Stomping Groundz
Stomping Groundz => Battle Groundz => Topic started by: Captain Caveman on June 10, 2019, 05:36:47 PM
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There are lots of fatties around but not all have their pictures spread about...
...so far, I reckon Oak is the most morbidly obese...
...she looks like a Mexican midget who got stung by a swarm of bees after she swallowed the hive...
Who do you think is grotesquely fat here?
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Is it "flaming" to open a Tribute Thread in the BGz, or will this get moved?
I have 3 possible explanations for this tortured, trashy tribute...
1. He's trolling for a swoon from that other ditzy dame to see what Scoundrel will do
2. Try as he might, he just can't get the hook outta his jaw.
3. The simp thinks he's posting in Reject Rodeo at that other forum, where people don't feel embarrassed for him and Rotty when they trade Tribute Threads.
Please vote for one, or suggest a different one. :biglaugha:
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^^^ has lard envy of Oak...
(Reverse cowgirl fat shame...)
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Is it "flaming" to open a Tribute Thread in the BGz, or will this get moved?
I have 3 possible explanations for this tortured, trashy tribute...
1. He's trolling for a swoon from that other ditzy dame to see what Scoundrel will do
2. Try as he might, he just can't get the hook outta his jaw.
3. The simp thinks he's posting in Reject Rodeo at that other forum, where people don't feel embarrassed for him and Rotty when they trade Tribute Threads.
Please vote for one, or suggest a different one. :biglaugha:
Freud is relevant. His posts get moved over my dead body
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Freud is relevant. His posts get moved over my dead body
That's one vote for "SWOON." :read:
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(Reverse cowgirl fat shame...)
One vote for the Hook :read:
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Who do you think is grotesquely fat here?
Among others, I imagine you are.
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That's one vote for "SWOON." :read:
Look Mister
I’m trying to rough up Oak. She needs to have fun and flame instead of complain. I’m backing down on my earlier position in hopes she comes out swinging.
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Look Mister
I’m trying to rough up Oak. She needs to have fun and flame instead of complain. I’m backing down on my earlier position in hopes she comes out swinging.
Oh Oak can swing.
Over the last 10 years I've seen a slew of broken backs, balls and bravado curled up into fetal positions in her wake.
Just fall back on the ban threats and she'll come at you.
Trust.
And that's all I'm asking of anyone who fights on this board. fight fair.
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Oh Oak can swing.
Over the last 10 years I've seen a slew of broken backs, balls and bravado curled up into fetal positions in her wake.
Just fall back on the ban threats and she'll come at you.
Trust.
And that's all I'm asking of anyone who fights on this board. fight fair.
The platypus oral semen collector and the paletera on Olvera St, that will cool you then blow you for an additional $5, aren't worthy.
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Oak;
Have you ever dried yourself off with a loaf of bread?
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Oak;
Have you ever dried yourself off with a loaf of bread?
I have not. I'll consider it and report back.
Wait, will you eat it if I do? I'll make sure to soak in a spicy red salsa for you.
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There are lots of fatties around but not all have their pictures spread about...
...so far, I reckon Oak is the most morbidly obese...
...she looks like a Mexican midget who got stung by a swarm of bees after she swallowed the hive...
Who do you think is grotesquely fat here?
Translation:
I want to roll you in flour and find the wet spot.
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Just fall back on the ban threats
FIGHT FAIR
Wurd :cool1:
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Oak;
Have you ever dried yourself off with a loaf of bread?
Didn’t your mother take you to feed the ducks like every other normal child... ?
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Translation:
I want to roll you in flour and find the wet spot.
I'd rather fuck a sack of flour until a wet spot was left.. :cool1:
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I'd rather fuck a sack of flour until a wet spot was left.. :cool1:
Microwaved grapefruit works wonders as a sex toy if you’re that desperate.
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Microwaved grapefruit works wonders as a sex toy if you’re that desperate.
Nahhh....no need to... I'm like a Viking Adonis...
...pussy catapults itself at me...
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Nahhh....no need to... I'm like a Viking Adonis...
...pussy catapults itself at me...
I find that very hard to believe given the amount of hours logged in and definition in your thumbs...
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I find that very hard to believe given the amount of hours logged in and definition in your thumbs...
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I'm hiding from the hordes of horny lasses in my real life and trying not to add to the pool from those of you online...
Aim for your mouth when you cum :thumbup2:
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Aim for your mouth when you cum :thumbup2:
I usually aim for Sigma Orionis...
Freud
- Masturbator of the Universe...
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I usually aim for Sigma Orionis...
Freud
- Masturbator of the Universe...
So you’re a bloody wanker... I’m all 6’s & 7’s
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So you’re a bloody wanker... I’m all 6’s & 7’s
Oh....no, not in the biblical sense... as Bill Murray once said, "I'm a god...well, not thee god...I don't think (so)(maybe)"...
