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Saturday, September 09, 2006
Beaver - Is Flynn A Pathetic Gambler?
Some of you may have seen this anonymous response in our "comment" section:
Quote: Anonymous
She has never sunbmitted to BH pressure to conform and is the first person EVER to be sponsored to flame!
I think it can reasonably be assumed that is Flynn. No one talks like that about Flynn except Flynn. So I'm wondering just what the hell she is talking about? Someone pays here to flame? What does she have to put some advertisement in her signature?
So I go over to BH to check and see if she has anything in her sig. The nic she is posting with now Flynn(gold) doesn't have anything that looks like that. Then I look at her other nic and she does have some pics of two websites and this statement:
Quote: Flynn's Sig
A special thanks goes out to Goldenpalace.com and bodog.com for their support and sponsorship.
Yeah she says it right there. Two gambling sites. So these two sites think she is some well known internet personality big enough to sponsor? Sponor how? Do they pay her? Or better yet maybe they give this gambling addict extra credit to place bets.
I wonder if Flynn is like those pathetic people you see on TV who gamble away everything they own? So addicted they can't help themselves. They'd do anything to place their next bet. Baby food? Fuck that I have a hot tip on a horse race. LOL.
So I go to these sites just for the hell of it and both had a section called "promotions". Here is what one says:
Quote Golden Palace.com
Tell a Friend Offer
Tell a Friend about us and cash in on it. Refer your 'friends' and we will credit your account with up to $20 per name. When that friend makes their initial purchase of $25 to $100, we will credit your account with a 20% bonus on that purchase. It's as easy as that. The more your friends purchase, the more money you receive. The biggest Tell a Friend bonus ever offered.
Please Note: If more than 1 player refers the same 'friend', the player whose e-mail that 'friend' has accepted will be the one to be credited with the bonus.
You can refer a friend through the Cashier section of the casino software.
Is this what Flynn is talking about? Is she collecting e-mails from innocent flamers and enrolling them to these sites and hopes some us will sign up and she'll get a few extra bucks to gamble? Maybe I need to check the spam mail in my e-mail to see if some of it is coming from these gambling sites. Then I'd know for sure if Flynn is one sick gambling bitch.
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Beaver - Strange Flynn Regging followed by Resignation
The strange Flynn regging followed by the strange Flynn resignation left more questions than answers today. BH always seemed to like bashing Flynn and Flynn seems to like bashing BH. So then someone decided it would be a good idea to reg her. Did they even contact her before the regging or did she just show up one day and see her username was blue?
Then again if they asked her if she wanted to be a reg why did she say yes only to resign the next day? I know from one of her post she said she resigned because of certain regs that were sub par but she must have known they were there before she said "yes". Doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
On a side note you have to question the decision to reg her in the first place. I'm not saying she isn't a good flamer because I think she isn't too bad compared to many. I am saying that she was good for activity stirring up shit with the regs. What good would it do BH to take her out of circulation and put a muzzle on her? Afterall that happened to Bonesaw and he watches what he says now. Flynn when she is not a reg is worth ten regs as far as activity is concerned.
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Beaver - FC and Havok are Imbeciles
Only at FC could some lame brain make a thread about the "most hated" flamer in flame history and make it into a popularity contest. Make no mistake about it, any flamer worth their salt would love to be pinned with that label.
Here is the list as posted by Havok:
Who is Flametowns Most Hated Individual?
Bra1n 0 0%
Rudedog 0 0%
Oranje 6 11.5%
HAVOK 3 5.8%
Mr. Pickles 1 1.9%
thepoofer 8 15.4%
Sinister 3 5.8%
Evil Bastard 1 1.9%
Rawni 0 0%
Doomsday 3 5.8%
LoCo 1 1.9%
Chrome 0 0%
Jewels 0 0%
sum cun`T 4 7.7%
Evil Blood 7 13.5%
ATVile 1 1.9%
Toefactor 0 0%
The Iron Duke 0 0%
Rotwang 2 3.8%
Flynn 3 5.8%
Bumspud 0 0%
Bonesaw 1 1.9%
TWAP 0 0%
Temple 0 0%
Freud (Red Nyerson) 1 1.9%
Dopeman 0 0%
Sweedess 0 0%
looney 1 1.9%
Attention Whore 3 5.8%
Beaver Cleaver 3 5.8%
Total Voters: 21
Notice a few things funny about that list? First old Havok makes sure I am listed at the bottom while the people like ex-DS'ers are at the top. Them and the people all those trolls work with all the time. And most of those people don't even belong on any sort of list like that. Bra1n and Rudeog? How can these hypocritces list the very people everyone sucks off at various forums to get regged? Lets remove those obvious BS people listed.
Who is Flametowns Most Hated Individual?
Oranje
HAVOK
Mr. Pickles
thepoofer
Sinister
Evil Bastard
Rawni
LoCo
Chrome
Jewels
sum cun`T
Evil Blood
ATVile
Toefactor
The Iron Duke
Rotwang
Flynn
Bumspud
Bonesaw
TWAP
Temple
Freud (Red Nyerson
Dopeman
Sweedess
looney
Attention Whore
Beaver Cleaver
OK now can someone tell me how a person like WAP, Iron Duke, oranje and Bonsesaw along with many more are on that list? Bonesaw has been regged at just about every forum he has ever posted at. Same with oranje and the rest. How can you be hated when people keep voting you iinto regdom, modom and others on that list like Pickles who is in every raid/troll secret forum in existance? Let's remove those posers also.
Who is Flametowns Most Hated Individual?
Evil Bastard
Sinister
Rawni
Flynn
Dopeman
Sweedess
Beaver Cleaver
I'll leave Evil Bastard on there because he was never accepted by the FC regs. Now lets remove the obvious. Sweedess and Rawni? Now come on those two are not hated. Neither is sinister.
Who is Flametowns Most Hated Individual?
Evil Bastard
Flynn
Dopeman
Beaver Cleaver
Now lets add a couple of bonofide hated individuals. Now even though Nele is a TDT Capo, lets face it no one goes over to that dead forum very much and he is hated by many even though FC loves him. Let's ad him anyway. AZ is hated by many as is the Professor. So here is the final list.
Who is Flametowns Most Hated Individual?
Evil Bastard
Flynn
Dopeman
Beaver Cleaver
Nele
Sting
AZ
Christopher Muldowney, The Professor
Rabbi_Mitch_Cumstein
From time to time you might have someone like oranje rile a few feathers and at that moment in time he is the most hated at that but when you talk about a career he doesn't even belong on the final list. This is the most legit list of the most hated people ever in flametown. But historically I have outlasted most of them. I have been hated on more flame forums than the others. Yes if you are talking about a whole career then no one comes close to me.
If someone wants to be the "Most Hated" then earn it you sorry bastards and quit acting like you are something you are not.
Monday, April 17, 2006
AZ....Evil Boob Goes Pussy Hunting
The flame world has been as dead as Fumunda’s dick as of late, and it seems only fitting that the one noteworthy event is one of pure comedy.
A while back an ersatz Evil Boob showed up in Bawl’s attempt to drum up some activity. There was some speculation about whether it was the real Evil Boob or not, and Yers Truly always maintained it was a fake.
If you needed any proof of this contention, here it is:
http://brawl-hall.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93063
Here we see “Evil Boob” trying desperately for a callout with Flynn, of all the Useless Fucks there were to choose from. Flynn, whomever it is, is a stone fucking loser. Flynn lost a match at FC to Dumb Bastard of all people, thereby putting herself in contention for Shittiest Flamer of All Time.
And this is the one the “fierce and legendary” Evil Boob tries to call out?
Come now……
UPDATE!
As of 8PM EST 4/18......Flynn has not yet responded to Evil Boob's callout. For a reasonable fee Yers Truely would be happy to take on The Boobster in a match at SS. I believe this is the only chivalrous thing to do, and I would personally enjoy beating the living dogshit out of the great, legendary Evil Boob.
Flynn.....yer Honor is safe with AZ!
Friday, February 03, 2006
Beaver - Doomsday Bitchslaps Cardie!!!!!
Your humble reporter innocently set off a chain of events that culminated in Doomsday bitchslapping cardtrick without mercy. Sorry Cardtrick but it was never my intent for this to happen.
It all started when Beaver posted an innocent thread about the red ribbon awards that have been handed out in a biased manner over at BH. A slight oversight on my part identified the award as the "Blue Ribbon Award" when it should have been described as "The Red Ribbon Award". This set Doomsday off into a bitter rampage of hatred unseen by this reporter since I retired the old geezer Evil Blood.
After locating Ladr over at TDT hob knobbing with Nele TDT~Crapo~. I put the question to him as to what he witnessed in the Super Secret Reg Room.
Quote: Ladr
Well Beaver you did it this time. Hell even I had to scamper the hell out of BH until he cools off. If you didn't know Doomsday himself invented the red Ribbon Award and is real sensitive about anyone dissing it. Calling it Blue when you knew damn well it was Red was a no no.
Shortly after the thread in question was posted, Doomsday was seen foaming at the mouth, roaming the dark recesses of the BH SSRR mumbling something about getting even with that GD rodent.
In a hasty rash moment of total insanity Doomsday awarded a brand new Flynn thread without even reading the content in the thread. After cooling down a bit Doomsday was horrified to find out he had just awarded a Flynn post that had bashed Cardtrick.
The worst was yet to come as Doomsday was informed that Flynn had actually ripped off the thread she posted at BH from Cardtrick who had posted the same thread over at FC .
I contacted another Reg who wished to remain anonymous who said:
Quote: Anonymous BH Reg
I didn't tell you this Beaver and will deny it if you say I did, but you have got it a little bit wrong. Yes Doomsday went balistic and wanted to snub your nose with the award but he awarded Flynns post for a reason. He knew Cardtrick was being bashed in the thread but she has been a pain in the ass lately and he wanted to send a message out to both of you. There are other things about Cardtrick that I can't go into to but just remember Doomsday is god and doesn't do things by mistake. It was totally intentional.
Wow!!!!
Monday, January 30, 2006
Beaver - Flynn comes out of hiding
In a tear soaked thread started by Flynn at FC, she blamed her loss to Evil Bastard mainly on Cardie but took a cheap shot at me also.
Quote: The Tearful Flynn
(2) Omnia: This sack of shit gave no reasons just gave it to Evil Bastard. At least Cardy attempted to justify her bias, Omnia who's about as talented as Beaver Cleaver just gave the match to Evil Bastard. Woop! Woop!
Damn what kind of psychopath is she anyway? What in the hell did I have to do with her historic blundering lose? I think I can count on one hand the times I have had any dealings with this fruitcake. Let's see I wasn't a judge, I didn't run in on her match, hell I don't post at FC hardly at all anymore. I can't remember ever writing an article at this blog about her.
The only thing I can guess is she is the TDT asskissing, nic-switching Capo wannabe "Veronica Corningstone" who I beat senseless over there recently. Maybe she does have a good reason to be bitter toward me afterall.
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Flynn--Yes the eternal Flynn is indeed retiring
Folks I remember when I first logged onto Brawl-Hall and saw the sights, flaming at its best. I remember the days when I could log on and there would be a war going on every day of every hour. How I loved those days. My creative juices were flowing, I could decimate someone with a few sharp quick words that would make them submit. Yes those were the days.
Now days, you're lucky to even get someone to reply back to you with a worthy flame. I never really planned on retiring until I was fed up with the game, or wasn't having any fun anymore...Well now is that time. I'm not having any fun anymore. I've completed all those things I set out to do, and in the process hoped that I made an impact. More than anything, I hope that I have opened the door for other female flamers. There are more now than when I started, but those currently in the flame game still act like girls.
Throughout my flaming days, I have constantly been called a guy or a "tranny". It stemmed from a troll I pulled in my early days of flaming. Plus, sometimes I use the language of a sailor, though if you're to survive in the flame world, you must adapt really quickly. I have had the joy of working with some of the best trollers around. I have had the pleasure of teaming up with some of the best flamers to ever post at Brawl-Hall, Flamechamps, and SS.
There were never any dark moments while in flametown for me, it was all about the game, and having a grand time. I thank the flame community at large for their encouragement, resolve, patience and understanding regarding myself. You know who you are, I couldn't have had better teachers, mentors, and partners. Thank you.
Here is a list of people I would like to say had an impact on my flaming:
Evil Blood
Oranje
Danger
Bra1n
Freud Nyerson
HC Trouble
Football Mouth AKA Sum Cun't
ATVile
Ladr
Lady Ice
CardTrick
Unconcerned
Calliope
Jewels
Worm
Dreadnaught
Crikket Candy
Ruthless1
Lady Godiva
Orange Crush
Hannibal
xerox 911
The whole GNAA clan--Thanks and many XOXO's (love you guys)
Eric Draven
Featherlite88
Mr. Prick (Still trolling eh?)
Alistair (You made me)
Supercrap
SuperCrazy
Lord Cheesus
Irritus
Bonesaw
If I've forgotten anyone, well then I mean't to. I will continue to contribute to Beavers blog, for as long as he'll have me. It's been swell guys, I've had soo much fun. See you all on the flip-side.
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Flynn--Karysma new FC Blogger?!!!! WTF??!!
There are some things that happen for a reason in flametown, and then there aren't. You know the typical, who got sent to the BH gallows for running over at the mouth, or who's on suicide watch at the now defunct Cacoe; things of that nature. There are some things that just defy any kind of sense and order. Sure as lightning at a redneck bar-b-que, we have one of those moments in time, where stupidity is yet again stitched across the brows of FlameChamps.
Just recently one Karysma was just named a "Blogger" for the non-esteemed FC Blog, which incidently has been dead for over six months now. The Bra1n really must be hard up for people to fill that ghostly blog that no one really reads. It's funny, the timing couldn't have been more perfect. Just recently I got on board here, then voila....! All of a sudden Karysma is the shining light behind the FC Blog, which will need CPR to breathe any life into it, and adding Karysma; will only make things worse. Already Karysma the super dooper blog writer has posted such an amazing opening.......
Hello there, wonderful readers! As you have noticed, with the new year came new changes to FC. There's been staff changes, rule changes, even reg changes.
And now, the FC blog gets it's own change with the addition of a new
writer....ME (Karysma for those of you too lazy to look at the bottom of the article)!!That's right! Not only do I have nice tits, I write! The Powers That Be obviously thought this place needed a feminine touch and snagged me right up.
Let's all have a moment of silence and thank our lucky stars that it isn't Flynn over here.
Much better. So, what does me being a writer mean to you, the reader? It means that you're going to be entertained, informed and hopefully, amused by me. Want to know how FC regs become so and what the hell is even going on about that anyway? Have a question for a fellow flamer, but are too afraid to ask (pm me and I'll try to get you your answer!)? Wondering why so many DS people are
coming here? And IS Alpha Nova the source of the NJ stench as part of a plot to stalk VC?? Some of these questions will be answered, plus more, right here and nowhere else. So, set your bookmarks and get comfortable! The FC Blog is alive once more!!
http://flamechampsnetwork.com/blog/
All this coming from a little girl, who in her first month at FC was trolled by none other Sinister to turn her back on her partner Double Dee, and become the laughing stock of flametown. Even today Karysma is laughed out of the building by those still rehashing her tit-showing good time.
What journalistic insight can Karysma really give to the blog? Remember people, Karysma has just now returned to the flame scene after a mysterious absence. What kind of insight can she give anyone? She has yet to win a match in singles competition, she flames like she posts which is mostly the normal "YUO suck" spam. Everyone knows to make up for her lack of writing skills, she flashes her "puppies" to deflect off the fact that she's inept at mostly everything she does.
Karysma's loyalty has to be in question and couple that with the fact that she's as dense as three feet of newly dried concrete, what does she really bring to the FC Blog? Only a warm body. As you can see her first FC Blog post is basically the rehashed garbage I said when I came to BH over a year ago, she's beating a dead schtick to death. It wasn't long until droves of females tried to copy my sexy style and fresh approach which makes me the icon I am today. So basically Karysma is at the FC Blog for her tit shots. That's fair. Hey if you're as intelligent as a paper bag, just flash em' I say.
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Beaver - That dirty Rat Bra1n
FC made a big deal about that rape link on our counter so because of them I took a bunch of heat from some mouthy females in IM about all my so called "racist female hating writers" on the blog. Thanks a lot FC. So to be PC (puke) the Beaver went on a secret search for two females to write on the blog.
After a short search, I found the two candidates and made a few inquiries about these females. Well someone went back and told Bra1n over at FC that my selections were Flynn and Karysma. Bra1n must not have believed I was going to do it and waited like a sneaky rat fink. When he saw Flynn go up on the Flame Truth news marquee he went into action and made an offer to Karysma to write on the FC blog.
Yes Karysma just PM'd me and said she had a better offer. A better offer? WTF are you talking about? Then she got real defensive and I had to get rough with her and show her this is a mans world baby and you don't talk shit to a FT blog writer. Then she cracked and admitted the offer was from Bra1n, the corpaorate raiding smuck. He sweet talked her with promises of the FC blog rising from the ashes to outshine the FT blog with her at the helm. Somebody over at FC better make sure Rudedog starts locking up his alcohol stash because Bra1n obviously can't hold his liquor
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Oranje - Wickedlamb: Legit CJ turncoat or a nigger's troll?
A month or two has passed since Loco and Dime Bag drove the CJ invaders seeking revenge for the BH raid on Consumption-Junction and Steakandcheese out of BH. One must surmise that the CJ network owner Marc and his various minions are a little butt hurt about the whole episode.
Such is the effect of a good raid.
But there are whispers of a longer term mission taking place at BH in the form of CJ trolls. Some of the more notable retard CJ retard trolls to have arrived at BH and even DS of late are Wickedlamb, Pooptastic and the daft Jeff Spiccoli.
Now for those of you not in the know, there is an admin over at CJ, a porch monkey who would not look out of place on the set of Maury Povich, who is called LaWanda in real life (incidentally on the forbidden words list at CJ) who is known for her ban happy ways. I have had dozens of nics banned by this filthy Detroit based nigger over the months and know that she has no ability to fight back except by panel flaming.
