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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #40 on: March 19, 2020, 10:08:06 PM »
What a ratty looking bush.  Don't you have any Mexicans in Perth to do your yard work?

I like bushy shrubs and trees. I hate contained looking plants.

It looks ratty because there is a Jacaranda, a bird of paradise and a rose bush behind it.

It likes that spot. It was moved once and it hated the move so we moved it back. 
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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #41 on: March 19, 2020, 10:51:18 PM »
I like bushy shrubs and trees. I hate contained looking plants.

It looks ratty because there is a Jacaranda, a bird of paradise and a rose bush behind it.

It likes that spot. It was moved once and it hated the move so we moved it back.

Just sayin', Perthcunt.  Your bush needs a bit of tending.  A few minutes here and there tending to it would make a world of difference.  Doesn't that lazy-assed Kurt motherfucker* tend to your yard anymore, or is he too old and decrepit to do stuff like that these days?

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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #42 on: March 19, 2020, 10:57:05 PM »
Just sayin', Perthcunt.  Your bush needs a bit of tending.  A few minutes here and there tending to it would make a world of difference.  Doesn't that lazy-assed Kurt motherfucker* tend to your yard anymore, or is he too old and decrepit to do stuff like that these days?

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Love the asterisk!   :crampe:
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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #43 on: March 19, 2020, 10:58:14 PM »
What a ratty looking bush.  Don't you have any Mexicans in Perth to do your yard work?

I'm the Mexican that does my yard work.  I don't like the informal ratty look either...I like a little more formality than that.
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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #44 on: March 19, 2020, 11:50:22 PM »

This is the flower.

 

A SWEET lemon tree describes lemon to me.

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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #45 on: March 20, 2020, 12:12:59 AM »
Just sayin', Perthcunt.  Your bush needs a bit of tending.  A few minutes here and there tending to it would make a world of difference.  Doesn't that lazy-assed Kurt motherfucker* tend to your yard anymore, or is he too old and decrepit to do stuff like that these days?

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EXCUSE ME.... The date on that is two years ago.

You're not very observant are you?

I don't go out past the front gate unless it is in the car...

shuddup already and don't call me a cunt, punk.
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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #46 on: March 20, 2020, 12:30:42 AM »
EXCUSE ME.... The date on that is two years ago.

You're not very observant are you?

I don't go out past the front gate unless it is in the car...

shuddup already and don't call me a cunt, punk.

You make me lol.
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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #47 on: March 20, 2020, 12:30:46 AM »
EXCUSE ME.... The date on that is two years ago.

You're not very observant are you?

I don't go out past the front gate unless it is in the car...

shuddup already and don't call me a cunt, punk.

What?  I thought you aussie bitches liked being called cunts?

And no, I didn't do any forensics on your pictures. WTF? 

I hope your snatch ain't as snaggly looking as that bush outside your front door.  Poor Kurt if your old bush is as snaggly and poorly-groomed as that.
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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2020, 12:41:10 AM »
What?  I thought you aussie bitches liked being called cunts?



Not in Western Australia we don't...

Anyway... MY TIDY LEMONADE TREE is really the perfect tree for lemons memory because it is SWEET like lemon was. Note the date on this... taken TODAY. Whaddya want in Autumn desert conditions in Perth WA?



RIP lemon.

I wished you were here.

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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #49 on: March 20, 2020, 01:32:58 AM »
Not in Western Australia we don't...

Anyway... MY TIDY LEMONADE TREE is really the perfect tree for lemons memory because it is SWEET like lemon was. Note the date on this... taken TODAY. Whaddya want in Autumn desert conditions in Perth WA?




Please tell me your didn't walk outside and snap a picture of your snaggly fucking lemon tree just to show me? 

It looks better, but you still need a Mexican.

RIP lemon.

I wished you were here.
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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #50 on: March 20, 2020, 01:49:50 AM »
looks like it needs to be hydrated and fertilization
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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #51 on: March 20, 2020, 12:29:44 PM »
MY TIDY LEMONADE TREE

You may have been standing behind a door at the beginning of this thread, but nobody wants a "lemonade tree" but you.  If there is a memorial tree for Lemon it will probably be either a Eureka or more likely a Meyer.  Both of them do well in that location.

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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #52 on: March 20, 2020, 12:35:27 PM »
How many years now has Caskur been bragging about her lemonade tree...

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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #53 on: March 20, 2020, 04:13:25 PM »
Eureka lemon tree?
 
You guys think we should do that?
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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #54 on: March 20, 2020, 05:39:55 PM »
Eureka lemon tree?
 
You guys think we should do that?

I think we should establish contact with Mr. Lemon and shop the idea to him first.  Is TWAP gonna help with that, or do you want me to do it?

Also, I like the Meyer hybrid a lot better but I will go either way.

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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #55 on: March 21, 2020, 02:48:07 AM »
Eureka lemon tree?
 
You guys think we should do that?

Eureka is the best lemon tree.

I have two in the back yard and they are prolific.
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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #56 on: March 21, 2020, 01:16:57 PM »
I think we should establish contact with Mr. Lemon and shop the idea to him first.  Is TWAP gonna help with that, or do you want me to do it?

Also, I like the Meyer hybrid a lot better but I will go either way.

I think it doesn't matter what anyone does as long as we're mentioning Lemon...
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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #57 on: May 02, 2020, 11:55:16 AM »
I have established contact with Lemon's husband and we are having a conversation about a memorial tree.  The tree may be where he lives, where she lived, or the family may want it to be in a different state, where she grew up and will be laid to rest herself. 

I will keep you all posted, and we can get into things like the cost once the memorial becomes a bit more "real." 
@The Queen Bee
@Bonesaw
@Dovey

Can someone please sticky this in Serious Discussion?
 
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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #58 on: May 03, 2020, 12:05:31 AM »


Maybe buy her husband a lemon tree ? Is there a way to do that or would he have to grow it himself ?

YO FLEA, please stick this.  Looks like we're gonna go forward with a tree of some kind.
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Re: Memorial for Lemon
« Reply #59 on: May 06, 2020, 04:19:11 AM »
YO FLEA, please stick this.  Looks like we're gonna go forward with a tree of some kind.

I support your idea of a meyer lemon tree.

What about the memorial plaque that I mentioned that could go with it?


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