When you look up to the stars from now on, you'll always think of me and my handiwork...
...I deem this to be true for you and it's inescapable for your thoughts now and ever after... :borat:
(https://i.postimg.cc/2808X4wR/images-98-1560233967310.jpg)
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Over the last 10 years I've seen a slew of broken backs, balls and bravado curled up into fetal positions in her wake.
LMAO. You really are delusional.
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Oh....no, not in the biblical sense... as Bill Murray once said, "I'm a god...well, not thee god...I don't think (so)(maybe)"...
When you look up to the stars from now on, you'll always think of me and my handiwork...
...I deem this to be true for you and it's inescapable for your thoughts now and ever after... :borat:
(https://i.postimg.cc/2808X4wR/images-98-1560233967310.jpg)
Wish in one hand... shit in the other. Watch which one fills first
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Finders keepers Aaron
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Finders keepers Aaron
No, yuo! :crampe:
Image removed at request of No Okie.
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Finders keepers Aaron
Christ. Where do you get shit like this?
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Christ. Where do you get shit like this?
It’s from his private spank bank collection...
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Over the last 10 years I've seen a slew of broken backs, balls and bravado
Severe physical injury and mental trauma are unavoidable if someone her size sits on you...
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Christ. Where do you get shit like this?
It’s an ancient shock meme, it’s been going around Facebook for years.
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Severe physical injury and mental trauma are unavoidable if someone her size sits on you...
Is your head a walnut? Wear a bike helmet if you can’t handle her thick thighs :crazy:
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Is your head a walnut? Wear a bike helmet if you can’t handle her thick thighs :crazy:
The human cranium isn’t built to withstand the weight of Poark’s tree trunks.
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So.....there seems to be some necrophilia going on here.
Is Lotus finally getting laid?
:popcorn:
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So.....there seems to be some necrophilia going on here.
Is Lotus finally getting laid?
:popcorn:
Only if she's slept on her hands for 12-24 hours and performed a circus seal ensemble immediately after on her distended sausage swallower..
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Only if she's slept on her hands for 12-24 hours and performed a circus seal ensemble immediately after on her distended sausage swallower..
Dont knock that, Its pretty effective :biglaugha:
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The human cranium isn’t built to withstand the weight of Poark’s tree trunks.
Stop acting like my juicy little chula is a participant on my 600 lb life. She likes cookies and tamales and no one is kicking her out of bed for eating either
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Stop acting like my juicy little chula is a participant on my 600 lb life. She likes cookies and tamales and no one is kicking her out of bed for eating either
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Poark’s 600lbs? She’s lost weight then...
I bet her pussy tastes delicious from all the hot tamales she eats while reading her books with a flashlight under the covers
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I'd rather fuck a sack of flour until a wet spot was left.. :cool1:
You’re the only dude I know that whacks himself off and enjoys sleeping in the wet spot
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You’re the only dude I know that whacks himself off and enjoys sleeping in the wet spot
Quit ruining the sexah with your gay homo stalker shit :handbag:
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This thread makes my pussy dry up like the Sahara... despite being directed at mi chula
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mi chula
Tu chula? Your taste is in your ass.
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Tu chula? Your taste is in your ass.
Yo tengo tremendo culo :blowkiss:
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This thread makes my pussy dry up like the Sahara... despite being directed at mi chula
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At your age, it wasn't exactly going to flow like the Nile or smell much better...
My superpower is I can smell a little cock from light years away.
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My superpower is I can smell a little cock from light years away.
Did you train on your dad's?... :laughinatu:
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Did you train on your dad's?... :laughinatu:
No... but I’m sure it’s huge. My father is an engineer and a drug dealer. I caught him having sex with our playboy bunny neighbor when I was 5... her and her pimp boyfriend lived down the street. My father is a Porsche enthusiast and was more than likely the pimp’s street pharmacist for coke... probably needed it or his pretty girlfriend wouldn’t fuck him.
as you were saying, limp wrist...
*braces herself for yo mama joke throw down.*
*yawns*
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I know what you're trying to do here, Granny Panties...
Your flower wilted long ago and your secret garden looks like a briar patch...
(And you want me to plough it!) :crampe:
No can do...
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This thread makes my pussy dry up like the Sahara... despite being directed at mi chula
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Ne reeks, indeed... :laughinatu:
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What do you expect from a broken down gender confused fool battling lung cancer who has blood flow issues. Ne reeks the Sahara.
This is the man who is obviously my elder trying to throw out “age” insults.
I’m like fool... I sport fuck 20 somethings in my spare time. You’re the only one too “old” in this scenario :biglaugha: :biglaugha:
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Christ. Where do you get shit like this?
It’s that Aussie Okies favorite past time.
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This is the man who is obviously my elder trying to throw out “age” insults.
I’m like fool... I sport fuck 20 somethings in my spare time. You’re the only one too “old” in this scenario :biglaugha: :biglaugha:
Pics or it never happened. I’m 35, richer than any Russian Oligarch, a 12 inch dick, soft. Want pics?
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Nahhh....no need to... I'm like a Viking Adonis...
...pussy catapults itself at me...
Not really!
(https://www.gifvideo.net/files/photos/2017/11/fluorite-cat.gif)
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Pics or it never happened. I’m 35, richer than any Russian Oligarch, a 12 inch dick, soft. Want pics?
Honey, I have pics of nine deuce eating Taco Bell and sleeping next to me in my bed... :biglaugha: :biglaugha:
You’ve been a naughty boy... go to my inbox right NOW!
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This is the man who is obviously my elder trying to throw out “age” insults.
I’m like fool... I sport fuck 20 somethings in my spare time. You’re the only one too “old” in this scenario :biglaugha: :biglaugha:
I can't help it if women are washed up and worthless by 40... :dontknow:
...and not worth using for a pipe cleaning empty out and curtain wipe...
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I can't help it if women are washed up and worthless by 40... :dontknow:
...and not worth using for a pipe cleaning empty out and curtain wipe...
maybe you should cope with your mommy issues instead of bleeding them out all over the females you encounter online.... when they deny your advances
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I can't help it if women are washed up and worthless by 40... :dontknow:
...and not worth using for a pipe cleaning empty out and curtain wipe...
More proof you are an incel. As if we needed any.
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More proof you are an incel.
Is there anyone on this board who you haven’t called that name? :crazy:
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maybe you should cope with your mommy issues instead of bleeding them out all over the females you encounter online.... when they deny your advances
More proof you are an incel. As if we needed any.
Sorry, hags... my dance card is full...
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Sorry, hags... my dance card is full...
Full of dudes!
*BOOM*
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Full of dudes!
*BOOM*
Don't masturbate while posting on the board...
K thnx...
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Sorry, hags... my dance card is full...
In your dreams... the wettest of them, 2 pump
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In your dreams... the wettest of them, 2 pump
It's a proven fact that we aging guys are far more desirable than you haggard old hens...
You, Mrs. Cheese, are old and mouldy... :dontknow:
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It's a proven fact that we aging guys are far more desirable than you haggard old hens...
You, Mrs. Cheese, are old and mouldy... :dontknow:
Stage 5 clinger.
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Sorry, shrew... I'm not interested in you... :dontknow:
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Sorry, shrew... I'm not interested in you... :dontknow:
The Brah's mad^^^
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he is going to jerk it to my photo tonight
PWND
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When BEnzover isn't scurrying around like an E-Cockroach, he's nosing his nads across his fat gut like an internet dungbeetle... :dontknow:
he is going to jerk it to my photo tonight
PWND
Nah....I only like the pretty girls and they have to be under 38 years old...
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I’m sure the slime trail she leaves from the sofa to the fridge to the bathroom is lovely. I applaud at your ability to keep it fed and contained.
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Don't care what your green eyed imagination conjures up in order to cope with my continued rejection of you, Doily Dolly...when I know for a fact that at your advancing years you'd leave cobwebs, sand, and dust bunnies on any sitting room surface unfortunate enough to not have plastic drop sheets layed down before you navigate that fat arse towards it and throttle your pie flaps on it like a baseball card clothespinned near Dennis the Menace's bicycle spokes...
My answer for your furtive pleas to have me lower my standards with you remains an emphatic no, get fucked, not by me, never...
...sorry... :dontknow:
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You really think I’m going to fall for this bull shit attempt to get me to describe my delicious pussy?
No, you cannot be my gimp.
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:crampe:
I already know what your fanny pack looks like...
...a rabid bulldog trying to eat custard on a listing schooner... :laughinatu:
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I’m thankful for really strong vibrators.
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When BEnzover isn't scurrying around like an E-Cockroach, he's nosing his nads across his fat gut like an internet dungbeetle... :dontknow:
Nah....I only like the pretty girls and they have to be under 38 years old...
You should really consider dating women who recognize the signs of a stroke & major heart attack instead of appeasing your ego. Just sayin.
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You should really consider dating women who recognize the signs of a stroke & major heart attack instead of appeasing your ego. Just sayin.
Ego?
Ironic how you pin my non interest in wilting flowers on my ego instead of yours...
Protest all you may but your Best Before Date is long gone...
Freud
- an honest lad...
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LMAO. You really are delusional.
you don't say lotus
lolz
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I do not know who is obese on these forums. The only thing that matters on message boards is what is posted.