Now, what does this have to do with Wickedlamb? Well, Wickedlamb happens to be one of LaWanda's minions, according to inside sources, and is a most despicably infamous for using her webcam for the sole purpose of trolling male members into following her wishes, and if need be, she will spread her legs or shove a vegetable in her rectum in order to accomplish Lawanda's wishes.
Wickedlamb has made herself conspicuously available on the shoutboxes at BH and DS and has been in a number of reg IM windows of male regs on both sites.
Certainly, over the long term a few stupid guys may fall for this troll and allow LaWanda to sew the seeds of discontent among the BH regs, in revenge for the humiliation of the raids, maybe even get access to the SSRR.
Then take someone like Pooptastic, who has gone right after Flynn, one of the people who raided CJ with BH alongside Loco and Dime Bag. Now the CJ gang are out of their league in Flametown, Max Mangle is a classic example of this, but the trolling possibilities are endless with Wickedlamb flashing her waxed pussy to whoever would like to take a peak. Kudos to Flynn for making quick work of LaWanda's low level troll.
There are a few other new arrivals, none have made such a significant impact as Wickedlamb, and I am not sure about the likelihood of seeing some webcam punanni from them, but in any case, I shall monitor the situation closely.
Oh, yes, I do believe I have access to some topless pictures of LaWanda, and yes, I shall post them in due course. She is rather hideous, a black Porky, or Blorky if you will.
Friday, December 29, 2006
Mr.Pickles - Tidbits...News...Rumors....
Just some quickies to help get you all in the mood.....
At Flamechamps, a open poll vote is in place for a judges pool for all matches. Too bad half the judges don't post there anymore, but keep it in the family, something is better than nothing....
Ladr bitches and moans about joining the blog, wonder where his first story is....
BH vs FC? Honestly, I don't think it will happen, too much politics and red tape. Great concept, but think about it, if it was regs vs regs, who would win, honestly? Thank God Toefactor, poofer and myself stepped up, or it would be a bloodbath.....
Is it me, or is LoCo just a transition Chump with the WFC? Rumor has it Dooms wants Bumspud to carry the title, and Loco is just keeping it warm.....
Say what you will about Jewels, one great quality she posses is she is always down for a fight. Look at Flynn's recent attack at FC, Flynn made fools out of the regs there, but, if Jewels was at FC, I can honestly see her putting up a fight, and not running away like most of the regs at FC did....
Keep your eye on Ludicrolo, he's an up and comer.....
What has happened to DS? Does anyone post there anymore......
I'm beginning to think the shoutbox novelty is wearing thin, and becoming stale already. if you look close, its the same old posters, pretty much saying the same old things.....
The Chicago Bears win the Super Bowl, book it!!!
Is it me, or is JoeEarth the funniest poster in flametown right now....
Is there any good callouts going on at BH right now? I thought so....
I have noticed alot of flamers trying to get my attention lately, some have even sent me pics. Keep em comin' ladies, you know who you are....
Thepoofer has to be the hottest flamer going right now. But, I hear belly rumbling's poofer is headed for BH full-time. That is bad for FC, considering the place was spam city until he returned. Even worse, I hear poofer will just vacate his Championship and remain undefeated. Now I have to wonder, who does FC have to put the title on who can actually draw people in....
Is Mr.Chromejuice Brent? And why does he want to be regged so bad? Have you seen anyone post hump sites as bad as this guy, ever? He has to learn, Dooms see's Chrome as a clown, from what I hear....
I just found out The Iron Duke was on vacation. Funny, I didn't know he was gone....
Did anybody see Lady Ice meltdown so bad she had to have people beg others to back off....
I think right now the blog is at it's zenith, all the writers here are of high quality and to a certain extent, become dietys in the flameworld. Bravo fella's......
Look for Bimstone Jack to nic-switch and come back posting at Fc again. They are already throwing down some cover for him, claiming personal issues, but don't be fooled, his BJ nick of toast....
Does anyone really care who Evil Bastards new tag-team partner is? I hear he's being trolled by an elite class flamer from BH. Doesn't really matter though, who-ever it is, they are going to get smoked by ToeBaby anyway. Why, simple, EVIL BASTARD.....
I've been approached by a couple old-time flamers recently about some recent happening's involving myself. These guys are pro's, and may just be returning full-time to Flametown because of it......
And with that cryptic message, I ask for all of my fellow flamers to have a happy and safe New Year, and hopefully, you all can have a great year like the one I just had.
I doubt it, but anything is possible!!!
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Mr.Pickles - Brawl Hall worried?
It seems that the powers that be at BH seem to be worried about the sudden resurgent in posts at Flamechamps. Real flaming is taking place there. BH has the usual Chrome story, and tard threads, but nothing really of value or worth reading.
The problem? Easy, the shoutbox.
See, the shoutbox is taking away from the meat and potatos of what made BH a decent site. There is a severe lack of creativity at BH, to the point where I just go to the shoutbox, say HI and wait for the reactions. Honestly, thats all you have to do. The shoutbox was a serious handicap at DS. It really does take away from posting.
And couple the shoutbox with a group of aging, tired flamers and trolls, and the writing is becoming clear. BH is starting to run on empty. Even old man ladr is posting with gumption at FC. But the sad thing is, he is far behind the times in the new Flametown. You can spot his trolls a mile away, like his cancer troll. Please, your embarrassing yourself.
I cannot be so foolish and predict BH will fold. Sites will always be around as long as someone pays for them. But the content and quality of BH is dropping to basic tard level. It is now the home for noobs, and regs eagerly awaiting Flynn's next thread. The more I think about it, Flynn should be on the payroll there.
Before you know it, out of desperation, they'll announce new regs or something.
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
beaver - Flynn and Starvin For Man Meat Marvin New Regs
Scraping the bottom of the barrel BH has named it's 2 newest regs, Flynn and Marvin. The legion also announced 2 new Legion members. Koochy Koochy Koo and Starvin Marvin I believe. Doesn't really matter who it is it's the quality control that is at issue here. How many of these fake elite possers do they need?
Seems like these memberships are being handed out like play money nowadays.
Even a new faction was announced today the "Brotherhood". Geez it's getting way too ridiculous. I guess a whole new round of reg fighting is in store over there in the near future. Too boring for my taste. I think I'll just lurk around from now on and help out if anything happens with the dog-pile team.
Seems like a big waste of time over there with all that crap going on.
Friday, February 03, 2006
AZ....An Open Letter to Flynn
You know Flynn, I've been around for a while, and I've been the victim of Intellectual Property Theft on several occasions. Not so long ago Rudebitch and his minions claimed they came up with the revival of Flame Chat about 2-3 hours after I wrote an article about it on this blog last year. Most recently Rottwonk, the bastard child of Rottwang and a gopher, stole my exact lines and even assembled several of them into a post. I believe Rottwonk is currently burrowed into my yard, and I've come up with a plan to fill his tunnels with napalm and blow his gopher-like ass into the next millenium. But I digress...
But yer "Discharge...I mean, Discourse on Female Flamers" is somewhat upsetting to this Reporter. Not that it's a blatant rip-off of an idea/theme I put forth, but rather because it's so hopelessly misinformed and misguided.
Listen cupcake...women flamers have been around for some time. In fact, one of the greatest women flamers of all time, Nikita, helped make flaming what it is today. And I shit you not honey, she would have beaten the dogshit out of you and then forced yer own tampon down yer throat. All in under 60 seconds.
What most women flamers lack is real "punch" and creativity. A good flame disembowels the opponent with these 2 elements. You do not have even a passing acquaintance with either. Sure, you write OK... in fact pretty well. But as evidenced in yer match with Dumb Bastard, it's all fluff without a knockout punch in sight.
So after reading yer tight-ass little diatribe, I suggest the following:
1 - Check yer facts first
2 - Try adding some actual insults to yer prose if you hope to get anywhere in this game
3 - And if yer gonna steal my fucking ideas, at least DO something with it, rather than just pretending to be the Oprah of Flaming
Monday, February 06, 2006
AZ....Gender Flaming 3
Yesterday Dr. Phil and I were knocking back shots of Cuervo in the Beaver's Blog Booby Bar - a topless joint here in the blog offices that Beave put in as one of the perks - and Phil confirmed a theory I've had for some time. And a theory that applies to the flameworld too.
I've always believed that men attack weaker men, while women attack who they perceive to be stronger women. The part about men is certainly evidenced by my own experience and history in flaming. I mean, look who I regularly fuck with here at the blog: Rudebitch, Dumbday, Lil Dukie, Nellie, Mini-Boner, etc. These are clearly all far weaker men than Yers Truly, and I can cite threads wherein they've all cowered in gash-like fear and have declined to engage in textual combat. Quite frankly, I can't really think of any purported males in flaming that I would feel hesitant about fucking with. Those I haven't directly fucked with have been identified as below even the "weak" level.
So, Part 1 of the hypothesis is proven true beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Part 2, about women, has also been proven true by recent events. We've got this obsequious bitch Flynn currently spamming the forums with posts she ripped off from other's ideas. Now Flynn burst upon the flameworld like elephant flatulence claiming to be the greatest thing since internet porn. She was immediately set upon by assorted harpies who bought into her shit. I believe this sort of thing is brought about by Competition for the Cock. Women desperately want to be percieved as the most "fuckable" wench around, and they were afraid Flynn would usurp all the cockage in sight.
But, they are quickly finding out that Flynn is just a hollow shell, and empty vessel that deserves little attention. Once they have proven that she is indeed "unfuckable" I anticipate that Flynn will drop off the radar screen faster than Bonesuck after a good SS ass-whipping.
Part 2 has also thus been conclusively proven.
There is no fee for this insight, as Phil convinced me I have an obligation to share my brilliance, and not be compensated for it. It's my gift to humanity.
Friday, February 10, 2006
AZ....Gender Flaming 4
We all know the flameworld is a snakepit of falsehood, where very little can be taken at face value. And this certainly holds true when we delve into the murky world of flame sexuality. Twisted perv gutter fucks, shit idolators, prudish spinsters, and more posers than a Gay/Lesbian Convention.....yup, we got ‘em all. So it’s no surprise that more than a few screen names have more mysteries attached to them than Amelia Earhart’s whereabouts.
Some have suggested that Flynn is really a man, however any male flamer who has ever been married know this is not true. There's absolutely no way that such a constantly yapping, gratng, air-headed, pestilentially annoying slug could be anything but female. I am woman...hear me chatter.... like a 62 Corvair with loose ball bearings in the differential pegged out at 92 mph.
Then there are the androgynous flamers - those who are apparently neither male nor female. And I’m not speaking of Cardy, whose sexual identity switches back and forth like a metronome. I mean hapless fucks like Dumb Bastard, Sinister, or Anarchy Nutsac who appear to have neither sexual identity nor a personality. It’s a coin toss whether these cocksuckers were born without sexual organs, or if they were sterilized for legal reasons.
More disturbing are those who clearly are in the midst of a sexual identity crisis, like H. C. Bumblefuck. Bawl’s lapdog tries desperately to project a macho image to cover up for the chromosomal battle that rages within him. All the bluster and butch posturing does little to hide the fact that the y chromosomes are steadily gaining ground and should be in control by the end of the month when Holly Cynthia Bumblefuck shall emerge like a butterfly from her hated cocoon of maleness. Fly free and sing, lil butterfly!
Few if any women act like men with the exception of Lardy Ice, whose Plumbers Crack nudie shots displaying poor Rectal Hygiene labeled her a redneck male in the making. The most prevalent type of gender-confused posters are men who act like bitches. I’m sure the first name that came to yer collective minds was Rudebitch. The sexually waffling “Queen of FC” has long been a odds with Yers Truly because, I suspect, the alpha male vibes I exude shame his passive cunt-like personality. His latest bitch-move was to start an ill conceived blog at FC which seems to have no other purpose except be pissy about the wildly successful Beaver/AZ/Dr. Phil flamenews vehicle. The snippy little wench even features ole AZ in the advert. And he is quickly “sucking” the Befuddled Brit Dukie down into his cesspool of girlish envy and hate. Lil Dukie seems to be taking on the personality of Flynn more and more lately...spamming everything with shit no one cares to read.
There you have it, and if yer any less confused now than you were before you read this, it would be a goddamn miracle.
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That place was the only place, that got less traffic than FT.
Could it be, because Caskur is a fuck-face, P.I.I. hound?
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The Beaver Blogs about ME!
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QUOTE FROM: BEAVER
Saturday, September 09, 2006
Beaver - Is Flynn A Pathetic Gambler?
Some of you may have seen this anonymous response in our "comment" section:
Quote: Anonymous
She has never sunbmitted to BH pressure to conform and is the first person EVER to be sponsored to flame!
I think it can reasonably be assumed that is Flynn. No one talks like that about Flynn except Flynn. So I'm wondering just what the hell she is talking about? Someone pays here to flame? What does she have to put some advertisement in her signature?
So I go over to BH to check and see if she has anything in her sig. The nic she is posting with now Flynn(gold) doesn't have anything that looks like that. Then I look at her other nic and she does have some pics of two websites and this statement:
Quote: Flynn's Sig
A special thanks goes out to Goldenpalace.com and bodog.com for their support and sponsorship.
Yeah she says it right there. Two gambling sites. So these two sites think she is some well known internet personality big enough to sponsor? Sponor how? Do they pay her? Or better yet maybe they give this gambling addict extra credit to place bets.
I wonder if Flynn is like those pathetic people you see on TV who gamble away everything they own? So addicted they can't help themselves. They'd do anything to place their next bet. Baby food? Fuck that I have a hot tip on a horse race. LOL.
So I go to these sites just for the hell of it and both had a section called "promotions". Here is what one says:
Quote Golden Palace.com
Tell a Friend Offer
Tell a Friend about us and cash in on it. Refer your 'friends' and we will credit your account with up to $20 per name. When that friend makes their initial purchase of $25 to $100, we will credit your account with a 20% bonus on that purchase. It's as easy as that. The more your friends purchase, the more money you receive. The biggest Tell a Friend bonus ever offered.
Please Note: If more than 1 player refers the same 'friend', the player whose e-mail that 'friend' has accepted will be the one to be credited with the bonus.
You can refer a friend through the Cashier section of the casino software.
Is this what Flynn is talking about? Is she collecting e-mails from innocent flamers and enrolling them to these sites and hopes some us will sign up and she'll get a few extra bucks to gamble? Maybe I need to check the spam mail in my e-mail to see if some of it is coming from these gambling sites. Then I'd know for sure if Flynn is one sick gambling bitch.
QUOTE FROM: BEAVER
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Beaver - Strange Flynn Regging followed by Resignation
The strange Flynn regging followed by the strange Flynn resignation left more questions than answers today. BH always seemed to like bashing Flynn and Flynn seems to like bashing BH. So then someone decided it would be a good idea to reg her. Did they even contact her before the regging or did she just show up one day and see her username was blue?
Then again if they asked her if she wanted to be a reg why did she say yes only to resign the next day? I know from one of her post she said she resigned because of certain regs that were sub par but she must have known they were there before she said "yes". Doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
On a side note you have to question the decision to reg her in the first place. I'm not saying she isn't a good flamer because I think she isn't too bad compared to many. I am saying that she was good for activity stirring up shit with the regs. What good would it do BH to take her out of circulation and put a muzzle on her? Afterall that happened to Bonesaw and he watches what he says now. Flynn when she is not a reg is worth ten regs as far as activity is concerned.
QUOTE FROM: BEAVER
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Beaver - FC and Havok are Imbeciles
Only at FC could some lame brain make a thread about the "most hated" flamer in flame history and make it into a popularity contest. Make no mistake about it, any flamer worth their salt would love to be pinned with that label.
Here is the list as posted by Havok:
Who is Flametowns Most Hated Individual?
Bra1n 0 0%
Rudedog 0 0%
Oranje 6 11.5%
HAVOK 3 5.8%
Mr. Pickles 1 1.9%
thepoofer 8 15.4%
Sinister 3 5.8%
Evil Bastard 1 1.9%
Rawni 0 0%
Doomsday 3 5.8%
LoCo 1 1.9%
Chrome 0 0%
Jewels 0 0%
sum cun`T 4 7.7%
Evil Blood 7 13.5%
ATVile 1 1.9%
Toefactor 0 0%
The Iron Duke 0 0%
Rotwang 2 3.8%
Flynn 3 5.8%
Bumspud 0 0%
Bonesaw 1 1.9%
TWAP 0 0%
Temple 0 0%
Freud (Red Nyerson) 1 1.9%
Dopeman 0 0%
Sweedess 0 0%
looney 1 1.9%
Attention Whore 3 5.8%
Beaver Cleaver 3 5.8%
Total Voters: 21
Notice a few things funny about that list? First old Havok makes sure I am listed at the bottom while the people like ex-DS'ers are at the top. Them and the people all those trolls work with all the time. And most of those people don't even belong on any sort of list like that. Bra1n and Rudeog? How can these hypocritces list the very people everyone sucks off at various forums to get regged? Lets remove those obvious BS people listed.
Who is Flametowns Most Hated Individual?
Oranje
HAVOK
Mr. Pickles
thepoofer
Sinister
Evil Bastard
Rawni
LoCo
Chrome
Jewels
sum cun`T
Evil Blood
ATVile
Toefactor
The Iron Duke
Rotwang
Flynn
Bumspud
Bonesaw
TWAP
Temple
Freud (Red Nyerson
Dopeman
Sweedess
looney
Attention Whore
Beaver Cleaver
OK now can someone tell me how a person like WAP, Iron Duke, oranje and Bonsesaw along with many more are on that list? Bonesaw has been regged at just about every forum he has ever posted at. Same with oranje and the rest. How can you be hated when people keep voting you iinto regdom, modom and others on that list like Pickles who is in every raid/troll secret forum in existance? Let's remove those posers also.
Who is Flametowns Most Hated Individual?
Evil Bastard
Sinister
Rawni
Flynn
Dopeman
Sweedess
Beaver Cleaver
I'll leave Evil Bastard on there because he was never accepted by the FC regs. Now lets remove the obvious. Sweedess and Rawni? Now come on those two are not hated. Neither is sinister.
Who is Flametowns Most Hated Individual?
Evil Bastard
Flynn
Dopeman
Beaver Cleaver
Now lets add a couple of bonofide hated individuals. Now even though Nele is a TDT Capo, lets face it no one goes over to that dead forum very much and he is hated by many even though FC loves him. Let's ad him anyway. AZ is hated by many as is the Professor. So here is the final list.
