Stomping Groundz
Stomping Groundz => Battle Groundz => Topic started by: Captain Caveman on April 14, 2019, 10:09:31 PM
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...and I resent being placed on a pedestal and worshipped by women across the board (s)...
I am but a humble and introspective forum Adonis who moistens the e-panties of our resident females by merely whispering truths in their textual ears.
I blame Flea for perpetuating my grande lore to a new crop of cumin snorting Bernie Sanders wanking granny panties wearing cyber thrush hags. >:(
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It’s your animal magnetism, dude
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If you look like a young Nicolas Cage, you're an ugly fuck. Huge fucking ears and nose. Goofy as all hell.
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If you look like a young Nicolas Cage, you're an ugly fuck. Huge fucking ears and nose. Goofy as all hell.
Yes! That! Huge long ears and a massive snozzer.
...and I sprinkle the dried and desiccated remains of my blockheaded latina victims on nacho platters for extra flavour.
Very hideous inside and out. Would not recommend. 1/10. Will not return. The welcome mat smelled like fish factory.
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Yes! That! Huge long ears and a massive snozzer.
...and I sprinkle the dried and desiccated remains of my blockheaded latina victims on nacho platters for extra flavour.
Very hideous inside and out. Would not recommend. 1/10. Will not return. The welcome mat smelled like fish factory.
What victims do you claim? The ones that have met you?
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What victims do you claim? The ones that have met you?
Those with temporary amnesia bouts where it suits them and massive middle aged arses which lean left...
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Those with temporary amnesia bouts where it suits them and massive middle aged arses which lean left...
I don't know what you're talking about. Care to invite me into the hot mess between your ears? It could be an adventure.
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No, you don't get it... I'm no good for you.
It's not you, it's me.
Freud
- hums Twilight Zone theme...
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No, you don't get it... I'm no good for you.
It's not you, it's me.
Freud
- hums Twilight Zone theme...
Oh this troll.
Lame.
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Freud
- Licks eyebrows and dances to Cotton Eye Joe...
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If you look like a young Nicolas Cage, you're an ugly fuck. Huge fucking ears and nose. Goofy as all hell.
He is really cute tho
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It's a curse...
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...and I resent being placed on a pedestal and worshipped by women across the board (s)...
I am but a humble and introspective forum Adonis who moistens the e-panties of our resident females by merely whispering truths in their textual ears.
I blame Flea for perpetuating my grande lore to a new crop of cumin snorting Bernie Sanders wanking granny panties wearing cyber thrush hags. >:(
^^^^
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the OP is a faggot!!
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the OP is a faggot!!
Did your backpack tell you that, Jocks Folder?
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He is really cute tho
I see.
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I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Had you asked, do you believe the answer would've been "Okay, sure"?
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Had you asked, do you believe the answer would've been "Okay, sure"?
:crampe:
Hahahahaha
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Had you asked, do you believe the answer would've been "Okay, sure"?
:biggrin:
Nice snipe...
+1
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That sig tho. Really ?
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That sig tho. Really ?
Oh shit... there it is again!
It seems to be following every single one of my posts... :biggrin:
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I don’t get it but ok
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That sig tho. Really ?
Self pwnage is delish, Flea. :biglaugha:
Who is screaming for my attention? He is... :crampe:
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I have sigs turned off
And for good reason.
So what are we talking about here?
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I have sigs turned off
And for good reason.
So what are we talking about here?
Looney latina logic...
If you tease them with a chop, apparently it's self ownage...
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I love when Latina and black women go absolutely bananas. The lose of self control can be so sexually stimulating.
Is it just me or do any other men get turned on as their woman is trying to stab them with a steak knife?
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Looney Latina logic lol. That’s a first
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I love when Latina and black women go absolutely bananas. The lose of self control can be so sexually stimulating.
Is it just me or do any other men get turned on as their woman is trying to stab them with a steak knife?
I had this gf years ago...didn't know more than 10 words of English and fiery-jealous as fuck...
One night she came around where I was staying and accused me of all sorts of untoward things, so I told her to leave...which just pissed her off even more and she tried slapping me repeatedly..
