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Stomping Groundz => Battle Groundz => Topic started by: cookie monster on January 22, 2019, 05:30:34 PM

Title: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on January 22, 2019, 05:30:34 PM
Why what where when and bitching.

Some truths,

Dra1n tanked it because he got handed his arse on a plate so many times, election night by Freud and Hoot, myself and others. truth is he struggles to hang without a panel.
The return of VC was obviously fake, either him or Feral or both.
Benzo was the biggest closet homo on the board follow by his boyfriend Torch.

Why did Scoundrals leave and not come back? Why hasn't Ransacked retired so avoiding many more beatdowns?

Answers below.....
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Queen Bee on January 22, 2019, 05:40:20 PM
Bra1n was Stan. He also used that VC account.


He is the biggest loser ever in FT
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Scoundrel on January 22, 2019, 07:25:16 PM
Why did Scoundrals leave and not come back?


Bra1n was Stan. He also used that VC account.

There's the question answered.

Bra1n wasn't as clever as he thought and left the same IP for the Ant and his own account.

Impossible to flame in a fixed game.

I'd basically run that forum for years and when the duplicity was proven I got the fuck out.

I got an e-mail from a previous admin telling me what Bra1ns plan was to fuck the forum and I returned for a few weeks under the eskimoo nic to piss on the grave.

Fuckers didn't deserve Scoundrel. I was far too good for that shit.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Queen Bee on January 22, 2019, 07:30:47 PM

There's the question answered.

Bra1n wasn't as clever as he thought and left the same IP for the Ant and his own account.

Impossible to flame in a fixed game.

I'd basically run that forum for years and when the duplicity was proven I got the fuck out.

I got an e-mail from a previous admin telling me what Bra1ns plan was to fuck the forum and I returned for a few weeks under the eskimoo nic to piss on the grave.

Fuckers didn't deserve Scoundrel. I was far too good for that shit.  :popcorn:



I knew the Eskimoo nic was you
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Scoundrel on January 22, 2019, 08:06:14 PM
I knew the Eskimoo nic was you

Nobody ever asked but I'm sure by my posts and the information they contained would have identified me. I only really created the nic to slap Bra1n around a bit and find out where the better posters would move to.

Looks like we're slowly getting the band back together.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Queen Bee on January 22, 2019, 08:18:19 PM
Nobody ever asked but I'm sure by my posts and the information they contained would have identified me. I only really created the nic to slap Bra1n around a bit and find out where the better posters would move to.

Looks like we're slowly getting the band back together.  :popcorn:



Quit lying


I’m your inspiration for returning.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Scoundrel on January 22, 2019, 08:35:30 PM
I’m your inspiration for returning.

I wouldn't be unkind enough to deny you you're fantasy.

Are your doubts now but misty memories.

Do you feel The Scoundrel moving within you and tightening the clit clamp?  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on January 22, 2019, 11:32:53 PM
Answers below.....

Look up Bonesores penis measurement in your little black book and put that below for a laugh.

Everybody watch out for Looney. He's into that fur cosplay shit. Kinda like a glory hole with fuzz. Looney likes to keep guessing-
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Bonesaw on January 22, 2019, 11:41:31 PM
BEnzo was drawn in when he misread 'election night'.

We should start charging him a pink tax to post here.  He's even lamer than most female flamers.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on January 22, 2019, 11:43:08 PM
BEnzo was drawn in when he misread 'election night'.

We should start charging him a pink tax to post here.  He's even lamer than most female flamers.

You wish you had an 'erection night'.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on January 22, 2019, 11:44:07 PM
Lemon's funny.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Bonesaw on January 22, 2019, 11:51:14 PM
Lemon's funny.

I don't know what definition of funny your dictionary has in its dusty pages, but I'll just go on record as saying - Not even fucking close, and try again.

I appreciate Lemon's left-leaning commentary, but her delivery is as flat as Vixen's ass.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on January 22, 2019, 11:53:59 PM
I don't know what definition of funny your dictionary has in its dusty pages, but I'll just go on record as saying - Not even fucking close, and try again.

I appreciate Lemon's left-leaning commentary, but her delivery is as flat as Vixen's ass.

One thing is for sure:

You ain't funny.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Oak on January 22, 2019, 11:55:16 PM
One thing is for sure:

You ain't funny.

Now, now,  ladies, you're both pretty. 
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on January 22, 2019, 11:55:20 PM
I'll give Bonesore funny looking!
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Bonesaw on January 22, 2019, 11:55:32 PM
One thing is for sure:

You ain't funny.

Let me know when someone whose opinions I value feels the same way.

I'll wait.

I doubt I'll be losing sleep over the issue anytime soon.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on January 22, 2019, 11:57:45 PM
Let me know when someone whose opinions I value feels the same way.

I'll wait.

I doubt I'll be losing sleep over the issue anytime soon.

Weeper. Sum Nutcase. Froodle.

Lol.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Bonesaw on January 23, 2019, 12:56:11 AM
The point is that I don't value any of your opinions because you're message board strangers.  How many times is it tonight that I've had to spell things out for you the long way because you're a fucking retard?  Can you even count that high?  Why do you bother coming back to these forums, masochist?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on January 23, 2019, 05:07:37 AM
I don't know what definition of funny your dictionary has in its dusty pages, but I'll just go on record as saying - Not even fucking close, and try again.

I appreciate Lemon's left-leaning commentary, but her delivery is as flat as Vixen's ass.

I appreciate her occaisional quirky humour, Benzo is only funny when hes running around demanding muscle pics from men while calling everyone else gay.

You can be funny in a look a slack jawed mouth breather spilled baccy down his chin kind of way.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on January 23, 2019, 09:51:34 AM
Why do you bother coming back to these forums

Unlike you, I never really leave.

How's the Couchtown Penis Room these days?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on January 23, 2019, 10:00:41 AM
I appreciate her occaisional quirky humour, Benzo is only funny when hes running around demanding muscle pics from men while calling everyone else gay.

You can be funny in a look a slack jawed mouth breather spilled baccy down his chin kind of way.

You actually have to have muscles to send a muscle pic, btw.

And if a dude, even a creepy one, asks for dick measurements, I think it's pretty clear the guy is gay without my having to call them out as such. Not that I won't, anyway, tho. Lol.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Frederica on January 23, 2019, 10:51:48 AM


This woman cracks me up, but maybe she wears a strap on. Who knows
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on January 23, 2019, 11:14:35 AM
Benzo is only funny when hes running around demanding muscle pics from men while calling everyone else gay.