Who is Flametowns Most Hated Individual?
Evil Bastard
Flynn
Dopeman
Beaver Cleaver
Nele
Sting
AZ
Christopher Muldowney, The Professor
Rabbi_Mitch_Cumstein
From time to time you might have someone like oranje rile a few feathers and at that moment in time he is the most hated at that but when you talk about a career he doesn't even belong on the final list. This is the most legit list of the most hated people ever in flametown. But historically I have outlasted most of them. I have been hated on more flame forums than the others. Yes if you are talking about a whole career then no one comes close to me.
If someone wants to be the "Most Hated" then earn it you sorry bastards and quit acting like you are something you are not.
QUOTE FROM: AZ
Monday, April 17, 2006
AZ....Evil Boob Goes Pussy Hunting
The flame world has been as dead as Fumunda’s dick as of late, and it seems only fitting that the one noteworthy event is one of pure comedy.
A while back an ersatz Evil Boob showed up in Bawl’s attempt to drum up some activity. There was some speculation about whether it was the real Evil Boob or not, and Yers Truly always maintained it was a fake.
If you needed any proof of this contention, here it is:
http://brawl-hall.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93063
Here we see “Evil Boob” trying desperately for a callout with Flynn, of all the Useless Fucks there were to choose from. Flynn, whomever it is, is a stone fucking loser. Flynn lost a match at FC to Dumb Bastard of all people, thereby putting herself in contention for Shittiest Flamer of All Time.
And this is the one the “fierce and legendary” Evil Boob tries to call out?
Come now……
UPDATE!
As of 8PM EST 4/18......Flynn has not yet responded to Evil Boob's callout. For a reasonable fee Yers Truely would be happy to take on The Boobster in a match at SS. I believe this is the only chivalrous thing to do, and I would personally enjoy beating the living dogshit out of the great, legendary Evil Boob.
Flynn.....yer Honor is safe with AZ!
QUOTE FROM: BEAVER
Friday, February 03, 2006
Beaver - Doomsday Bitchslaps Cardie!!!!!
Your humble reporter innocently set off a chain of events that culminated in Doomsday bitchslapping cardtrick without mercy. Sorry Cardtrick but it was never my intent for this to happen.
It all started when Beaver posted an innocent thread about the red ribbon awards that have been handed out in a biased manner over at BH. A slight oversight on my part identified the award as the "Blue Ribbon Award" when it should have been described as "The Red Ribbon Award". This set Doomsday off into a bitter rampage of hatred unseen by this reporter since I retired the old geezer Evil Blood.
After locating Ladr over at TDT hob knobbing with Nele TDT~Crapo~. I put the question to him as to what he witnessed in the Super Secret Reg Room.
Quote: Ladr
Well Beaver you did it this time. Hell even I had to scamper the hell out of BH until he cools off. If you didn't know Doomsday himself invented the red Ribbon Award and is real sensitive about anyone dissing it. Calling it Blue when you knew damn well it was Red was a no no.
Shortly after the thread in question was posted, Doomsday was seen foaming at the mouth, roaming the dark recesses of the BH SSRR mumbling something about getting even with that GD rodent.
In a hasty rash moment of total insanity Doomsday awarded a brand new Flynn thread without even reading the content in the thread. After cooling down a bit Doomsday was horrified to find out he had just awarded a Flynn post that had bashed Cardtrick.
The worst was yet to come as Doomsday was informed that Flynn had actually ripped off the thread she posted at BH from Cardtrick who had posted the same thread over at FC .
I contacted another Reg who wished to remain anonymous who said:
Quote: Anonymous BH Reg
I didn't tell you this Beaver and will deny it if you say I did, but you have got it a little bit wrong. Yes Doomsday went balistic and wanted to snub your nose with the award but he awarded Flynns post for a reason. He knew Cardtrick was being bashed in the thread but she has been a pain in the ass lately and he wanted to send a message out to both of you. There are other things about Cardtrick that I can't go into to but just remember Doomsday is god and doesn't do things by mistake. It was totally intentional.
Wow!!!!
QUOTE FROM: BEAVER
Monday, January 30, 2006
Beaver - Flynn comes out of hiding
In a tear soaked thread started by Flynn at FC, she blamed her loss to Evil Bastard mainly on Cardie but took a cheap shot at me also.
Quote: The Tearful Flynn
(2) Omnia: This sack of shit gave no reasons just gave it to Evil Bastard. At least Cardy attempted to justify her bias, Omnia who's about as talented as Beaver Cleaver just gave the match to Evil Bastard. Woop! Woop!
Damn what kind of psychopath is she anyway? What in the hell did I have to do with her historic blundering lose? I think I can count on one hand the times I have had any dealings with this fruitcake. Let's see I wasn't a judge, I didn't run in on her match, hell I don't post at FC hardly at all anymore. I can't remember ever writing an article at this blog about her.
The only thing I can guess is she is the TDT asskissing, nic-switching Capo wannabe "Veronica Corningstone" who I beat senseless over there recently. Maybe she does have a good reason to be bitter toward me afterall.
QUOTE FROM: FLYNN
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Flynn--Yes the eternal Flynn is indeed retiring
Folks I remember when I first logged onto Brawl-Hall and saw the sights, flaming at its best. I remember the days when I could log on and there would be a war going on every day of every hour. How I loved those days. My creative juices were flowing, I could decimate someone with a few sharp quick words that would make them submit. Yes those were the days.
Now days, you're lucky to even get someone to reply back to you with a worthy flame. I never really planned on retiring until I was fed up with the game, or wasn't having any fun anymore...Well now is that time. I'm not having any fun anymore. I've completed all those things I set out to do, and in the process hoped that I made an impact. More than anything, I hope that I have opened the door for other female flamers. There are more now than when I started, but those currently in the flame game still act like girls.
Throughout my flaming days, I have constantly been called a guy or a "tranny". It stemmed from a troll I pulled in my early days of flaming. Plus, sometimes I use the language of a sailor, though if you're to survive in the flame world, you must adapt really quickly. I have had the joy of working with some of the best trollers around. I have had the pleasure of teaming up with some of the best flamers to ever post at Brawl-Hall, Flamechamps, and SS.
There were never any dark moments while in flametown for me, it was all about the game, and having a grand time. I thank the flame community at large for their encouragement, resolve, patience and understanding regarding myself. You know who you are, I couldn't have had better teachers, mentors, and partners. Thank you.
Here is a list of people I would like to say had an impact on my flaming:
Evil Blood
Oranje
Danger
Bra1n
Freud Nyerson
HC Trouble
Football Mouth AKA Sum Cun't
ATVile
Ladr
Lady Ice
CardTrick
Unconcerned
Calliope
Jewels
Worm
Dreadnaught
Crikket Candy
Ruthless1
Lady Godiva
Orange Crush
Hannibal
xerox 911
The whole GNAA clan--Thanks and many XOXO's (love you guys)
Eric Draven
Featherlite88
Mr. Prick (Still trolling eh?)
Alistair (You made me)
Supercrap
SuperCrazy
Lord Cheesus
Irritus
Bonesaw
If I've forgotten anyone, well then I mean't to. I will continue to contribute to Beavers blog, for as long as he'll have me. It's been swell guys, I've had soo much fun. See you all on the flip-side.
QUOTE FROM: FLYNN
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Flynn--Karysma new FC Blogger?!!!! WTF??!!
There are some things that happen for a reason in flametown, and then there aren't. You know the typical, who got sent to the BH gallows for running over at the mouth, or who's on suicide watch at the now defunct Cacoe; things of that nature. There are some things that just defy any kind of sense and order. Sure as lightning at a redneck bar-b-que, we have one of those moments in time, where stupidity is yet again stitched across the brows of FlameChamps.
Just recently one Karysma was just named a "Blogger" for the non-esteemed FC Blog, which incidently has been dead for over six months now. The Bra1n really must be hard up for people to fill that ghostly blog that no one really reads. It's funny, the timing couldn't have been more perfect. Just recently I got on board here, then voila....! All of a sudden Karysma is the shining light behind the FC Blog, which will need CPR to breathe any life into it, and adding Karysma; will only make things worse. Already Karysma the super dooper blog writer has posted such an amazing opening.......
Hello there, wonderful readers! As you have noticed, with the new year came new changes to FC. There's been staff changes, rule changes, even reg changes.
And now, the FC blog gets it's own change with the addition of a new
writer....ME (Karysma for those of you too lazy to look at the bottom of the article)!!That's right! Not only do I have nice tits, I write! The Powers That Be obviously thought this place needed a feminine touch and snagged me right up.
Let's all have a moment of silence and thank our lucky stars that it isn't Flynn over here.
Much better. So, what does me being a writer mean to you, the reader? It means that you're going to be entertained, informed and hopefully, amused by me. Want to know how FC regs become so and what the hell is even going on about that anyway? Have a question for a fellow flamer, but are too afraid to ask (pm me and I'll try to get you your answer!)? Wondering why so many DS people are
coming here? And IS Alpha Nova the source of the NJ stench as part of a plot to stalk VC?? Some of these questions will be answered, plus more, right here and nowhere else. So, set your bookmarks and get comfortable! The FC Blog is alive once more!!
http://flamechampsnetwork.com/blog/
All this coming from a little girl, who in her first month at FC was trolled by none other Sinister to turn her back on her partner Double Dee, and become the laughing stock of flametown. Even today Karysma is laughed out of the building by those still rehashing her tit-showing good time.
What journalistic insight can Karysma really give to the blog? Remember people, Karysma has just now returned to the flame scene after a mysterious absence. What kind of insight can she give anyone? She has yet to win a match in singles competition, she flames like she posts which is mostly the normal "YUO suck" spam. Everyone knows to make up for her lack of writing skills, she flashes her "puppies" to deflect off the fact that she's inept at mostly everything she does.
Karysma's loyalty has to be in question and couple that with the fact that she's as dense as three feet of newly dried concrete, what does she really bring to the FC Blog? Only a warm body. As you can see her first FC Blog post is basically the rehashed garbage I said when I came to BH over a year ago, she's beating a dead schtick to death. It wasn't long until droves of females tried to copy my sexy style and fresh approach which makes me the icon I am today. So basically Karysma is at the FC Blog for her tit shots. That's fair. Hey if you're as intelligent as a paper bag, just flash em' I say.
QUOTE FROM: BEAVER
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Beaver - That dirty Rat Bra1n
FC made a big deal about that rape link on our counter so because of them I took a bunch of heat from some mouthy females in IM about all my so called "racist female hating writers" on the blog. Thanks a lot FC. So to be PC (puke) the Beaver went on a secret search for two females to write on the blog.
After a short search, I found the two candidates and made a few inquiries about these females. Well someone went back and told Bra1n over at FC that my selections were Flynn and Karysma. Bra1n must not have believed I was going to do it and waited like a sneaky rat fink. When he saw Flynn go up on the Flame Truth news marquee he went into action and made an offer to Karysma to write on the FC blog.
Yes Karysma just PM'd me and said she had a better offer. A better offer? WTF are you talking about? Then she got real defensive and I had to get rough with her and show her this is a mans world baby and you don't talk shit to a FT blog writer. Then she cracked and admitted the offer was from Bra1n, the corpaorate raiding smuck. He sweet talked her with promises of the FC blog rising from the ashes to outshine the FT blog with her at the helm. Somebody over at FC better make sure Rudedog starts locking up his alcohol stash because Bra1n obviously can't hold his liquor
QUOTE FROM: ORANJE
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Oranje - Wickedlamb: Legit CJ turncoat or a nigger's troll?
A month or two has passed since Loco and Dime Bag drove the CJ invaders seeking revenge for the BH raid on Consumption-Junction and Steakandcheese out of BH. One must surmise that the CJ network owner Marc and his various minions are a little butt hurt about the whole episode.
Such is the effect of a good raid.
But there are whispers of a longer term mission taking place at BH in the form of CJ trolls. Some of the more notable retard CJ retard trolls to have arrived at BH and even DS of late are Wickedlamb, Pooptastic and the daft Jeff Spiccoli.
Now for those of you not in the know, there is an admin over at CJ, a porch monkey who would not look out of place on the set of Maury Povich, who is called LaWanda in real life (incidentally on the forbidden words list at CJ) who is known for her ban happy ways. I have had dozens of nics banned by this filthy Detroit based nigger over the months and know that she has no ability to fight back except by panel flaming.
Now, what does this have to do with Wickedlamb? Well, Wickedlamb happens to be one of LaWanda's minions, according to inside sources, and is a most despicably infamous for using her webcam for the sole purpose of trolling male members into following her wishes, and if need be, she will spread her legs or shove a vegetable in her rectum in order to accomplish Lawanda's wishes.
Wickedlamb has made herself conspicuously available on the shoutboxes at BH and DS and has been in a number of reg IM windows of male regs on both sites.
Certainly, over the long term a few stupid guys may fall for this troll and allow LaWanda to sew the seeds of discontent among the BH regs, in revenge for the humiliation of the raids, maybe even get access to the SSRR.
Then take someone like Pooptastic, who has gone right after Flynn, one of the people who raided CJ with BH alongside Loco and Dime Bag. Now the CJ gang are out of their league in Flametown, Max Mangle is a classic example of this, but the trolling possibilities are endless with Wickedlamb flashing her waxed pussy to whoever would like to take a peak. Kudos to Flynn for making quick work of LaWanda's low level troll.
There are a few other new arrivals, none have made such a significant impact as Wickedlamb, and I am not sure about the likelihood of seeing some webcam punanni from them, but in any case, I shall monitor the situation closely.
Oh, yes, I do believe I have access to some topless pictures of LaWanda, and yes, I shall post them in due course. She is rather hideous, a black Porky, or Blorky if you will.
QUOTE FROM: MR. PICKLES
Friday, December 29, 2006
Mr.Pickles - Tidbits...News...Rumors....
Just some quickies to help get you all in the mood.....
At Flamechamps, a open poll vote is in place for a judges pool for all matches. Too bad half the judges don't post there anymore, but keep it in the family, something is better than nothing....
Ladr bitches and moans about joining the blog, wonder where his first story is....
BH vs FC? Honestly, I don't think it will happen, too much politics and red tape. Great concept, but think about it, if it was regs vs regs, who would win, honestly? Thank God Toefactor, poofer and myself stepped up, or it would be a bloodbath.....
Is it me, or is LoCo just a transition Chump with the WFC? Rumor has it Dooms wants Bumspud to carry the title, and Loco is just keeping it warm.....
Say what you will about Jewels, one great quality she posses is she is always down for a fight. Look at Flynn's recent attack at FC, Flynn made fools out of the regs there, but, if Jewels was at FC, I can honestly see her putting up a fight, and not running away like most of the regs at FC did....
Keep your eye on Ludicrolo, he's an up and comer.....
What has happened to DS? Does anyone post there anymore......
I'm beginning to think the shoutbox novelty is wearing thin, and becoming stale already. if you look close, its the same old posters, pretty much saying the same old things.....
The Chicago Bears win the Super Bowl, book it!!!
Is it me, or is JoeEarth the funniest poster in flametown right now....
Is there any good callouts going on at BH right now? I thought so....
I have noticed alot of flamers trying to get my attention lately, some have even sent me pics. Keep em comin' ladies, you know who you are....
Thepoofer has to be the hottest flamer going right now. But, I hear belly rumbling's poofer is headed for BH full-time. That is bad for FC, considering the place was spam city until he returned. Even worse, I hear poofer will just vacate his Championship and remain undefeated. Now I have to wonder, who does FC have to put the title on who can actually draw people in....
Is Mr.Chromejuice Brent? And why does he want to be regged so bad? Have you seen anyone post hump sites as bad as this guy, ever? He has to learn, Dooms see's Chrome as a clown, from what I hear....
I just found out The Iron Duke was on vacation. Funny, I didn't know he was gone....
Did anybody see Lady Ice meltdown so bad she had to have people beg others to back off....
I think right now the blog is at it's zenith, all the writers here are of high quality and to a certain extent, become dietys in the flameworld. Bravo fella's......
Look for Bimstone Jack to nic-switch and come back posting at Fc again. They are already throwing down some cover for him, claiming personal issues, but don't be fooled, his BJ nick of toast....
Does anyone really care who Evil Bastards new tag-team partner is? I hear he's being trolled by an elite class flamer from BH. Doesn't really matter though, who-ever it is, they are going to get smoked by ToeBaby anyway. Why, simple, EVIL BASTARD.....
I've been approached by a couple old-time flamers recently about some recent happening's involving myself. These guys are pro's, and may just be returning full-time to Flametown because of it......
And with that cryptic message, I ask for all of my fellow flamers to have a happy and safe New Year, and hopefully, you all can have a great year like the one I just had.
I doubt it, but anything is possible!!!
QUOTE FROM: MR. PICKLES
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Mr.Pickles - Brawl Hall worried?
It seems that the powers that be at BH seem to be worried about the sudden resurgent in posts at Flamechamps. Real flaming is taking place there. BH has the usual Chrome story, and tard threads, but nothing really of value or worth reading.
The problem? Easy, the shoutbox.
See, the shoutbox is taking away from the meat and potatos of what made BH a decent site. There is a severe lack of creativity at BH, to the point where I just go to the shoutbox, say HI and wait for the reactions. Honestly, thats all you have to do. The shoutbox was a serious handicap at DS. It really does take away from posting.
And couple the shoutbox with a group of aging, tired flamers and trolls, and the writing is becoming clear. BH is starting to run on empty. Even old man ladr is posting with gumption at FC. But the sad thing is, he is far behind the times in the new Flametown. You can spot his trolls a mile away, like his cancer troll. Please, your embarrassing yourself.
I cannot be so foolish and predict BH will fold. Sites will always be around as long as someone pays for them. But the content and quality of BH is dropping to basic tard level. It is now the home for noobs, and regs eagerly awaiting Flynn's next thread. The more I think about it, Flynn should be on the payroll there.
Before you know it, out of desperation, they'll announce new regs or something.
QUOTE FROM: BEAVER
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
beaver - Flynn and Starvin For Man Meat Marvin New Regs
Scraping the bottom of the barrel BH has named it's 2 newest regs, Flynn and Marvin. The legion also announced 2 new Legion members. Koochy Koochy Koo and Starvin Marvin I believe. Doesn't really matter who it is it's the quality control that is at issue here. How many of these fake elite possers do they need?
Seems like these memberships are being handed out like play money nowadays.
Even a new faction was announced today the "Brotherhood". Geez it's getting way too ridiculous. I guess a whole new round of reg fighting is in store over there in the near future. Too boring for my taste. I think I'll just lurk around from now on and help out if anything happens with the dog-pile team.
Seems like a big waste of time over there with all that crap going on.
QUOTE FROM: AZ
Friday, February 03, 2006
AZ....An Open Letter to Flynn
You know Flynn, I've been around for a while, and I've been the victim of Intellectual Property Theft on several occasions. Not so long ago Rudebitch and his minions claimed they came up with the revival of Flame Chat about 2-3 hours after I wrote an article about it on this blog last year. Most recently Rottwonk, the bastard child of Rottwang and a gopher, stole my exact lines and even assembled several of them into a post. I believe Rottwonk is currently burrowed into my yard, and I've come up with a plan to fill his tunnels with napalm and blow his gopher-like ass into the next millenium. But I digress...
But yer "Discharge...I mean, Discourse on Female Flamers" is somewhat upsetting to this Reporter. Not that it's a blatant rip-off of an idea/theme I put forth, but rather because it's so hopelessly misinformed and misguided.
Listen cupcake...women flamers have been around for some time. In fact, one of the greatest women flamers of all time, Nikita, helped make flaming what it is today. And I shit you not honey, she would have beaten the dogshit out of you and then forced yer own tampon down yer throat. All in under 60 seconds.
What most women flamers lack is real "punch" and creativity. A good flame disembowels the opponent with these 2 elements. You do not have even a passing acquaintance with either. Sure, you write OK... in fact pretty well. But as evidenced in yer match with Dumb Bastard, it's all fluff without a knockout punch in sight.
So after reading yer tight-ass little diatribe, I suggest the following:
1 - Check yer facts first
2 - Try adding some actual insults to yer prose if you hope to get anywhere in this game
3 - And if yer gonna steal my fucking ideas, at least DO something with it, rather than just pretending to be the Oprah of Flaming
QUOTE FROM: AZ
Monday, February 06, 2006
AZ....Gender Flaming 3
Yesterday Dr. Phil and I were knocking back shots of Cuervo in the Beaver's Blog Booby Bar - a topless joint here in the blog offices that Beave put in as one of the perks - and Phil confirmed a theory I've had for some time. And a theory that applies to the flameworld too.
I've always believed that men attack weaker men, while women attack who they perceive to be stronger women. The part about men is certainly evidenced by my own experience and history in flaming. I mean, look who I regularly fuck with here at the blog: Rudebitch, Dumbday, Lil Dukie, Nellie, Mini-Boner, etc. These are clearly all far weaker men than Yers Truly, and I can cite threads wherein they've all cowered in gash-like fear and have declined to engage in textual combat. Quite frankly, I can't really think of any purported males in flaming that I would feel hesitant about fucking with. Those I haven't directly fucked with have been identified as below even the "weak" level.
So, Part 1 of the hypothesis is proven true beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Part 2, about women, has also been proven true by recent events. We've got this obsequious bitch Flynn currently spamming the forums with posts she ripped off from other's ideas. Now Flynn burst upon the flameworld like elephant flatulence claiming to be the greatest thing since internet porn. She was immediately set upon by assorted harpies who bought into her shit. I believe this sort of thing is brought about by Competition for the Cock. Women desperately want to be percieved as the most "fuckable" wench around, and they were afraid Flynn would usurp all the cockage in sight.
But, they are quickly finding out that Flynn is just a hollow shell, and empty vessel that deserves little attention. Once they have proven that she is indeed "unfuckable" I anticipate that Flynn will drop off the radar screen faster than Bonesuck after a good SS ass-whipping.
Part 2 has also thus been conclusively proven.
There is no fee for this insight, as Phil convinced me I have an obligation to share my brilliance, and not be compensated for it. It's my gift to humanity.
QUOTE FROM: AZ
Friday, February 10, 2006
AZ....Gender Flaming 4
We all know the flameworld is a snakepit of falsehood, where very little can be taken at face value. And this certainly holds true when we delve into the murky world of flame sexuality. Twisted perv gutter fucks, shit idolators, prudish spinsters, and more posers than a Gay/Lesbian Convention.....yup, we got ‘em all. So it’s no surprise that more than a few screen names have more mysteries attached to them than Amelia Earhart’s whereabouts.
Some have suggested that Flynn is really a man, however any male flamer who has ever been married know this is not true. There's absolutely no way that such a constantly yapping, gratng, air-headed, pestilentially annoying slug could be anything but female. I am woman...hear me chatter.... like a 62 Corvair with loose ball bearings in the differential pegged out at 92 mph.
Then there are the androgynous flamers - those who are apparently neither male nor female. And I’m not speaking of Cardy, whose sexual identity switches back and forth like a metronome. I mean hapless fucks like Dumb Bastard, Sinister, or Anarchy Nutsac who appear to have neither sexual identity nor a personality. It’s a coin toss whether these cocksuckers were born without sexual organs, or if they were sterilized for legal reasons.
More disturbing are those who clearly are in the midst of a sexual identity crisis, like H. C. Bumblefuck. Bawl’s lapdog tries desperately to project a macho image to cover up for the chromosomal battle that rages within him. All the bluster and butch posturing does little to hide the fact that the y chromosomes are steadily gaining ground and should be in control by the end of the month when Holly Cynthia Bumblefuck shall emerge like a butterfly from her hated cocoon of maleness. Fly free and sing, lil butterfly!
Few if any women act like men with the exception of Lardy Ice, whose Plumbers Crack nudie shots displaying poor Rectal Hygiene labeled her a redneck male in the making. The most prevalent type of gender-confused posters are men who act like bitches. I’m sure the first name that came to yer collective minds was Rudebitch. The sexually waffling “Queen of FC” has long been a odds with Yers Truly because, I suspect, the alpha male vibes I exude shame his passive cunt-like personality. His latest bitch-move was to start an ill conceived blog at FC which seems to have no other purpose except be pissy about the wildly successful Beaver/AZ/Dr. Phil flamenews vehicle. The snippy little wench even features ole AZ in the advert. And he is quickly “sucking” the Befuddled Brit Dukie down into his cesspool of girlish envy and hate. Lil Dukie seems to be taking on the personality of Flynn more and more lately...spamming everything with shit no one cares to read.
There you have it, and if yer any less confused now than you were before you read this, it ...
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Hey Flynn GET A LIFE!
*BOOM*
Hey Flynn CONGRATS ON BEING OLD!
*BOOM*
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That's enuff booms for tonite.
PEACE!
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BEnzo why are your pubic hairs so very nappy?
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BEnzo why are your pubic hairs so very nappy?
The nappier the hair the longer the meat.
You must be used to all nest and no worm-
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The nappier the hair the longer the meat.
I believe it's, "the blacker the dick, the sweeter the juice", right BEnzo? You liberal fucking homosexual, who shops at Whole Foods.
And that's my impression of Aryan 9/11.
*Does a courtsey*
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Just exactly how old is this crazy cat lady Flynn? Are we talking fossil age like Peaches or pushing 60 like Poark?
I’m starting to think I’m probably the youngest person on here...
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I’m starting to think I’m probably the youngest person on here...
So when's your Bar Mitzvah?
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If you post up the Batman symbol Beaver comes along to shelter his minions....lol
Flynn needs help Beav... bwahahahahaha....
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If you post up the Batman symbol Beaver comes along to shelter his minions....lol
Flynn needs help Beav... bwahahahahaha....
That was fucking stupid. Aren't you late for an anti-Aborigine rally?
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That was fucking stupid. Aren't you late for an anti-Aborigine rally?
Why the fuck r you bringing up Beaver? He hasn't been seen in a decade.
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Why the fuck r you bringing up Beaver? He hasn't been seen in a decade.
Who the fuck are you to question what I post?
After all, it is you that spouted P.I.I. with the help of that anti-social nerd Alpha Nova. YuO also posted a photochop of someones child.
Get bent, you wall-eyed looking, half-dead gap toothed cunt.
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Who the fuck are you to question what I post?
Afterall, it is you that spouted P.I.I. with the help of that anti-socil nerd Alpha Nova. YuO also posted a photochop of someones child.
Get bent, you wall-eyed looking, half-dead gap toothed cunt.
You're a bit overly worried about PII I think...
You know I've talked to several dozen off the board and over the phone right?
Guess what.... It wasn't all that scary Flynn. You should get a backboneR… Take a few chances in your miserable little life.
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You're a bit overly worried about PII I think...
ORLY? I remember inviting you to play poker @ UltimateBet.com. I remember you, Bra1n, AW, Red Neck; and Emmy playing along with a few others. (Oranje, Evil Blood, Iron Duke). Freud might have been in there somewhere. Come to think of it, Havok was there on occassion. So was LoCo.........
I even remember you pm'ing me at FC because of software issues you were having, trying to install the software. I walked you through it.
...Damn, what were we talking about?
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I believe it's, "the blacker the dick, the sweeter the juice", right BEnzo? You liberal fucking homosexual, who shops at Whole Foods.
And that's my impression of Aryan 9/11.
*Does a courtsey*
Lol. I wouldn't shop at Whole Foods. Not me at all. Organic food is generally a rip off. 30-40% margins on that shit. I'm good with the normal food.
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I'm good with the normal food.
So it's still dicks, right?
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So it's still dicks, right?
That's Rancid you're thinking about.
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BEnzo would shop behind the alley of Whole Foods if there were Whole Dicks waiting for his bum bag...
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So when's your Bar Mitzvah?
*boom*
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That's Rancid you're thinking about.
Rancid says, he can taste it, if a pecker is "conservative" or "liberal". He says, he needs a few more "tastings" from yUo.
bOoM?
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BEnzo would shop behind the alley of Whole Foods if there were Whole Dicks waiting for his bum bag...
Yeah, and there you fucking are, "behind the alley" waiting for BEnzo, with your "Whole Dick"
Both of you are the two biggest fags on the internet...Perez Hilton says give him his schtick back, even if that means taking his "schtick" out of your loosened butthole.
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Der der, Shitpost-potamus...
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Der der, Shitpost-potamus...
It's garbage like this, that just reinforces the fact, that you are truly one stupid bastard.
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It's garbage like this, that just reinforces the fact, that you are truly one stupid bastard.
Must be true...
...I enjoy replying to it. :borat:
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Must be true...
...I enjoy replying to it. :borat:
Why the hell does Flea miss you? You're a fucking dullard.
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Why the hell does Flea miss you? You're a fucking dullard.
I'm just a sweet intanational tansvestite from Australiatania. :borat:
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I'm just a sweet intanational tansvestite from Australiatania. :borat:
Okay dipshit.
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Okay dipshit.
Tank you, intansigent tansport tansient! :borat:
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Tank you, intansigent tansport tansient! :borat:
Couch-Town also thanks yUo.
Can YuO say "BOOM"?
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I'm just a sweet intanational tansvestite from Australiatania. :borat:
Bricktop would think so.
Hey Freud, you a member of the same group as that New Zealand mass killer? I noticed some of his rhetoric was the same as yours! I thought it interesting..
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You thought something?
:crampe:
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You've been googling your own name
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008
TOEFACTOR - Interview #2 (In You Eye)
The second interview of the 3 I have conducted is IYE's. It is as long as Bra1n's, if not longer so again, you have been warned in advance.
Greetings, IYE, and thank you for your time. As we’ve already spoken about and agreed upon this interview I will bypass any pleasantries and get right into the questions.
TOE: You arrived in Flametown around the same time I did, which was well after the 3 main flame boards had already been established. What was it that drove you to choose F4$ as your board of choice over BH and FC?
IYE: Actually, F4$ was the first flame oriented board I ever registered at, back when it had just reopened as Social Strychnine…I never got around to posting at that time though. I guess I made my first post there almost a year later. The board I was most associated with at the time was Flame Warriors, and that was more or less an extension of Mike Reed’s earlier FW work. Eventually the rest of the flame world found FW and came a calling as if they were introducing a forum centered around poking fun at flaming…to flaming. I then registered at all of the flame boards that were around at the time, including smaller forums such as the War Room, Ootikoff, Cacoe, and TDT.
I had already read most of the boards at one time or another and knew what each was about. My plan was to enter the Boot Camp at BH and the HK Championship at SS, as well as the HC title comps at FC and win in each venue as a vindication of FW. The Boot Camp comp never rematerialized at BH and so the first major comp I entered was the HK Championship. Around that time FW simply vanished with no explanation and I was left without a home board…so I signed on with SS/F4$ and joined CREW. The choice was rather obvious; not only was there a superior level of talent there, but it was also the smallest of the big three in terms of members and active posters. I would rather fight uphill against the bigger boards than hide in the herd and take on a smaller board through strength of numbers. When David pwns Goliath, the victory is all that much sweeter.
TOE: You were once affiliated with BH. What drove you away from your allegiance to that particular board?
IYE: No slight intended towards them, but I was never really affiliated with BH; I always flew the SS/F4$ colors even as their WFC Champion. Flame aside, Doomsday and Brawl Hall are okay, and there are some good flamers there; but I made it clear that I was CREW as long as there was a Hells Kitchen. Sure flaming with the Brotherhood was fun, but I don’t think it is appropriate for a member of the staff on any flame venue to have cross allegiances. Look at the instances of non-flame bullshit pulled on FC and BH when a member of the staff with cross allegiances fucked those boards over by abusing their admin access then retreating to their other board. Reaping what they had sown, both FC and BH laughed at the other board when they were screwed but cried foul when it happened to them. To his credit, Loco de-admined himself when he chose to join BH full time and never used such low brow non-flame tactics on the way out. That is the how it should be if people choose to ally themselves with a board; stay true to the end, or make a clean break for another board. I am and always will be F4$, and if you see me anywhere else doing anything else you can be sure it is a troll.
Unfortunately posturing and positioning for advantage seem to have replaced real flaming, and instead of coming to a forum in strength and flaming the fuck out of them or coming in to win their comps and carry away their titles, there appears to be a growing tendency to sit home and make thread after thread claiming to have owned a place they never have the balls to visit. When I won the WFC title at BH, did the top level flamers there turn up the heat on me? Did they come after me with a vengeance to take their title back? Fuck no, instead I was invited to join one of their groups and given backstage access. Like I said before, flaming with some of the best that BH had to offer was fun, but at the same time somewhat disappointing.
Still it can be difficult to find interesting and interested people to fill mod positions so F4$ has a compromise policy in place that allows people from other boards to contribute beyond basic membership. CREW rep F4$ and run Hells Kitchen; but anyone can apply to mod the SS forums, and they can do so according to their whim and are not expected to rep F4$. If you want to make Crew, you win the HK championship. Period. There are no friends or friends of friends who get a free pass. Just because a person is an admin at another board, they get no special perks for coming to F4$. That is probably the reason that none of these board crashing admin panel abusing types seek sanctuary in Hells Kitchen.
TOE: Of all the flame matches you have witnessed over the years, which was your favourite, not including any of your own, and why?
IYE: Hard to narrow it down to just one, so I will choose one from each board. At BH I think the Tag Team championship match where Loco and Yellowbeard took on HC Trouble and Worm was a classic. HC was at the top of his game and Worm did his best work ever, but YB was hot with his chopper and combined with an aggressive Loco, they took it down to the wire. FC has archives full of great matches but in my opinion nothing compares to Beaver vs Spock. Beaver became unchained from his persona in that match and flamed like a champion against one of the funniest and original flamers, Spock. For all of the Hells Kitchen greatest hits at F4$, I think Buzzsaw vs Mini Me was not only a terrific read but one of the most entertaining matches as well. Buzz and Mini took on the personas of different well known flamers for each post of the match.
The most entertaining match that I have ever been involved in was flaming with Bumspud, HC Trouble, ATVile, and Worm against Duke, Cardy, Beaver, SOG, and Raphael. It was a two week slugfest that I still enjoy reading to this day. Those are just samples though, barely scratching the surface; my advice to anyone reading this is to go to each of the boards and spend some time in their Hall of Fame or Greatest Hits forum. And not just matches either, some of the best reads can be found in open combat threads where flamers just go all out on each other. There are tons of great flames just waiting to be read at FC and BH, as well as F4$.
TOE: Loaded question incoming. Bra1n and Doomsday are both good at what they do, but no one is perfect. What do you think are each of their shortcomings as flame board admins, and what steps in your opinion could be taken to improve their boards?
IYE: Exercise in futility question you mean. I certainly don’t think F4$ is perfect, and I am sure that for every criticism I have of their boards and admin actions, they will have equally viable criticisms of mine. For instance, I absolutely hate the number and sheer vulgarity of the bells and whistles; karma points, rep points, post counters, casino cash, callout stats, etc, that FC and BH have adorning every post in the forum. But at the same time, I could not fault them for criticizing F4$ over its morbid and somewhat spartan appearance or skull smilies. That is a matter of personal preference. As far as administrating their boards, they are good at doing what it takes to keep their boards going and that should be the ultimate criteria I suppose.
About the only thing I would change is their absolute insistence that fucking spamathon matches with unlimited posting are the be all and end all of competition flaming. That type of event has its place in the overall scheme of things, but all too often it turns out that whoever has the most free time during the comp wins. Blowhards that use 10,000 words where 100 words would suffice were born for such comps. Worse still, the same blowhard will make four overly long posts a day and the casual skimmer will perceive that the blowhard is winning. (I know you’re out there reading this poofter) I favor the head to head format, 3 vs 3 posts alternating over a span of time sufficient to allow for three solid posts even if a competitor has a hectic RL schedule.
There is a compromise we have been using in Hells Kitchen with some degree of success, limiting a poster to one post a day, or a set number over the span of the comp, allows for real exchange between combatants without the spam induced by unlimited posting. It also defeats those who would play the clock and dump a barrage of posts at the two-minute warning. (I have been guilty of that before, but it does take some time to create good flames…they do not pop out of the computer at the press of a flame key.) The best example of the unlimited post format would probably the 24 Hours of Hell comp that Bra1n runs every now and again. Two flamers agree to a day in which they can both devote time and effort to a 24 hour match. In my mind that is the best way to get the real give and take flow of flaming going.
TOE: The big cash comp that happened a year ago drew a lot of criticism as people from BH and FC felt they were given a raw deal from CREW in some of the judgements/matchups. If another tourney of that magnitude were to be more successful than the last, what changes need to be made?
IYE: Heh, the little people of flamedom would have complained no matter how the competition was run or what the outcome was. The first matches were seeded according to ability and a measure of chance within quartered brackets of eight contestants each. The brackets themselves were designed to be challenging for EVERY flamer, and to ensure that flamers from the same board would not be facing off against each other in the early rounds. Imagine how the bleacher bound jeerleaders would have complained if their people were getting knocked off early on by others from their board. Some of the first round matches worked out better than others, but we felt that the chance element used in seeding the brackets was the fairest method to avoid interference or prejudice, whether intentional or otherwise. Some of the stronger flamers who expected a cakewalk into later rounds got a rude awakening when the first round brackets were unveiled as well. A power flamer from each of the boards DS, FC, WR, and BH were all going head to head. Look at the competitors who made it to the finals; both of them had tough first round opponents. The brackets were kept hidden from the public so that each match would be a surprise to both competitors; you logged in on the day of the match to see who you were going to battle, no advance warning.
As far as the judgements went, whether a person agrees with them or not, F4$ is the ONLY board with a set of criteria for judging matches. Competitors are not at the mercy of the mob who often vote based on reasons completely unrelated to the match under consideration, and they are not being judged by a panel elected according to popularity; they are being judged by veteran flamers who have proven themselves in the same crucible, Hells Kitchen, where the battle takes place. Granted there was some unfortunate initial confusion as to how to uniformly interpret the F4$ judging criteria resulting in some judges scoring matches differently, but it was sorted out as soon as possible. Remember this was the largest flame match in history, with flamers from 9 different boards competing in one arena, a truly Olympian flame event. Given all that was involved in setting such an event up and ensuring that it ran smoothly, I think it came off rather well.
Regarding complaints of unfairness in judgements; an FC vs BH match, AW vs Nazi Admin for example, is going to have a winner and a loser, guess which side is going to complain? Why FC of course. BH was all for that one. But when sum cun`T defeated Cassandra, BH was livid with our judgements and we were pronounced biased. And so it goes. BH brayed for weeks on end that the whole comp was rigged to make Toefactor the winner and subsequently CREW, (which by the way says a lot about the way BH operates), but as soon as Running Gag won what did BH say? “F4$ Rigged Tourney to favour RG!” So as far as what the others think about our comps? Givvafuk.
Worth mentioning, beyond judging criteria, flamers would do well to examine their flame techniques when visiting F4$. Quote-a-thons and tedious borelames about events that happened years ago and who said what when, will be scored much lower than creative, humorous and aggressive flames will. Hells Kitchen is not the fucking debate club. There are no extra points for word count, and long winded snorelamers will be hewn down in short order by a flamer who presents a tightly written flames that feature maximum wit with minimum extraneous filler. Are you using chops? Make sure they are funny, on target, brutal, and contribute more to the overall effect of a post than merely presenting a background for superimposed text.
TOE: Would you consider bringing in one high ranking member from both FC and BH to sit on the judges panel with CREW if there ever is another $500 cash comp?
IYE: Short answer? No. Although I respect flamers like Bra1n of FC and HC Trouble of BH to be discerning, thorough, and fair in their judgements; they are not F4$. CREW judges officially sanctioned matches in Hells Kitchen. CREW are forbidden to enter any of the cash comps so there will be no conflict of interest. If any of the high ranking members of other boards want to judge sanctioned matches at F4$, they can get off of their fat asses, leave the safety of the sycophantic rectal remoras they surround themselves with, and come compete in and win the HK championship and a chance to become CREW.
TOE: If you could have a flame match with any flamer who would it be, and why?
IYE: The field of premium players is too great to be whittled down to just one. Offhand I would say a rematch with Buzzsaw takes top billing. Bailey Hankins and Running Gag would definitely be on the short list. Matches with the likes of HC Trouble, Nazi Admin, and Bumspud from BH would be fun. Bra1n from FC would make for a challenging match. Beaver and sc`T from the flame blog sector. That is just to name a few. I have been fortunate enough to flame with some of the best in the game, and hope to continue doing so for quite some time. There is also an undercard tard gimping around the flame scene that needs to be stepped on. You probably haven’t heard of him…some runt calling himself Toefactor or similar nonsense.
TOE: Why do you not post at FC or BH, even to try and raise a little animosity between flame boards?
IYE: You’re kidding right? I have posted, flamed, and fought in tournaments on every board in the known flame universe. FC HC title? BH WFC title? F4$ HK title? WR title? Been there. Done that. At the moment I have my work cut out for me at F4$, and that is where my priorities lie. When Hells Kitchen is firing on all 12 cylinders and generating sufficient heat, I will consider making the rounds again. I would like to see more of the interforum activity that was part and parcel of the heyday of flaming. Animosity is part of the knife that cut the flame game down. Rivalry is healthy and stimulates competition, animosity leads to ridiculous grudges that some of the caricaturish so-called flame personalities carry with them for years. Animosity makes petty sideliners out of once viable flamers. I flame FC and BH because they are not F4$, not because of any foolish grudge. I am all for rivalry and taking the heat to them, as well as playing defence when they want to scorch my patch of internet earth. But animosity is a blight on the game to be shunned and its practitioners ridiculed. And that goes for every board, even F4$.
TOE: Who do you think would win a flame match between Doomsday and Bra1n?
IYE: Unfortunately at this moment the outcome would probably depend upon where the match was held. FC would vote for Bra1n, and BH would vote for Doomsday, this is fact not flame. I say unfortunately because flaming as a whole suffers for it. Must win at all costs has replaced the sporting aspect of flaming, even when there is major friction between two strong flamers. Previously I would have flatly stated that such a match would in all likelihood never come to pass, which is sad because it would be a good one, but Doomsday has recently competed in a match at BH and had an impressive showing. Hopefully this is a portent of things to come.
TOE: Do you and your F4$/Shinra pals really think LoCo is overrated, or do you guys just use that to get him riled up?
IYE: Heh, both really. Loco is overrated in some aspects, but underrated in others. He has improved far beyond what most would have thought him capable of as little as two years ago. In my opinion he lacks a bit in creativity, but more than makes up for it with sheer determination and persistence. You can flame the guy, hit him with a solid shot, and he is right back up and on the attack. Loco is a catalyst, a flamer who can get things started just by showing up and dropping a few posts. He knows what to say to make people respond in almost any situation. I think he would make a perfect Indy flamer, appearing out of nowhere on a board and stirring the shit up. Like Beaver, except that Loco can actually flame. Loco also goes wherever and whenever he feels like flaming, that is something more people should do, take their flames on the road and visit the nice foreign flamers…and torch them.
TOE: What changes do you think could be made to the flame game in general to revitalize it from its current stale state?
IYE: Don’t even get me started. If I could recode the entire internet, the first thing I would do is install an auto account deletion mechanism that kicked in whenever the word ‘traffic’ was posted. This may come as a surprise to some of the audience, but traffic, post count, and board statistics are not flaming. I personally don’t give a flying fuck about the numbers. If F4$ is rocking, its cool, if it is slow, well then it is slow. More intense flaming will heat it right back up.
At one time there was discussion about a flame league involving the major boards; this should be explored as opening up a new avenue for interforum rivalry and competition. Another possibility is using neutral sites for callouts/matches between rival boards. If I want a match with Bra1n, we hold it at BH. If I have a match with HC Trouble, we hold it at FC. (Similarly if only three boards were in a flame league, matches between team A and B would be held at board C, and so forth.) It would move the game around a bit and generate an interest that seems to be lacking among all but the core of each board.
BH was a challenge to raid when the Regs were united against a common foe. They stood shoulder to shoulder and were a wall of flame whenever we came to town. Similarly, when they came a-calling it was a battle for us to drive them off. In my opinion, BH has suffered greatly in trying to internalize their flaming. Red vs Blue Regs, Legion vs Brotherhood, etc. Drama, division, and destruction were the net results. Want to see a strong BH again? Give them an enemy to unite against. If your forum is half as good as you think it is, you should be able to prove it by going to those lesser forums and kicking some righteous ass. If you are content to whimper about giving someone traffic and sitting behind the console and posting threads about supposed remote control ownership from afar, don’t expect anyone familiar with the game to take you seriously.
TOE: If you and I were to engage in a flame match beginning right now, how badly do you think I’d beat you up?
IYE: Name me as the beneficiary on your flame insurance and let’s find out. You could save some time by pre-notifying your next of kin prior to the bout.
TOE: Thanks again for your time, fag meat. Drop me a line when you have another cash comp. I enjoyed spending your money the last time.
IYE: Totally worth it. $100 for 100,000 tears is a fabulous return on investment. And Jews know a good investment when they smell him schlepping in.
IYE's question to me was the same as one of the ones I asked him.
IYE: What changes do you think could be made to the flame game in general to revitalize it from its current stale state?
Aside from the obvious, like attracting fresh meat to the game, I've wanted to try something since I assigned myself the indie title and cut ties with FC. I would like to gather 2-3 other quality indie flamers and form a clique that roams from board to board causing absolute fucking carnage. We would engage the board in open flame warfare for say a week and then call out whoever we deemed to be their best 3-4 flamers for a match. We'd obviously lose since we'd be the heels at any board we assaulted, but it would be entertaining to say the least. Sure it's possible to do this alone, but it makes things more manageable and fun when you have a few friends along for the ride when you're going up against an entire forum.
The problem is finding quality "active" indies. Most flamers become indies when they have grown bored with the game. It's still something I'd like to attempt down the road if Beaver ever becomes really active again, along with maybe an active Flynn, and someone who can chop well enough to help me with some of the set pieces
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Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Beaver - The list of Honor
Mr. Pickles recently posted the top ten BH members. Shortly after he followed up with a list of the bottom ten members. If you understand the point of flaming then it is to piss people off via text. Actually that is hard to do without resorting to short cuts like using PI. I of course never had that problem and always looked down on people who neither had the talent to piss people off with simple text or had to run and hide as a troll to mask their weakness and non-talent asses.
So if the point is to piss people off then the list you want to be on is Mr. Pickles bottom 10 list of people he clearly has some type of grudge against. His list of top 10 was nothing more than a list of his buddies that took the time to show him a little attention since when all is said and done is what Mr. Pickles has always been after.
Take a look at his list. its very interesting.
Quote:Mr.Pickles
Some people are born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Some are born with a piping hot log of shit there instead. This thread will deal with the collective bags of unbursted puss that fill these hallowed halls with worthless, forgetful and over all insignificant words that entertain only the easily amused, incompetent and mildly retarded.Losers in life and these very pages, I present you the
Bottom Ten.
10- SirSuperSouthern.A fag who lives up to the southern moron better than it could be portrayed in a exploitative film from Hollywood. Rumor has it he has developed his ass to sweat on mental command to simulate a moist vagina for sexual encounters.
9- Wino.Shit breeds shit, and it don't get any shitier than the shit this piece of shit posts. Just read one post from him in any thread, there is always a response worse than whatever he posted before. It goes from bad to worse to horrible in the span of seconds, you tend to feel pity for this joke. Pity on a flame board is not good, just ask...
8- FraggedYou.Fragged has to be the worst competitive flamer in the history of the game. This is the only person I really hope finally gets his act together and starts to write well, cause nobody can truly be this bad. I think in real life he's the only person who could fuck up a wet dream.
7- Beaver Cleaver.Don't get me wrong, Beave can write and troll with the best of them, but he's such a fucking bi-polar snot rag he's seriously getting hard to read. The whole thing is a conspiracy, but he does not realize the joke is not on him, it IS him.
6- Evil Bastard.He can't flame. He can't chop. He can't troll. Why does he bother?
5- Sum Cunt.Whatever nic he decides to use or pretend to be, this guy reminds me of the local drunk who spews shit just to hear himself talk. Or in Cunty Balls delusion, write. The first to tell you how great he is, the last to know nobody cares about him or the shite he writes.
4- V-Agent.Carrying the tradition of the Tard reg joining Chrome, Zappa, Mr.Niceguy and Cassandra's Curse comes the next idiot to carry flames, which have now become worthless. Long winded, boring, and unimpressive V-Agent will tell you your running from him, yet who has he actually beaten in a match? Name just one flamer of note, and maybe this "serious" writer will be taken "seriously". Thank God for ignore.
3-Nazi-Admin.A child with a panel, another lover of males, this fool is quickly becoming a laughing stock behind the scenes, by some clever actions from his mental better. Haw Haw. Oh wait, isn't this fool suppose to be a member of Mensa? Don't you think a person with an IQ to support that claim would find something better, more constructive and generally smarter to do with their time than post on a flame board? Embarrassing!!!
2- ATVile.A PI posting shit wit who is now a cancer for this board. People don't trust him and a lot of people worry he might post their PI if they say the wrong thing to him. I guess he does not know this is a game. He honestly needs to go, and should take his fucking beaner joke brother with him. Human shit like this will kill this place.
1- The last remaining members of FC.Yes, they post here, under different nics. Go back to your home, where they fix matches, read your PM's and Google your static IP address to gather PI on you. We don't do that stuff here, and you get banned for that. It's not our fault your home is dead.Quite a list. Some heavy baggage too.
How do YOU not end up here?
Simple.
Don't be a tard.
Now to show how good I really am you have to see he has some kind of grudge against me. Now why would that be? The only time I took exception to anything that little pip-squeak ever did was when he nic-switched over at Havok's old forum pretending to be Projectile Vomit, a flamer who mr. Pickles couldn't even be mentioned in the same room with.
On top of that I went out of my way when I let him on this very blog, bending the qualifications so that slackard could attempt to do something of any merit. Of course he failed miserably. Then Toefacter brought him back and he had enough sense to not even try the second go round since he was practically laughed off the blog the first time. Of course how did he even think his shit would sell over here when most of his articles were about boring trolls he was running with his butt buddies?
The bottom line is he failed because of his own stupidity and could never own up to his short comings. No....he needed me to project all his shame and humiliation on. Yes in his sick demented mind his failure was beaver's fault.
So some of you up and coming flamers have to set your sights high. Ask yourself can I accomplish what Beaver does routinely? Can I do practically nothing and still get people piseed at me? Many try, few succeed.
Lets move on. I noticed sum cun't is on this list. This comes as no surprise at all. I mean sum cun't has succeeded where Mr. Pickles could not even compete with the likes of Flynn. So its only natural Mr. Pickles would want to discredit him.
The one big surprise is Evil Blood. EB is not on either list. Now that is strange. You either love or hate EB. There is never any middle ground with him. So what happened? Did he not put EB on the top ten list because he thought it would make Doomsday mad and thus mess up any chance he has of being a BH Reg? If not then why wasn't EB on the bottom ten list? Was it because he is afraid of EB? Anyway you look at it Mr. Pickles must be the sniviling coward many think he is.
So I wonder how he is doing with his goal of being regged? Has his brownnossing and sucking up paid off yet? Lets take a close look.
Go over to BH and hold you mouse over Mr. Pickles BH flames. It shows the flames are his avatar that he himself put there. Now right click and look at properties. Its nothing more than an image he uploaded.
http://brawl-hall.com/forums/image.php?u=39037&dateline=1181876178
Now look at any BH reg that you know is a reg and look at properties. Its a "logo" given to regs. Real regs. So again Mr. Pickles is a failure at even being regged. He is still a wannbe reg which is nothing more than the status of a tard.
http://brawl-hall.com/forums/images/logo.gif
I must say that it makes me proud to be on Mr. Pickles bottom 10 list. Anytime a complete failure of a troll/flamer like him tries to discredit me it always fails. The truth is I feel like thanking Mr. Pickles for putting me on the list as it feeds my already bloated ego. It also proves once again I am one of the best.
So what was that list all about? That is the list of flamers BH wants to either come back or be more active at BH. They are the people that create activity out of nothing. If Mr. Pickles can show he can troll some of those people back he might get his BH reg flames for real
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Tuesday, December 04, 2007
AZ - You Have Been Blessed.....
Hi kids, it’s yer old pal AZ back for a brief guest scribble….even minus the Appearance Fee. Last time I looked, flaming in general was swirling down the toilet bowl, and now it appears to have taken up permanent residence amidst the turds in the septic tank.
Read Toe’s story on P.I., and it took me back to days of yore. Back to the first flame forum I ever posted on, Vicious at MSN. Even the slightest hint of P.I. earned you a lifetime ban. When that forum was folded by choice, I wandered over to Bawl Hall with a pal. This was so long ago Danger was still able to fit into a size 36 dress, and Dumbday hadn’t even thought of peddling jack-off videos. I think he hadn’t even gotten his first hard-on then. Now he has, and is feverishly working on #2.
Just an aside…last time I actually looked at a match, Toe had just completely nuked somebody with a Pirates of the Caribbean shtick, and it was obvious he was the best in the business at that time…except for Yers Truly of course. But by that time I’d lost interest in flaming…..as it appears Toe has too. Toe mentioned flaming from this blog only if shit continued to go downhill. Welcome to the club, Toe….it’s where all the Legends end up usually. Fuck the dumb shit.
So anyway, Nikita and I demolished the whole of Bawl so badly they resorted to P.I., and we both quit in protest. It was just diametrically (look that word up….) opposed to the wit and talent of actual flaming, I couldn’t comprehend why anyone would thusly raise the flag of surrender by using it.
Now it’s a requirement apparently. I was somewhat surprised that FC dived into the cesspool, but not really because since taking power Bra1n is doing his best impression of Idi Amin. And all the admins are busy now decrying the shit, issuing P.I. banning notices that will stand firmly in place until the end of business today, and lying about the past, present, and future treatment/existence of P.I. on their forums.
But for the Majestically Ignorant among you (98-99% of posters)….guess what? THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK!!!! You see, it’s all about the Holy Grail of flame forums….hits. If live feeds of eviscerating orphaned babies would generate hits, they’d all be lined up outside the goddamn orphanages with empty shopping carts. If outting their most Faithful Flunkie as a dog-fucking, syphilitic hermaphrodite livens up the boards, they’ll do it this afternoon.
Now you feel like real chumps, right? Yeah, I know….reality sucks.
But I seem to have missed a whole bunch of it by not being around flaming and it’s been pretty hard to piece it all together by perusing board’s archives. So I gotta guess at what was revealed. So here goes:
Lil’ Dukie - looks like he was outted as the Barracks Bitch Boy of the British 12th Armoured Brigade. He spends his days shackled to a bed post in the Buns-Up-Kneeling position for use as a “tension release orifice.” And Bra1n is apparently jealous, resulting in their on-going feud.
Oranje Juliet - A rung lower…..Dukie’s Barracks Bitch Boy.
Jewels - Evil Boob’s squeeze has a criminal record? Felonious Eating? Felonious Ugly?
Busted for consuming an entire McDonalds franchise including the golden arches?
Ladr - Heard he was bitching about his mummy’s and wife’s obituaries being posted. Wonder what he’ll do when someone posts his obit from 3 years ago, and he realizes he’s been dead for a while…as his posts reflect.
Bra1n - Outted as an overweight, balding, middle-aged petty tyrant who spends nearly as much time on the comp as Bonesuck does. Turns out Bra1n took the description as a compliment.
Did a I miss any other juicy tidbits? I can only guess at future revelations:
Danger - Due to her increasing bulk she’s been named the 51st state and is presently moored off Anchorage Alaska.
Dumbday = Erkel
Flynn - Undisputable proof is given of what everyone has known all along - that the nic has been used/abused by more people than AW’s cunt.
Rudebitch - is really Imelda Marcos. Nice shoes, honey.
My fingers are tired now. Bye til later
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Is Flynn on the diesel rags?
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Friday, January 26, 2007
Flynn--The Flame Truth Kleenex Award given to flametowns own whiny little baby
As to ring in the new year, I thought it would be nice to give accolades to the more deserving members of the flaming community. Each year valuable posters go unoticed as they trudge through the chilly tundra of the flame world. Sometimes one must give credit where credit is due. Therefore welcome to the first ever Flame Truth Awards, throughout the coming months, myself and my dedicated staff of roving reporters will announce the winners of these grand awards.
First up: The Flame Truth Kleenex Award given to the biggest whiner.......
To recieve this prestigious award one must demonstrate a penchant of whining at the most unappropriate times while being weighed down with buckets of their own tears. This recipient has all others beat hands down, and the best thing about this years winner is that they're not afraid to whine in public. So without further adieu, this years winner is......
Born Rotten
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Thursday, January 25, 2007
Flynn--Something Stinks
Like what's the deal? First BH pulls out of a match with FC, then Cardtrick is suddenly demoted? If the world hasn't fallen off its axis, and the polar caps haven't melted, then something's up.
I've been monitoring the BH VS FC fiasco, and it just gets worse by the day. After Doomsday pulled out of the so stated matches, he quickly used his newly installed "regs" and "mods" to start heavy spinning and damage control.
It's very sickening and I'm shocked at the behavior of BH. I cannot believe that once again Doomsday and his lackeys are again soo very desperate that they would use such tactics as kicking Cardtrick off the "reg" table, and start trying to play the political game of one upping all the truthful claims eminating from all the camps regarding BH's shallow and stupid tactics.
Now with some of the smoke clearing the lesser sites like FC, and F4$ are being seen through the haze, and are garnering more members as the embattled Brawl-Hallers are losing key ones. I commented on the new changes over at BH, and now it's confirmed, as the BH management were afraid that if some people weren't "regged" or "modded" it was feared they would leave also.
In my mind Brawl-Hall is not the place to be.
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Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Flynn--Changes at BH? A little too late?
If it is any indication of BH's newest attempt to keep their members from jumping ship, they've once again instituted another changing of the guard sort of speak. Now afraid that some of their members will abandon BH, the administration has given awards out in the tune of "regships" and "modships". It's quite funny that now BH is doing something about the lackluster activity by giving certain posters their just desserts. And it's about time. Those who were promoted were...
Jewels
Unconcerned
Zappa
Chrome.
The BH administration must be feeling the heat and have selectively wrangled these four people into the reg ranks, and modships internships. I've always loved BH's spectacular posters and the excitement BH once had. But once again, they've let their more talented posters walk away into the sunset. Though I will give them credit for not letting their ship too far below the water line.
All four of these people I mentioned probably desereved these accolades for their never ending support and constant streams of posts. Hopefully this will bring more traffic to BH.
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Saturday, January 13, 2007
Flynn--Where oh where have the heroes gone?
On this cold and wintery day I am left to my own thoughts, and ponder what will happen to Brawl-Hall in the coming days. I sip my steaming latte' as I write this at my favorite coffee house. In recent weeks it seems that the steady decline of quality posters is at an all time low. Some say that the flaming evolution goes through this change every four or six months. While I agree with that statement because I too have seen this, I cannot help but think, when will the next flame resurgence come about.
There are a few quality posters at Brawl-Hall taking the helm and keeping her afloat. There was a time when Chrome did not impress me, but as time has gone by, he has gone from tard to somewhat a decent poster who posts on a regular basis, doing his thang for BH; while others fall to the wayside. Don't get me wrong, this Divaesque reporter still thinks that he's no smarter than an average piece of parchment paper. At least he is trying.
Then there's the blast from the past: Unconcerned. Though she's not one of my favorite posters. Personally I think she's bland like unflavored corn flakes, but she's making an effort to post. I just hope that she'll actually stop trying to be like Cardtrick, and find her own style.
Now we come to Cassandra Curse. In reality she's nothing more than a homely little old lady hanging out with the powers left in flametown. But one cannot deny that with her blue moniker, she's able to draw those who like corresponding with her. There's nothing wrong with that, in fact the opposite. Hopefully she'll stand fast and be a BH fixture in the coming months. One can only hope.
In closing though I'm retired, I hope that BH rising out of the ashes and turning back into the site it once was. I have nothing but love for Brawl-Hall as it was the first site that let me get my feet wet in the flaming world. This flametown needs some heroes or an enima.......
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Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Flynn--Unconcerned Coming to Beavers Blog?
Okay, I remember when the Beavers Blog used to be off limits for anyone trying for a reg spot or didn't want their name tarnished. Now it seems to be the hip thing to do as you roll on down the highway of flames. I do love people who are eager to work and show their writing skills like they would a new car. Fact of the matter is, i'm not that great of a writer, and I must again thank the powers above as they took mercy on a young girl and let her stumble through her sentences here.
BUT! I could not help but notice this in the town of flame. Here we have Unconcerned practically begging sum Cun't to get a blog position, then she tries to get Worms affirmation. Really now? All she could have done was just send a little PM to one of the many reporters...hell I would have thrown in a good word for her. Now, it seems that she'll start salivating on anyone close enough whom she thinks can get her a blogspot job?
Though I'm in now condition to make any decisions as teh rookie reporter, but I know this, if you're going to grovel, try not doing it in public. Here is a short glimpse of Unconcerned basically sucking Cun'ts dick. I have provided a link to DS so you may see Unconcerned beg in technicolor.
http://digitalstrife.net/showthread.php?t=611
unconcerned: i have been thinking. I think I should be a reporter of Beaver's Blog.
unconcerned: Thanks Red. I do think a lot of things are ignored in favour of the interests of the current writers
unconcerned: Cass, I want to be a blog reporter...what do you think?
unconcerned: what people say to me in IM is not for the blog. What I see is events going by unnoticed because they prefer to report on their own bias.....great to see you pickles
unconcerned: Would I msake a great reporter?
unconcerned: now shouldn't I be a reporter?
unconcerned: Now get me in as a journalist
unconcerned: I want to be a journalist
unconcerned: now shouldn't I be a reporter?
unconcerned: Worm...I have a masters and I do write for my living.....now tell me again howe I qualify to write in Beavers Blog?
unconcerned: dooms I want to write for Beaver because I see 'real' stories getting ignored for rumour and friends
unconcerned: That is why I want to write there....I don't want to know who is screwing who...but for example, I find it interesting to know that one of their journalists and the champion of FC is running from a BH green jacket and FC's shadow
unconcerned: A BH green jacket went to FC and ganined a POP for the greatest BH Flamer ever and it remained unreported
Gee Unconcerned keep acting like fucking retard and I will do an article on a never was that now begs in shoutboxes. Have you no shame?
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Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Flynn--The newest member to Beavers Blog
Hey all it's the Diva of Destruction coming right at ya! I thought that since my flaming days are coming to a close, that I would take the role of a responsible journalist, okay I lied; you may omit "responsible" and "journalist". I thought that I would park my Park Avenue ass here and blog on about the finicky and convoluted ways of the flame world. I am happy to be a part of Beavers blog. I remember when I knew I was destined to be on the blog, the feeling hit me like a 19 pound frying pan. Oh well, enough about me, how about news regarding me?
I can be really honest now regarding the sites I normally frequent, though most of the time I am "honest" for those of you who really know me. Okay where do I start? How about if I start with my ala-mater.
**Brawl-Hall. You can love BH, hate BH, or just leave it. From the people i've talked to there is no in between regarding BH. I find that very interesting. I remember my leap into Brawl-Hall, a young minnow swimming against the current as I encountered people who seemed to be destined as legends in the flame world. Over a year later some of those then bright shining stars have burned out. It's a real shame because as a young poster, and rookie to BH you must learn very quickly or you'll be eaten by the many sharks at Brawl-Hall. Fortunately I had a guardian angel who said to trust no one.
Brawl-Hall, what can you really say? Yes there is talent there, but sometimes when the sun hits my Cartier watch the right way, perhaps there's too much of it sometimes at BH. Can it be that BH's "average" flamer is light years ahead of FC's best poster? Can it possibly be? Could it? Would it? Should it? BH's problem in general is that the reg ranks have turned into the Knights Templars before they were destroyed. The regs once a powerful group has now gone soft. To make things worse is the new addition of the "new regs". These "new regs" are the bane of Brawl-Hall, as they merrily skip around the hallways of Brawl-hall neither flaming nor producing any material worth feeding to pigs.
Brawl-Hall is a contradiction in terms. On one hand you have a pool of many talented posters, but because of that they're taken for granted that they will never leave or get fed up with the inside politics of the BH alumni and hierarchy, nothing is done to actually reward those loyal and creative posters. Though, I shouldn't worry about such things like that, for I'm sure if things ever get out of hand, and BH needs an infusion of new blood; Doomsday can always make another group: "The newer regs group 2".
Here is a list of my all time favorite BH posters. (Don't get mad if you're not on the list, Tee-hee!)
PNGrata
Johnny Kuntz
Dopeman
Semiferious
Mycroft
RedNeck
Pierce Coontz
Now that's an eclectic crew! Whew! I'm sure glad I didn't forget anyone!
Moving on. This next forum just plain sucks. I mean it. They come off like they're really something special and boasting being "hardcore", yet I still haven't figured out how in fact they are "hardcore". Perhaps they are "hardcore" in their biased voting, or maybe they are "hardcore" when it comes to getting stepped on by mostly everyone, hell Rant-Ravers won't even make an appearance because even they know when something is dead.
Yes people I'm talking about no other than FlameChamps.
**FlameChamps is a group of misfits who try and use the group thang as a defense. Being a former poster at FC, I saw first hand that most of the people who posted there were refugees from other forums that had kicked their ass all the way to China and back. The rest consisted of derelicts who just wanted a nice place to spam under the watchful eye of one Evil Bastard who is flametowns punching bag.
FC has tried to make itself like BarterTown from that interesting Mel Gibson movie, you know the one where the town is run by two different sides, and the people in the middle just don't give a shit anymore because it's cliche' as hell. Well, welcome to FC where on one side are the displaced TDT nitwits, and on the other side are the motley crew of textual losers. When FC's regs aren't hiding from people from BH, they can be seen galloping around trying to impress everyone with their "FC REG" bannars. That's like soo fucking cool dude! NOT! Hell i'm sure FC would reg a dead cat if it would draw them more than 11 posters at one time.
FlameChamps is crooked as fuck. The judging in matches is suspect, the spyware at FC is proven, and the little tiny Hispanic dweeb RudeDog is about the most retarded asshats you'll ever fucking meet. Speaking of asshats, if you decide to take a trip to FC, you definately have to meet Evil Bastard who'll never tell you his FC record and wil do almost anything save jump off a bridge to avoid that subject. Veronica Corningstone a TDT ape, who obviously is enamoured with Christina Applegate, photochopping dicks, asses and pussies. Yes, VC is quite the woman. Next we have Sloan a primate left over from the ice age who should have passed on with her plant eating herbivores, but somehow made it to the 20th century to cry out "I win, I made you run from Alpha's dry board"....Well duh? I think I'm not alone when I say this, but alpha's board makes looking at the cracks on the sidewalk more interesting. Lastly there's AW. If you get a chance start matching her post to post, she absolutely hates it. You can tell when she's really mad, she'll start bouncing around and claiming she's making you "meltdown", hoping to god you don't include words that have more than three letters in them.
Here are my favorite posters from FC:
Huge list wasn't it?
There are other flaming sites out there, but generally they are all the same though I will say that some are surpassing others, while others are dying from the inside out. Sometimes, I just think happy thoughts knowing that one day Brawl-hall will wake up and it'll be too late. Whereas it's already too fucking late for FC. Digital Strife is still at the crossroads, while SS is trying to rise up from the ashes. This is Flynn, take care of yourselves and love the ones closest to you.
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Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Flynn--Rant-Rave:Best of 2006 Awards?!
The supreme second class citizens of Rant-Rave, a board known for their shallow and whiny ways, have again posted up their best of 2006 awards; as voted by the RR members. Needless to say that most of those nominations for "awards" are self-serving pat on the backs by members for again being a third rate forum.
Take for example, "Member of the Year" nominations which are:
Strick94u
Trinity
Angelica
thekid65
Screamer
Borndragon
Gyger
Anitayoo
Onebulletleft
Emmy
WTF?! Half of these blithering nitwits haven't done a thing to contribute to RR, in fact even nominating Emmy for anything is like shooting bullets into your canoe on a winter day, in the middle of the lake, and forgetting to bring life preservers; while wearing a short sleeved shirt and spandex. If these stupid polls are any indication of how utterly pathetic Rant-Rave is, then it should tell you that the people who post at RR are about 17 pegs down past "pathetic".
Perhaps the funniest "poll" they have going on is the "Meanest Member" award. "Meanest Member"? Surely they're not talking in metaphorical terms of some small "prick", could they? In fact they're talking about a member soo very mean that they are feared far and wide on the net, and people give a wide berth when they see this member hopscotching along. Here are the nominations:
Gabs
Rant
Trinity
Borndragon
Loose_Cannon
Futurelight
Emmy
Gyger
Seagull
Violator
Again you must be fucking joking? Surely it's an early Aprils fools joke at our expense right? Dear god, I look at those names, and I don't think the "meanest", I think the most neurotic and passive agressive group I have ever seen on one forum. It's not surprising though, that the one person getting most of the tard votes is none other than Rant, you know the self-styled "flamer" who has gotten chased out of every forum with a stick, most recently the Wire Cutters. It's no surprise that this "jack of all trades" is the leader, as the asskissers come out in droves to show their support to someone soo inept in everything he does, that most of his votes must be construed as pity votes. I know what you are saying, "well rant could be the meanest member"....Sure he could when the moon turns to dust, and Brawl-Hall actually regs some quality people, and Flame Champs turns into a flame forum instead of a spam forum. If using your administration panel to bar people because they flamed the shit out of you is "mean", then that would mean Doomsday, and Lord Cheesetits should also be in the running.
It's a farce, and a big fat joke, nothing else. It's a way for members to pat each other on the back while, consoling each other after being kicked repeatedly in the gums by other forums. Rant-Rave may have their one or two quality posters but for the most part, it's a white trash haven of trailer royalty, hopped up on heroin. You can browse their forum, but all you'll see is the mediocre spam, jesus these dipshits can't even spam up their own board right! On occassion you might see emmy trying to steer the conversation her way, so she can talk about her kids, and post more pictures of them; while bitching that it wasn't her fault that her kids were photochopped to hell in a handbasket. Or you can see borndragon use the word "dink" for the 6,210th time.
Rant-Rave sucks balls and I would implore anyone who is thinking about being a member there to seriously consider your options which are: Joining Rant-Rave, or Watching a re-run of Three's Company, at least Mr. Roper always has something insightful and smart to say compared to RR's army of denizens who think talking about the newest plans for where a garbage landfill is interesting talk.
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Friday, January 05, 2007
Beaver - Time to disagree with H.C. Trouble
In my last article I was agreeing a lot with H.C. Trouble and now it's time to point out where we disagree. From the same thread he said this:
Quote H.C. Touble
BumSpud: If BH got one Spud post a month it should be content. Simply the best and what we all should be aiming for.
Now Bumspud and H.C. have been buddies ever since they came to BH so it's not surprising he said that but it is wrong. I've heard many say Bumspud is the best flamer in history but let me let you on a little secret here.
Bumspud is better than average at best. His BH reg buddies repeat this mantra like it is gospel. There is a tactic that some use because they know what it means to post everyday. If you contribute and post everyday you cannot help but become boring as time time goes by. There is only so much flame material you can use and only a few can post everyday and still keep their stuff fresh. It's a struggle but some have that talent. Bumspud never did.
If Bumspud posted everyday he would become boring very quickly and it is best for him to disappear and return for some short stints at BH and always seem to be fresh with new material. Anyone could do it if they had the mind to. Buzzsaw does the same thing and again people say how great a flamer he is. Hell I can't even think of one legendary encounter Bumspud had with another well known flamer. Maybe I'm wrong but none comes to mind.
Well I live by another measuring stick. Show me the flamers who posts everyday and still has game and I'll show you a great flamer. As far as great BH reg flamers you have to look at sum cun't Freud and Evil Blood. While they were active they posted everyday and never got old.
If I owned a forum I would want as many RedNecks Oranje, Flynn's, Poofer's, Pickles Red Nyerson, Zappa and koochs anyday over a once of month Bumspud poster. Flame Forums live and die by activity and at this moment these are the posters that keep BH afloat.
