Stomping Groundz
Stomping Groundz => Battle Groundz => Topic started by: The Scoundrel on February 01, 2019, 09:26:04 PM
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Those of you who know me are aware I'm a stubborn and resilient cunt.
When I deigned to come here to bestow my magical presence over this infested rat trap I immediately found the festering boil an it's ass and produced my enormous lance to rid BG of this tumorous appendage.
So as the first of my many miracles I have to gift you I present a Flame Forum modded by a Flamer(ish).
So have at it you bunch of weirdos and miscreants. See if you can ram a 15" pizza down your throat and post up some worthy shit.
Peaches honey. Don't let the door hit your flat ass as you leave.
Oh fuck. I just realised how fast that useless fuck is gonna take to crash this train.
Fuck It. Do what you want. :popcorn:
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Wut :confused3:
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I pulled some strings to get you this gig. Don’t disappoint me more than usual.
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OMFG! What happened last night?
One minute I'm happily routing out Peaches acne scabs next I get a flurry of tit pics from Flea in PM with a promise of a blowy. Wake up this morning and fuck me, I'm expected to actually do something here with new flippy buttons to stumble my fingers over.
Oh well. Fuck it. I spose I can co mod a few random posts now and then.
So here's how it is.
I'm not looking to re-invent the Flame Game with podcasts or Flaming by osmosis or owt but I'm happy to play the game with anyone who wants to. I'll go out on raids for noobs if anyone has an inkling and I'm a stubborn bastard so I won't be running off at the drop of a lame like some fuckers we know.
I modded TRF for 7 years and it took total disgust at the ANT troll to disuade me from posting and I can't see Flea pulling that sort of shit.
So. For your first challenge.
First one to call somebody a cunt gets a shiny badge.
You can manage that, can't you? :popcorn:
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How quaint.
I just want to give you a hug, Scoundrel. You're so adorable.
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How quaint.
I just want to give you a hug, Scoundrel. You're so adorable.
No cunt?
Brrrrrp
You lose.
Next contestant please. :popcorn:
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Damn.
This gig is rigged, I tell ya.
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Peaches honey. Don't let the door hit your flat ass as you leave.
Oh fuck. I just realised how fast that useless fuck is gonna take to crash this train.
Fuck It. Do what you want. :popcorn:
Even at this advanced age, my ass is still FINE. It runs in my family.
And btw.... I was never the mod of this subforum -- but do go on about how bad your ass hurts when you think of me. :cool1:
Good luck, too.
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Those of you who know me are aware I'm a stubborn and resilient cunt.
Should those of us who don't know you care?
Just trying to fit in, here.
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Even at this advanced age, my ass is still FINE. It runs in my family.
And btw.... I was never the mod of this subforum -- but do go on about how bad your ass hurts when you think of me. :cool1:
Good luck, too.
Secondary cuntless post?
Didn't realise just how much I'm gonna have to drag this shithole up.
Shinies anybody?
Anybody? :popcorn:
Should those of us who don't know you care?
Just trying to fit in, here.
I'm just kinda one of those guys that gets under your skin I guess.
Ask Flea. :popcorn:
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Secondary cuntless post?
Didn't realise just how much I'm gonna have to drag this shithole up.
Shinies anybody?
Anybody? :popcorn:
We all know there's at least one horrible cunt here who has in the past displayed grossly overblown affection for meaningless forum shinies. Why this bauble hasn't already been claimed is something of a mystery.
Maybe they just don't want anything from you, Scoun? Aww. That's so sad.
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We all know there's at least one horrible cunt here who has in the past displayed grossly overblown affection for meaningless forum shinies. Why this bauble hasn't already been claimed is something of a mystery.
Maybe they just don't want anything from you, Scoun? Aww. That's so sad.
And yet you jump straight in with your lips pursed ready for a face masking?
I'm surprised it was you Vit.
