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Title: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 14, 2019, 10:09:31 PM
...and I resent being placed on a pedestal and worshipped by women across the board (s)...

I am but a humble and introspective forum Adonis who moistens the e-panties of our resident females by merely whispering truths in their textual ears.

I blame Flea for perpetuating my grande lore to a new crop of cumin snorting Bernie Sanders wanking granny panties wearing cyber thrush hags.  >:(
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: The Queen Bee on April 14, 2019, 11:05:02 PM
It’s your animal magnetism, dude
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 14, 2019, 11:13:19 PM
If you look like a young Nicolas Cage, you're an ugly fuck. Huge fucking ears and nose. Goofy as all hell.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 15, 2019, 12:09:22 AM
If you look like a young Nicolas Cage, you're an ugly fuck. Huge fucking ears and nose. Goofy as all hell.

Yes! That! Huge long ears and a massive snozzer.

...and I sprinkle the dried and desiccated remains of my blockheaded latina victims on nacho platters for extra flavour.

Very hideous inside and out. Would not recommend. 1/10. Will not return. The welcome mat smelled like fish factory.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 15, 2019, 12:18:41 AM
Yes! That! Huge long ears and a massive snozzer.

...and I sprinkle the dried and desiccated remains of my blockheaded latina victims on nacho platters for extra flavour.

Very hideous inside and out. Would not recommend. 1/10. Will not return. The welcome mat smelled like fish factory.



What victims do you claim?  The ones that have met you?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 15, 2019, 12:26:36 AM
What victims do you claim?  The ones that have met you?

Those with temporary amnesia bouts where it suits them and massive middle aged arses which lean left...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 15, 2019, 12:29:31 AM
Those with temporary amnesia bouts where it suits them and massive middle aged arses which lean left...

I don't know what you're talking about.  Care to invite me into the hot mess between your ears?  It could be an adventure.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 15, 2019, 12:34:37 AM
No, you don't get it... I'm no good for you.

It's not you, it's me.

Freud
- hums Twilight Zone theme...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 15, 2019, 12:37:10 AM
No, you don't get it... I'm no good for you.

It's not you, it's me.

Freud
- hums Twilight Zone theme...

Oh this troll. 

Lame.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 15, 2019, 12:40:43 AM
Freud
- Licks eyebrows and dances to Cotton Eye Joe...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: The Queen Bee on April 15, 2019, 10:29:04 AM
If you look like a young Nicolas Cage, you're an ugly fuck. Huge fucking ears and nose. Goofy as all hell.



He is really cute tho
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 15, 2019, 11:09:46 AM
It's a curse...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: BEnzo on April 15, 2019, 12:29:11 PM
...and I resent being placed on a pedestal and worshipped by women across the board (s)...

I am but a humble and introspective forum Adonis who moistens the e-panties of our resident females by merely whispering truths in their textual ears.

I blame Flea for perpetuating my grande lore to a new crop of cumin snorting Bernie Sanders wanking granny panties wearing cyber thrush hags.  >:(
^^^^
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Baby Doll on April 15, 2019, 04:05:43 PM
the OP is a faggot!!
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 15, 2019, 04:08:43 PM
the OP is a faggot!!

Did your backpack tell you that, Jocks Folder? 
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 15, 2019, 04:11:15 PM


He is really cute tho

I see.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Blurt on April 16, 2019, 12:06:04 PM
Quote from: Madcow Klitzgasm
I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...

Had you asked, do you believe the answer would've been "Okay, sure"?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 16, 2019, 02:13:48 PM
Had you asked, do you believe the answer would've been "Okay, sure"?

 :crampe:

Hahahahaha
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 17, 2019, 09:54:14 AM
Had you asked, do you believe the answer would've been "Okay, sure"?

 :biggrin:

Nice snipe...

+1
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: The Queen Bee on April 17, 2019, 01:09:54 PM
That sig tho. Really ?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 17, 2019, 01:16:01 PM
That sig tho. Really ?