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Sunday, December 31, 2006
Beaver - My 2007 Predictions
Osama will have a massive meltdown and threaten to fight someone with his fists
Rudedog will drink lots of beer.
Nele will do the unthinkable and nic-switch
TDT will be dead as hell
FC will have a judge controversy after a flame match.
Ladr will mispell a word while posting
WAP will edit a post
Flynn will type "Tee Hee Hee" and the end of some of her posts
Bonesaw will bash AZ
AZ will bash Bonesaw
Bonesaw will lie
AZ will tell the truth
The new f4$ will be a big flop because they ignored expert advise
Oranje and Danger will get married but divorce very quicly afterward when Oranje finds out it is very cold in Alaska
Red Neck will be regged at BH
Zappa will be regged at BH
Toefacter will win a title and regged at FC
poofer will win a another title
pickles will win a title
sum cun't BH nic will become the top poster at BH and stay that way for a long time to come.
LoCo will lose his BH championship, his dignity and his regship then he will disappear forever.
Doomsday will be forced into a mental hospital after he puts Jewels in an Administration spot.
Freud will go back to the Freud nic
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Tuesday, January 10, 2006
AZ...Finally a compliment for FC
At least FC isn't following in the footsteps of Bawl's Abortion - the World Flaming Championship, which has slowed to a crawl and has merely 560 posts smeared like feces over 29 pages.
No, they've taken the "minimalist" tack in their latest series of matches.
Or you might say, "ain't jackshit happening."
Of the 5 matches, now finishing day 2, 3 are on life-support, one is a horrible embarassment to someone, and one nobody gives a fuck about.
Let's start with the Horrible Embrassment - WAP vs. Swedess: The "lowly" Swedess is absolutely hammering the Wise and Powerful. WAP somehow worked his way up into leadership roles at FT I believe, but this Scandinavian Gash is mercilessly flogging him, proving him to be a paper tiger. Limp back to FT, WAP, where yer sure to be #1 - cuz nofuckingbody posts there.
Nobody Gives a Fuck - Vitriol vs. Omnia: 2 non-entities in a non-event.
Life Support #1 - Sincere Bitchslap vs. DoubleDee - SB is a no show...maybe cuz TIVO is so fucking busy it’s taking up all his time? Even if he never shows up, DoubleDee could still lose this one somehow.
Life Support #2 - Flynn vs. Evil Bastard - EB may be the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the flameworld. Barely literate, and I’m sure a Compulsive Drooler, EB appears to be scared shitless of Flynn. No matter how this turns out, a Pussy will win.
Life Support #3 - BRAIN vs. Bra1n - This was supposed to be the culmination of their online spat, but it appears that Bra1n has indeed taken a powder like he said he would. An FC charade, or has Rudebitch let another decent flamer get alienated?
Tell you what Rudebitch...declare Swedess the winner, call all five matches off, and have everyone dogpile onto Bawl’s Abortion.
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Friday, October 20, 2006
Oranje - Romany-Rave.com's demise...
Like vultures circling over carrion, the various factions of Flametown are delighting in the demise of the apparent whipping boys of the Internet. New refugees will surely be unleashed across a variety of various sites looking for a new home, and their reception will vary by site. The refugee site FC sure could use the traffic and are offering food stamps to any RR ‘tard that makes the migration.
But what lead to this inevitable demise? What really happened?
Fortunately I have inside informants from the site who have been in touch with me for a few months now and I will set the record straight. Let’s call them by their secret names, Shamu and Double Handjob. But first let’s review the events that lead up to this entire episode.
TDM wannabe Neomonk was the first BH’er to arrive on RR’s shores and in fairness, he made an impression there, whether it was boring them to tears through his tedious posts that can be best described as laborious to read if one is feeling generous after a four cocktail lunch, or he actually managed to flame someone in his one boy raid, is inconsequential.
A few RR members did register at BH and there was some light banter between the sites.
But it was not until the arrival of myself and Rotwang that things REALLY started to heat up. In fact up until its dying day the threads that were started upon our arrival were still active and they can be counted among the busiest and most read threads on the lamentable waste of bandwidth erroneously trying to pass itself off as a “Rant” or “Flame” forum.
Now immediately after our arrival my pal Doubledee was heavily involved as was Flynn and eventually LoCo. It was this group of five that did the most damage to RR over the course of 2006, but my esteemed pal Rotwang and I can conclusively claim to have napalmed them the best and caused them to foam at the mouth like rabid dogs in the desert heat of various ruins of Kirkuk and Tikrit. Despite the hysterical clamourings of the leader of the comedic Invaders group, The Hysterical Duchess, even today claiming to have had something to do with their downfall, history indicates otherwise.
In fact, such was the nuclear damage that Rotwang and I caused together with Evil Blood with the whole Amanda and Captain episodes, that BH became inundated with low quality spammers and Flamer’s Hall was cursed with their heinously ridiculous posturing for months. Idiots like debauch and Borndragon were so outraged by the mindfucking their forum had received that they literally saw a red mist in our fine and highly reputed company.
Then the birth of the Legion was built upon the raping and pillaging of the forum and it being knocked offline for a few weeks when my compadre and RL pal Evil Blood lead HC, and Mini-Me in for a margin raping spam raid which culminated in the server eventually being brought to its knees. Oh yeah, and Hysterical Duchess DID register as Pink Pony but then the weekend came and he was no longer able to help with the spam attack nor was he able to post in Invaders that nothing was going to happen for a few weeks again, as per the norm.
Now homeless, the foolish refugees of RR descended upon BH and wanted to exact revenge. Insurgent foolishly agreed to a callout with Evil Blood and was skinned alive. The callout itself was simply a formality, debauch couldn’t have beat Evil Bastard in a callout, let alone a forum legend.
I then had the pleasure of beating RR owner Rant/Shawn in a callout, followed by the Kid65 and then trolled Borndragon into believing he was in a callout against Daspinday when he agreed to battle my regged nicswitch, DDOS. A trifecta of easy wins and some hilarious posts including the Google Earth photo of Rant’s house. For the record, the address and all his info was included on the site, as were all the photos and were on public domain, despite certain bean eating admins of a quickly failing site claming otherwise.
Funny enough, the house was soon to be home of a new server that was purchased to bring RR back online, and given the severe financial troubles that Rant and his wife had, this was an ill advised folly by a couple of spendthrifts that were leveraged up to their tits already.
Their parent company filed for Chapter 11 and was never to be seen or heard of again. The North Texas and Oklahoma property market is apparently a dangerous gamble, or they were just incompetently equipped to deal with an otherwise prosperous Yank property market. I shall leave that judgment to you good readers.
But both Shamu and Double Handjob have told me that the repo man was knocking on the door of Casa Rant with a court order, and not only was the ill advised new server seized, but they also lost their 4 poster bed, Mrs. Rant’s wedding ring and engagement ring and both their 1993 Chevrolet Beretta and the 2003 Hyundai Santa Fe that was leased in Rant’s name.
The disappearance of RR and the seizure of its server is a double edged sword. Most certainly it will eventually be forgotten and not brought to mind any more than the skidmarks in Porky’s unlaundered cheap Chinese made panties, however their membership will now be exported full time among the various forums of Flametown like tribes of unwelcome Romany. Still, at least with the Hysterical Duchess still a fixture at BH all the Romany RR wankers will have someone to make them look good.
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Thursday, September 28, 2006
IYE - World Flaming Championship
World Flaming Championship
Now underway at Brawl Hall
Do you have what it takes to fight your way to the top and claim the WFC Title? Of course not, but stop in and sign up anyway. There is a world class First Aid station convenient to the competition ready to sooth your bruised ego, an expert Burn Unit standing by to put out the flames when your ass gets burned to a crisp, an experienced Cut Man in every corner to bleed the swelling around your beaten shut eyes; and of course there are complimentary baskets available transporting your ass home after it has been handed to you.
To enter your bad self in the WFC, simply head over to the Thunderdome and drop a post in the WFC Qualifying Thread, flaming anyone and everyone. If you somehow manage to survive the week of free for all flaming, you may move on to the Semi-Finals. Prove that you have what it takes by winning the Semi-Finals, and you will have an opportunity to face me (IYE) for the WFC Title. What are you waiting for?
The WFC Qualifying Roster so far:
Lou-Cid Thoughts
Wino
MrChromeJuice
Flynn
StarvinMarvin
Austin 3:16
Mr NiceGuy
HELLDEMON232
Kooch
Mr. Pickles
Dopeman
ThePoofer
Rubix112
Pierce Coontz
You could be next! Okay probably not, but there is still time to enter and bust a few heads; so click on the link and flame like your daddy did...before he laid your mom on a bet from his gay butt buddies and got stuck paying the bills for your dumb ass through the best years of his life.
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Wednesday, September 27, 2006
sc`T - Legion Forces Bawl-Bawl's Hand - Fresh Round Of Admin Panel Flaming Ensues
Legion's status as Alpha Shitstirrers gained another boost today when it was discovered animated avatar uploads were now forbidden for known legion accounts Brawl Hall. Early reports definitively paint the newly removed permission as a kneejerk reaction against the proliferation of Legion avatars at Bawl-Bawl which were causing no small annoyance among the rank and file.
Following the revelation, a fresh round of sticky administrative fingers were to be seen poking through Legion accounts as avatar after avatar were rendered static without so much as a by-your-leave to the account holders. Interestingly enough, other Bawl-Bawl members animated gifs remained animated depending on their site affiliation. One would assume Doomsday realised the herculean task of replacing ALL the avatars of his members before he got to... say LoCo for instance. Or maybe those members avatars just weren't plain annoying enough, who can tell?
Stranger still, only accounts known to be actively operated by Legion members appear to have been affected. Well, Vernon The Vendor initially slipped through the cracks but he's a likable enough lad who distributes ice cream, so maybe an exception has been made in his case. Or maybe like LoCo the administration just hasn't gotten around to getting their fingers dirty in their account. Or maybe theres some other excuse the patented bawl-bawl damage control machine has yet to crank out.
One thing you can be sure of, not even Nele Gambino, Flynn or a host of other names known for their practice of donning the Bawl-Bawl flaming logo has ever managed to so annoy the fragile egoes of the regs, much less their admin. Well Done Legion!!!
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Sunday, September 03, 2006
Beaver - The Ladr Tapes?
Over at BH Ladr and Jewels have been going at each other hot and heavy about something that was posted in one of the comment sections here. Ladr started it off with this post:
Quote: Ladr
i know I'm just a bitch and all that, afraid of my own shadow and getting kicked and all that shit.Just wondering if you can back up all the claims you made about someone trying to ruin this board...besides you of course.post the proof.link please.Do it or just shut the fuck up.NOTE: LADR WILL NOT REPLY TO THE SOUSE HEAD TILL SHE CAN BACK UP HER CLAIMS WITHOUT MENTIONING THE OWNER OF THE BOARD.
Quote: Jewels
Ladr, you're acting like a bitch, so I called you on it. Why don't you ask Dooms to move the thread where, in the last 30 minutes, you have gotten owned by me about six different ways, out here to FH, instead of keeping it locked behind closed doors where you can act like a bitch and throw all the tantrums you want and no one will ever know?
Quote: Ladr
Hell..I'm a post-deleting global mod...guess I can move that thread into this one myself.
Quote: Doomsday
Go for it.
According to Beavers Blog the only reason Flynn was allowed into the Cafe for a few hours was so that she could repost that thread.
So what is this thread about? Will it be moved out in the public? What has Flyn got to do with it? And just what the hell are they talking about anyway?
Admin at 7:39 PM
46 comments:
Anonymous9:55 PM
You would know if Ladr had moved the thread like he said.
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Jewels10:27 PM
"about something that was posted in one of the comment sections here"
It had nothing to do with anything posted in your blog, Beave.
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Anonymous11:57 PM
^^^^^
oink oink oink, oinky oink, oink!
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Anonymous2:49 AM
wow. original and creative.
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Anonymous3:06 AM
So what is this thread about? Will it be moved out in the public? What has Flyn got to do with it? And just what the hell are they talking about anyway?
What the fuck is this, History's Mysteries? You're the reporter, Beav, you find the fuck out and tell us.
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Beaver Cleaver4:07 AM
What the fuck is this, History's Mysteries? You're the reporter, Beav, you find the fuck out and tell us. Hey...I don't give a damn whats in that thread. I was just hyping the thing so you'd read this article.
Hell I don't think it would take much to figure it out anyway.
Jewels thinks EB told the Legion to leave BH. She ragged on EB in the SSRR. Ladr didn't like what Jewels said about Evil Blood. Ladr being very good friends with EB edited and unribboned some of Jewels stuff. Ladr got called on it by Jewels. Ladr had to admit he did it.
Now whats different with that and what goes on at BH everyday in the open?
They might as well keep it in the SSRR since the regs need something to point to that they think makes them better than everyone else. Afterall there isn't much left for them.
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Anonymous6:42 AM
People used to get noticed on Talent. Now the boards are quite often filled with people yelling 'look at me...don't ya want to know about mee? I am in a secret room!' No I fuckin don't. I dont give a shit about the ssrr when it all consists of who took my ribbon/cuppa tea/e-virginity/cybered with Jewels or Caliope last.
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Anonymous7:07 AM
People used to get noticed on Talent. Now the boards are quite often filled with people yelling 'look at me...don't ya want to know about mee? I am in a secret room!' No I fuckin don't. I dont give a shit about the ssrr when it all consists of who took my ribbon/cuppa tea/e-virginity/cybered with Jewels or Caliope last.
Someone ribbon this post so Piggy Wiggy Oinker can spazz out about it.
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Anonymous8:10 AM
Jewels attacked EB after he announced he was leaving Brawl Hall yet again....then claimed she had made him leave.
He replyed with an IM transctript that made her look like a joke, Doomsday removed it because he is friendly with jewels and claimed he had broken the RL info limitations he had placed, after Jewels had got worried over What OJ might revel during there callout.
Jewels Claimed EB was trying to backstab BH and that she had retired EB, despite the fact he had announced he was leaving prior to her attacking him.
Ladr demanded she post prooof of her claims that Evil Blood planning to damage BH, but she couldn't because it's allegedly in the Legion hidden forum.
Jewels claims many people have PM'd her in support, and Doomsday has a history of erratic female sidekicks.
;)
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Anonymous11:01 AM
"Doomsday has a history of erratic female sidekicks."
Really? Who?
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ladr12:14 PM
No Beaver, I did not edit her post. Yes I unribboned the shit and demanded that she provide proof on something she posted. being that i rarely touch my panel, I made a honest mistake and deleted the post unknowingly. the post was easy to find as I was already putting it back in the thread. jewels is a no skills suck up that was dragged in two forums for not backing her shit up.
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Jewels2:15 PM
Ladr - you didn't "accidentaly" try to delete my post.
The award/unaward link is right there on each individual post. All you have to do is click it and move on. To delete my post, as you attempted to do, you had to actually GO INTO your mod panel and manually move it.
You tried to delete a post against your friend and you bullshited and lied when you got caught.
Not to mention that the post you unawarded was originally awarded by the owner of the website, and instead of asking around if you could reverse SOMEONE ELSE'S decision you went ahead and did it, claiming that you had a problem flaming in the regs room even though there are probably at LEAST 30 other awarded flames in there, and you have NEVER ONCE voiced ANY problem with any single flame other than mine.
Bitch.
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Anonymous4:52 PM
Jewels can do anything she wants because she's fucking Doomsday, but she has no talent.
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Anonymous5:12 PM
Jewels and Flynn are both decent trolls who can handle the scuffles coming their way decently enough. The difference is that while Flynn knows this and works it for effect, the unfortunate Jewels has trolled herself into thinking she is a competent flamer.
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Anonymous6:42 PM
Flynn is awful. Worse than Jewels. At least people notice Jewels, for good or bad. Flynn had to lie about not being able to PM in order for people to notice she quit the regs.
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Anonymous11:28 PM
FFS, quite talking about those attention whores already. Can they flame? No. Can they troll? No. They exist for the sole purpose of having people mention their names, and here are the stupid little people of the flame scene feeding the beasts. Morons.
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Anonymous2:21 PM
Not newsworthy IMO.
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Flynn6:25 PM
Oh now I'm lying? LMFAO! You simple fucks, you can't PM when you're pinked you dipshit.
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Flynn6:26 PM
Flynn is awful. Worse than Jewels. At least people notice Jewels, for good or bad. Flynn had to lie about not being able to PM in order for people to notice she quit the regs.
^^^Thanks Jewels.
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Flynn6:31 PM
One of the reasons I resigned from the "Regs" is the fact that they have turned into squabbling babies and have let ANYONE in.
Here's how my "regging" really went, Dooms has disabled my PM function so I can't get those pms back, so I had them printed out the same day.
Quote Flynn:
Dooms is it true that former legion members can re-join? If so, I'd like to be a legion member, so I can wear the legion logo to piss people off.
Quote Doomsday:
Thats not true at all Flynn. But I've talked it over with the rest of the administrators and we've decided to make you a reg based on the fact you're a hell of a lot better than most of the people we've given the title to in the past.
Quote Flynn:
Let me check to check if pigs are flying.
Quote Doomsday:
I'll make the changes in a couple of hours, and a subforum called the cafe will open up.
As you can see at no time did I ever accept the invite, it was already made for me. The only thing I did agree on was the rules pertaining to the code of conduct in the Cafe.
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Jewels8:49 PM
^^^Thanks Jewels.
Right. Because you suck and someone can see it, all of a sudden it MUST be me? Please. You're pathetic.
Oh now I'm lying? LMFAO! You simple fucks, you can't PM when you're pinked you dipshit.
That's completely true, but you were lying about not being able to read PM's BEFORE you were pinked. It was your ignorance, stupidity, and lying that made Dooms decide to pink you.
You could have kept your mouth shut and you would still be green, but instead, just like SSS said, you didn't know how to shut your yap. You had to spam up the forum with a load of lies and crap that you've already posted a million times before.
Because you chose to spam like a bitch, you got TREATED like a spamming bitch. Go cry about it a little more. Maybe start another thread
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Anonymous10:48 PM
yeah flynn, sure you printed it out. LMAOOOOOOOOOO!! what a phony. tee-hee!
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Anonymous12:16 PM
LOL!! Jewels is flaming people over lying. The worst one on the boards, and she's pointing finger at others.
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Flynn1:14 PM
Oh Jewels, now that you've finally begged and begged, and Dooms relented because he didn't want you clogging up his pm box with your mooing, you think you actually post "original" and "witty" material? Now that's a laugh and a half.
You even have people within your own ranks who can't stand you, even knowing this, you Jewels continue to twirl around as though as you've contributed something to BH instead of your barnyard smell that eminate from your posts.
Again Jewels, the difference between you and I is the fact I can stand on my own two feet and kick your ass, as well as your brethren. Incidently Jewels you've lied since day one at BH, what or whom haven't you lied about cunt. I'm still waiting for proof about posting all of the Legions stupid forum messages out in public. Oh another lie from Jewels.
I don't need to "lie" about not being able to send PM's before I was pinked, Doomsday did that so I couldn't send anyone our correspondance, if Doomsday knew any better he'd have already known that UNLIKE you Jewels, I don't post PI nor PM's. Then again Jewels you swag, that's about the only way you can survive at BH.
CiAo!
P.S.- Jewels I do love how you now avoid me, what's wrong, you shell shocked? Tee-hee!
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Anonymous2:27 PM
Jewels go take up flynn's thunderdome challenge.
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Anonymous7:19 PM
Flynn's stips make it perfectly clear who she is afraid to face in full combat.
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Anonymous9:29 PM
"if Doomsday knew any better he'd have already known that UNLIKE you Jewels, I don't post PI nor PM's."
No, you just quote them in Beaver's blog.
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Flynn2:38 PM
^^^ What's wrong? Afraid the truth IS coming out?
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Anonymous6:25 PM
Flinny, darling, please do allow me to explain something.
The only people who matter at BH are the regs.
And the regs already know the truth and how pathetically you are trying to bullshit your way out of it.
Do be a dear and mop up your tears on your way out, alrighty?
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Anonymous9:23 PM
Flynn truly IS a flame Diva. She has never sunbmitted to BH pressure to conform and is the first person EVER to be sponsored to flame! Instead of hating Flynn for her talent, the flame world should thank her for elevating flaming to an art form.
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Anonymous10:06 PM
^^^ Hi Flynn.
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Beaver Cleaver2:50 AM
and is the first person EVER to be sponsored to flame!
Flynn are you claiming someone pays you to flame? Thats total Bull Shit. Where do you come up with this crap?
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Anonymous8:14 AM
Crimson King is a cornholed gimp.
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Anonymous12:29 PM
Duh.
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Flynn1:27 PM
Beaver said:
Flynn are you claiming someone pays you to flame? Thats total Bull Shit. Where do you come up with this crap?
Don't be mad, for I know you have trouble spelling the simple words, it's only life.
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Anonymous4:31 PM
haha, flynn pwns peaver. I smell a blog coming...
Xtra Xtra Bleed all about it!
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Beaver Cleaver5:20 PM
Don't be mad, for I know you have trouble spelling the simple words,
Avoidance noted
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Flynn1:45 PM
Great comeback, NOT!
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Anonymous3:49 PM
How is it that Flynn manages to make everything about her?
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Anonymous3:50 PM
well, about him, I mean.
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Flynn6:39 PM
Hi Jewels.
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Jewels8:56 PM
Hi Flynn.
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Flynn4:13 PM
Hi Jewels
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Flynn12:22 AM
Hi ME!!
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Jewels1:45 PM
I am the new attention whore.
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Anonymous11:18 PM
^^ hi Flynn
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Saturday, February 11, 2006
AZ....Where has all the drama gone?
You know, The Beave and I bust our asses searching for newsworthy events in the world of flame. And I must say, you sonsofbitches aren't much help lately. Where the fuck has all the drama gone in flaming?
Used to be, you never knew what kind of crazy shit was going to jump off on the flame boards. I don't know if all the True Crazies have just gotten old and their arthritis meds have toned down their behavior, or if we've just been flooded with dull, vanilla fuckwits. But I do remember some of the Big Scandals:
In another article, I mentioned Lardy Ice's famous porn shots that she sent to ST when she was trying to cheat on her old man and arrange a Mrs. Robinson styke hook-up with the pimply faced kid at a motel. Now the fucking pics themselves were almost slapstick in their awfulness. Here's some porky Ohio MIWLF (Mothers I Wouldn't Like to Fuck) all trussed up in Walmart red sleaze undies, lolling on shit-smeared sheets. Now THAT'S some goddamn drama!
Not many of you will remember, although the folk tales still persist, about TDM's famed Transatlantic Death Threats. I was there, and it was one funny motherfucker. An MSN chat slug named Camp Hell goaded Johnboy into a legendary RL meltdown of epic proportions. TDM was so fucking twisted over Camp Hell's comments that he actually called the bastard up, got his answering machine, and then - in probably the dumbest motherfucking move in flame history - proceeded to screech death threats at Camp for six days straight. Camp forwarded the sound byte to Rabbi Mitchelle Cumstain who proceeded to post the byte on the web. I nearly pissed my pants listening to Johnboy freak out like a falsetto Screaming Lord Sutch, calling Camp "maggot" among other choice adjectives, and threatening to fly to Canada and snuff the prick.
Now just where in the fuck is all that drama today? The flame world desperately needs more high strung crazy, irrational bastards to do a "Jerry Springer" and get us laughing again.
Being an inventive journalist, I have a few suggestions:
1 - Flynn and Sinister should shack up and make a Paris Hilton type dick sucking video that "accidentlly" leaks out. This would finally give them some merit in the flame community.
2 - Some paparazzi shots of Lil Dukie in the OCD Ward of the local cracker factory, touching the Unspeakable Regions of his Beaver Cleaver voodoo doll and muttering Druid curses
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3 - Release of the Marriage Certifcate of Dumbday and Flu, along with glossies of the honeymoon.
It’s about time you lazy shitheads get around to fucking up and showing the world what sad bastards flamers are
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Is Flynn on the diesel rags?
Your podcast once again sucks Caskur clit. Dude, seriously? You sound like one of those metro-sexual nerds, trying so sound all emo; while having an Avocado up your ass.
Try again non-Howard Stern.
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Heh.
2006. I think Flynn is feeling old. Pushing 40 will do that.
Ohhh the pain.
Hey, if it'll make you feel better Freud's pushing 50. Baha
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Nowhere near 50...
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Nowhere nea3r 50...
Yeah, right. JS is 55. He said you weren't far behind. That's pushing 50-
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Yeah, right. JS is 55. He said you weren't far behind. That's pushing 50-
You're both wrong.
I'm old enough to fuck your wife and young enough to fuck your daughter....
If you had either instead of Grindr hook ups...
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You're both wrong.
I'm old enough to fuck your wife and young enough to fuck your daughter....
If you had either instead of Grindr hook ups...
Grind deez nuts, and not in the Rotwang sense. I don't need Grindr. I bet you're old enough to have used dating by mail.
Freud prolly answered personals. Lol
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2006. I think Flynn is feeling old. Pushing 40 will do that.
Let's see I was 21 in 2006. You do the math. Feel free to use other peoples dicks if you need help counting.
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Let's see I was 21 in 2006. You do the math. Feel free to use other peoples dicks if you need help counting.
That's pushing 40 considering it is doubtful you were 21 in '06. No matter, the point has been made.
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That's pushing 40 considering it is doubtful you were 21 in '06. No matter, the point has been made.
EVERYONE KNOWS I was 21 at the time. Like it matters if some dick licking, clingon doesn't believe me.
How old are yUo prune nuts?
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EVERYONE KNOWS I was 21 at the time. Like it matters if some dick licking, clingon doesn't believe me.
How old are yUo prune nuts?
Everyone knows lots of things. Like how you used to share your account.
21 in 2006 is believable based on the pictures I saw in 2010 where I'd of said you were 25. Which means you're pushing 40 next year. Time sure does fly-
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I saw a picture of an "older" Flynn...sitting in a truck at Flame Champs...
Flynn is definitely 50+ now.
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Everyone knows lots of things. Like how you used to share your account.
So yUo actually don't have any proof?...that's what I thought. As yUo were never in the "know", how does this concern yUo?
21 in 2006 is believable based on the pictures I saw in 2010 where I'd of said you were 25. Which means you're pushing 40 next year. Time sure does fly-
Says the guy who still has not revealed his age. Yeah, okay.
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I saw a picture of an "older" Flynn...sitting in a truck at Flame Champs...
Flynn is definitely 50+ now.
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Hey Caskur, watch out, some Aborigine is trying to blow your straw house down.
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I saw a picture of an "older" Flynn...sitting in a truck at Flame Champs...
Flynn is definitely 50+ now.
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Older?
Was it a lifted a truck with huge tires and covered in mud? I might have seen that one too.
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So yUo actually don't have any proof?...that's what I thought. As yUo were never in the "know", how does this concern yUo?
Says the guy who still has not revealed his age. Yeah, okay.
Proof? No. No hard proof. EB told me that along with Serafina, and it's believable. Especially with all your personality changes in that match at BH.
My age? Older than most here. I'm fully comfortable with it.
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Proof? No. No hard proof. EB told me that along with Serafina, and it's believable. Especially with all your personality changes in that match at BH.
First off, you're fucking lying. Evil Blood NEVER knew yUo OR even mentioned yuO in passing. I remember a thread where yuO started masterbating as soon as he came into the forums. YUo might have tried to e-fellate EB, but I do remember the ONE time he answered a BEnzo post; he called yuO a: "Spineless ankle biter looking for validation.", then he proceeded to tell yuO to fuck off.
Serafina? LMFAO! Oh, the Serafina who had to plagiarize her posts, just to keep the flame match with me competitive? Again, ANOTHER bold-faced lie.
It was my post, the "Secret of F.L.Y.N.N." that I POSTED, is where yUo think yuO have a fucking clue...Hey dickhead, it's been ME the whole fucking time. Can yUo say "10 year troll"? If yuO were so very "tight" with one Evil Blood, then yUo might remember him posting about a "10 year troll"? No, of course yuO don't, because you're a lying simp; who also claims to have run off Bonesaw.
In regards to "personality changes", do yuO have a fucking degree in Psychology? No? Then who the fuck are yUo to talk? If I wanted to be as fucking stupid as yuO, i'd claim yUo were Johnny Storm and that yUo have, "personality changes", when you start sucking dick.
My age? Older than most here. I'm fully comfortable with it.
Which is why yUo still haven't let anyone know. Yet, yUo claim to know my age, but are shy about revealing yours? Yet, it seems to be such a sticking point for yuo.
You NEVER knew Evil Blood.
You Never ran Bonesaw off.
You were a nobody at BH.
You AND Serafina tried to ride my Gucci coat-tails.
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First off, you're fucking lying. Evil Blood NEVER knew yUo OR even mentioned yuO in passing. I remember a thread where yuO started masterbating as soon as he came into the forums. YUo might have tried to e-fellate EB, but I do remember the ONE time he answered a BEnzo post; he called yuO a: "Spineless ankle biter looking for validation.", then he proceeded to tell yuO to fuck off.
Serafina? LMFAO! Oh, the Serafina who had to plagiarize her posts, just to keep the flame match with me competitive? Again, ANOTHER bold-faced lie.
It was my post, the "Secret of F.L.Y.N.N." that I POSTED, is where yUo think yuO have a fucking clue...Hey dickhead, it's been ME the whole fucking time. Can yUo say "10 year troll"? If yuO were so very "tight" with one Evil Blood, then yUo might remember him posting about a "10 year troll"? No, of course yuO don't, because you're a lying simp; who also claims to have run off Bonesaw.
In regards to "personality changes", do yuO have a fucking degree in Psychology? No? Then who the fuck are yUo to talk? If I wanted to be as fucking stupid as yuO, i'd claim yUo were Johnny Storm and that yUo have, "personality changes", when you start sucking dick.
Which is why yUo still haven't let anyone know. Yet, yUo claim to know my age, but are shy about revealing yours? Yet, it seems to be such a sticking point for yuo.
You NEVER knew Evil Blood.
You Never ran Bonesaw off.
You were a nobody at BH.
You AND Serafina tried to ride my Gucci coat-tails.
So you're a fan of EB yeah?
So what do think of him writing my real name, along with my real address and real phone numbers on a porn site ie Brawl Hall?
Shut-up and sit down freak.... your shit stained forked tongue is waving in the wind... Don't you worry about EB not knowing BEnzo, Rotwang says he doesn't know you. That's the sort of impact you have on people.
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So you're a fan of EB yeah?
I never said, "I was a fan". I know him. That's all.
So what do think of him writing my real name, along with my real address and real phone numbers on a porn site ie Brawl Hall?
Lets call it just desserts, for all the P.I.I. yuO outted and never got caught. I think yuO shouldn't be throwing stones, when yUo live in a glass house, without a door; thats been already been burglarized.
Shut-up and sit down freak.... your shit stained forked tongue is waving in the wind... Don't you worry about EB not knowing BEnzo, Rotwang says he doesn't know you. That's the sort of impact you have on people.
Sure Caskur. Cry wolf like Freud, some more. It's quite entertaining.
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Lets call it just desserts, for all the P.I.I. yuO outted and never got caught.
Listen up you skullfucked loser. I have never used people's PI.
You keep claiming it you dense cunt but nothing could be further from the truth...
die in a fire already!~
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Listen up you skullfucked loser. I have never used people's PI.
You keep claiming it you dense cunt but nothing could be further from the truth...
die in a fire already!~
Really? Did yUo not chop a head onto someones child? Did yuO and Alpha Nova not run around trying to get V-Agents personal info? Did yUo not post EBs first name on a "flame" forum?
See, Caskur, myself and the rest of the "crew" know yUo. These other clowns might not.
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Really? Did yUo not chop a head onto someones child? Did yuO and Alpha Nova not run around trying to get V-Agents personal info? Did yUo not post EBs first name on a "flame" forum?
See, Caskur, myself and the rest of the "crew" know yUo. These other clowns might not.
To your dumb question about V-Agent... the answer is no...
Christian names like Suicide Howie is NOT PI, you fucknut… If ever I ran into Suicide Howie, I'd karate chop that fat loser in the windpipe and drop him like a bag of shit... You can take that promise to the bank.
I like how you are trying to digress from Rotwang not knowing who you are.....lol
Obviously you never made an impression on him. :fart:
Rotwang thinks you're an idiot...
Is he wrong?
I think you're stuck on stupid
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To your dumb question about V-Agent... the answer is no...
Christian names like Suicide Howie is NOT PI, you fucknut… If ever I ran into Suicide Howie
Thanks for admitting yuO outted EBs first name. Oh, and your excuse to right your wrong; holds no weight whatsoever.
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Suicide Howard Evil Blood who lives off a woman with a disabled daughter... Your hero... :crampe:
They bought a property out in the sticks of Queensland then cleared the land like the criminal land fucking vandals they are....
I wished that Suicide Howie who is half fucking Greek and half fucking Russian would fuck off and get out of Australia, very much like how most Americans wished the Flynns of this world dirt naps.
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Suicide Howard Evil Blood who lives off a woman with a disabled daughter... Your hero... :crampe:
So more P.I.I. about Cassandra Curse' daughter? As well as Evil Bloods first name?
By the way "Howie" or "Howard" is P.I.I.
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So more P.I.I. about Cassandra Curse' daughter? As well as Evil Bloods first name?
By the way "Howie" or "Howard" is P.I.I.
Your opinion isn't worth shit.... Take it to the courts... see how far you get perpetual dizmo.
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Your opinion isn't worth shit.... Take it to the courts... see how far you get perpetual dizmo.
So, yeah. You're a P.I.I. hound. At least yUo admit it.
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First off, you're fucking lying. Evil Blood NEVER knew yUo OR even mentioned yuO in passing. I remember a thread where yuO started masterbating as soon as he came into the forums. YUo might have tried to e-fellate EB, but I do remember the ONE time he answered a BEnzo post; he called yuO a: "Spineless ankle biter looking for validation.", then he proceeded to tell yuO to fuck off.
Serafina? LMFAO! Oh, the Serafina who had to plagiarize her posts, just to keep the flame match with me competitive? Again, ANOTHER bold-faced lie.
It was my post, the "Secret of F.L.Y.N.N." that I POSTED, is where yUo think yuO have a fucking clue...Hey dickhead, it's been ME the whole fucking time. Can yUo say "10 year troll"? If yuO were so very "tight" with one Evil Blood, then yUo might remember him posting about a "10 year troll"? No, of course yuO don't, because you're a lying simp; who also claims to have run off Bonesaw.
In regards to "personality changes", do yuO have a fucking degree in Psychology? No? Then who the fuck are yUo to talk? If I wanted to be as fucking stupid as yuO, i'd claim yUo were Johnny Storm and that yUo have, "personality changes", when you start sucking dick.
Which is why yUo still haven't let anyone know. Yet, yUo claim to know my age, but are shy about revealing yours? Yet, it seems to be such a sticking point for yuo.
You NEVER knew Evil Blood.
You Never ran Bonesaw off.
You were a nobody at BH.
You AND Serafina tried to ride my Gucci coat-tails.
I stopped after the first sentence. Of course he knew. No one doubted 'Five Guy Flynn' when I threw it out there. One was that flaming faggot V-Agent, and another was Megpoid gummi, and he told Serafina he was logging in and would strike up a conversation with EB about phones. Which he did.
You see, my slightly emaciated darling, Serafina was very generous with the tit shots.
YoU, were not. Wise as that may have been, and nobody missed anything, believe me, it didn't win you many supporters. Except for Vag-Agent. Which is strange.
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I’ll ban anyone who posts serafinas tit shots. Don’t do that shit to my forum
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I’ll ban anyone who posts serafinas tit shots. Don’t do that shit to my forum
bestiality is certainly against the TOS
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bestiality is certainly against the TOS
That wasn't the case then.
CW or caskur or somebody can verify non-publicly someplace else I'm sure-
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Listen up you skullfucked loser. I have never used people's PI.
You keep claiming it you dense cunt but nothing could be further from the truth...
die in a fire already!~
You posted a child photoshopped into a sexual scenario. So you HAVE used PI -AND-
....drum roll, please.....
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Engaged in child pornography...