Hey bud, not to throw a bat into your spokes here, but aren't you the guy that started a thread over at Third fail asking the guys to provide dick measurements?

I mean, dude, c'mon, that's pretty out there bro.....

I've always wanted to believe your dope was simply spiked with something funky the day you started that thread cause that was pretty much a low moment in your history.,
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on January 23, 2019, 11:16:21 AM
You actually have to have muscles to send a muscle pic, btw.

And if a dude, even a creepy one, asks for dick measurements, I think it's pretty clear the guy is gay without my having to call them out as such. Not that I won't, anyway, tho. Lol.
and you're the dude who demanded Bonesaw post a picture of his arm so you guys could have a battle of the biceps online event. A real WTF? moment that.... seriously
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on January 23, 2019, 11:57:34 AM
and you're the dude who demanded Bonesaw post a picture of his arm so you guys could have a battle of the biceps online event. A real WTF? moment that.... seriously

No shit. Along with, what was it, 5 other dudes who claimed to be tuff guys? Only one who took it up was CW. If you didn't have your half naked picture on that avatar I would have challenged you too no doubt. I would have lost that one. Would have been a big 'get'. Oh well..
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on January 23, 2019, 12:07:49 PM
No shit. Along with, what was it, 5 other dudes who claimed to be tuff guys? Only one who took it up was CW. If you didn't have your half naked picture on that avatar I would have challenged you too no doubt. I would have lost that one. Would have been a big 'get'. Oh well..
I see my "half naked" picture left an indelible imprint in your mind.

I find that mildly disturbing ...

only because I don't share your particular interest in committing images of shirtless men to memory. 
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on January 23, 2019, 12:40:55 PM
Hey bud, not to throw a bat into your spokes here, but aren't you the guy that started a thread over at Third fail asking the guys to provide dick measurements?

I mean, dude, c'mon, that's pretty out there bro.....

I've always wanted to believe your dope was simply spiked with something funky the day you started that thread cause that was pretty much a low moment in your history.,

you knid of miss a couple of points, the first is irony.

The second one, which is the kicker and what you can consider an entry level IQ test for you  was I started 2 threads, the other was requesting vaginal girth, partly for humours sake and secondly who got obsessed with what? Didn't Benzo mention that? Did he forget? was he mesmerised?  Is that obsessive or what?

You see, when I call bonesaw a backy chewing tard thats a joke, it may not be funny but people get it. When I open 2 threads to bait, people get that as well.

but when I talk about Benzo and his muscle pics that really happened, and do you know what the punchline was?

He bailed from a picture posting flex off calll-out with a women, CW, so interpret that anyway you want.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on January 23, 2019, 12:43:46 PM


This woman cracks me up, but maybe she wears a strap on. Who knows

I dont know what you are doing in here Fred, waiting to hit benzo with a flex-off challenge?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on January 23, 2019, 01:13:42 PM
you knid of miss a couple of points, the first is irony.

The second one, which is the kicker and what you can consider an entry level IQ test for you  was I started 2 threads, the other was requesting vaginal girth, partly for humours sake and secondly who got obsessed with what? Didn't Benzo mention that? Did he forget? was he mesmerised?  Is that obsessive or what?

You see, when I call bonesaw a backy chewing tard thats a joke, it may not be funny but people get it. When I open 2 threads to bait, people get that as well.

but when I talk about Benzo and his muscle pics that really happened, and do you know what the punchline was?

He bailed from a picture posting flex off calll-out with a women, CW, so interpret that anyway you want.
ah. I see.  Asking men for cock measurements online was part of a bigger plan. Got it

Now that you explained it all I feel so foolish and ordinary     And to think. I actually harbored the crazy idea that it was just a gay thing to do all this time

I tell you. The internet is an ocean of enlightenment
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on January 23, 2019, 01:22:39 PM
How things over at flametuna these days?

Activity skyrocketing?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Queen Bee on January 23, 2019, 01:25:00 PM
How things over at flametuna these days?

Activity skyrocketing?



Poofer’s running from SSS  :crampe:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on January 23, 2019, 05:16:01 PM
Poofer is running from his 500 dollar photoshop contest.   

What a disaster that was.

Stupid ass forum won't even remove him as mod because nobody else is willing to do it. 

But this is a thread about third rail  ...  bra1n was such an easy target and he had allstars like feral, vixen and twap as his backups.   What could go wrong?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Lemon on January 23, 2019, 07:48:05 PM
Lemon's funny.

 :dontknow:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Bonesaw on January 23, 2019, 08:13:15 PM
Unlike you, I never really leave.

You're the picture of mental health, ain'tcha?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: LotusBud on January 23, 2019, 09:29:36 PM
He's even lamer than most female flamers.

Aw, gee.  That's so 20th century.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on January 23, 2019, 10:29:18 PM
Third rail Autopsy:   

The results on the bra1n are back.

Turns out it was broke.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on January 23, 2019, 11:01:04 PM
I see my "half naked" picture left an indelible imprint in your mind.

I find that mildly disturbing ...

only because I don't share your particular interest in committing images of shirtless men to memory.

Ya, a 'short' imprint.

Look you faggots, I didn't bring up the 'Great Bicep Challenge', but if that's the road we're going down I'm all for it. Lots of fresh material there, it's been awhile.
And CW's guns would put all those guys to shame. Especially Looney. Heh.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on January 24, 2019, 04:36:23 AM
Ya, a 'short' imprint.

Look you faggots, I didn't bring up the 'Great Bicep Challenge', but if that's the road we're going down I'm all for it. Lots of fresh material there, it's been awhile.
And CW's guns would put all those guys to shame. Especially Looney. Heh.

I dont know where to begin with this it kind says......

You all gay, I didn't bring up the bicep challenge though I originally started it, but if thats the road we are going down even though I brought up the penis thread but not the vagina one to start it I am all for it. Lots of "fresh" material there, its been a while(few hours).

And CWs guns (Gay term for muscle) would put all those guys to shame, esp looney, even though I haven't seen any of them I am using my imagination Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

OOR maybe Bonesaws short answer, mentally ill sums up better?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Frederica on January 24, 2019, 07:05:19 AM
I dont know what you are doing in here Fred, waiting to hit benzo with a flex-off challenge?

