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Stomping Groundz => Battle Groundz => Topic started by: The Scoundrel on March 11, 2019, 07:45:00 AM

Title: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 11, 2019, 07:45:00 AM
I left the house this morning in a coat that hadn't been properly ironed.

My wife threw a fuckin fit the clothes Nazi.

I'm not telling you what she said as the spiders Flea has crawling over the net would catch it and give the slothful cunt ammo that isn't 5 years old to use against me.

Suffice to say I cracked the bitch in the mouth.

I was only going to the fuckin shop.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: BroadcastHoney on March 11, 2019, 10:17:54 AM
You forgot to write about your beetroot sandwich lunch...

Stupid Pom.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: cookie monster on March 11, 2019, 06:00:13 PM
Dont go around calling others stupid you bogan trollop,  Your the metamuscle stuffing Metaidiot that cant get anything right.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: cookie monster on March 11, 2019, 06:03:33 PM
I left the house this morning in a coat that hadn't been properly ironed.

My wife threw a fuckin fit the clothes Nazi.

I'm not telling you what she said as the spiders Flea has crawling over the net would catch it and give the slothful cunt ammo that isn't 5 years old to use against me.

Suffice to say I cracked the bitch in the mouth.

I was only going to the fuckin shop.

 :popcorn:

Being married to you should be punishment enough, give the poor girl a break Nurple.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Queen Bee on March 11, 2019, 06:10:06 PM
You forgot to write about your beetroot sandwich lunch...

Stupid Pom.



She probably beats his ass on a daily basis
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: AMF on March 11, 2019, 07:17:59 PM
Dont go around calling others stupid you bogan trollop,  Your the metamuscle stuffing Metaidiot that cant get anything right.

Couldn't agree more.

EDIT TO ADD:  Thanks for the neg, casket :happy117:  Didja neg Oak too?


Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: BroadcastHoney on March 11, 2019, 08:09:27 PM


She probably beats his ass on a daily basis


I bet she catches him wearing her lacy undies.
 
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: BroadcastHoney on March 11, 2019, 08:14:13 PM
Dont go around calling others stupid you bogan trollop,  Your the metamuscle stuffing Metaidiot that cant get anything right.

Idiot? Says the guy who cannot use "off" in a sentence coreectly and continually writes "of" instead.


You're dumb like Ferret...Brought up in English speaking countries and cannot grasp of and off...



Shuddup and sit the fuck down yuck mouth. .... oh and use a toothbrush occasionally.




Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 11, 2019, 08:58:40 PM
I left the house this morning in a coat that hadn't been properly ironed.

My wife threw a fuckin fit the clothes Nazi.

I'm not telling you what she said as the spiders Flea has crawling over the net would catch it and give the slothful cunt ammo that isn't 5 years old to use against me.

Suffice to say I cracked the bitch in the mouth.

I was only going to the fuckin shop.

 :popcorn:

What fucking language is that?!?!
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Lemon on March 11, 2019, 09:05:55 PM
I hope that this is not true domestic violence.    :gonnagetit:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: BEnzo on March 11, 2019, 11:01:53 PM
Flynn's driven a few white trash baby daddy's to domestic violence, no doubt.

I know it ain't right, but I feel for those dudes. Can't help it. I'd bail a Flynn beater out-
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 11, 2019, 11:41:07 PM
Flynn's driven a few white trash baby daddy's to domestic violence, no doubt.

I know it ain't right, but I feel for those dudes. Can't help it. I'd bail a Flynn beater out-

Aren't yUo supposed to be on the toilet taking a selfie of one of your emaciated tentacles? While hounding OTHER MEN for pictures of their limbs. The more naked the better, from what I hear.

What the fuck is wrong yoU?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Lemon on March 11, 2019, 11:56:35 PM
I will not be outdone in the trailer park by Flynn. 
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Blurt on March 12, 2019, 12:41:21 AM
Says the guy who cannot use "off" in a sentence coreectly and continually writes "of" instead.

Nice Mexican accent on the adverb there, Caskur.

You should cross your own "t" before trying to dot your neighbour's "i."
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Oak on March 12, 2019, 12:42:08 AM
Nice Mexican accent on the adverb there, Caskur.

You should cross your own "t" before trying to dot your neighbour's "i."

 :crampe:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 12, 2019, 08:24:56 AM
What fucking language is that?!?!

(https://i.imgur.com/6KdUhQi.gif)

I'da tried harder but you certainly ain't worth the effort sock.



She probably beats his ass on a daily basis


Errrrrrrrr............... She probably wants to smother me in my sleep sometimes but usaully takes her beatings in the spirit they were doled out.



I hope that this is not true domestic violence.    :gonnagetit:

Meh. If you say so. I just see it as a male-female role kinda thing.I'm old fashioned like that.


I bet she catches him wearing her lacy undies.
 


Only your dumb ass could turn a thread about domestic violence in transvestites.

Haven't you got a gap to fill in your teeth?

Fuckin thick cunt.

 :popcorn:

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 12, 2019, 01:11:42 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6KdUhQi.gif)
I'da tried harder but you certainly ain't worth the effort sock.
 :popcorn:

So now it's, "i'da try harder but you..."

Yeah, okay you fucking dunce. So basically what you are saying is that you're a little blithering bitch, who got textually hammered into a fucking tortilla.

Go fuck yourself with Caskurs face.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 12, 2019, 02:13:36 PM
So now it's, "i'da try harder but you..."

Yeah, okay you fucking dunce. So basically what you are saying is that you're a little blithering bitch, who got textually hammered into a fucking tortilla.

Go fuck yourself with Caskurs face.

Thought you were gonna speak English?

You type a lot but say fuck all of value.

Try to keep it succint and to the point. We're not trying to entertain a MENSA conference here.

Most of the readers will be dribbling vegetables wanking themselves blind in social housing projects.

You're a fuckin star spangled over moist fruit cake cunt.

Try wording stuff like that and you may survive for a while otherwise you'll make it on to the ignore panel of the rest of rhe forum and spend your time in a vague wilderness of unanswered posts and castaway remnants.

Take a leaf from the actual Flamer here who can create one of the longest threads ever in the BG merely by posting a cartoon and providing kindling for those little fires going off in heads throughout the world.

Stay as rambling, obtuse and wordy as you are now and your time here will be shortlived.

Geddit?

Cunt.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 12, 2019, 06:51:32 PM
Thought you were gonna speak English?

What are yuO a fucking parrot? YuO just going start repeating what I say? What a true steaming pile of dog shit.

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You type a lot but say fuck all of value.

This coming from the asshat who got caught contradicting himself, then went and copied some shit I said; and tried to re-gift to me.

What a fucking clown.

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Try to keep it succint and to the point. We're not trying to entertain a MENSA conference here.

What?!?! What the fuck are yuO talking about?

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Most of the readers will be dribbling vegetables wanking themselves blind in social housing projects.

You're a fuckin star spangled over moist fruit cake cunt.

Do wha now? Who are yuo talking about? Me? Other posters? My neighbors?

What now about "moist fruit cake"?

How can one be "fuckin star spangled over" something? What does that even mean?

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Try wording stuff like that and you may survive for a while otherwise you'll make it on to the ignore panel of the rest of rhe forum and spend your time in a vague wilderness of unanswered posts and castaway remnants.

Huh? What?!

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Take a leaf from the actual Flamer here who can create one of the longest threads ever in the BG merely by posting a cartoon and providing kindling for those little fires going off in heads throughout the world.

So yuO finally do admit to posting retarded shit like "cartoons", comics and gifs? All the fucking crap someone does when they can't "flame". Let's not forget about the invisible heads you have mounted on your mantle from all your interweb conquests.Yeah, and it's me taking this shit way too seriously.

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Stay as rambling, obtuse and wordy as you are now and your time here will be shortlived.

Geddit?

Cunt.

:popcorn:

So like yoU know yuO like still really fucking suck at this, right? Maybe yuO should "imbibe" more "class A drugs", afterall that's what intelligent people like yourself do.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 12, 2019, 07:18:01 PM
What are yuO a fucking parrot? YuO just going start repeating what I say? What a true steaming pile of dog shit.

(https://i.imgur.com/tnv9sMq.jpg)


This coming from the asshat who got caught contradicting himself, then went and copied some shit I said; and tried to re-gift to me.

What a fucking clown.


(https://i.imgur.com/tnv9sMq.jpg)




What?!?! What the fuck are yuO talking about?


(https://i.imgur.com/tnv9sMq.jpg)


Do wha now? Who are yuo talking about? Me? Other posters? My neighbors?

