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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2019, 01:04:12 AM »
I'm hiding from the hordes of horny lasses in my real life and trying not to add to the pool from those of you online...

Aim for your mouth when you cum  :thumbup2:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2019, 01:20:43 AM »
Aim for your mouth when you cum  :thumbup2:

I usually aim for Sigma Orionis...

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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2019, 01:22:23 AM »
I usually aim for Sigma Orionis...

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So you’re a bloody wanker... I’m all 6’s & 7’s
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2019, 01:51:30 AM »
So you’re a bloody wanker... I’m all 6’s & 7’s

Oh....no, not in the biblical sense... as Bill Murray once said, "I'm a god...well, not thee god...I don't think (so)(maybe)"...

When you look up to the stars from now on, you'll always think of me and my handiwork...

...I deem this to be true for you and it's inescapable for your thoughts now and ever after...  :borat:

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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2019, 01:51:56 AM »
Over the last 10 years I've seen a slew of broken backs, balls and bravado curled up into fetal positions in her wake.

LMAO.  You really are delusional.
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2019, 10:02:21 AM »
Oh....no, not in the biblical sense... as Bill Murray once said, "I'm a god...well, not thee god...I don't think (so)(maybe)"...

When you look up to the stars from now on, you'll always think of me and my handiwork...

...I deem this to be true for you and it's inescapable for your thoughts now and ever after...  :borat:



Wish in one hand... shit in the other.  Watch which one fills first
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2019, 10:20:13 AM »
[img width= height= alt=24-F356-EA-AA4-D-4-BA1-904-F-B7-CB929-F4-B41" border="0]https://i.ibb.co/PzhBnVK/24-F356-EA-AA4-D-4-BA1-904-F-B7-CB929-F4-B41.jpg[/img]

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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2019, 11:29:59 AM »
[img width= height= alt=24-F356-EA-AA4-D-4-BA1-904-F-B7-CB929-F4-B41" border="0]https://i.ibb.co/PzhBnVK/24-F356-EA-AA4-D-4-BA1-904-F-B7-CB929-F4-B41.jpg[/img]

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No, yuo!  :crampe:

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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2019, 11:35:10 AM »
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Christ. Where do you get shit like this?
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2019, 11:41:19 AM »
Christ. Where do you get shit like this?

It’s from his private spank bank collection...
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2019, 11:45:18 AM »
Over the last 10 years I've seen a slew of broken backs, balls and bravado

Severe physical injury and mental trauma are unavoidable if someone her size sits on you...
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2019, 11:46:11 AM »
Christ. Where do you get shit like this?

It’s an ancient shock meme, it’s been going around Facebook for years.
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2019, 11:47:49 AM »
Severe physical injury and mental trauma are unavoidable if someone her size sits on you...

Is your head a walnut?  Wear a bike helmet if you can’t handle her thick thighs  :crazy:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2019, 11:52:45 AM »
Is your head a walnut?  Wear a bike helmet if you can’t handle her thick thighs  :crazy:

The human cranium isn’t built to withstand the weight of Poark’s tree trunks.
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2019, 11:53:10 AM »
 So.....there seems to be some necrophilia going on here.

 Is Lotus finally getting laid?

  :popcorn:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #35 on: June 11, 2019, 11:56:51 AM »
So.....there seems to be some necrophilia going on here.

 Is Lotus finally getting laid?

  :popcorn:

Only if she's slept on her hands for 12-24 hours and performed a circus seal ensemble immediately after on her distended sausage swallower..
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #36 on: June 11, 2019, 11:57:29 AM »
Only if she's slept on her hands for 12-24 hours and performed a circus seal ensemble immediately after on her distended sausage swallower..

 Dont knock that, Its pretty effective  :biglaugha:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #37 on: June 11, 2019, 11:57:46 AM »
The human cranium isn’t built to withstand the weight of Poark’s tree trunks.

Stop acting like my juicy little chula is a participant on my 600 lb life.  She likes cookies and tamales and no one is kicking her out of bed for eating either
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #38 on: June 11, 2019, 12:05:45 PM »
Stop acting like my juicy little chula is a participant on my 600 lb life.  She likes cookies and tamales and no one is kicking her out of bed for eating either
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #39 on: June 11, 2019, 12:16:42 PM »
Poark’s 600lbs? She’s lost weight then...

I bet her pussy tastes delicious from all the hot tamales she eats while reading her books with a flashlight under the covers
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