...so I gave her the option.. the door or the window...her eyes went huge...she went dead still...and we both burst out laughing.
We were a dozen or so floors up over an ocean ledge...
...things were sweet after that. :borat:
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Looney Latina logic lol. That’s a first
:biglaugha:
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I had this gf years ago...didn't know more than 10 words of English and fiery-jealous as fuck...
One night she came around where I was staying and accused me of all sorts of untoward things, so I told her to leave...which just pissed her off even more and she tried slapping me repeatedly..
...so I gave her the option.. the door or the window...her eyes went huge...she went dead still...and we both burst out laughing.
We were a dozen or so floors up over an ocean ledge...
...things were sweet after that. :borat:
Black women come up with even better and more entertaining conspiracy theories though.
I had this black girl one time who, while sucking my cock on her knees, reaches in a cups my balls. Shortly afterwards She suddenly stops slobbering ferociously and with my balls still in hand looks up and me and tells me my balls are not hanging as low as they usually do.
Naturally, I'm in a state of complete disbelief but all too curious as to where this is going. So I say "ok and" with that what the fuck is your dysfunction look on my face
To my horror she immediately leaps back off of her knees in what can only be described as a gravity defying breakdance maneuver and tells me "who you been fucking motherfucker".
Stunned, naturally, I respond with "no one, why do you ask"
Then she goes on to explain a theory which to this day causes me to roll with laughter. Apparently she more or less gauged the weight and hang of my balls throughout the duration of our short relationship. And then went on to construct some hang/weight median to precisely determine when my nuts were filled with semen vs when they were not.
Naturally, less semen results in less weight, less weight results in less hang, and under such circumstances the only reasonable conclusion to draw was that I had expended the semen on some other "whore" :crazy:
I blocked her after that episode.
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I had this black girl one time who
Ok I had to stop reading there.....
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Ok I had to stop reading there.....
Why? Black chicks can be good nasty in the fart sack... :borat:
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Ok I had to stop reading there.....
I would imagine a person more sexually drawn to cattle would.
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I would imagine a person more sexually drawn to cattle would.
Leave your sister out of this...
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I would imagine a person more sexually drawn to cattle would.
...though, in a scents, he is a herder of cats...
(But IT'S NOT HIM!!! OK?@!???...) :biglaugha:
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...and I resent being placed on a pedestal and worshipped by women across the board (s)...
I am but a humble and introspective forum Adonis who moistens the e-panties of our resident females by merely whispering truths in their textual ears.
I blame Flea for perpetuating my grande lore to a new crop of cumin snorting Bernie Sanders wanking granny panties wearing cyber thrush hags. >:(
Hey man, why are yUo so stupid?
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Leave your sister out of this...
I dont have a sister, cousin fucker.
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It’s your animal magnetism, dude
Beastialty is Freud's forte.
Equine studs love Freud.
Because Freud is a assole gaping with a gaping asshole.
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the OP is a faggot!!
In honor of the Adonis Amongst Us, I am going to use Madcow’s pic for the remainder of April.
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I love when Latina and black women go absolutely bananas. The lose of self control can be so sexually stimulating.
Is it just me or do any other men get turned on as their woman is trying to stab them with a steak knife?
In real life people are usually perturbed because I make them feel stupid, not because I lose my temper. I used to when I was younger. No one really seems worth it anymore.
I just remembered the last time I got pissed off at a guy I was dating. He actually pissed me the fuck off. He kept texting and texting and texting, late into the night. My kids were teens at the time and it was a weekend and I didn't want to turn my phone off. He kept texting fucking with me.
Finally, my kids were home. I told him to stop bugging me or I'd drive to his house in SF and fuck him up. lololol
So, I turned off my phone and promptly fall asleep. The fool stayed up all night ranting, then he became cajoling telling me he wanted me to please come over, yada, yada, yada...
I see these dozen or so texts he had sent me the next morning after I turned my phone back on. I literally laughed my ass off, tears running down my face. I was sleeping while this fool was begging to see me.