What now about "moist fruit cake"?

How can one be "fuckin star spangled over" something? What does that even mean?


(https://i.imgur.com/tnv9sMq.jpg)


Huh? What?!

(https://i.imgur.com/tnv9sMq.jpg)

So yuO finally do admit to posting retarded shit like "cartoons", comics and gifs? All the fucking crap someone does when they can't "flame". Let's not forget about the invisible heads you have mounted on your mantle from all your interweb conquests.Yeah, and it's me taking this shit way too seriously.


(https://i.imgur.com/tnv9sMq.jpg)


So like yoU know yuO like still really fucking suck at this, right? Maybe yuO should "imbibe" more "class A drugs", afterall that's what intelligent people like yourself do.

(https://i.imgur.com/tnv9sMq.jpg)

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 12, 2019, 07:20:21 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/tnv9sMq.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/tnv9sMq.jpg)





(https://i.imgur.com/tnv9sMq.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/tnv9sMq.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/tnv9sMq.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/tnv9sMq.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/tnv9sMq.jpg)

 :popcorn:

What a fucking surprise! More gifs! Who would have thought?! White flag noted yuO mentally ill slag.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 12, 2019, 07:31:11 PM
What a fucking surprise! More gifs! Who would have thought?! White flag noted yuO mentally ill slag.

They're not Gif's you uneducated dolt.

They're Jpegs created by my good self to fully encompass the whiny fuckin shit you post.

Iam so kind aren't Iam?

See what I did there Socky?

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Queen Bee on March 12, 2019, 08:38:45 PM
Dude, that’s not a sock lol. It’s really Flynn
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 12, 2019, 09:01:37 PM
Dude, that’s not a sock lol. It’s really Flynn

You have some kind of DNA proof to refute my studied observation?

No?

STFU then saggy tits.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 12, 2019, 10:04:27 PM
They're not Gif's you uneducated dolt.

They're Jpegs created by my good self to fully encompass the whiny fuckin shit you post.

Iam so kind aren't Iam?

See what I did there Socky?

 :popcorn:

Yeah, we know yuo're a fucking shitty poster. What did yuO do? Read Freuds book on how to fucking bore people into submission?

Another thing, so far yuo've stolen "dolt" and "obtuse" from me, would yuO just like me to post yuor lames for yuO, instead of just stealing my material.

Fucking loser.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: LotusBud on March 12, 2019, 10:15:19 PM
I left the house this morning in a coat that hadn't been properly ironed.

My wife threw a fuckin fit the clothes Nazi.

I'm not telling you what she said as the spiders Flea has crawling over the net would catch it and give the slothful cunt ammo that isn't 5 years old to use against me.

Suffice to say I cracked the bitch in the mouth.

I was only going to the fuckin shop.

 :popcorn:

Ooooooh.  You sound like a real catch.  You should divorce her.  I'm so sure you could do way better.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on March 12, 2019, 10:17:17 PM
So, where's that useless mod that won't do something about this Screwdrown's spamming?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: LotusBud on March 12, 2019, 10:20:10 PM
Here's a nice blonde for you, Scoundrel:

(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/7/11061732_8bf8de4648_o.jpg)
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on March 12, 2019, 10:23:24 PM
Here's a nice blonde for you, Scoundrel:

(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/7/11061732_8bf8de4648_o.jpg)
He's more interested in that bootleg Bacardi
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: BEnzo on March 12, 2019, 10:47:57 PM
Dude, that’s not a sock lol. It’s really Flynn

He's an idiot. Let him think it's a sock. Funnier that way.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: BEnzo on March 12, 2019, 10:55:18 PM
He's more interested in that bootleg Bacardi

It's a shot for 1.50 in a nip bottle. Not a fifth. Jesus Christ. Rancid sees cheap in his sleep.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: LotusBud on March 12, 2019, 11:57:35 PM
Oooh, ooh, Scoundrel, here's one for you:

(https://qualityshows.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/jfx-angelyne__opt.jpg)
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on March 13, 2019, 12:44:36 AM
It's a shot for 1.50 in a nip bottle. Not a fifth. Jesus Christ. Rancid sees cheap in his sleep.
ROFLMAO should I just pretend Mr. "Pickled egg & Budweiser" didn't say that?

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 13, 2019, 09:55:43 AM
Another thing, so far yuo've stolen "dolt" and "obtuse"

WTF do you think this is, Wheel Of Fortune with letters available to those with a modicum of pretend cash whilst the others have to steal it?

They're words in the English language of which I am a formidable proponent you encephalitic mongrel.

Perhaps before you cast your shingles against that dicey looking greenhouse you post from you should consider this and sharpen up your own posting skills.

After all. I could accuse you of having stolen the letters O U and Y although, at the moment you seem to be struggling to use them in a sentence properly.

Ya know? 'English Motherfucker'?

You don't really speak it.

Do you?

 :popcorn:

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: BEnzo on March 13, 2019, 10:53:30 AM
ROFLMAO should I just pretend Mr. "Pickled egg & Budweiser" didn't say that?

Better for you if you do.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Frederica on March 13, 2019, 01:01:26 PM
I left the house this morning in a coat that hadn't been properly ironed.

My wife threw a fuckin fit the clothes Nazi.

I'm not telling you what she said as the spiders Flea has crawling over the net would catch it and give the slothful cunt ammo that isn't 5 years old to use against me.

Suffice to say I cracked the bitch in the mouth.

I was only going to the fuckin shop.

 :popcorn:

How much of this is bullshit? Really, do scouser's even own irons?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 13, 2019, 01:13:43 PM
How much of this is bullshit?

It's referred to as 'Flaim Bait' Freddy.

How much is true is unimportant. It was a post with about half a dozen salient points that one could discuss in a Flamey manner.

As usual it's been derailed by spammers but I live in hope that somebody may make something out of it.

Here's hoping.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: cookie monster on March 13, 2019, 03:51:54 PM
Idiot? Says the guy who cannot use "off" in a sentence coreectly and continually writes "of" instead.


You're dumb like Ferret...Brought up in English speaking countries and cannot grasp of and off...



Shuddup and sit the fuck down yuck mouth. .... oh and use a toothbrush occasionally.

You are the type of apex idiot that all other idiots look to for insperation. One spelling mistake and one gramatical error attempting to lecture others. Get back to blowing the fag ash of your keyboard you unwashed hairy palmed slob and respect your betters.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: BroadcastHoney on March 13, 2019, 03:53:42 PM
Big deal... it's a typo not a spelling mistake... bite your arse!~
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: cookie monster on March 13, 2019, 04:02:21 PM
Brought up in English speaking countries


Its totally garballed fucked up convict English you socially deliquent parasite....

"Brought up in English speaking countries "

Unless you believe I was raised in Multiple countries you should of posted "in AN English speaking country".

Consider yourself schooled you swamp dwelling fool.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: BroadcastHoney on March 13, 2019, 04:20:15 PM

Its totally garballed fucked up convict English you socially deliquent parasite....

"Brought up in English speaking countries "

Unless you believe I was raised in Multiple countries you should of posted "in AN English speaking country".

Consider yourself schooled you swamp dwelling fool.

Fuck off....

you ALWAYS write "of" when it should be "off"... even when you are told dozens of times.

You idiot!~

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: AMF on March 13, 2019, 05:21:28 PM
I'll not have the 2 of you dotards re-defining the Queen's English. 

And Cascur, don't even bother with the No Yuo here.  True, Scud makes an occasional error -- but at the same time, some portion of his poasts are at least interesting to read.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Queen Bee on March 13, 2019, 05:28:12 PM
I love when Cathy goes off on the Brits  :crampe:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 05:28:51 PM
So, where's that useless mod that won't do something about this Screwdrown's spamming?

Why? So your idiotic political diatribe wont' have any competition?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 05:41:21 PM
WTF do you think this is, Wheel Of Fortune with letters available to those with a modicum of pretend cash whilst the others have to steal it?

They're words in the English language of which I am a formidable proponent you encephalitic mongrel.

Perhaps before you cast your shingles against that dicey looking greenhouse you post from you should consider this and sharpen up your own posting skills.

After all. I could accuse you of having stolen the letters O U and Y although, at the moment you seem to be struggling to use them in a sentence properly.

Ya know? 'English Motherfucker'?

You don't really speak it.

Do you?

 :popcorn:

It's just after reading your artistic and unique ways of talking about jack shit. There's no fucking way "dolt" and "obtuse", would even be remotely even in your vocabulary bank. You're just not that smart or creative. You're just a fucking dullard who thinks stitching together, two plagerized words will make you sound somewhat smart. What an asshat!