Whats it to you, old stuff?
You keep banging on about flex offs, are you sure it's not you who wants one?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on January 24, 2019, 07:08:49 AM
Whats it to you, old stuff?
You keep banging on about flex offs, are you sure it's not you who wants one?

I think you should keep your mouth shut, either around my dick or the live wire pulled from an appliance. :thumbup2:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Frederica on January 24, 2019, 07:23:31 AM
I think you should keep your mouth shut, either around my dick . :thumbup2:

Check out cookie wanting to floss my teeth with his dick. You wish
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Lemon on January 24, 2019, 08:02:48 AM
Did Bra1n and Feral do the deed yet?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on January 24, 2019, 10:17:18 AM
Did Bra1n and Feral do the deed yet?

I heard Bra1n is going on vacation in the spring, which means fall down under.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on January 24, 2019, 01:02:28 PM
Check out cookie wanting to floss my teeth with his dick. You wish

You want.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on January 24, 2019, 11:06:58 PM
You want.

Speaking of flossing, pal, maybe after Buffy the dentist gets rid of your funk breath you'll turn a new leaf and do the oral hygiene thing. Rinsing with Pimms is no good! Too much sugar. Vodka or maybe kerosene would be better.

I bet Buffy's boobies are still crying being so close to Looney. Buffy goes 'open wide' and two boobies go 'nooooo!'
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Frederica on January 26, 2019, 04:27:25 PM
I really think that cookie mentioning his 'dick' has scared away a load of members. Poor show cookie, very poor show
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on January 26, 2019, 05:35:27 PM
I really think that cookie mentioning his 'dick' has scared away a load of members. Poor show cookie, very poor show

Its big, they left becuase i made them feel inadequate I am used to this. I hung a naked picture of myself in the changing rooms of my Golf club which really made the others feel insecure, so i moved it to the ladies room and now I'm bombarded with texts for dates.

MaaM!
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on January 26, 2019, 05:37:09 PM
Speaking of flossing, pal, maybe after Buffy the dentist gets rid of your funk breath you'll turn a new leaf and do the oral hygiene thing. Rinsing with Pimms is no good! Too much sugar. Vodka or maybe kerosene would be better.

I bet Buffy's boobies are still crying being so close to Looney. Buffy goes 'open wide' and two boobies go 'nooooo!'

Is there any part of the male anatomy that you haven't crusted up your underoo's thinking about?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Frederica on January 26, 2019, 07:48:53 PM
Its big, they left becuase i made them feel inadequate I am used to this. I hung a naked picture of myself in the changing rooms of my Golf club which really made the others feel insecure, so i moved it to the ladies room and now I'm bombarded with texts for dates.

MaaM!

Seriously management, no one wants to think about cookies teeny weeny peeny
#makehimstop
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on January 26, 2019, 08:09:36 PM
(https://i.gifer.com/KhVk.gif)
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Lemon on January 27, 2019, 02:18:20 PM
I heard Bra1n is going on vacation in the spring, which means fall down under.

I wish I could watch.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Scoundrel on January 27, 2019, 03:04:51 PM
Its big,

It's deformed and tiny after all those years zipped in a gimp suit.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on January 27, 2019, 05:44:46 PM
Back on Topic..

Sop we can assume that the worst mod ever has thankfully retired and fucked of into the sunset? Vixen, who else?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Scoundrel on January 28, 2019, 07:30:23 AM
Back on Topic..

Sop we can assume that the worst mod ever has thankfully retired and fucked of into the sunset? Vixen, who else?

If, by 'Mod' you mean she played chess with Bra1n then I guess I can live with that description.

Never seen Bra1n throw a hissy fit like when he found out Victor and I used to chat on the phone.


I think that was when 'Ant' appeared. Bra1n really was a woman scorned.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on January 28, 2019, 07:47:49 AM
If, by 'Mod' you mean she played chess with Bra1n then I guess I can live with that description.

Never seen Bra1n throw a hissy fit like when he found out Victor and I used to chat on the phone.


I think that was when 'Ant' appeared. Bra1n really was a woman scorned.  :popcorn:

All the peices are begining to fall into place. I had a couple of women tell me in pm that bra1n was a total Jerk and why. So when he started flaming me from the pm box, something he criticised aw for doing, I returned the favour. The fact when VC told drain she had cancer and he was of cybering with some other female when they were supposed to be an item.

So when dra1n said I was called creepy in pm, quite possible as of my head on drugs and perversions at the time, I just passed the dirt on to casker and let her throw it at him. Letting him know of cause, casket can verafy this if shes not to senile or a compulsive liar.
Thats why I know the VC account returning was a sock puppet.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Scoundrel on January 28, 2019, 08:17:29 AM
Thats why I know the VC account returning was a sock puppet.

Dani would have posted a full pic with that pink blob on her face. Plus she was a much better poster than 'Ant' and Bra1n posting from the 'Ant' IP wasn't clever (sneaky us mods)

I think Bra1n winz teh award for 'Bestiest Melty In FT History' hands down.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on January 28, 2019, 11:04:32 AM
that VC sorry excuse for a troll was so obviously fake it was beyond embarrassing

Even persons such as myself who never knew VC knew it wasn't her

The attempt to prove via Twitter was a classic though... I made brain throw quite the hissy fit when I dissected that one as a farce  :biglaugha:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BroadcastHoney on January 28, 2019, 11:09:33 AM
I am Bra1n's real favourite...


Suck it up buttercups.


Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Queen Bee on January 28, 2019, 01:03:21 PM
Sorry but the way he obsessed over me with that Stan nic screamed butthurt


I never gave him the time of day. He stayed mad
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Scoundrel on January 28, 2019, 04:47:00 PM
I am Bra1n's real favourite...


Not that it matters any more but Bra1n kept you around as a punchbag for noobs and to give Mods (mainly me due to our time zones) some shit to mop up over morning coffee.

His biggest love was for Cardtrick but he was fuckin furious when I blew Victors cover as an Oxbridge educated paralegal and outed her as a Sarf London Mussy. Ask Looney. They have a particular tone of voice.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on January 28, 2019, 05:08:01 PM
Dani would have posted a full pic with that pink blob on her face. Plus she was a much better poster than 'Ant' and Bra1n posting from the 'Ant' IP wasn't clever (sneaky us mods)

I think Bra1n winz teh award for 'Bestiest Melty In FT History' hands down.

That was his 11th hour longwinded vote for hillary speach, he really lost the plot the next day and had a major meltdown banning hoot and freud. Classic thread. I was busy on facebook the following week raiding libtard groups.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on January 28, 2019, 05:11:53 PM
Not that it matters any more but Bra1n kept you around as a punchbag for noobs and to give Mods (mainly me due to our time zones) some shit to mop up over morning coffee.

His biggest love was for Cardtrick but he was fuckin furious when I blew Victors cover as an Oxbridge educated paralegal and outed her as a Sarf London Mussy. Ask Looney. They have a particular tone of voice.  :popcorn:

I honestly know nothing at all about Vixen, as a moderater she is incompetent. Here legal knowledge is close to zero, i referenced the uk top criminal defence lawyer and she didn't have a clue who I was on about. A barmaid would be a closer guess than barrister. She almost makes casker look intelligent, almost.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on January 28, 2019, 11:39:20 PM
Sorry but the way he obsessed over me with that Stan nic screamed butthurt


I never gave him the time of day. He stayed mad

He was obsessed, no question.

I was checking out the blog and Obie basically goes 'do writers get paid'?
Bra1n says 'not at this time.'
He thinks there will be a time?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Queen Bee on January 29, 2019, 11:14:46 AM
He was obsessed, no question.

I was checking out the blog and Obie basically goes 'do writers get paid'?
Bra1n says 'not at this time.'
He thinks there will be a time?



Obi’s tight Jew ass would wanna get paid  :crampe:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on January 29, 2019, 11:42:57 AM


Obi’s tight Jew ass would wanna get paid  :crampe:

Readers should get paid.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on January 30, 2019, 09:40:31 PM
If you're going to keep a presence online, with a webhost and site of your own  don't be like bra1n,   BRA!N is such an IDIOT. 

Who wants to blog? WTF?

Joo built a forum with all kinds of cool features  in a few days.   Bra1n spent ten years building  a site he erased.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on January 31, 2019, 07:36:15 AM
If you're going to keep a presence online, with a webhost and site of your own  don't be like bra1n,   BRA!N is such an IDIOT. 

Who wants to blog? WTF?

Joo built a forum with all kinds of cool features  in a few days.   Bra1n spent ten years building  a site he erased.

Hello there my old long lost pal, do you remember the good old days when we crushed legions of trolls?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Scoundrel on January 31, 2019, 07:39:24 AM
Hello there my old long lost pal, do you remember the good old days when we crushed legions of trolls?

You do realise trolls aren't real don't you dude?

Chin check?  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on January 31, 2019, 12:09:00 PM
You do realise trolls aren't real don't you dude?

Chin check?  :popcorn:

Opinions are like arseholes and your a massive opinion.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on January 31, 2019, 06:02:09 PM
Hello there my old long lost pal, do you remember the good old days when we crushed legions of trolls?

No. 

Remind me?

Pimms in an aluminum can is some serious shit when you mix it with the internet.

You can't flame a good troll.    You'll look like an idiot for trying.   What are you going to flame somebody like Atom or Os@m@  about?

The only people you can flame are people who are still serious about this nonsense flaming, trolling thing  ... bitch!
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on January 31, 2019, 06:08:06 PM
No. 

Remind me?

Pimms in an aluminum can is some serious shit when you mix it with the internet.

You can't flame a good troll.    You'll look like an idiot for trying.   What are you going to flame somebody like Atom or Os@m@  about?

The only people you can flame are people who are still serious about this nonsense flaming, trolling thing  ... bitch!

Its not my fault that snorting all that tequila has rottened your brain so you can remember, or asphyxiation fro having your fat wife sit on your face. Who knows? Maybe Donald will toss you a green card and let you go and pick tomatoes for a few months a year.

Thats like a fruit picking vegatables, or a vegitable picking fruits.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on January 31, 2019, 06:22:10 PM
Its not my fault that snorting all that tequila has rottened your brain so you can remember, or asphyxiation fro having your fat wife sit on your face. Who knows? Maybe Donald will toss you a green card and let you go and pick tomatoes for a few months a year.

Thats like a fruit picking vegatables, or a vegitable picking fruits.

Told you Pimms will rot your bra1n.


Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Queen Bee on January 31, 2019, 08:04:38 PM
Lol @ people still thinking HC is Mexican
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: AMF on January 31, 2019, 10:29:29 PM
Pimms in an aluminum can
Lord love a duck.  We don't traffic in Pimms here in yankeeland, it being the offshore equivalent of a sloe gin fizz which was never popular except with sixteen-year old girls.  We save the fruity stuff for cheap vodka concoctions and drink our gin like men.

Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Blurt on February 01, 2019, 12:06:44 PM
If Mr. Trouble is Mexican, then so am I.

Actually, I wouldn't mind being Mexican. The weather's hotter, and so are the mamas.

How long is this autopsy gonna last, anyway? I feel like I'm reading an anthropology textbook published out of Houston.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on February 01, 2019, 12:42:26 PM
BuRp 

So what's this thread about?

Can't be bothered to read the whole thing.

Quick cliff notes please
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BroadcastHoney on February 01, 2019, 07:21:03 PM
If you're going to keep a presence online, with a webhost and site of your own  don't be like bra1n,   BRA!N is such an IDIOT. 

Who wants to blog? WTF?

Joo built a forum with all kinds of cool features  in a few days.   Bra1n spent ten years building  a site he erased.

Jew has erased sites before and in a podcast threatened to erase this one too.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Scoundrel on February 01, 2019, 07:25:02 PM
Jew has erased sites before and in a podcast threatened to erase this one too.

What? It's in a PODCAST?

Jesus shit. It's gotta be true.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on February 14, 2019, 10:12:33 PM
BuRp 

So what's this thread about?

Can't be bothered to read the whole thing.

Quick cliff notes please

Buncha big time flamers talking about the past like it's the future even though there never was a future in dumb shit such as this superfluous nonsensical horseshit.

Although there is a glimmer of hope.  I see F4$ is back with Looney Bin around the helm so I guess what is old is new again and we're all in the same boat together.

Just killing time while time is killing us.

Like the Comedian said.. "It's all a joke." 
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Scoundrel on February 15, 2019, 09:22:58 AM
Buncha big time flamers

And so who are you Douche?

We tend to unveil round here. Sit around in our slippers with a blanky smoking a pipe etc.

Think of it like some internet seniors home where It's generally quiet till someone spurts out a string of expletives as thier Parkinsons kicks in.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on February 16, 2019, 05:15:53 PM
To keep on topic  ...  TRF is now a blog that nobody posts at.

It almost looks like twap is trolling bra1n. 

Then I remembered Twap and Bra1n are both morons.

CW   helped  TRF  and now she has Din running her forum.   

HAHA   ....  Mexico pays for it.


Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Scoundrel on February 17, 2019, 03:36:55 PM
HAHA   ....  Mexico pays for it.

I never noticed Bra1n building a wall.

I was however the only person to spot the Ant troll and vote with my feet.

I suppose I could have let others in on the plan but I didn't and fuck em all.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Queen Bee on February 17, 2019, 04:11:44 PM
I never noticed Bra1n building a wall.

I was however the only person to spot the Ant troll and vote with my feet.

I suppose I could have let others in on the plan but I didn't and fuck em all.  :popcorn:



I was the focus of that Stan troll. Would’ve been nice if you had given me the heads up
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BroadcastHoney on February 17, 2019, 04:46:37 PM
We did but you kept insisting it was Dum sum.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Scoundrel on February 17, 2019, 05:58:06 PM


I was the focus of that Stan troll. Would’ve been nice if you had given me the heads up

Since when was I nice (on the internet)?

Have to stay in character love.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Queen Bee on February 17, 2019, 05:59:46 PM
We did but you kept insisting it was Dum sum.



Yeah, you’re right.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Scoundrel on February 17, 2019, 07:02:58 PM
I did offer to write in the TRF blog but I flamed Bra1n for being a talentless hack who's only answer to brighter and wittier posters that were around was an Admin Troll.

I also called him a cunt.

I didn't get a reply to my e-mail.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on February 18, 2019, 04:26:17 AM
So thats the back story done..

and faglerchat is dead IRL.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Scoundrel on February 18, 2019, 07:37:54 AM
faglerchat

Seems familiar.

Remind me.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: AMF on February 18, 2019, 12:51:51 PM
===faglerchat is dead IRL.

First time in a decade and a half I've rejoiced at news of another poster's death.

Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: AMF on February 18, 2019, 12:54:40 PM
Remind me.
Actually Flaglerchat IIRC, with 2 L's

He used to join forums that allowed n00bs a siggy, and load up a bunch of malware into his siggy.  Anyone else posting on the same page as his post, he'd get their IP addy and the name of their mom's hairdresser.

Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on February 18, 2019, 03:10:24 PM
Seems familiar.

Remind me.  :popcorn:

After Dra1n got one of his hacked.com flunkies to reverse engineer faglers scripts he stuffed in his sig we got all his PI. Then a stoner forum posted up he had snuffed it leaving an ex-wife and kid.

You maybe able to google it as the 3rd rail links are gone.

Also surfers united got toasted when we found out it was one person with a hubbie on the sex offenders register, do you remember that you fuglian cuntdodging panty sniffer?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Queen Bee on February 18, 2019, 03:15:20 PM
After Dra1n got one of his hacked.com flunkies to reverse engineer faglers scripts he stuffed in his sig we got all his PI. Then a stoner forum posted up he had snuffed it leaving an ex-wife and kid.

You maybe able to google it as the 3rd rail links are gone.

Also surfers united got toasted when we found out it was one person with a hubbie on the sex offenders register, do you remember that you fuglian cuntdodging panty sniffer?


I’m sooo thankful we have Iron Monkey handling the tech stuff


Can’t no one hack shit here ever lol
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Scoundrel on February 18, 2019, 04:34:01 PM
Also surfers united got toasted when we found out it was one person with a hubbie on the sex offenders register, do you remember that you fuglian cuntdodging panty sniffer?

My memory is fucked but thanks for reminding me of that one. Funny as fuck.

I can't remember destroying anybody quite as hard as this prick.

Fun times bud.


I’m sooo thankful we have Iron Monkey handling the tech stuff


Can’t no one hack shit here ever lol

I'm sure IM is up for the job but nowhere is truly hacker proof.

If they're sad enough to want to hack a Flame Forum instead of a bank then fuck em.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on March 07, 2019, 07:58:51 AM
And so who are you Douche?

We tend to unveil round here. Sit around in our slippers with a blanky smoking a pipe etc.

Think of it like some internet seniors home where It's generally quiet till someone spurts out a string of expletives as thier Parkinsons kicks in.  :popcorn:

I'm Blazin Gunz the greatest flamer that never lived and yes, BF is so gonna pwn this place.









Amirite?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on March 07, 2019, 08:03:08 AM
To keep on topic  ...  TRF is now a blog that nobody posts at.

It almost looks like twap is trolling bra1n. 

Then I remembered Twap and Bra1n are both morons.

CW   helped  TRF  and now she has Din running her forum.   

HAHA   ....  Mexico pays for it.

Trump is gonna build that narwhal you eskimo pie loving spear chucking whale blubber loving neanderthalish iceman without a real porpoise.









Don't you believe it.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: No Okie on March 07, 2019, 09:05:35 AM
I'm Blazin Gunz the greatest flamer that never lived and yes, BF is so gonna pwn this place.


Gunz huh. The same?






Amirite?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on March 07, 2019, 09:56:12 AM
I'm Blazin Gunz the greatest flamer that never lived and yes, BF is so gonna pwn this place.

You threatening with a boyfriend?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Queen Bee on March 07, 2019, 11:14:17 AM
I'm Blazin Gunz the greatest flamer that never lived and yes, BF is so gonna pwn this place.









Amirite?



Not with their looks, they’re not
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 10, 2019, 01:41:00 AM
No shit. Along with, what was it, 5 other dudes who claimed to be tuff guys? Only one who took it up was CW. If you didn't have your half naked picture on that avatar I would have challenged you too no doubt. I would have lost that one. Would have been a big 'get'. Oh well..

Damn dude, seriously?! I thought the whole muscle off contest was a fucking troll! But like you're totally serious about it.

Freak!
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on March 10, 2019, 07:23:25 PM
Damn dude, seriously?! I thought the whole muscle off contest was a fucking troll! But like you're totally serious about it.

Freak!

That's right. Nobody accepted either. That bit ran for over a year, btw, because I take shit seriously.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 10, 2019, 08:18:11 PM
I take shit seriously.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Frederica on March 11, 2019, 02:35:34 AM
I'm Blazin Gunz the greatest flamer that never lived and yes, BF is so gonna pwn this place.









Amirite?

I love it when these big reveals fall flat
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 11, 2019, 02:42:07 AM
That's right. Nobody accepted either. That bit ran for over a year, btw, because I take shit seriously.

That's because your challenge is so fucking absurd, and reeks of your homoerotic fantasies.

You're the only dipshit that cares about that faggot shit anyways.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on March 11, 2019, 12:51:55 PM
That's because your challenge is so fucking absurd, and reeks of your homoerotic fantasies.

You're the only dipshit that cares about that faggot shit anyways.

I don't keep bringing it up.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 11, 2019, 01:54:54 PM
I don't keep bringing it up.

But you're "serious" about it. Yu0 don't need to bring anything up ever stupid, when yuo're the fucking tard demanding pictures of other dudes biceps or triceps or whatever yuO were fantasizing over.

Damn you're stupid.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on March 11, 2019, 05:56:57 PM
That's because your challenge is so fucking absurd, and reeks of your homoerotic fantasies.

You're the only dipshit that cares about that faggot shit anyways.

It doesn't end there, his 2 teamsters where Frostbyte who was asking men to stroke his testicles and Torch who as you should know cant stop talking about cock. These 3 clowns were just spamming up how everyone else was gay.

You really couldn't invent this level of stupid.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on March 11, 2019, 11:06:18 PM
It doesn't end there, his 2 teamsters where Frostbyte who was asking men to stroke his testicles and Torch who as you should know cant stop talking about cock. These 3 clowns were just spamming up how everyone else was gay.

You really couldn't invent this level of stupid.

Don't even start.

Cookie:
(https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2017/11/14/popeye-arm-1-6a27f902b9071ae7e29b73ed0543404a1685b9a9-s800-c85.jpg)
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on March 11, 2019, 11:21:24 PM
But you're "serious" about it. Yu0 don't need to bring anything up ever stupid, when yuo're the fucking tard demanding pictures of other dudes biceps or triceps or whatever yuO were fantasizing over.

Damn you're stupid.

STFU and clean the double wide. Feed the kids for fuck sake. I bet in Flynn's *ahem* 'house', the cupboards are filled with bagged 'no box' Wally World cerial. The 'cheese' is in cardboard, tho. USDA's finest. Only the best. lol. I have an image of a Monster Truck in Flynn's front yard at her trailer park. Bunch of hicks standing around it drinking soda in cups made from cut in half plastic bottles. Corncob pipes. Generic Skoal. Mulletts. Heh
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 11, 2019, 11:26:44 PM
STFU and clean the double wide. Feed the kids for fuck sake. I bet in Flynn's *ahem* 'house', the cupboards are filled with bagged 'no box' Wally World cerial. The 'cheese' is in cardboard, tho. USDA's finest. Only the best. lol. I have an image of a Monster Truck in Flynn's front yard at her trailer park. Bunch of hicks standing around it drinking soda in cups made from cut in half plastic bottles. Corncob pipes. Generic Skoal. Mulletts. Heh

YuO forgot to add in a reference with your dick in somethings orafice, and some ending faglame with yUo being on top of CouchToWn.

Fucking idiot.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on March 11, 2019, 11:35:45 PM
YuO forgot to add in a reference with your dick in somethings orafice, and some ending faglame with yUo being on top of CouchToWn.

Fucking idiot.

I bet you've stolen diapers and Similac a time or two.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 11, 2019, 11:51:25 PM
I bet you've stolen diapers and Similac a time or two.

???

???

Yes, you are a fucking retard.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Lemon on March 11, 2019, 11:59:01 PM
Third Rail died of scurvy.  Not enough citrus fruit. 
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on March 13, 2019, 09:47:41 PM
The women at TRF were chosen because they were barren.

That way, the couldn't prove bra1n fucked them, except feral.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 10:00:14 PM
The women at TRF

Yet again, talking about yourself yet again.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on March 13, 2019, 10:06:06 PM
I love me some me. 

It's not a typo but I typed it with one hand.

Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 10:08:47 PM
I love me some me. 

It's not a typo but I typed it with one hand.

Why have yuO turned into a mindless spamming dork?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on March 13, 2019, 10:17:39 PM
Because gearing up for a big flamewar against any of you clowns is pointless.

I  just saw a commercial with abused pets  being turned into SPAM.

I don't like Spam  but benzo is pretty popular.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 10:26:10 PM
Because gearing up for a big flamewar against any of you clowns is pointless.

I  just saw a commercial with abused pets  being turned into SPAM.

I don't like Spam  but benzo is pretty popular.

Who said anything about a "flame war"?

BENzos a fucking nitwit.

You're turning into him.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on March 13, 2019, 11:03:59 PM
Who said anything about a "flame war"?

BENzos a fucking nitwit.

You're turning into him.

Just tell him to 'fear the deer' and spam 'deez nutz'.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 11:08:18 PM
Just tell him to 'fear the deer' and spam 'deez nutz'.

No. I'll tell him he should be worried if your dumb ass hasn't harassed him for an armpit pic.

#TheRealQueen
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on March 13, 2019, 11:21:05 PM
Who said anything about a "flame war"?

BENzos a fucking nitwit.

You're turning into him.


I was going for unreadable, boring and useless  but thanks!
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on March 13, 2019, 11:23:53 PM
No. I'll tell him he should be worried if your dumb ass hasn't harassed him for an armpit pic.

#TheRealQueen

Armpit. lol. One of your kids make an armpit joke today?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 11:29:30 PM
Armpit. lol. One of your kids make an armpit joke today?

Why? You want them to draw yoU a picture yUo dirty fucker.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on March 13, 2019, 11:32:30 PM
Why? You want them to draw yoU a picture yUo dirty fucker.

Why armpit? Nothing attractive about an armpit. You shave, sock? I bet it's a mess, no point anymore.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 11:36:11 PM
Why armpit? Nothing attractive about an armpit. You shave, sock? I bet it's a mess, no point anymore.

Why armpit? Why not? Or were yUo waiting for a "Cawk" reference, so yUo can break the flood gates of good taste once again?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on March 13, 2019, 11:39:20 PM
Benzo gets armpit because asscrack is addictive.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 13, 2019, 11:41:09 PM
Benzo gets armpit because asscrack is addictive.
:crampe:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on March 14, 2019, 09:39:22 AM
Benzo gets armpit because asscrack is addictive.

You're momma's was.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on March 14, 2019, 09:43:56 AM
:crampe:

^^^No better expert in asscrack than a gym rat.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BroadcastHoney on March 14, 2019, 06:33:28 PM
All Bra1n thinks about is politics, politics and more politics.

Why doesn't he act like a normal guy and think sex, sex, sex?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 06:46:38 PM
Why doesn't he act like a normal guy and think sex, sex, sex?

Maybe it's because he has to look at your face all damn day haunting his PM box. Seriously, when yuO look in the mirror, I'm sure yuo're thinking about Dim Sums warm, elastic; starch smelling cum glistening all over yuoR tongue. While yUo attempt to play with your dusty nipples that look like stepped on raisins, on that 12-year old boy chest of yuors.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BroadcastHoney on March 14, 2019, 06:55:56 PM
Maybe it's because he has to look at your face all damn day haunting his PM box. Seriously, when yuO look in the mirror, I'm sure yuo're thinking about Dim Sums warm, elastic; starch smelling cum glistening all over yuoR tongue. While yUo attempt to play with your dusty nipples that look like stepped on raisins, on that 12-year old boy chest of yuors.


Shuddup stitch... I miss Bra1n.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on March 14, 2019, 07:03:23 PM

I was going for unreadable, boring and useless  but thanks!

Never you mind these red shirted squabs H.C. because they aren't worth your Trouble namesake in the grand scheme of reality moving onward whilst these sconces wallow in this menagerie cordoned off and properly labelled as the spineless collection.

Punters. The lot of them.

Were I to fire up the immense and sophisticated gadgetry at my limber fingertips and hearty disposal I would most surely dox this daycare center off the face of interwebs with such abandon that none have ever witnessed before. Or since. And hence! Yes hence.










But I forgot my AOL password. And my aging disc has become too floppy.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Queen Bee on March 14, 2019, 07:43:19 PM
Never you mind these red shirted squabs H.C. because they aren't worth your Trouble namesake in the grand scheme of reality moving onward whilst these sconces wallow in this menagerie cordoned off and properly labelled as the spineless collection.

Punters. The lot of them.

Were I to fire up the immense and sophisticated gadgetry at my limber fingertips and hearty disposal I would most surely dox this daycare center off the face of interwebs with such abandon that none have ever witnessed before. Or since. And hence! Yes hence.










But I forgot my AOL password. And my aging disc has become too floppy.


Hey asshole. Long time no rant  :crampe:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on March 14, 2019, 08:21:51 PM

Hey asshole. Long time no rant  :crampe:

Ah, my femme fatale tesoro! How has this long life of namecalling found you? It's a bit pedestrian on my end. It seems Bra1n finally bit the big one. I knew he had a big mouth, but this was truly unexpected.

And so here we are. On the brink of the brink. The last civilised uncivilised endeavor yet left to us alone. Sergeant Prepper's Lonely Heart's Doomsday Club Brand. Doomsday ye say? Alas, poor Terry. I knew him Horatio T. Trouble. I met a traveller from an antique flameland, Who said—Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,....




Was a forgotten wheelchair.



And he sat on a throne of pr0n.



Fun times, eh? 
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on March 14, 2019, 10:58:53 PM
Maybe it's because he has to look at your face all damn day haunting his PM box. Seriously, when yuO look in the mirror, I'm sure yuo're thinking about Dim Sums warm, elastic; starch smelling cum glistening all over yuoR tongue. While yUo attempt to play with your dusty nipples that look like stepped on raisins, on that 12-year old boy chest of yuors.

You pointing fingers at 'boy chest'? You shitting me? CW has bigger tits than you. Who's in your account, sock?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 15, 2019, 01:48:50 AM
You pointing fingers at 'boy chest'? You shitting me? CW has bigger tits than you. Who's in your account, sock?

Isn't there a bottle of Thunder Bird that needs your attention?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on March 15, 2019, 09:30:34 AM
Isn't there a bottle of Thunder Bird that needs your attention?

I don't like wine in general.

There will be bottles of other things requiring my attention this weekend to be sure, tho.

Saint Paddys day and March Madness hoops. Can't wait.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 15, 2019, 04:16:44 PM
There will be bottles of other things requiring my attention this weekend to be sure, tho.

Will yuO be the giver or receiver of these "bottles"? And will yuO be using spit or vaseline when yuO insert them into your ass? Do long neck bottles work too? Do canning jars count?
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: BEnzo on March 16, 2019, 07:53:02 PM
Will yuO be the giver or receiver of these "bottles"? And will yuO be using spit or vaseline when yuO insert them into your ass? Do long neck bottles work too? Do canning jars count?

IDK. Why ask me? Your'e the expert taking bottles in the can. Ask Blandscape.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Lemon on March 16, 2019, 08:08:18 PM
Maybe it's because he has to look at your face all damn day haunting his PM box. Seriously, when yuO look in the mirror, I'm sure yuo're thinking about Dim Sums warm, elastic; starch smelling cum glistening all over yuoR tongue. While yUo attempt to play with your dusty nipples that look like stepped on raisins, on that 12-year old boy chest of yuors.

Hi there, Alf.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 16, 2019, 11:38:06 PM
IDK. Why ask me? Your'e the expert taking bottles in the can. Ask Blandscape.

So did yuO just repeat what I said to yUo?! Did yUo try and change it up by adding that fucking autistic, goat fucker Blandscape? That's just sad man.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: AMF on March 17, 2019, 07:55:15 AM
That's just sad man.

If one surveys the entire flame landscape out there, "sad" is the operative word.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Garraty_47 on March 17, 2019, 10:06:46 AM
If one surveys the entire flame landscape out there, "sad" is the operative word.

Meh.
I'd say "downsized", for a certainty.

But the only thing "sad" is all the nabobs of negativity who incessantly weep over the absences of old favorite posters and monotonously whinge about the "sorry state" of flametown when if they actually cared so much about it they'd be doing something other than bawling about how much it sucks.

Ironically those same tear-drenched fuckheads weren't the people who made flametown interesting in the first place so there's no reason for the rest of us to give half a fuck about their dismal descents into maudlin nostalgia.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: cookie monster on March 17, 2019, 10:31:42 AM
Meh.
I'd say "downsized", for a certainty.

But the only thing "sad" is all the nabobs of negativity who incessantly weep over the absences of old favorite posters and monotonously whinge about the "sorry state" of flametown when if they actually cared so much about it they'd be doing something other than bawling about how much it sucks.

Ironically those same tear-drenched fuckheads weren't the people who made flametown interesting in the first place so there's no reason for the rest of us to give half a fuck about their dismal descents into maudlin nostalgia.

QFT  I would add bigging up tards doesn't help.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 17, 2019, 10:35:31 AM
But the only thing "sad" is all the nabobs of negativity who incessantly weep over the absences of old favorite posters

I used to enjoy reading posters like SoG, Spock, EYE and Oranje (at a push) but then again I enjoyed my Alfa 147 for a year or two. My new Giulia has just arrived though and the Autobahns are calling.

It's similar.

If you think about it.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: AMF on March 17, 2019, 01:25:09 PM
Meh.
I'd say "downsized", for a certainty.

But the only thing "sad" is all the nabobs of negativity who incessantly weep over the absences of old favorite posters and monotonously whinge about the "sorry state" of flametown when if they actually cared so much about it they'd be doing something other than bawling about how much it sucks.

Ironically those same tear-drenched fuckheads weren't the people who made flametown interesting in the first place so there's no reason for the rest of us to give half a fuck about their dismal descents into maudlin nostalgia.

Good post, but as you've probably noted long ago I myself am certainly not one of those nabobs, whingers or even carers.

I just think it's sad that I can't go somewhere once a month for about five minutes and find some good reading.  And it's been a long time since I could do that.

Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 17, 2019, 01:54:30 PM
Ironically those same tear-drenched fuckheads weren't the people who made flametown interesting in the first place so there's no reason for the rest of us to give half a fuck about their dismal descents into maudlin nostalgia.

And what exactly have you done as you sit on your leathery ass, drinking crap that will kill you, talking about what other people haven't done?

What's your claim to flame besides being a member of that circus side show Ootikof? I mean gee, we all can't sit there and watch Temples evolution go from retard to mega-retard; and clap about it like you do. Just suck his dick already and be done with it.

Maybe you can Pm The Wise And Powerful, and you 2 fucking senior citizens can start a thread about the benefits of soft food and colon cleanser.

Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Lemon on March 17, 2019, 03:00:46 PM
And what exactly have you done as you sit on your leathery ass, drinking crap that will kill you, talking about what other people haven't done?

What's your claim to flame besides being a member of that circus side show Ootikof? I mean gee, we all can't sit there and watch Temples evolution go from retard to mega-retard; and clap about it like you do. Just suck his dick already and be done with it.

Maybe you can Pm The Wise And Powerful, and you 2 fucking senior citizens can start a thread about the benefits of soft food and colon cleanser.

Have you been missing time along with the colon cleanser that’s out of this world, Mr. Senior Citizen?! 
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 17, 2019, 05:03:46 PM
Have you been missing time along with the colon cleanser that’s out of this world, Mr. Senior Citizen?! 
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Garraty_47 on March 17, 2019, 05:08:01 PM
And what exactly have you done as you sit on your leathery ass, drinking crap that will kill you, talking about what other people haven't done?

For one thing:
I don't sit around and wring my hands over the depressing loss of whatever one might define as the good ol' days.

As far as I'm concerned that alone helps heaps in preventing places like this from drowning in the tears of backward-looking morons. A bunch of cheerless drama junkies gather together to complain about this that and everyfuckingthing else then wonder why nobody is happy? UhDuhr. It am a mystery.

What's your claim to flame besides being a member of that circus side show Ootikof? I mean gee, we all can't sit there and watch Temples evolution go from retard to mega-retard; and clap about it like you do. Just suck his dick already and be done with it.

I don't have a claim to fame. Never said I did.
Oh sure, I could repeat a few compliments others have given me here and there but that's just the opinions of other people.
While I appreciate such I don't need or solicit them, nor do I place any special significance on them.

Besides- if you have to tell someone how awesome you are you're definitely not awesome. Innit.

Maybe you can Pm The Wise And Powerful, and you 2 fucking senior citizens can start a thread about the benefits of soft food and colon cleanser.

We don't speak much these days.
He spends his time being a right-wing troll and I still spit on trolls, especially right-wing trolls.
I guess he got tired of having to carry an umbrella.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Lemon on March 17, 2019, 05:44:10 PM
Go blow Levon, so basically go suck your own dick.

Hahaha. Alf.
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on March 19, 2019, 06:38:10 AM
If one surveys the entire flame landscape out there, "sad" is the operative word.

You sit on the sidelines and complain,
Woe is me where is the game?
But no matter how you try to spin it,
The playing field is right in front of you so jump the fucking fuck in it.


~ end
Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: AMF on March 19, 2019, 10:13:29 AM
You might think, because the monkey is off my back, that the circus had left town.

But it has not.

(I think I ought to attribute the sentiment to George Carlin.)

Title: Re: Third rail Autopsy.
Post by: Flynn on March 21, 2019, 11:48:50 PM
For one thing:
I don't sit around and wring my hands over the depressing loss of whatever one might define as the good ol' days.

Orly? Like I haven't seen your ashmatic ass "poast" about a poster from so long ago, with a special twinkle in your crusty cataract ridden eyes. Were you remembering how this "poaster" textually touched you in your very "special place", and when I say "special place", I'm not talking about your coffee mug.

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As far as I'm concerned that alone helps heaps in preventing places like this from drowning in the tears of backward-looking morons. A bunch of cheerless drama junkies gather together to complain about this that and everyfuckingthing else then wonder why nobody is happy? UhDuhr. It am a mystery.

Hey shitbrick, everything you just "poasted"....rings true......EXCEPT for the fucking fact you are a part of the, "backwards looking morons", and "drama junkies". Hey stupid you "poast" here and there don't you? So if indeed it is so very bad with the braindead running rampant, why do you participate and "poast" at these forums filled with vacuum sealed minds?

Who is "unhappy"? You? Me? The fucking Easter Bunny?

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I don't have a claim to fame. Never said I did.
Oh sure, I could repeat a few compliments others have given me here and there but that's just the opinions of other people.
While I appreciate such I don't need or solicit them, nor do I place any special significance on them.

But you know what qualifies for a claim to fame? I'm sure you get some compliments, after all a broken clock is correct twice a day.

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Besides- if you have to tell someone how awesome you are you're definitely not awesome. Innit.

That's your opinion. I am "awesome" by giving a lonely caffeinated spinster the time of day. See how "awesome" I am?

*Does Cartwheel*

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We don't speak much these days.
He spends his time being a right-wing troll and I still spit on trolls, especially right-wing trolls.
I guess he got tired of having to carry an umbrella.

OR maybe that ancient fucker died?