What a trip! I've never seen him again. He still sends me messages here and there. I ignore him. This was over 5 years ago. Men can be strange the minute you kick them to the curb.
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Actually, men can be strange just standing there on the sidewalk.
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In real life people are usually perturbed because I make them feel stupid, not because I lose my temper. I used to when I was younger. No one really seems worth it anymore.
I just remembered the last time I got pissed off at a guy I was dating. He actually pissed me the fuck off. He kept texting and texting and texting, late into the night. My kids were teens at the time and it was a weekend and I didn't want to turn my phone off. He kept texting fucking with me.
Finally, my kids were home. I told him to stop bugging me or I'd drive to his house in SF and fuck him up. lololol
So, I turned off my phone and promptly fall asleep. The fool stayed up all night ranting, then he became cajoling telling me he wanted me to please come over, yada, yada, yada...
I see these dozen or so texts he had sent me the next morning after I turned my phone back on. I literally laughed my ass off, tears running down my face. I was sleeping while this fool was begging to see me.
What a trip! I've never seen him again. He still sends me messages here and there. I ignore him. This was over 5 years ago. Men can be strange the minute you kick them to the curb.
I was seeing this bird a long time ago and she was a little too much into me...like my shadow, always around, always needy...
So I decided that when I moved to the other side of the city I wouldn't give her my address right away.
A day later she was at my new doorstep raging at me. When I asked how she knew where I was and that it would have taken a tactical grid investigation of hundreds of streets, she admitted that she had been driving for over six hours....creeping and peering out.
She tried the woe is me angle. I told her to piss off. That was it...
Chicks are nuts...
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I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Just as well, cuz you aint
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I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Just as well, cuz you aint
I doubt he's the sexiest guy in his own home.
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(https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxbppm6mbj1r45q86o1_500.gif)
^^^
What they will be doing with Freuds head at Flametruth on Sunday.
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Chicks are nuts...
Because men have never stalked women? And even killed them in jealous rages, or because divorce was just too hard?
Did you ever hear of this guy?
(https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/180817123553-chris-and-shanann-watts-1-exlarge-169.jpg)
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I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Aaaaand, you're not, so win/win.
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Because men have never stalked women? And even killed them in jealous rages, or because divorce was just too hard?
Did you ever hear of this guy?
(https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/180817123553-chris-and-shanann-watts-1-exlarge-169.jpg)
I dont condone what this maniac did but the divorce laws do fucking suck for men. No question there
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I dont condone with this maniac did but the divorce laws do fucking suck for men. No question there
Try living in a community property state when the woman happens to be in a place where she's doing better than her husband.
Women can get fucked over too. Saying for a friend.
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Try living in a community property state when the woman happens to be in a place where she's doing better than her husband.
Women can get fucked over too. Saying for a friend.
True.
But I can guarantee that my friend has a story far worse than you friend.
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True.
But I can guarantee that my friend has a story far worse than you friend.
Maybe, but you never know.
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I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Aaaaand, you're not, so win/win.
Dude, you're a dude? :popcorn:
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I dont have a sister, cousin fucker.
I call bs, you people always have about 15 brothers and sisters...
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(https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxbppm6mbj1r45q86o1_500.gif)
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What they will be doing with Freuds head at Flametruth on Sunday.
Polishing his bald skull?
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Actually, men can be strange just standing there on the sidewalk.
What the hell do you know about ‘men’ Tinkerbell? :biglaugha:
Except for what a closed fist feels like on your powered nose after grabbing an innocent guy’s ass....
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Fucking powered nose motherfuckers...
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Aryan Pride is attracted to men with bald heads.
Do not get haircuts or black ink tattoos.
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Polishing his bald skull?
Everything is polished at Flametruth. Plus Freuds head looks like a bowling ball.
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Yeah I hear he has a shiny chrome dome...
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Try living in a community property state when the woman happens to be in a place where she's doing better than her husband.
Women can get fucked over too. Saying for a friend.
Wendy Williams is a good example.
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Yeah I hear he has a shiny chrome dome...
Only when I shave and buff it...
I never much cared for haircuts and decided to do them myself a decade ago.
..and the girlies love a full head of hair guy who cuts it all off because he can...
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Only when I shave and buff it...
I never much cared for haircuts and decided to do them myself a decade ago.
..and the girlies love a full head of hair guy who cuts it all off because he can...
Girls that love ese’s Like em too
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Girls that love ese’s Like em too
What can I say... I'm just loco when I look in the mirror and see new growth... I'm like " dooooodamage!!!! Chingaso and fuckin hair shit!!"... I throw down with my hair follicles. Carnal!
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What can I say... I'm just loco when I look in the mirror and see new growth... I'm like " dooooodamage!!!! Chingaso and fuckin hair shit!!"... I throw down with my hair follicles. Carnal!
wtf?!
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wtf?!
Indeed...
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Indeed...
Do you stereotype all groups?
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Do you stereotype all groups?
Nope... I repeat stuff said to me or in my situations...
Are you triggered because I've spent time with Chicanos?
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Nope... I repeat stuff said to me or in my situations...
Are you triggered because I've spent time with Chicanos?
Not at all. Why would that bother me?
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Not at all. Why would that bother me?
Maybe because you accused me of stereotyping "groups" with stuff said to me or in my vicinity that I just recently repeated to you...which caused you to back the fuck down and question how I could get the stereotypical tone so right unless I had a super hero cape....
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Maybe because you accused me of stereotyping "groups" with stuff said to me or in my vicinity that I just recently repeated to you...which caused you to back the fuck down and question how I could get the stereotypical tone so right unless I had a super hero cape....
The way you posted that, without context, made no sense. I'm not backing down. I don't know what was said to you. It sounds made up to me, again without a context.
You don't need to get your thong in a knot about this, it's not that big of a deal. I haven't heard anyone speak like that in ages. And I live in a town that's about 20% Latino, most of them Mexican or Chicano.
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The way you posted that, without context, made no sense. I'm not backing down. I don't know what was said to you. It sounds made up to me, again without a context.
You don't need to get your thong in a knot about this, it's not that big of a deal. I haven't heard anyone speak like that in ages. And I live in a town that's about 20% Latino, most of them Mexican or Chicano.
Oh yay.... you live in a town with a minority of the sorts who had an 80% presence in the towns I lived in...
...colour me unsurprised... you're a typical Californian debutante...
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Oh yay.... you live in a town with a minority of the sorts who had an 80% presence in the towns I lived in...
...colour me unsurprised... you're a typical Californian debutante...
That's just Latinos. There are other large ethnic minority groups, specifically Vietnamese, Filipinos and Indians.
They just don't all happen to be Chicano like I am. So?
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That's just Latinos. There are other large ethnic minority groups, specifically Vietnamese, Filipinos and Indians.
They just don't all happen to be Chicano like I am. So?
So, do you have a point or have ever had a point?
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So, do you have a point or have ever had a point?
You're the one making accusations about me being some kind of out of touch individual. And taking some creds from living in Chicano centric communities.
I'm not sure why you said that. Care to explain?
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Eeeeughhh so we’ve gone from discussing Freud’s bald bonce to Poarkahontas being offended over something to do with her ethnic background......
BORING. :turd:
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I asked a question before you tried to subvert it with a question of your own...
....get back in line. You're the one making accusations about me being some kind of out of touch individual. And taking some creds from living in Chicano centric communities.
I'm not sure why you said that. Care to explain?
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Eeeeughhh so we’ve gone from discussing Freud’s bald bonce to Poarkahontas being offended over something to do with her ethic background......
BORING. :turd:
I am ethical, but what's that got to do with the discussion at hand? I'm not offended, I am observant.
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I asked a question before you tried to subvert it with a question of your own...
....get back in line.
Practice what you preach.
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Practice what you preach.
No, I will not fuck you in real life.... thanks for the inquiry
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No, I will not fuck you in real life.... thanks for the inquiry
Why not? Someone like you can’t afford to be fussy...
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No, I will not fuck you in real life.... thanks for the inquiry
:coffee_beans:
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No, I will not fuck you in real life.... thanks for the inquiry
History repeating itself :crampe:
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..and the girlies love a full head of hair guy who cuts it all off because he can...
On what planet?
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I dont condone what this maniac did
That's Big of you Biggie Smegma.
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History repeating itself :crampe:
:borat:
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You're the one making accusations about me being some kind of out of touch individual. And taking some creds from living in Chicano centric communities.
I'm not sure why you said that. Care to explain?
No, you had a go at me for an imitation I made which you were quick to suggest is a stereotype because you haven't heard such talk in forever, you're chicano, and they exist as a minority status in the community you live.
It's not "taking creds" to point out that your basis for objection is weak and flawed in reason whereas mine is strong, firsthand, and soars like an eagle and shits in your cereal bowl like Caskur serving Kurt...
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Freud die Jude negged me for the remarks about his chrome dome, seems he’s a tad sensitive. :crampe:
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I negged you because you're a moron... :borat:
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Just embrace your baldness fella, you could always set up a gofundme page for a hair transplant if it bothers you that much?
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No need to... I'm not balding, you class A electric socket felator... :laughinatu:
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No need to... I'm not balding
I believe you. Really. I do. :bounce2:
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heh
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It's a curse...
Which one? Flea having to lie about yUo not looking like dog shit or that you're dumber than a box of Fleas used dildos?
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New username, Shitzkrieg? :borat:
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White is beautiful!
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He seems more pink....
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You defo need some sun, Freud....
Perhaps consider taking your laptop outside?
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White is beautiful!
Who's the egghead?
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Who's the egghead?
Some moron who doesn't realise that a selfie posted at Flame Town is likely to be ripped to fuckin shreds for years to come.
Christ. I don't even chop and I've got a few ideas.
:popcorn:
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Who's the egghead?
Freud...
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Freud...
Nope....
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Who's the egghead?
Aryan Pendejo's boyfriend, apparently.
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Aryan Pendejo's boyfriend, apparently.
It might actually be ShihTzu-League....
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It might actually be ShihTzu-League....
Could be, he's obviously self-loathing.
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Nope....
Not enough liver spots.
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Must be an old aged Connecti-cunt pensioner Xray vision sort of thing that you see free liver dining spots where they don't actually exist, you offal slurping homo... :laughinatu:
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Fred says you look in your mid 60’s. :crampe:
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Must be an old aged Connecti-cunt pensioner Xray vision sort of thing that you see free liver dining spots where they don't actually exist, you offal slurping homo... :laughinatu:
They were some kind of spots. Good thing Ant pointed those out. He did you a favor, brah
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Fred says you look in your mid 60’s. :crampe:
Fred is a macaroni raccoon who thinks a 40% off Tesco sale on penne pasta is an excuse to visit pubs every 8 weeks and drag back a carcass to view her wallpapers...
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Fella, if you’ve got liver spots you must be getting on a bit... :dontknow:
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Don't, therefore I'm not... :laughinatu:
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Fred says you look in your mid 60’s. :crampe:
And I was being generous
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Poor Freud, he can’t seem to locate his late grandpa’s toupee either....
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LOL @ this thread !
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LOL @ this thread !
Correct. Your favourite but pet has a whole 100 reply thread in a few days.
He must be a draw.
Maybe I'll start a thread that people actually post in?
:popcorn:
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If it makes me laugh hysterically, do it :thumbup2:
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If it makes me laugh hysterically, do it :thumbup2:
Biggie has a good idea in the mod room if it could work.
:popcorn:
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Don't, therefore I'm not... :laughinatu:
We all saw them at TRF. LOL!
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:rolleyes3:
By "we all" you mean "you" and at your advanced age you shouldn't be relying on your diminished pharma fucked eyesight or telling porkies, Wrinklepuss...
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:rolleyes3:
By "we all" you mean "you" and at your advanced age you shouldn't be relying on your diminished pharma fucked eyesight or telling porkies, Wrinklepuss...