You fucking sucked at FC getting your vagina pounded on by posters like Double Dee, and Sinister, then yuO show up here all wall-eyed and shit; only to have your dry scrotum pulled up over your face by me. Keep acting like a complete retard, and i'll use that beef jerky like scrotum of yours as a sling shot; to fire back all your corny and stupid comebacks.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: cookie monster on March 13, 2019, 06:28:39 PM
Fuck off....

you ALWAYS write "of" when it should be "off"... even when you are told dozens of times.

You idiot!~

Should have been Have not of or off you fucking lame brain dropkick. No wonder Kurt sneaks out for ladyboys.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 13, 2019, 06:53:13 PM
your beef jerky like scrotum

your dry scrotum


your vagina

Have you invented a new sexual orientation here?

Are you one of those Non-Binary mo-fo's that are muddying the waters of human nature from a bovine perspective?

You seem to be confused as to what the difference is between a man and a lady. Didn't you figure it out on the dolly they gave you in the police station during the great incest scandal of 05? Did they convince you to say Uncle Brad put his dingler in your mangina therefore skirting the law quite clevely but leaving you disoriented and shopping for G-Strings and Thermal Boxers?


"dolt" and "obtuse",two plagerized words

Just how far did you get in the educational system you shit posting spazz?

You would consider one and two syllable words to be under copyright and those using them must pay royalties?

What a colossal retard. Go ram your finger in your sphincter and don't lube.

The pain you feel from that should distract from the hammering your slopehead is receiving whenever you poke your pock ridden cheeks in my direction.

Know your limits cunt.

 :popcorn: 
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on March 13, 2019, 09:33:08 PM
Topic: "I left the house this morning."

Goodie for you, I wake up at 11 just so I can be baked by noon.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 09:52:47 PM
Have you invented a new sexual orientation here?

Why? YuO going to claim that as your own as well?

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Are you one of those Non-Binary mo-fo's that are muddying the waters of human nature from a bovine perspective?

Do me a favor next time yuO think you're posting something of worth. Go see if H.C. Trouble has a pecker first. If by some chance he does, go and fellate it with your posts, and see how long it takes H.C. to get hard. I bet we'll be here for fucking months, even if yuO gave him your treasure trove of dick pills from your medicine cabinet.

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You seem to be confused as to what the difference is between a man and a lady. Didn't you figure it out on the dolly they gave you in the police station during the great incest scandal of 05? Did they convince you to say Uncle Brad put his dingler in your mangina therefore skirting the law quite clevely but leaving you disoriented and shopping for G-Strings and Thermal Boxers?

Hey dipshit, reality called, and wondered when yuO would be joing the rest of us? YuO know here on fucking planet earth. Where there are no talking dragons and Teletubby porn.

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Just how far did you get in the educational system you shit posting spazz?

"Shit posting spazz"? Who me?...........because i'm the fuckface posting gems like this:

"You seem to be confused as to what the difference is between a man and a lady. Didn't you figure it out on the dolly they gave you in the police station during the great incest scandal of 05? Did they convince you to say Uncle Brad put his dingler in your mangina therefore skirting the law quite clevely but leaving you disoriented and shopping for G-Strings and Thermal Boxers?"

Fucking seriously?! And yuO question my mental health? YUo question MY education? Did someone sodomize your ear canal, and damage part of your brain in the process? YuO wouldn't know a good post/"flame", if it dressed up like Caskur and ejaculated all over your face.

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You would consider one and two syllable words to be under copyright and those using them must pay royalties?

More of "Yes, I'm trying to post like Flynn. So I'll wait to see if Flynn uses any five letter words I can use as my own". Am I right so far?

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What a colossal retard. Go ram your finger in your sphincter and don't lube.

More cutting edge comebacks from the queen of all things anus. YuO always digress to talking about buttholes and drugs. And it's never about yuor own asshoe. Why yuO always want someone to put something in their asshole? WHY don't YOU put something in your own loose anus, seeing yuO love talking about that kind of childish shit.

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The pain you feel from that should distract from the hammering your slopehead is receiving whenever you poke your pock ridden cheeks in my direction.

Know your limits cunt.

 :popcorn:

Hey stupid. "The pain I feel" is having to fucking read your god awful grasp of the English language; along with the fact i'll never get those 20 minutes back trying to figure out what the fuck you're talking about.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 09:55:19 PM
Topic: "I left the house this morning."

Goodie for you, I wake up at 11 just so I can be baked by noon.

Why do YuO always make it about yuO?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on March 13, 2019, 09:59:13 PM
Why do YuO always make it about yuO?


Drugs, booze,  a little bit of posting on these forums that get erased or too much facebook.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 10:03:02 PM

Drugs, booze,  a little bit of posting on these forums that get erased or too much facebook.

What happened to yuO H.C.? Nowdays you're just a little mewling bitch.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on March 13, 2019, 10:10:22 PM
Asked and answered. 

Why am I going to beat up on these people?

I beat up people at better forums than this shithole.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 10:14:03 PM
Asked and answered. 

Why am I going to beat up on these people?

I beat up people at better forums than this shithole.

Who asked that fucking question? Quit being fucking stupid.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on March 13, 2019, 10:23:13 PM
What happened to yuO H.C.?


Who asked that fucking question? Quit being fucking stupid.


The people that still care will eat you alive.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 10:27:15 PM


The people that still care will eat you alive.

Then obviously no one cares.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on March 13, 2019, 10:35:52 PM
"no one cares"  ...  That's not very original  for a suicide note.

Who's spamming now  Pinocchi-ette? 

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 10:46:06 PM
Who's spamming now  Pinocchi-ette?

Just yu0 dickhead. Just yUo.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on March 13, 2019, 10:56:17 PM
Thanks.

I owe it all to elle diablo and I'm still working at finding anybody who saved her gifs.

Dickhead is kind of harsh, whoresface.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 11:02:01 PM
Thanks.

I owe it all to elle diablo and I'm still working at finding anybody who saved her gifs.

Dickhead is kind of harsh, whoresface.

Well H.C. go look for elle on the dark web. I'll even let yuθ use my Onion browser. Don't come back until yuO find her. And possibly in there somewhere could yuO manage to lose yuor virginity? And yes, it has to be a real live, breathing person.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on March 13, 2019, 11:33:37 PM
Virginity?

Willie Nelson and Julio Iglesias    have probablly screwed more women than me but I'm not dead yet.

What are you doing Sunday?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 11:38:04 PM
What are you doing Sunday?

Getting a restraining order.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 13, 2019, 11:38:48 PM
Getting a restraining order.
On a Sunday?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 11:45:59 PM
On a Sunday?

Why? YuO plan on stalking someone this Sunday? I figure a nerd like yourself would be glued to Hentai Porn, instead of going outside.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 13, 2019, 11:46:53 PM
Why? YuO plan on stalking someone this Sunday? I figure a nerd like yourself would be glued to Hentai Porn, instead of going outside.
Aren't courts normally a requirement to obtaining a restraining order?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 13, 2019, 11:48:39 PM
Aren't courts normally a requirement to obtaining a restraining order?

Leave it to the expert to know these things.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 13, 2019, 11:51:02 PM
Leave it to the expert to know these things.
Are the courts by you open on Sunday?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on March 13, 2019, 11:55:14 PM
On Sundays  I read the Good Book.

Court is in the Yellow Pages.

Can't believe all this information is free.

Makes the internet look like a joke.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 12:03:39 AM
Are the courts by you open on Sunday?

Don't know. But I bet yuO do.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 14, 2019, 12:06:00 AM
Don't know. But I bet yuO do.
I don't know where you live

But you should probably familiarize yourself with normal business hours of your local courthouse if you wish to obtain a restraining order
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 12:08:05 AM
I don't know where you live

But you should probably familiarize yourself with normal business hours of your local courthouse if you wish to obtain a restraining order

Oh? Are yuO sure? I can't get one off of Amazon?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 14, 2019, 12:10:32 AM
Oh? Are yuO sure? I can't get one off of Amazon?
You could try ebay.

Or wait until Monday
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on March 14, 2019, 12:12:39 AM
Don't know. But I bet yuO do.

Give up, courts aren't open on Sundays ... you don't need to be "smart" to figure that out. 

Joo pointed out your mistake.  It happens.

Can we get an ankle monitor on Benzo just for fun?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 12:15:20 AM
Give up, courts aren't open on Sundays ... you don't need to be "smart" to figure that out. 