Oh well. Admin. A shiny shit sandwich for Vitriol please. :popcorn:
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Oh well. Admin. A shiny shit sandwich for Vitriol please. :popcorn:
But I didn't call anyone in particular, by name, a cunt now did I?
As far as I'm concerned the shiny is still up for grabs.
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But I didn't call anyone in particular, by name, a cunt now did I?
As far as I'm concerned the shiny is still up for grabs.
:biggrin: True, the challenge has not yet been met. One assumes it will hang over everyone's head until an opportune and troll-worthy moment. :stirring:
Open-ended offers are always fun.
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Open-ended offers are always fun.
The tab of Dam Acid I've been saving for a rainy day can go to the winner so they can trip on the bauble I guess :popcorn:
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Those of you who know me are aware I'm a stubborn and resilient cunt.
When I deigned to come here to bestow my magical presence over this infested rat trap I immediately found the festering boil an it's ass and produced my enormous lance to rid BG of this tumorous appendage.
So as the first of my many miracles I have to gift you I present a Flame Forum modded by a Flamer(ish).
So have at it you bunch of weirdos and miscreants. See if you can ram a 15" pizza down your throat and post up some worthy shit.
Peaches honey. Don't let the door hit your flat ass as you leave.
Oh fuck. I just realised how fast that useless fuck is gonna take to crash this train.
Fuck It. Do what you want. :popcorn:
Congratulations, ma'am
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Congratulations, ma'am
Your Queen is Flea.
I am but the Master At Arms :popcorn:
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Your Queen is Flea.
I am but the Master At Arms :popcorn:
Ya, a dudes arms.
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Ya, a dudes arms.
Reduced to mental midgetry within one day.
You tried. You lost.
You are a footnote at the bottom of my shopping list. Wankstain. :popcorn:
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Reduced to mental midgetry within one day.
You tried. You lost.
You are a footnote at the bottom of my shopping list. Wankstain. :popcorn:
No question you put wankstain on your popcorn.
Add that to your shopping list. Looking like Benny Hill you'd have to purchase it at this point.
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No question you put wankstain on your popcorn.
Add that to your shopping list. Looking like Benny Hill you'd have to purchase it at this point.
Kid you're broken.
2 days posting against me whilst I brewed a good shit worthy of a pristine toilet.
You are the left over bog roll from the previous flush.
You tried. You lost.
Next :popcorn:
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Kid you're broken.
2 days posting against me whilst I brewed a good shit worthy of a pristine toilet.
You are the left over bog roll from the previous flush.
You tried. You lost.
Next :popcorn:
No, you're broke. Broke and boring. And not one bit funny, either. I'm going to hound you like the bass beats at one of your gay raves.
So, homo, tell us about these 80's fag clubs and the 'music' you made there. I bet you like show tunes. Bette Midler and Cher are both in your queue, don't even deny it!
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I'm going to hound you
Classic fag hag behavior. Trying to hide behind hedges too small to cover that gigantic ass.
At least with you being a lard assed fag you can paint a parking space between your cheeks and let the truck drivers know they get an hours free stay while they ram your sphicter. :popcorn:
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Classic fag hag behavior. Trying to hide behind hedges too small to cover that gigantic ass.
At least with you being a lard assed fag you can paint a parking space between your cheeks and let the truck drivers know they get an hours free stay while they ram your sphicter. :popcorn:
Not a faggot, not a lardass, what else you got raver?
I notice you mentioned you had a wife, that must be the 'closest' gay friend, huh??
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Not a faggot
We only have your word for that.
Since every post you make contains queer material and since I've posted the science behind it. That makes you 100% closet fag.
I have no respect for people who have no true personality and scream their duplicity with every sentence.
I find it odd that people would be closeted on an adult forum.
Just be who you are kid. If you're gay just say so. The majority here will be supportive but to live how you chose as a gay man you should expect people with closed minds (probably more closet cases) to insult your choices.
what else you got raver?
Did that become an insult when I wasn't watching?
Yes I'm what you would term a raver. I've clubbed and taken E since the mid eighties. I, along with millions of others, have a very enjoyable life with much love and great freindships.