No,
me, JS, Ant(who discovered them), Phrosty, and everybody else there. I hope you had those spots checked out, don't take no chances. They looked kinda nasty. Like three orbiting black holes. Probably sucked up your hair you bald fuck-
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:crampe:
The same three Cum Wranglers who were perpetually under my boot...
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Freud isn't old. He still chews his food the same way he has for a long time. With a straw.
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Freud isn't old. He still chews his food the same way he has for a long time. With a straw.
Bamboo skewer....straw... let's not quibble...
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:crampe:
The same three Cum Wranglers who were perpetually under my boot...
Pffft. Flea split TCW with like two posts and I wasn't even there at the time. Made Ant and Johnny go insane. Plus this boards success.
You did shit, Fraud-
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:crazy:
I fling the shit... and you gobble it up, Bingo Brah...
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[FREUD EXIT MUSIC] [/FREUD EXIT MUSIC] :borat:
BOOM!
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...and I resent being placed on a pedestal and worshipped by women across the board (s)...
I am but a humble and introspective forum Adonis who moistens the e-panties of our resident females by merely whispering truths in their textual ears.
I blame Flea for perpetuating my grande lore to a new crop of cumin snorting Bernie Sanders wanking granny panties wearing cyber thrush hags. >:(
You were the prettiest man here right up until I left, and then arrived back again, and then left and then arrived back again.
Perfectly clear to anyone wiff any sense of perspective.
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Bland has his hair at least.
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Bland has his hair at least.
Bald is not beautiful for most men.
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Neither is morbidly obese for any female.....
At least poor old Freud can’t help his bald bonce, you could avoid being 30 stone however.
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Seems like Analryan Prolapse has a horny puffed freckle for my hairy crotch rocket... :popcorn:
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Bald is not beautiful for most men.
Freud is a poor mans Yul Brenner.
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Neither is morbidly obese for any female.....
At least poor old Freud can’t help his bald bonce, you could avoid being 30 stone however.
You don't have a serious relationship because you're a repulsive loser. There's nothing you can do to attract a woman that isn't stumbling drunk and high. Once she wakes up off the bench you fucked her on and she sees you passed out next to her, she immediately vomits.
And that's repeated over and over. You're a drunk woman's horrible and secret mistake. The one she doesn't even tell her best friend about.
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Freud is a poor mans Yul Brenner.
Better than the Nazi monkey by far.
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Uh huh, has it not occurred to your tiny brain and bloated, swelled head that I don’t want a full time relationship? Of course it hasn’t.
I advise you to stop referring to your blow up doll as your ‘partner’, it really isn’t normal behaviour.
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And that's repeated over and over. You're a drunk woman's horrible and secret mistake. The one she doesn't even tell her best friend about.
He does go way beyond a skeleton in the closet doesn't he? He's more like that kind of grandiose fuckup where I murder my drug dealer & the liquor store owner in a fit of revenge and surgically remove the portion of my brain housing his memory.
With a chisel and mallet if I must
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Uh huh, has it not occurred to your tiny brain and bloated, swelled head that I don’t want a full time relationship? Of course it hasn’t.
I advise you to stop referring to your blow up doll as your ‘partner’, it really isn’t normal behaviour.
You're a drunk girl's drinking mistake and you know it. You have nothing to offer a woman beyond shame,
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You're a drunk girl's drinking mistake and you know it. You have nothing to offer a woman beyond shame,
Sure, because you know me really well. :crampe:
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Sure, because you know me really well. :crampe:
You stink of fail.
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You stink of fail.
You were born inflicted with it...
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You were born inflicted with it...
That's what you tell yourself, it's what help you sleep at nignt. You're an utter social, financial and intellectual failure with no prospects.
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Your future on the other hand looks all roses. That office cleaner job will no doubt pay a generous pension when you retire. :crampe:
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Your future on the other hand looks all roses. That office cleaner job will no doubt pay a generous pension when you retire. :crampe:
Quite generous, thanks for asking.
You'll be living off of your mother's pension on the other hand.
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