Joo pointed out your mistake.  It happens.

Jesus fucking Christ yuO really have lost yuor fucking mind! Of Fucking course I know that the fucking courts aren't open on Sunday yUo retard.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 14, 2019, 12:17:56 AM
Jesus fucking Christ yuO really have lost yuor fucking mind! Of Fucking course I know that the fucking courts aren't open on Sunday yUo retard.
I don't believe you.

You really thought the court was open on Sunday.

A blond moment.

lulz
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on March 14, 2019, 12:25:22 AM
Doth protesth  too mush.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 12:31:25 AM
I don't believe you.

You really thought the court was open on Sunday.

A blond moment.

lulz

Who gives one ungodly flying fuck if yuO belive me or not midget?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 12:31:57 AM
Doth protesth  too mush.

I'll try not to SuperTard.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 14, 2019, 12:33:47 AM
Who gives one ungodly flying fuck if yuO belive me or not midget?
You seem pretty miffed about it.

Are your stuffed animals safe?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on March 14, 2019, 12:34:50 AM
You seem pretty miffed about it.

Are your stuffed animals safe?
She forgot Death
It's Death Midget

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 14, 2019, 12:37:31 AM
She forgot Death
It's Death Midget
Wasn't it "roid addled death midget" ?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 12:37:39 AM
You seem pretty miffed about it.

Are your stuffed animals safe?

So now you're posting like Blandscape?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 14, 2019, 12:39:14 AM
So now you're posting like Blandscape?
Who's nutsack is hairier ? YOur's or Serafina's

be honest
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on March 14, 2019, 12:41:46 AM
Wasn't it "roid addled death midget" ?
well, yeah, the roid addled is already a given
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 12:42:27 AM
Who's nutsack is hairier ? YOur's or Serafina's

be honest

Better question! Who is buffer? YuO or Serafina? YuO are a steroid user. Serafina is an ape. So it's pretty much a toss up.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 14, 2019, 12:44:37 AM
Better question! Who is buffer? YuO or Serafina? YuO are a steroid user. Serafina is an ape. So it's pretty much a toss up.
Last I remembered her arms measured 17.5 inches

Mine are closer to 19.

19.5 if I happen to be on a cycle

But I don't sport the ship anchor down the tricep like she does
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: H.C.Trouble on March 14, 2019, 12:44:47 AM
Better question! Who is buffer? YuO or Serafina? YuO are a steroid user. Serafina is an ape. So it's pretty much a toss up.

Good answer ... shave yourself, juice, compete.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 12:49:00 AM
Last I remembered her arms measured 17.5 inches

Mine are closer to 19.

19.5 if I happen to be on a cycle

But I don't sport the ship anchor down the tricep like she does

If she gets bloated, you're beat hands down.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 12:50:06 AM
Good answer ... shave yourself, juice, compete.

Better answer ... Go swallow some molten lava.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 14, 2019, 12:50:45 AM
Better answer ... Go swallow some molten lava.
what device would he use to scoop it?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 12:56:14 AM
what device would he use to scoop it?

Hopefully your face.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 14, 2019, 12:58:06 AM
Hopefully your face.
You don't think my face would melt before scooping out some so that he could swallow it?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 01:01:00 AM
You don't think my face would melt before scooping out some so that he could swallow it?

Hold on. Is this a trick question? Like is there a law somewhere, that makes it illegal to use someones face to scoop up lava on Sundays?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 14, 2019, 01:02:52 AM
Hold on. Is this a trick question? Like is there a law somewhere, that makes it illegal to use someones face to scoop up lava on Sundays?
law of physics maybe?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 01:05:02 AM
law of physics maybe?

Taking things too literal maybe?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on March 14, 2019, 01:06:31 AM
It seems like you two tards came up with such a  level of inane retarded bullshit, you might as well scratch all over this and try again
Scooping molten lava with faces
who needs fucking weed
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 14, 2019, 01:14:37 AM
Taking things too literal maybe?
You're making a lot of mistakes tonight.

You may be in need of a good nap
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 01:19:17 AM
It seems like you two tards came up with such a  level of inane retarded bullshit, you might as well scratch all over this and try again
Scooping molten lava with faces
who needs fucking weed

More useless flotsam from the Albino Kermit the Frog.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 01:21:39 AM
You're making a lot of mistakes tonight.

You may be in need of a good nap

Let me guess. Yuo're driving right now while posting, and trying to eat a Big Mac with your knee? Am I right? To spice things up a bit, you're probably wearing pink sunglasses too.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 14, 2019, 01:22:48 AM
Don't forget the yellow Fedora hat
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on March 14, 2019, 01:24:26 AM
More useless flotsam from the Albino Kermit the Frog.
Says the whore who's transforming SG into a cyber Great Pacific Garbage Patch
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 01:32:22 AM
Don't forget the yellow Fedora hat

And the soiled g-string three sizes too big.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 01:35:57 AM
Says the whore who's transforming SG into a cyber Great Pacific Garbage Patch

This coming from the artist, who lifts up his mini-skirt to squeeze out little political shits no one cares about, and forgets to wipe.Then has the nerve to spam up someone eles fucking thread.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on March 14, 2019, 01:45:05 AM
This coming from the artist, who lifts up his mini-skirt to squeeze out little political shits no one cares about, and forgets to wipe.Then has the nerve to spam up someone eles fucking thread.
You keep bringing up inopportune bowel movements in your posts, maybe you should add more fiber to your diet

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 01:49:52 AM
You keep bringing up inopportune bowel movements in your posts, maybe you should add more fiber to your diet

And here yuO are elaborating about "bowel movements" and talking in circles like a true Republican. Perhaps we should build a wall around yuO retards, and keep the rest of the world safe.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 14, 2019, 06:56:12 AM
you

I'm guessing that mangling 3 letters constantly eventually bites you in the ass.

Maximum number of interpolations reached some time ago so but now the knickers are showing beneath the hemline.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 01:32:01 PM
I'm guessing that mangling 3 letters constantly eventually bites you in the ass.

Maximum number of interpolations reached some time ago so but now the knickers are showing beneath the hemline.

 :popcorn:

So let me get this straight. YUo expect me to believe that yuO knew the definition of "interpolation", before yuO found it online today....?

Boy Please! Talk to the hand.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: BroadcastHoney on March 14, 2019, 02:01:09 PM
So let me get this straight. YUo expect me to believe that yuO knew the definition of "interpolation", before yuO found it online today....?

Boy Please! Talk to the hand.

I've been reading for 50 years and I've never seen it., What does it mean?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 02:09:34 PM
I've been reading for 50 years and I've never seen it., What does it mean?

Quote
in·ter·po·la·tion
/inˌtərpəˈlāSH(ə)n/Submit
 Learn to pronounce
noun
plural noun: interpolations
1.
the insertion of something of a different nature into something else.
"the interpolation of songs into the piece"
2.
a remark interjected in a conversation.
"as the evening progressed their interpolations became more ridiculous"

Hell, Stephen Hawking and Carl Sagan didn't even know that word existed.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: BroadcastHoney on March 14, 2019, 02:19:17 PM
I do that all the time.

I'll never remember interpolation though. Once you get past a certain age, it's best to keep language simple so simpletons can understand you.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: AMF on March 14, 2019, 02:40:56 PM
Hell, Stephen Hawking and Carl Sagan didn't even know that word existed.

Actually, wrong.  Both of them were old enough to remember how the SLIDE RULE worked.

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 14, 2019, 04:09:47 PM
Are you really all that stupid?

Did a big word get you all fucked up?

My fuckin 13 year old has a better vocabulary than you.

Fuck. Between the sock claiming copyright on one syllable words and this latest disgrace..............

Colour me disappoint.

 :popcorn: 
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: BroadcastHoney on March 14, 2019, 04:28:40 PM
Are you really all that stupid?

Did a big word get you all fucked up?

My fuckin 13 year old has a better vocabulary than you.

Fuck. Between the sock claiming copyright on one syllable words and this latest disgrace..............

Colour me disappoint.

 :popcorn:


You mean "colour me disappointed"



Look, no one believes your 13 year old has a better vocab. than us.

Sit your sorry unwashed arse down, metamoron.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 14, 2019, 04:40:10 PM

Look, no one believer


Bwahahaha. Whilst I toy with the English language you stumble at a reading age just beyond Dr Suess.

What a fuckin calamitous muppet.

Fail.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 06:26:56 PM
Are you really all that stupid?

To believe that yuO knew that word before yuO found it online? No. Are yUo?

Quote
Did a big word get you all fucked up?

What kind of rhetorical question is that? Fuck, yuO are stupid. Are yUo and Caskur related?

Quote
My fuckin 13 year old has a better vocabulary than you.

Well duh! There's something called an online Thesaurus...like yuO didn't know.

Quote
Fuck. Between the sock claiming copyright on one syllable words and this latest disgrace..............

Colour me disappoint.

 :popcorn:

So yuo're not "disappoint" at yourself for using a word yUo found on the dark web? But yuO are "disappoint" at me for allegedly being a "sock"? Am I right so far?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 14, 2019, 06:50:04 PM
There's something called an online Thesaurus

Where in this wondrous E Almanac would one be skirting through to find synonyms for interpolation? It seems to me a very singular word.

a word yUo found on the dark web?

This truly must be a tremendous word. First of all it would appear beyond the reach of the commoners here and now it is so unusual as to be found only on the Dark Web?


Am I right so far?

No. Not at all.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 07:08:57 PM
Where in this wondrous E Almanac would one be skirting through to find synonyms for interpolation? It seems to me a very singular word.

Oh okay. So what yuO are saying is that this a word you've used before right? How the fuck does that work? How is it you're able to barely use these big words, but yet cannot construct a simple sentence correctly? How is it you claim to be so fucking intelligent, yet you come up with frozen turds like this one:

Quote
Colour me disappoint.

And we're supposed to believe you're some worldly wordsmith? Dude, you probably can't even tie your own fucking shoelaces without step-by-step directions and pictures.

Quote
This truly must be a tremendous word. First of all it would appear beyond the reach of the commoners here and now it is so unusual as to be found only on the Dark Web?

So "truly tremendous" is better than just "tremendous"? Because "tremendous" could be lying about being "tremendous", but "truly tremendous" is telling the truth about being "truly tremendous"? Can you say redundant?


Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 14, 2019, 07:28:41 PM
And we're supposed to believe you're some wordly wordsmith?

I don't remember asking for anything to be enshrined in the collective belief system but as you're making such a fuss about it this may occur.



So "truly tremendous" is better than just "tremendous"? Because "tremendous" could be lying about being "tremendous", but "truly tremendous" is telling the truth about being "truly tremendous"?


You do realise that the adjective 'truly' was used as an imperative for the word ''must' don't you?

Perhaps you don't.

Retard

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 07:31:26 PM
I don't remember asking for anything to be enshrined in the collective belief system but as you're making such a fuss about it this may occur.

 :popcorn:

I'm sure there will be a ribbon cutting ceremony, right after pigs fly.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 14, 2019, 07:33:46 PM
I'm sure there will be a ribbon cutting ceremony, right after pigs fly.

Don't run with the scissors will you dear?

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: AMF on March 14, 2019, 07:39:05 PM
I don't remember asking for anything to be enshrined in the collective belief system but as you're making such a fuss about it this may occur.


You do realise that the adjective 'truly' was used as an imperative for the word ''must' don't you?

Perhaps you don't.

Retard

 :popcorn:

Not to suggest that you ain't a superior word thrasher than Flynn, but "truly" is an adverb in that sentence. 

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 14, 2019, 07:46:02 PM
"truly" is an adverb in that sentence.

Careful Peaches. The peanut gallery will be demanding sight of your Degree should you post as if you speak anything above grade school English.

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on March 14, 2019, 07:49:58 PM
Topic: "I left the house this morning."

Goodie for you, I wake up at 11 just so I can be baked by noon.

Scoundrel sucks so bad he never leaves the house. The house leaves him.

If Scoundrel had any balls he'd have one removed as his own personal pacifier.

Scoundrel is very special and eunuch.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on March 14, 2019, 07:53:06 PM
Careful Peaches. The peanut gallery will be demanding sight of your Degree should you post as if you speak anything above grade school English.

Peaches doesn't use Degree.  She uses Summer's Eve.





Because she's a DOUCHE.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 14, 2019, 08:30:44 PM
Don't run with the scissors will you dear?

 :popcorn:

Don't worry, even if I do trip and fall towards yuO with said so scissors; yUO have too strong of a bullshit force field. That not even Wolverines adamantium claws could penetrate your wall of shit.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 15, 2019, 12:19:22 AM
And the soiled g-string three sizes too big.
wouldn't that cause it to keep fallling off?

why would anyone do that?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 15, 2019, 01:50:24 AM
wouldn't that cause it to keep fallling off?

why would anyone do that?

Why would anyone wear a yellow fedora?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 15, 2019, 01:18:44 PM
Scoundrel is very special

not even Wolverines adamantium claws could penetrate your wall

Ima feelin the love my people.

The fact you're a pair of useless cunts is of little importance.

Just keep it flowin my peeps.

Scoundy needz a new sig.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: LotusBud on March 15, 2019, 03:02:28 PM
Where in this wondrous E Almanac would one be skirting through to find synonyms for interpolation? It seems to me a very singular word.

 :popcorn:

Synonyms for interpolate

admit
annex
append
enter
include
inject
insert
insinuate
intercalate
interject
interlope
interpose
introduce
intrude
fill in
interjaculate
throw in
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 15, 2019, 03:43:05 PM
Synonyms for interpolate

admit
annex
append
enter
include
inject
insert
insinuate
intercalate
interject
interlope
interpose
introduce
intrude
fill in
interjaculate
throw in

You searched for that?

I made you search for that?

Funniest thing EVAH!

LB runs on Scoundrel time

SUCKAH!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Queen Bee on March 15, 2019, 04:00:15 PM
You searched for that?

I made you search for that?

Funniest thing EVAH!

LB runs on Scoundrel time

SUCKAH!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

 :popcorn:



She’s smarter than most here, ninny
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 15, 2019, 04:16:12 PM


She’s smarter than most here, ninny

Yet she made a post at my command then your useless ass runs in to meatshield?

I know you're a fat fuckin cunt but even your blubberous hind can't cover that.

Bitch.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Queen Bee on March 15, 2019, 04:20:10 PM
Yet she made a post at my command then your useless ass runs in to meatshield?

I know you're a fat fuckin cunt but even your blubberous hind can't cover that.

Bitch.

 :popcorn:



That doesn’t mean she’s NOT smarter than you, you irrefutable jackass
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 15, 2019, 04:23:48 PM
Ima feelin the love my people.

The fact you're a pair of useless cunts is of little importance.

Just keep it flowin my peeps.

Scoundy needz a new sig.

 :popcorn:

Shut the fuck up yUo dildo riding twat. YuO've already been outted looking up words above yuor pay grade. Then yuO go and make it fucking worse by trying to throw more pig vomit up, to try and cover up the fact that you're just a blithering idiot; with the brain power of three garden slugs.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Queen Bee on March 15, 2019, 04:25:41 PM
Fucking Flynn  :crampe:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 15, 2019, 04:30:20 PM


That doesn’t mean she’s NOT smarter than you, you irrefutable jackass

It doesn't mean anything. Mainly because it was you who first said it.

Go polish your Dumbass Parade trophy ya fat cunt.

Blah Blah. Retarded shit. More retarded shit. Overusing unconected letters of the alphabet in an attempt to stick out from the bottom of the shit heap. There. I did I againzzzz. Loollzz.

Fixed.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 15, 2019, 04:30:58 PM
You searched for that?

Yeah, just like yuO did, yUo fucking clueless cunt.

Quote
I made you search for that?

Please prove this...so far yuo've proven to be an unimaginative of piece of sun baked cat shit. Show US ALL where yUo "made someone do something"?

Quote
Funniest thing EVAH!

It sure is. Watching yuO scamper around here like yuor butthole is on fire.

Quote
LB runs on Scoundrel time

What a fucking geek.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 15, 2019, 04:34:16 PM
Yeah, just like yuO did, yUo fucking clueless cunt.

Please prove this...so far yuo've proven to be an unimaginative of piece of sun baked cat shit. Show US ALL where yUo "made someone do something"?

It sure is. Watching yuO scamper around here like yuor butthole is on fire.

What a fucking geek.

Gee thanks for proving just how clueless you are. I'm supposing you use text to speach software to read this site.

Otherwise you post against what is written very poorly son.

Go sit on a Roman Candle and get a light back in your eyes before you totally shut the fuck down.

Retard.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 15, 2019, 04:35:35 PM
You people are sizzling ultra violate and yellow. Ha!

Flynn you aint got no copyright words. You calafragalistic ice tundra head.

I am the best. A third world country will be named after my greatness.

Huh?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 15, 2019, 04:36:37 PM
Huh?

I suppose imitation is a form of flattery.

Meh.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 15, 2019, 04:36:54 PM
Go sit on a Roman Candle and get a light back in your eyes before you totally shut the fuck down.

Say what?!
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 15, 2019, 04:38:21 PM
I suppose imitation is a form of flattery.

Meh.

 :popcorn:

So now you're stealing material from Caskur?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 15, 2019, 04:38:53 PM
Say what?!

Can ya do it?

It'd be the first fuckin entertaining thing you've done here.

Be sure to link the Choob dumbass.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 15, 2019, 04:41:23 PM
Quote
Be sure to link the Choob dumbass.

Another fine example of a literary U.F.O.

Unidentified Fucked Object.





Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 15, 2019, 04:42:07 PM
So now you're stealing material from Caskur?

Do you have a shrine to the Aussie Head Cases posts and run them through some sort of process when some other English speaker uses a vaguely similar pattern of words?

I've certainly never seen the cunt post anything like that but maybe you'd care to drag it out of your wank stash and post fuckin proof you airclaiming prick.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 15, 2019, 04:46:48 PM
Do you have a shrine to the Aussie Head Cases posts and run them through some sort of process when some other English speaker uses a vaguely similar pattern of words?

I've certainly never seen the cunt post anything like that but maybe you'd care to drag it out of your wank stash and post fuckin proof you airclaiming prick.

 :popcorn:

Hey fuckface, still arguing the fact that you're not a total useless dipshit? Maybe yuO could also argue the fact, that yuO have an alleged penis.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Oak on March 15, 2019, 05:04:53 PM


That doesn’t mean she’s NOT smarter than you, you irrefutable jackass

He's really like your best friend's annoying little brother, isn't he?  Or a fly at a picnic.  Nothing serious, just mildly annoying and unwelcome.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Queen Bee on March 15, 2019, 05:07:37 PM
He's really like your best friend's annoying little brother, isn't he?  Or a fly at a picnic.  Nothing serious, just mildly annoying and unwelcome.


He’s mellowed down quite a bit. He used to be an even bigger pain in the asshole
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Oak on March 15, 2019, 05:08:42 PM

He’s mellowed down quite a bit. He used to be an even bigger pain in the asshole

He's boring.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 15, 2019, 05:34:21 PM
an alleged penis.

There's some high grade fucknuckery there ya failing, flawed rimjob.

You come across like you've just given a double header in a hard core porn flick.

Does your asshole really hurt that bad and which asshole? Your lady ass or your rectal cavity?

Since you shoved your pointy head up this Nike Sports Sock you've been nothing but bland and an easy win.

Someone like you really should do a little better but then you'd have to unmask wouldn't you cunt?

Go on. Show the boys and girls just how badly you mangle the English Language un socked. I double dares ya.



He used to be an even bigger pain in the asshole

Missing me sweetums?

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Garraty_47 on March 15, 2019, 06:01:51 PM
That doesn’t mean she’s NOT smarter than you, you irrefutable jackass

I know this much:
If there's one thing Scound most certainly is it's refutable.
Like, constantly.

He'll never admit it, but that's a quirk of a different colour.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Queen Bee on March 15, 2019, 06:03:09 PM
I know this much:
If there's one thing Scound most certainly is it's refutable.
Like, constantly.

He'll never admit it, but that's a quirk of a different colour.


He’s a gawddamn jackass.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 15, 2019, 06:15:57 PM

He’s a gawddamn jackass.

Letting others do the heavy lifting again you lazy, fat fuck? Did you even unnerstand Vit when he used the word 'Refutable'? I have to doubt your dumb ass did.

You need some schoolin ya flabberous fucksocket.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Queen Bee on March 15, 2019, 07:16:29 PM
How many times you gonna fat lame me, Benny ?


You on the bath salts again ?what I tell u about that shit  :crampe:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Oak on March 15, 2019, 08:27:33 PM
How many times you gonna fat lame me, Benny ?



Forever, what else do they have to offer?  Not a god damn thing.  What does loser do for a living?  The other one is a bouncer. 
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 15, 2019, 08:43:30 PM
There's some high grade fucknuckery there ya failing, flawed rimjob.

"Fucknuckery"?!?! YuO gotta be kidding me. Jesus fucking christ! Now yuo'Re just making shit up.

Quote
You come across like you've just given a double header in a hard core porn flick.

BENzo called and said if you're going to pilfer his crap too, yuO need to sound more "ghey", not stupid.

Quote
Does your asshole really hurt that bad and which asshole? Your lady ass or your rectal cavity?

So am I to believe yuO just "flamed" me by saying I have two assholez? *Golf clap*

Quote
Since you shoved your pointy head up this Nike Sports Sock you've been nothing but bland and an easy win.

So yuo're the "winnar" because:

# YuO make up new words?
# Use words yUo find off the internet?
# Stealing Caskurs posting style?
# Posts like BENzo, but BENzo is funnier by virtue of being a closet homo?
# Tardjacks a thread, and proclaims to be the greatest; because no one can decipher stupid?

Quote
Someone like you really should do a little better but then you'd have to unmask wouldn't you cunt?

*Yawn*

Quote
Go on. Show the boys and girls just how badly you mangle the English Language

This is too fucking easy:

Quote
There's some high grade fucknuckery there ya failing, flawed rimjob.

YuO must be talking about yuor own aforementioned statement.



Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 15, 2019, 09:06:45 PM
Why would anyone wear a yellow fedora?
thats a good question

I was hoping your rather colorful imagination could fill in those blanks

Impress me 

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on March 15, 2019, 09:10:42 PM
Shut the fuck up yUo dildo riding twat. YuO've already been outted looking up words above yuor pay grade. Then yuO go and make it fucking worse by trying to throw more pig vomit up, to try and cover up the fact that you're just a blithering idiot; with the brain power of three garden slugs.
why “3”. And not 2

Or even 1 perhaps. 

You dont think that reducing the amount slugs would have increased the insult factor proportionately ?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Emily Friday on March 15, 2019, 09:28:19 PM
He's really like your best friend's annoying little brother, isn't he?  Or a fly at a picnic.  Nothing serious, just mildly annoying and unwelcome.
This jackass does remind persons of sane disposition of that embarrassing family member that always seems to crash thanksgiving dinner no matter how hard you try and keep it a secret.

You know the type right? shows up smelling like dirty laundry and thinks it's a really cool dinner show to stick forks up his nostrils to demonstrate you don't need tongs to get those drumsticks off the platter.

Someone that every last family member including the dog wishes were dead.


Anyway, Scoundrivel and that Aryan Poodle. Are you two halfwit buttplugs ready to get steamrolled next week?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Oak on March 15, 2019, 11:43:32 PM
This jackass does remind persons of sane disposition of that embarrassing family member that always seems to crash thanksgiving dinner no matter how hard you try and keep it a secret.

You know the type right? shows up smelling like dirty laundry and thinks it's a really cool dinner show to stick forks up his nostrils to demonstrate you don't need tongs to get those drumsticks off the platter.

Someone that every last family member including the dog wishes were dead.


Anyway, Scoundrivel and that Aryan Poodle. Are you two halfwit buttplugs ready to get steamrolled next week?

 :crampe: :crampe: :crampe: :crampe:

 :happy117:   Emily's baaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 16, 2019, 08:00:25 AM
:happy117:   Emily's baaaaaaaaaaaaack!

And strangely enough when I'm in the middle of a week long tag match.

Let's dissect just how obviously you bunch of 'Jack In A Box' tempered asshats have played this.

Din (who you claim to dislike) starts a match at FT 2 days early. Bland runs in here like the beleaguered Scottish forces at Culloden calling out Flea which is as likely to end in a thread as a call out to Bra1n. Emily is then risen from the e-dead in an almost Frakenstein-ish moment and all of which coincidently happen at the weekend when (as you are fuckin fully aware) Scoundrel spends his valuable time getting fuckin wrecked and partying like it's 1985.

So here's how it plays out. Requests are now closed until Monday A.M. If you need me for anything then leave a note. You will wait at my pleasure.

But as an aside. Whilst I am a complete cunt I'm not a twat. Unlike the twats that inhabit this place. Therefore, as i've been in taggers before where one party has gone AWOL I'll keep up with the match and post alongside Vit during the daylight hours of today and the evening tomorrow.

See. I'm a cunt.

You're twats.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 17, 2019, 03:25:40 AM
why “3”. And not 2

Or even 1 perhaps. 

You dont think that reducing the amount slugs would have increased the insult factor proportionately ?

Because, if I put 2, then no one would believe it.

If I put 1, then people would think I was describing yuo.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: AMF on March 17, 2019, 08:10:34 AM
And strangely enough when I'm in the middle of a week long tag match.

Let's dissect just how obviously you bunch of 'Jack In A Box' tempered asshats have played this.

===

Naw, let's dissect how obviously YUO are trying to play this.

YUO and Scouser called out ME and Emily and we accepted yuor challenge with the understanding it was to start this weekend.

Then you found some other challenge to get embroiled in and conveniently forgot about the one you already had on your dance card.

But rather than try and re-negotiate the stips of YUOR original event, yuo're trying to do a Liverpool Fast Shuffle here and blame some OTHER morons.  I call them morons cuz they believed yuo were serious in promoting the original match.

Fukin welshers is what yuo are.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 17, 2019, 08:55:44 AM

YUO and Scouser called out ME and Emily and we accepted yuor challenge with the understanding it was to start this weekend.


Let's get a couple of things straight dick head.

(1) I'm THE Scouser.

(2) Post where me and AP called out you and Joo.


I shit my socks and ran for cover.

Nice of you to confirm your duplicity cunt.



I'm Welsh

Things are becoming clearer. It's like a fog lifting over a disused chemical plant on a frosty morning with....... Ya know? That type of mist that's a bit wet but isn't cold.


YUO

YUO
 YUOR
 yuo're
 yuo


Just how many hats do you need me to nail into that fuckin coffin skull of yours?

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Oak on March 17, 2019, 11:53:50 AM
And strangely enough when I'm in the middle of a week long tag match.

Let's dissect just how obviously you bunch of 'Jack In A Box' tempered asshats have played this.

Din (who you claim to dislike) starts a match at FT 2 days early. Bland runs in here like the beleaguered Scottish forces at Culloden calling out Flea which is as likely to end in a thread as a call out to Bra1n. Emily is then risen from the e-dead in an almost Frakenstein-ish moment and all of which coincidently happen at the weekend when (as you are fuckin fully aware) Scoundrel spends his valuable time getting fuckin wrecked and partying like it's 1985.

So here's how it plays out. Requests are now closed until Monday A.M. If you need me for anything then leave a note. You will wait at my pleasure.

But as an aside. Whilst I am a complete cunt I'm not a twat. Unlike the twats that inhabit this place. Therefore, as i've been in taggers before where one party has gone AWOL I'll keep up with the match and post alongside Vit during the daylight hours of today and the evening tomorrow.

See. I'm a cunt.

You're twats.

 :popcorn:


You mad bro?

I've got nothing to do with this nonsense. Leave me out of it.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 17, 2019, 12:37:53 PM

You mad bro?

I've got nothing to do with this nonsense. Leave me out of it.

Did I mention your fuckin name in this context?

Siddown Chumpsky. Your back doors are not about to be kicked in.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: AMF on March 17, 2019, 12:38:11 PM
(2) Post where me and AP called out you and Joo.

No, you initially issued the challenge on his behalf and there was no mention of j00.

You'll have to wade through a couple of pages of dickdancing, but all parties did sign up. 


Yet you get kicked around like a Helium filled beach ball every time I post toward you?

Tell you what.

Flea's moaning like shit that I'm doing a match at FT so to give me a warm up why don't you pick another Septic and do battle with me and AP. No run ins so the tards can't shadow your defeat mind.  :popcorn:

Hard to believe you'd have banged on for 2 pages but can't remember it 2 weeks later.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 17, 2019, 12:40:44 PM
No, you initially issued the challenge on his behalf and there was no mention of j00.

You'll have to wade through a couple of pages of dickdancing, but all parties did sign up. 



See where you fucked up there?

Ida thought you'd be more careful given your boasted trolling talents?

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: AMF on March 17, 2019, 01:19:11 PM
See where you fucked up there?

No.

What's j00 got to do with any of this? 

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 17, 2019, 01:23:03 PM
What's j00 got to do with any of this?

Really?

Are we playing that game?

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: AMF on March 17, 2019, 01:35:01 PM
Oh, look....the guy who thinks he can flame and troll better with a snoot fulla contraband whose actual composition is unknown even to the dealer he scored it from is gonna lecture ME about what kind of game is afoot.   :drink:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 17, 2019, 01:54:41 PM
Oh, look....the guy who thinks he can flame and troll better with a snoot fulla contraband whose actual composition is unknown even to the dealer he scored it from is gonna lecture ME about what kind of game is afoot.   :drink:

Please do enjoy your drink of pre-packaged and possibly tampered with alcohol whilst I drop another Blue Punisher that has been lab tested here at my house. Do you think you're talking to a fuckin amateur here you mindless prick? You swallow what you're told like the rest of the addled sheep and leave the adults to play.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: AMF on March 17, 2019, 02:20:05 PM
Oh, dear...I must have hit a nerve. 

I was serious when I said I don't use drugs from either class, although many years ago it was a different story.   :musicboohoo:

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 17, 2019, 03:02:41 PM


I was serious when I said I don't use drugs:

Didn't work when Grange Hill and Nancy Reagan said it. Do you think it would work speaking to somebody with a vast experience and knowledge?

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on March 19, 2019, 06:48:00 AM
I suppose imitation is a form of flattery.

Meh.

 :popcorn:

In your case, limitation is a form of shattery.

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on March 19, 2019, 06:58:02 AM
Letting others do the heavy lifting again you lazy, fat fuck? Did you even unnerstand Vit when he used the word 'Refutable'? I have to doubt your dumb ass did.

You need some schoolin ya flabberous fucksocket.

 :popcorn:

He meant 'reusable' and something or other regarding your anus taking distended vacations to Prolapseville.  And beyond.






Ben gay?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on March 19, 2019, 07:06:15 AM
Forever, what else do they have to offer?  Not a god damn thing.  What does loser do for a living?  The other one is a bouncer.

And we are to suppose you're the erudite daughter of a longstanding lineage of well honed worldly survivors brought up with book smarts and street smarts meaning you're still alive on the wild streets in a sturdy self crafted cardboard box and can tell which end is up because you can read arrows. So much winning.










So much.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on March 22, 2019, 03:08:00 PM
ROFLMAO it's like a huge bunch of rabid dogs going at each other


Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on March 22, 2019, 06:03:23 PM
ROFLMAO it's like a huge bunch of rabid dogs going at each other

You're just getting a semi boner equating the froth round a rabid dog's mouth with the dribbles of cum falling past your lipstick.

Ya dorty fuckin whooerr.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on March 22, 2019, 07:32:53 PM
You're just getting a semi boner equating the froth round a rabid dog's mouth with the dribbles of cum falling past your lipstick.

Ya dorty fuckin whooerr.

 :popcorn:
Nice try, but you won't get me into that pile of shit and piss you're on right now. Stay there, pooch.


I will just stay where I am, pointing and laughing
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 22, 2019, 07:33:54 PM
You're just getting a semi boner equating the froth round a rabid dog's mouth with the dribbles of cum falling past your lipstick.

Ya dorty fuckin whooerr.

 :popcorn:

Zakaj si tako prekleto neumen? Celo psi v vaši vasi so pametnejši od vas. Če ste res iz Evrope, potem se odpovem švicarskemu in slovenskemu ozadju.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on March 22, 2019, 07:35:30 PM
ugh, and now the mongos want me to waste even more time by google translating what they google translated themselves

Google translate this:


VÃO TOMAR NO CU, SEU MONTE DE ARROMBADOS
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 22, 2019, 08:19:58 PM
ugh, and now the mongos want me to waste even more time by google translating what they google translated themselves

Google translate this:


VÃO TOMAR NO CU, SEU MONTE DE ARROMBADOS

TLDR;
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on March 22, 2019, 08:40:09 PM
TLDR;
Tweakers don't need to apply
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 22, 2019, 09:14:57 PM
Tweakers don't need to apply

Is this more slang? Which minority are you being now?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Oak on March 22, 2019, 09:50:13 PM
And we are to suppose you're the erudite daughter of a longstanding lineage of well honed worldly survivors brought up with book smarts and street smarts meaning you're still alive on the wild streets in a sturdy self crafted cardboard box and can tell which end is up because you can read arrows. So much winning.










So much.

You're not being asked to suppose anything.   
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on March 22, 2019, 10:55:00 PM
Is this more slang? Which minority are you being now?

The minority that wastes their time trying to communicate with a spastic weirdo like you?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Oak on March 22, 2019, 11:26:43 PM
The minority that wastes their time trying to communicate with a spastic weirdo like you?