If you have a problem with that then I feel very sorry for you sat alone with your gay thoughts and not knowing who to speak to for advice.
I notice you mentioned you had a wife,
Very old and innoculous PI. Yes I'm married with two teenage sons. I live on the North West coast of England with the Irish Sea at the front of my house and the foothills of the Lake District to the rear.
Anything else? :popcorn:
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Hmmm. I would think most folks here are, um, innoculated against innoculous PI.
Maybe I'm wrong, though.
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Hmmm. I would think most folks here are, um, innoculated against innoculous PI.
Maybe I'm wrong, though.
If someone was so psychotic as to try and find me based on the knowledge that I live in an area of hundreds of square miles populated by hundreds of thousands of people then I wish them good luck in their efforts.
I tend not to have a 4K screen on the top of my car and above the doorway to my house proclaiming my internet persona and displaying my latest posts. :popcorn:
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Are you suggesting some people would consider doing so?
Whatever for?
You're some guy on a forum.
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Are you suggesting some people would consider doing so?
Whatever for?
You're some guy on a forum.
Caskur (I know) claims RL harrasment from these boards. Flea apparently had some guy hitch hike to go see her.
Whether any of this is real I don;t know but I'm unlikely to post the name of my business nor the postcode of my home. :popcorn:
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He did NOT hitch hike. He wanted to and all hell broke loose when I said no
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He did NOT hitch hike. He wanted to and all hell broke loose when I said no
Yeah, I just heard the rumour. It's creepy enough as It stands. :popcorn:
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I never even gave the dude my phone number. Lol
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I never even gave the dude my phone number. Lol
I gave Vixen a burner phone number of mine
That's how I figured her as a South London Muslim rather than the Oxbridge educated para legal she claimed to be.
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We only have your word for that.
Since every post you make contains queer material and since I've posted the science behind it. That makes you 100% closet fag.
I have no respect for people who have no true personality and scream their duplicity with every sentence.
I find it odd that people would be closeted on an adult forum.
Just be who you are kid. If you're gay just say so. The majority here will be supportive but to live how you chose as a gay man you should expect people with closed minds (probably more closet cases) to insult your choices.
Did that become an insult when I wasn't watching?
Yes I'm what you would term a raver. I've clubbed and taken E since the mid eighties. I, along with millions of others, have a very enjoyable life with much love and great freindships.
If you have a problem with that then I feel very sorry for you sat alone with your gay thoughts and not knowing who to speak to for advice.
Very old and innoculous PI. Yes I'm married with two teenage sons. I live on the North West coast of England with the Irish Sea at the front of my house and the foothills of the Lake District to the rear.
Anything else? :popcorn:
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So that's your sleeping arrangements?
Christ, American jails have more privacy. :popcorn:
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So that's your sleeping arrangements?
Christ, American jails have more privacy. :popcorn:
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Your Johnny Depp impression is as poor as the rest of your posts. :popcorn:
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Your Johnny Depp impression is as poor as the rest of your posts. :popcorn:
Your best impressions are made at the gay raves.
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gay raves.
Once again with the posts that have no basis in truth.
I told you to screen cap where I ever mentioned 'Gay Raves'
You didn't because you couldn't.
You don't get very far with me making untrue statements then twirling like a ballerina as you shout out your lies.
Do try to get better at the game son. You are merely the shit on my shoe at the moment.
You need to step up kid. :popcorn:
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Once again with the posts that have no basis in truth.
I told you to screen cap where I ever mentioned 'Gay Raves'
You didn't because you couldn't.
You don't get very far with me making untrue statements then twirling like a ballerina as you shout out your lies.
Do try to get better at the game son. You are merely the shit on my shoe at the moment.
You need to step up kid. :popcorn:
Once again you're babbling.
You like to reread your own shit over and over again, there's no doubt.
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Once again you're babbling..
It's called the English language.
I know you speak EFL but you need extra lessons.
