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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #60 on: June 13, 2019, 06:49:25 PM »
More proof you are an incel.

Is there anyone on this board who you haven’t called that name?  :crazy:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #61 on: June 13, 2019, 11:00:20 PM »
maybe you should cope with your mommy issues instead of bleeding them out all over the females you encounter online.... when they deny your advances
More proof you are an incel.  As if we needed any.


Sorry, hags... my dance card is full...
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #62 on: June 13, 2019, 11:12:16 PM »

Sorry, hags... my dance card is full...

Full of dudes!

*BOOM*
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #63 on: June 13, 2019, 11:15:21 PM »
Full of dudes!

*BOOM*

Don't masturbate while posting on the board...

K thnx...
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #64 on: June 13, 2019, 11:16:07 PM »

Sorry, hags... my dance card is full...

In your dreams... the wettest of them, 2 pump 
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #65 on: June 13, 2019, 11:21:52 PM »
In your dreams... the wettest of them, 2 pump

It's a proven fact that we aging guys are far more desirable than you haggard old hens...

You, Mrs. Cheese, are old and mouldy...  :dontknow:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #66 on: June 13, 2019, 11:30:57 PM »
It's a proven fact that we aging guys are far more desirable than you haggard old hens...

You, Mrs. Cheese, are old and mouldy...  :dontknow:


Stage 5 clinger. 
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #67 on: June 13, 2019, 11:32:30 PM »
Sorry, shrew... I'm not interested in you...  :dontknow:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #68 on: June 13, 2019, 11:35:56 PM »
Sorry, shrew... I'm not interested in you...  :dontknow:

The Brah's mad^^^
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #69 on: June 13, 2019, 11:39:05 PM »
he is going to jerk it to my photo tonight


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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #70 on: June 13, 2019, 11:41:08 PM »
When BEnzover isn't scurrying around like an E-Cockroach, he's nosing his nads across his fat gut like an internet dungbeetle...  :dontknow:

he is going to jerk it to my photo tonight


PWND

Nah....I only like the pretty girls and they have to be under 38 years old...
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #71 on: June 13, 2019, 11:47:35 PM »
I’m sure the slime trail she leaves from the sofa to the fridge to the bathroom is lovely.  I applaud at your ability to keep it fed and contained. 
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #72 on: June 14, 2019, 12:01:18 AM »
Don't care what your green eyed imagination conjures up in order to cope with my continued rejection of you, Doily Dolly...when I know for a fact that at your advancing years you'd leave cobwebs, sand, and dust bunnies on any sitting room surface unfortunate enough to not have plastic drop sheets layed down before you navigate that fat arse towards it and throttle your pie flaps on it like a baseball card clothespinned near Dennis the Menace's bicycle spokes...

My answer for your furtive pleas to have me lower my standards with you remains an emphatic no, get fucked, not by me, never...

...sorry...  :dontknow:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #73 on: June 14, 2019, 12:08:37 AM »
You really think I’m going to fall for this bull shit attempt to get me to describe my delicious pussy? 


No, you cannot be my gimp. 
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #74 on: June 14, 2019, 12:13:09 AM »
 :crampe:

I already know what your fanny pack looks like...

...a rabid bulldog trying to eat custard on a listing schooner...  :laughinatu:

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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #75 on: June 14, 2019, 12:14:03 AM »
I’m thankful for really strong vibrators. 
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #76 on: June 16, 2019, 12:21:13 PM »
When BEnzover isn't scurrying around like an E-Cockroach, he's nosing his nads across his fat gut like an internet dungbeetle...  :dontknow:

Nah....I only like the pretty girls and they have to be under 38 years old...

You should really consider dating women who recognize the signs of a stroke & major heart attack instead of appeasing your ego.  Just sayin. 
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #77 on: June 16, 2019, 03:34:10 PM »
You should really consider dating women who recognize the signs of a stroke & major heart attack instead of appeasing your ego.  Just sayin.

Ego? 

Ironic how you pin my non interest in wilting  flowers on my ego instead of yours...

Protest all you may but your Best Before Date is long gone...

Freud
- an honest lad...
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #78 on: January 12, 2023, 03:08:46 PM »
LMAO.  You really are delusional.

you don't say lotus

lolz
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #79 on: January 13, 2023, 10:55:58 AM »
I do not know who is obese on these forums. The only thing that matters on message boards is what is posted.
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