Fucking hypocrite.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Flynn on March 22, 2019, 11:26:55 PM
The minority that wastes their time trying to communicate with a spastic weirdo like you?

Do you mean "communicate", by pulling out retarded phrases out of your loose butthole?

Do you mean "communicate", like an 8th grader, when using street slang like "ho"?

Do you mean "communicate", as in "Does your relented ass need more kicking?"

If you mean those examples, then yes, you've been totally void of any intelligence; or humor.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on March 23, 2019, 02:31:59 AM
Fucking hypocrite.
Keep biting that ankle, cochina.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Oak on March 23, 2019, 08:54:27 AM
Keep biting that ankle, cochina.

You know I'm right, loser.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: AMF on March 23, 2019, 10:39:57 AM
Keep biting that ankle, cochina.

So far, it's been a no-brainer even though Rancid has delivered a punch or two.  A smarter dude would withdraw, is all I'm thinking.

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Oak on March 23, 2019, 01:43:44 PM
So far, it's been a no-brainer even though Rancid has delivered a punch or two.  A smart dude would withdraw, is all I'm thinking.

FAYW
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on April 14, 2019, 01:12:33 PM
Poarka doesn't seem too happy

The avocados that are grown in California don't remind her of childhood

Like the ones from Meheeco do
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on April 17, 2019, 08:43:43 PM
You're not being asked to suppose anything.


Whoops. I missed this a good while ago.  Good comeback.













For a dumbfuck!
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on April 17, 2019, 08:46:42 PM
So far, it's been a no-brainer even though Rancid has delivered a punch or two.  A smarter dude would withdraw, is all I'm thinking.

You constantly think withdraw because your penis shrinks before planting seed.

Relax.  Evolution is working as planned.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Oak on April 17, 2019, 08:48:40 PM

Whoops. I missed this a good while ago.  Good comeback.













For a dumbfuck!

It was a response, not a comeback.  You don't seem worth the trouble, friend.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on April 17, 2019, 08:49:43 PM
Do you mean "communicate", by pulling out retarded phrases out of your loose butthole?

Do you mean "communicate", like an 8th grader, when using street slang like "ho"?

Do you mean "communicate", as in "Does your relented ass need more kicking?"

If you mean those examples, then yes, you've been totally void of any intelligence; or humor.
Where the fuck did you go?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on April 17, 2019, 08:51:09 PM
It was a response, not a comeback.  You don't seem worth the trouble, friend.

That's a shame.  And just when I was beginning to loathe you.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on April 17, 2019, 08:53:14 PM
It was a response, not a comeback.  You don't seem worth the trouble, friend.
You're like a lightning rod.

But instead of atmospheric discharges, it's just disrespect.   :biglaugha:

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Oak on April 17, 2019, 08:56:12 PM
That's a shame.  And just when I was beginning to loathe you.

Knock yourself out, you can join the He Man Oak Hater's club.  Though you'll have to settle for member at large.  They've got the cabinet filled already.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Oak on April 17, 2019, 08:56:50 PM
You're like a lightning rod.

But instead of atmospheric discharges, it's just disrespect.   :biglaugha:

Insecure men are often threatened by me.  Meh...
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Biggie Smiles on April 17, 2019, 08:58:19 PM
You're like a lightning rod.

But instead of atmospheric discharges, it's just disrespect.   :biglaugha:
Rancid. Dear old frirnd. Why did you place a laughing smiley after a sentence which was so dreadfully unfunny?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Oak on April 17, 2019, 09:01:48 PM
Rancid. Dear old frirnd. Why did you place a laughing smiley after a sentence which was so dreadfully unfunny?

Maybe it's funny in Putoguese.  I'm sure that's what he hears in his melon head.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on April 17, 2019, 09:07:23 PM
Insecure men are often threatened by me.  Meh...

Gender flaming?

Omagosh!  You just broke the PC bucket.

Better hand in your SJW card. 

It's the blank one. Because, meaningless.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Oak on April 17, 2019, 09:12:04 PM
Gender flaming?

Omagosh!  You just broke the PC bucket.

Better hand in your SJW card. 

It's the blank one. Because, meaningless.

(https://data.whicdn.com/images/60322575/large.jpg) 
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on April 17, 2019, 09:26:09 PM
(https://data.whicdn.com/images/60322575/large.jpg)

Remember. You can't spell 'prepubescent' without 'pube' & 'scent'.

There.  Humor more befitting your preadolescence.

ADHD victim.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Oak on April 17, 2019, 09:29:08 PM
Remember. You can't spell 'prepubescent' without 'pube' & 'scent'.

There.  Humor more befitting your preadolescence.

ADHD victim.

 :crampe:

Keep trying.  I'm amused.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on April 18, 2019, 12:10:09 AM
Insecure men are often threatened by me.  Meh...
They're afraid you're gonna steal their lunch. And possibly dinner.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Rancidmilko on April 18, 2019, 12:11:04 AM
Rancid. Dear old frirnd. Why did you place a laughing smiley after a sentence which was so dreadfully unfunny?
Maybe so an idiot would read it and make a post about it?
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: AMF on April 18, 2019, 01:52:04 PM
You constantly think withdraw because your penis shrinks before planting seed.

Relax.  Evolution is working as planned.

That explains my 14 grandchildren, I expect.

As to "constantly," consult a dictionary.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on April 18, 2019, 03:19:37 PM
That explains my 14 grandchildren, I expect.

As to "constantly," consult a dictionary.

While technically "consult a dictionary" is correct, I wouldn't use it.

Probably because having a consultation with an object vs a person sounds like one of the dumbest fucking things ever in the face of reality.

Are you one of those clods who would argue with me over the definition of "run" because it takes up half a page in the dictionary and I didn't use its primary meaning vs the other ninety nine, or are you some other kind of loser?

Chillax joe blow. We have spell check and google now. You can die happy and useless.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: AMF on April 18, 2019, 05:23:13 PM
While technically "consult a dictionary" is correct, I wouldn't use it.

Probably because having a consultation with an object vs a person sounds like one of the dumbest fucking things ever in the face of reality.

Like most Straw Man arguments, yours fails. 

"Consultation" is a noun, whereas "consult" is a verb transitive.  True, the first is derived from the second, yet if you were to consult your dictionary again you'd see that it can only denote an interchange between two people, not a person and an object.  The notion of an interchange is central to its definition.  Additionally, in many cases it's an interchange where one of the parties is smarter than the other one, such as this consultation you've asked me to have with you.

Quote
=== Are you one of those clods who would argue with me over the definition of "run" === ?

Hardly, but see "irony" in your dictionary, or consult the online Urban Dictionary for "self-pwn."

And don't worry Sparky, if M-W sends me an advance to formulate a new improved dictionary I'll be sure to consult you.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on April 18, 2019, 06:07:23 PM
Like most Straw Man arguments, yours fails. 

"Consultation" is a noun, whereas "consult" is a verb transitive.  True, the first is derived from the second, yet if you were to consult your dictionary again you'd see that it can only denote an interchange between two people, not a person and an object.  The notion of an interchange is central to its definition.  Additionally, in many cases it's an interchange where one of the parties is smarter than the other one, such as this consultation you've asked me to have with you.

Hardly, but see "irony" in your dictionary, or consult the online Urban Dictionary for "self-pwn."

And don't worry Sparky, if M-W sends me an advance to formulate a new improved dictionary I'll be sure to consult you.

In other news today a one trick pony beat itself to death in front of a now sleeping crowd.

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: AMF on April 18, 2019, 06:14:12 PM
In other news today a one trick pony beat itself to death in front of a now sleeping crowd.

Chillax, at least I didn't machine gun your wingman in his parachute.











EDIT:  Oh, I guess it was your other nic and not a wingman.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on April 18, 2019, 06:28:19 PM
Chillax, at least I didn't machine gun your wingman in his parachute.











EDIT:  Oh, I guess it was your other nic and not a wingman.

Yeah, decided I might as well be one of the few to use their old original nicknames.  I figured you wouldn't want your old one back; right Temple?

Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on April 19, 2019, 05:38:38 AM
Having fun with Peachy MNG?

He's a card ain't he?

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: AMF on April 19, 2019, 08:59:43 AM
He's a card ain't he?

Oops, there's my cue.

Time for a "new" av.
Title: Re: I left the house this morning.
Post by: The Scoundrel on April 19, 2019, 11:52:32 AM
Oops, there's my cue.

Time for a "new" av.


Should really be the Queen of Cunts but whatever.

 :popcorn:
































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