Try taking teacher a juicy apple. :popcorn:
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It's called the English language.
I know you speak EFL but you need extra lessons.
Try taking teacher a juicy apple. :popcorn:
It's called boring, pal.
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It's called boring, pal.
You are indeed boring Benzoid.
If you posted other than your poorly crafted lames and your devotion to one of the worst spammers at FT in recent history you may improve. :popcorn:
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You are indeed boring Benzoid.
If you posted other than your poorly crafted lames and your devotion to one of the worst spammers at FT in recent history you may improve. :popcorn:
Ask the Couchtowners if I'll ever improve. Vitriol the hippie lays a bore bomb occasionally ask him.
Flametown's dead. Nobody wants to do that anymore. Besides, JS ran you out with our version and obviously you couldn't deal. Just look what I did to Looney. 'Nuff said-
Lol!
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Ask the Couchtowners if I'll ever improve.
The answer would be no.
Flametown's dead. Nobody wants to do that anymore
And yet here we are still smashing a monkeys head with a spoon and eating the brains.
Besides, JS ran you out with our version and obviously you couldn't deal. Just look what I did to Looney. 'Nuff said-
Looney ran you like a Tonka truck you fuckin idiot.
And where is your hero JS now? Too many fries to cook? :popcorn:
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Shouldn't you make a dedicated thread for air claims that have no contextual basis, and move shit into it so that other threads don't get gummed up with them?
Your own airclaims about Loony and BEnzo would do for a start.
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Your own airclaims about Loony and BEnzo would do for a start.
Once again the daily wearer of the forum dunce hat comes out to play.
You know I like my facts so go the fuck ahead and quote any post where I have made an airclaim about either of these two.
Benzo I just rinse off and move back to the urinal. Looney I rarely mention unless he's just fucked someone over.
You are but children. You have no Idea that a flame war is brewing between the flamers here already. Looney is donning his best gimp mask and Flea is trying to photoshop pictures of her snatch so it doesn't look like a smashed steak sandwich.
You speak so much yet know so little. :popcorn:
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Once again the daily wearer of the forum dunce hat comes out to play.
You know I like my facts so go the fuck ahead and quote any post where I have made an airclaim about either of these two.
Benzo I just rinse off and move back to the urinal. Looney I rarely mention unless he's just fucked someone over.
You are but children. You have no Idea that a flame war is brewing between the flamers here already. Looney is donning his best gimp mask and Flea is trying to photoshop pictures of her snatch so it doesn't look like a smashed steak sandwich.
You speak so much yet know so little. :popcorn:
Actually we all bored out. Why are you not dropping your scroll bombs where they would be more than welcome at Flame Truth? Somebody will pick you up over there. Looney will ask for a penis measurement if you get into the 'Penis room'. Don't lie, Looney's the saint nicholas of dick lists. He will know.
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quote any post where I have made an airclaim about either of these two.
It's as near as your penultimate post in this thread, two posts up from the one I'm quoting from.
Evidently you're so used to the practice that it doesn't even register on you.
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It's as near as your penultimate post in this thread,
Nope. Checked. Had the CSI's check for hairs and fibre.
Still a no.
Was the Monkey's brains bit a little too graphic? :popcorn:
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Nope. Checked. Had the CSI's check for hairs and fibre.
Still a no.
Was the Monkey's brains bit a little too graphic? :popcorn:
Free clue, but I'm only bothering just this one time. Hereafter your obtuseness is on you alone.
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Evidently it's just about your speed.
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Bitch purleese.
Tonka make 'Real tough toys for real tough boys'
You'd chip your nail polish and spend an hour talking about it on Instagram. :popcorn:
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The Queen walks on Lego without flinching and Tonka is very offensive for Mexican woman.
Good job .... minimum wage is in your future.
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Tonka is very offensive for Mexican woman.
I'm slightly interested in why Tonka would affect a Mexican but I'm too lazy to Google Spanish shit.
Cliff notes H C? :popcorn: