PM »
Oak;

Have you ever dried yourself off with a loaf of bread?

I have not.  I'll consider it and report back.

Wait, will you eat it if I do?  I'll make sure to soak in a spicy red salsa for you.
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2019, 09:41:07 PM »
There are lots of fatties around but not all have their pictures spread about...

...so far, I reckon Oak is the most morbidly obese...

...she looks like a Mexican midget who got stung by a swarm of bees after she swallowed the hive...

Who do you think is grotesquely fat here?

Translation:

I want to roll you in flour and find the wet spot.
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2019, 09:43:04 PM »

Just fall back on the ban threats

FIGHT FAIR

Wurd  :cool1:

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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2019, 09:44:24 PM »
Oak;

Have you ever dried yourself off with a loaf of bread?

Didn’t your mother take you to feed the ducks like every other normal child... ?
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2019, 12:20:26 AM »
Translation:

I want to roll you in flour and find the wet spot.

I'd rather fuck a sack of flour until a wet spot was left..  :cool1:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2019, 12:38:13 AM »
I'd rather fuck a sack of flour until a wet spot was left..  :cool1:

Microwaved grapefruit works wonders as a sex toy if you’re that desperate.
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2019, 12:46:49 AM »
Microwaved grapefruit works wonders as a sex toy if you’re that desperate.

Nahhh....no need to... I'm like a Viking Adonis...

...pussy catapults itself at me...
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2019, 12:49:27 AM »
Nahhh....no need to... I'm like a Viking Adonis...

...pussy catapults itself at me...

I find that very hard to believe given the amount of hours logged in and definition in your thumbs...
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2019, 12:53:39 AM »
I find that very hard to believe given the amount of hours logged in and definition in your thumbs...
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