Oh shit... there it is again!

It seems to be following every single one of my posts...  :biggrin:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: The Queen Bee on April 17, 2019, 01:17:48 PM
I don’t get it but ok
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 17, 2019, 02:03:14 PM
That sig tho. Really ?

Self pwnage is delish, Flea.   :biglaugha:

Who is screaming for my attention?  He is... :crampe:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Biggie Smiles on April 17, 2019, 02:09:01 PM
I have sigs turned off

And for good reason.


So what are we talking about here?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 17, 2019, 02:22:19 PM
I have sigs turned off

And for good reason.


So what are we talking about here?

Looney latina logic...

If you tease them with a chop, apparently it's self ownage...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Biggie Smiles on April 17, 2019, 02:30:17 PM
I love when Latina and black women go absolutely bananas. The lose of self control can be so sexually stimulating.

Is it just me or do any other men get turned on as their woman is trying to stab them with a steak knife?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: The Queen Bee on April 17, 2019, 02:35:08 PM
Looney Latina logic lol. That’s a first
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 17, 2019, 02:38:26 PM
I love when Latina and black women go absolutely bananas. The lose of self control can be so sexually stimulating.

Is it just me or do any other men get turned on as their woman is trying to stab them with a steak knife?

I had this gf years ago...didn't know more than 10 words of English and fiery-jealous as fuck...

One night she came around where I was staying and accused me of all sorts of untoward things, so I told her to leave...which just pissed her off even more and she tried slapping me repeatedly..

...so I gave her the option.. the door or the window...her eyes went huge...she went dead still...and we both burst out laughing.

We were a dozen or so floors up over an ocean ledge...

...things were sweet after that.  :borat:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 17, 2019, 02:41:52 PM
Looney Latina logic lol. That’s a first

 :biglaugha:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Biggie Smiles on April 17, 2019, 02:57:53 PM
I had this gf years ago...didn't know more than 10 words of English and fiery-jealous as fuck...

One night she came around where I was staying and accused me of all sorts of untoward things, so I told her to leave...which just pissed her off even more and she tried slapping me repeatedly..

...so I gave her the option.. the door or the window...her eyes went huge...she went dead still...and we both burst out laughing.

We were a dozen or so floors up over an ocean ledge...

...things were sweet after that.  :borat:
Black women come up with even better and more entertaining conspiracy theories though.

I had this black girl one time who, while sucking my cock on her knees, reaches in a cups my balls. Shortly afterwards She suddenly stops slobbering ferociously and with my balls still in hand looks up and me and tells me my balls are not hanging as low as they usually do.

Naturally, I'm in a state of complete disbelief but all too curious as to where this is going. So I say "ok and" with that what the fuck is your dysfunction look on my face

To my horror she immediately leaps back off of her knees in what can only be described as a  gravity defying breakdance maneuver and tells me "who you been fucking motherfucker".

Stunned, naturally, I respond with "no one, why do you ask"

Then she goes on to explain a theory which to this day causes me to roll with laughter. Apparently she more or less gauged the weight and hang of my balls throughout the duration of our short relationship. And then went on to construct some hang/weight median to precisely determine when my nuts were filled with semen vs when they were not.

Naturally, less semen results in less weight, less weight results in less hang, and under such circumstances the only reasonable conclusion to draw was that I had expended the semen on some other "whore"  :crazy:

I blocked her after that episode.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 17, 2019, 03:05:33 PM
I had this black girl one time who

Ok I had to stop reading there.....
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 17, 2019, 03:08:58 PM
Ok I had to stop reading there.....

Why? Black chicks can be good nasty in the fart sack...  :borat:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Biggie Smiles on April 17, 2019, 03:19:35 PM
Ok I had to stop reading there.....
I would imagine a person more sexually drawn to cattle would.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 17, 2019, 03:21:41 PM
I would imagine a person more sexually drawn to cattle would.

Leave your sister out of this...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 17, 2019, 03:24:40 PM
I would imagine a person more sexually drawn to cattle would.

...though, in a scents, he is a herder of cats...

(But IT'S NOT HIM!!! OK?@!???...)  :biglaugha:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Flynn on April 17, 2019, 04:37:03 PM
...and I resent being placed on a pedestal and worshipped by women across the board (s)...

I am but a humble and introspective forum Adonis who moistens the e-panties of our resident females by merely whispering truths in their textual ears.

I blame Flea for perpetuating my grande lore to a new crop of cumin snorting Bernie Sanders wanking granny panties wearing cyber thrush hags.  >:(

Hey man, why are yUo so stupid?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Biggie Smiles on April 17, 2019, 04:50:57 PM
Leave your sister out of this...
I dont have a sister, cousin fucker.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on April 17, 2019, 07:17:15 PM
It’s your animal magnetism, dude

Beastialty is Freud's forte.

Equine studs love Freud.

Because Freud is a assole gaping with a gaping asshole.








Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Lemon on April 17, 2019, 07:38:35 PM
the OP is a faggot!!

In honor of the Adonis Amongst Us, I am going to use Madcow’s pic for the remainder of April.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 17, 2019, 08:33:54 PM
I love when Latina and black women go absolutely bananas. The lose of self control can be so sexually stimulating.

Is it just me or do any other men get turned on as their woman is trying to stab them with a steak knife?

In real life people are usually perturbed because I make them feel stupid, not because I lose my temper.  I used to when I was younger.  No one really seems worth it anymore.

I just remembered the last time I got pissed off at a guy I was dating. He actually pissed me the fuck off. He kept texting and texting and texting, late into the night.  My kids were teens at the time and it was a weekend and I didn't want to turn my phone off. He kept texting fucking with me.

Finally, my kids were home.  I told him to stop bugging me or I'd drive to his house in SF and fuck him up.  lololol

So, I turned off my phone and promptly fall asleep.   The fool stayed up all night ranting, then he became cajoling telling me he wanted me to please come over, yada, yada, yada...

I see these dozen or so texts he had sent me the next morning after I turned my phone back on.  I literally laughed my ass off, tears running down my face.  I was sleeping while this fool was begging to see me.

What a trip!   I've never seen him again. He still sends me messages here and there.  I ignore him.  This was over 5 years ago.  Men can be strange the minute you kick them to the curb.

Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Blurt on April 18, 2019, 03:28:55 AM
Actually, men can be strange just standing there on the sidewalk.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 18, 2019, 07:28:19 AM
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 18, 2019, 07:37:49 AM
In real life people are usually perturbed because I make them feel stupid, not because I lose my temper.  I used to when I was younger.  No one really seems worth it anymore.

I just remembered the last time I got pissed off at a guy I was dating. He actually pissed me the fuck off. He kept texting and texting and texting, late into the night.  My kids were teens at the time and it was a weekend and I didn't want to turn my phone off. He kept texting fucking with me.

Finally, my kids were home.  I told him to stop bugging me or I'd drive to his house in SF and fuck him up.  lololol

So, I turned off my phone and promptly fall asleep.   The fool stayed up all night ranting, then he became cajoling telling me he wanted me to please come over, yada, yada, yada...

I see these dozen or so texts he had sent me the next morning after I turned my phone back on.  I literally laughed my ass off, tears running down my face.  I was sleeping while this fool was begging to see me.

What a trip!   I've never seen him again. He still sends me messages here and there.  I ignore him.  This was over 5 years ago.  Men can be strange the minute you kick them to the curb.

I was seeing this bird a long time ago and she was a little too much into me...like my shadow, always around, always needy...

So I decided that when I moved to the other side of the city I wouldn't give her my address right away.

A day later she was at my new doorstep raging at me. When I asked how she knew where I was and that it would have taken a tactical grid investigation of hundreds of streets, she admitted that she had been driving for over six hours....creeping and peering out.

She tried the woe is me angle. I told her to piss off. That was it...

Chicks are nuts...

Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Frederica on April 18, 2019, 07:59:29 PM

I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...

Just as well, cuz you aint
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 18, 2019, 09:40:40 PM
I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...

Just as well, cuz you aint

I doubt he's the sexiest guy in his own home.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: BEnzo on April 18, 2019, 11:09:21 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxbppm6mbj1r45q86o1_500.gif)
^^^
What they will be doing with Freuds head at Flametruth on Sunday.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: LotusBud on April 18, 2019, 11:31:04 PM
Chicks are nuts...
Because men have never stalked women?  And even killed them in jealous rages, or because divorce was just too hard?

Did you ever hear of this guy?

(https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/180817123553-chris-and-shanann-watts-1-exlarge-169.jpg)
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: LotusBud on April 18, 2019, 11:52:40 PM
 I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...

Aaaaand, you're not, so win/win.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Biggie Smiles on April 19, 2019, 12:05:11 AM
Because men have never stalked women?  And even killed them in jealous rages, or because divorce was just too hard?

Did you ever hear of this guy?

(https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/180817123553-chris-and-shanann-watts-1-exlarge-169.jpg)
I dont condone what this maniac did but the divorce laws do fucking suck for men. No question there
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 19, 2019, 12:07:51 AM
I dont condone with this maniac did but the divorce laws do fucking suck for men. No question there

Try living in a community property state when the woman happens to be in a place where she's doing better than her husband.

Women can get fucked over too.  Saying for a friend.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Biggie Smiles on April 19, 2019, 12:10:37 AM
Try living in a community property state when the woman happens to be in a place where she's doing better than her husband.

Women can get fucked over too.  Saying for a friend.
True.

But I can guarantee that my friend has a story far worse than you friend.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 19, 2019, 12:11:54 AM
True.

But I can guarantee that my friend has a story far worse than you friend.

Maybe, but you never know. 
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 19, 2019, 04:14:54 AM
I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...

Aaaaand, you're not, so win/win.

Dude, you're a dude?  :popcorn:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 19, 2019, 12:54:34 PM
I dont have a sister, cousin fucker.

I call bs, you people always have about 15 brothers and sisters...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 19, 2019, 12:55:34 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxbppm6mbj1r45q86o1_500.gif)
^^^
What they will be doing with Freuds head at Flametruth on Sunday.

Polishing his bald skull?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 19, 2019, 12:59:25 PM
Actually, men can be strange just standing there on the sidewalk.

What the hell do you know about ‘men’ Tinkerbell?  :biglaugha:

Except for what a closed fist feels like on your powered nose after grabbing an innocent guy’s ass....
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 19, 2019, 05:36:05 PM
Fucking powered nose motherfuckers...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: H.C.Trouble on April 19, 2019, 06:33:29 PM
Aryan Pride is attracted to men with bald heads. 

Do not get haircuts or black ink tattoos.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: BEnzo on April 19, 2019, 10:10:41 PM
Polishing his bald skull?

Everything is polished at Flametruth. Plus Freuds head looks like a bowling ball.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 20, 2019, 01:47:47 PM
Yeah I hear he has a shiny chrome dome...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: The Queen Bee on April 20, 2019, 01:50:11 PM
Try living in a community property state when the woman happens to be in a place where she's doing better than her husband.

Women can get fucked over too.  Saying for a friend.


Wendy Williams is a good example.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 20, 2019, 01:58:41 PM
Yeah I hear he has a shiny chrome dome...

Only when I shave and buff it...

I never much cared for haircuts and decided to do them myself a decade ago.

..and the girlies love a full head of hair guy who cuts it all off because he can...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: The Queen Bee on April 20, 2019, 02:00:07 PM
Only when I shave and buff it...

I never much cared for haircuts and decided to do them myself a decade ago.

..and the girlies love a full head of hair guy who cuts it all off because he can...



Girls that love ese’s Like em too
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 20, 2019, 02:04:54 PM


Girls that love ese’s Like em too

What can I say... I'm just loco when I look in the mirror and see new growth... I'm like " dooooodamage!!!! Chingaso and fuckin hair shit!!"... I throw down with my hair follicles. Carnal!
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 20, 2019, 02:08:16 PM
What can I say... I'm just loco when I look in the mirror and see new growth... I'm like " dooooodamage!!!! Chingaso and fuckin hair shit!!"... I throw down with my hair follicles. Carnal!


wtf?!
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 20, 2019, 02:11:08 PM

wtf?!

Indeed...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 20, 2019, 02:13:52 PM
Indeed...

Do you stereotype all groups?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 20, 2019, 02:17:17 PM
Do you stereotype all groups?

Nope... I repeat stuff said to me or in my situations...

Are you triggered because I've spent time with Chicanos?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 20, 2019, 02:20:28 PM
Nope... I repeat stuff said to me or in my situations...

Are you triggered because I've spent time with Chicanos?

Not at all.  Why would that bother me?

Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 20, 2019, 02:25:41 PM
Not at all.  Why would that bother me?

Maybe because you accused me of stereotyping "groups" with stuff said to me or in my vicinity that I just recently repeated to you...which caused you to back the fuck down and question how I could get the stereotypical tone so right unless I had a super hero cape....
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 20, 2019, 02:28:44 PM
Maybe because you accused me of stereotyping "groups" with stuff said to me or in my vicinity that I just recently repeated to you...which caused you to back the fuck down and question how I could get the stereotypical tone so right unless I had a super hero cape....

The way you posted that, without context, made no sense.  I'm not backing down.  I don't know what was said to you.  It sounds made up to me, again without a context.

You don't need to get your thong in a knot about this, it's not that big of a deal.  I haven't heard anyone speak like that in ages.  And I live in a town that's about 20% Latino, most of them Mexican or Chicano.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 20, 2019, 02:34:44 PM
The way you posted that, without context, made no sense.  I'm not backing down.  I don't know what was said to you.  It sounds made up to me, again without a context.

You don't need to get your thong in a knot about this, it's not that big of a deal.  I haven't heard anyone speak like that in ages.  And I live in a town that's about 20% Latino, most of them Mexican or Chicano.

Oh yay.... you live in a town with a minority of the sorts who had an 80% presence in the towns I lived in...

...colour me unsurprised... you're a typical Californian debutante...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 20, 2019, 03:36:16 PM
Oh yay.... you live in a town with a minority of the sorts who had an 80% presence in the towns I lived in...

...colour me unsurprised... you're a typical Californian debutante...

That's just Latinos.  There are other large ethnic minority groups, specifically Vietnamese, Filipinos and Indians.

They just don't all happen to be Chicano like I am.  So?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 20, 2019, 03:39:03 PM
That's just Latinos.  There are other large ethnic minority groups, specifically Vietnamese, Filipinos and Indians.

They just don't all happen to be Chicano like I am.  So?

So, do you have a point or have ever had a point?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 20, 2019, 03:44:51 PM
So, do you have a point or have ever had a point?

You're the one making accusations about me being some kind of out of touch individual.  And taking some creds from living in Chicano centric communities.

I'm not sure why you said that.  Care to explain?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 20, 2019, 03:50:10 PM
Eeeeughhh so we’ve gone from discussing Freud’s bald bonce to Poarkahontas being offended over something to do with her ethnic background......


BORING.  :turd:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 20, 2019, 03:51:00 PM


I asked a question before you tried to subvert it with a question of your own...

....get back in line.
You're the one making accusations about me being some kind of out of touch individual.  And taking some creds from living in Chicano centric communities.

I'm not sure why you said that.  Care to explain?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 20, 2019, 03:51:58 PM
Eeeeughhh so we’ve gone from discussing Freud’s bald bonce to Poarkahontas being offended over something to do with her ethic background......


BORING.  :turd:

I am ethical, but what's that got to do with the discussion at hand?  I'm not offended, I am observant.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 20, 2019, 03:53:02 PM

I asked a question before you tried to subvert it with a question of your own...

....get back in line.

Practice what you preach.   

Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 20, 2019, 03:58:25 PM
Practice what you preach.

No, I will not fuck you in real life.... thanks for the inquiry
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 20, 2019, 04:02:54 PM
No, I will not fuck you in real life.... thanks for the inquiry

Why not? Someone like you can’t afford to be fussy...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 20, 2019, 04:09:36 PM
No, I will not fuck you in real life.... thanks for the inquiry


 :coffee_beans:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: The Queen Bee on April 20, 2019, 04:59:15 PM
No, I will not fuck you in real life.... thanks for the inquiry



History repeating itself  :crampe:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: LotusBud on April 20, 2019, 06:05:28 PM
..and the girlies love a full head of hair guy who cuts it all off because he can...
On what planet?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: LotusBud on April 20, 2019, 06:12:47 PM
I dont condone what this maniac did
That's Big of you Biggie Smegma.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 21, 2019, 12:50:16 AM


History repeating itself  :crampe:

 :borat:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 21, 2019, 01:17:48 AM
You're the one making accusations about me being some kind of out of touch individual.  And taking some creds from living in Chicano centric communities.

I'm not sure why you said that.  Care to explain?

No, you had a go at me for an imitation I made which you were quick to suggest is a stereotype because you haven't heard such talk in forever, you're chicano, and they exist as a minority status in the community you live.

It's not "taking creds" to point out that your basis for objection is weak and flawed in reason whereas mine is strong, firsthand, and soars like an eagle and shits in your cereal bowl like Caskur serving Kurt...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 21, 2019, 10:44:49 AM
Freud die Jude negged me for the remarks about his chrome dome, seems he’s a tad sensitive.  :crampe:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 21, 2019, 10:55:47 AM
I negged you because you're a moron...  :borat:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 21, 2019, 11:04:29 AM
Just embrace your baldness fella, you could always set up a gofundme page for a hair transplant if it bothers you that much?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 21, 2019, 11:06:48 AM
No need to... I'm not balding, you class A electric socket felator... :laughinatu:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: LotusBud on April 21, 2019, 07:43:52 PM
No need to... I'm not balding

I believe you.  Really.  I do.   :bounce2:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: BEnzo on April 21, 2019, 08:16:21 PM
heh
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Flynn on April 22, 2019, 12:22:44 AM
It's a curse...

Which one? Flea having to lie about yUo not looking like dog shit or that you're dumber than a box of Fleas used dildos?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 22, 2019, 06:00:45 AM
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Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 22, 2019, 06:07:58 AM
New username, Shitzkrieg?  :borat:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 22, 2019, 07:28:51 AM
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White is beautiful!
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 22, 2019, 07:29:50 AM
He seems more pink....
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 22, 2019, 11:23:03 AM
You defo need some sun, Freud....

Perhaps consider taking your laptop outside?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Biggie Smiles on April 22, 2019, 11:40:39 AM
White is beautiful!
Who's the egghead?
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: The Scoundrel on April 22, 2019, 12:14:40 PM
Who's the egghead?

Some moron who doesn't realise that a selfie posted at Flame Town is likely to be ripped to fuckin shreds for years to come.

Christ. I don't even chop and I've got a few ideas.

 :popcorn:

Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 22, 2019, 12:47:24 PM
Who's the egghead?

Freud...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 22, 2019, 12:48:20 PM
Freud...

Nope....
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 23, 2019, 01:42:08 AM
Who's the egghead?

Aryan Pendejo's boyfriend, apparently.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 23, 2019, 02:04:24 AM
Aryan Pendejo's boyfriend, apparently.

It might actually be ShihTzu-League....
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 23, 2019, 02:07:14 AM
It might actually be ShihTzu-League....

Could be, he's obviously self-loathing.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: BEnzo on April 23, 2019, 11:39:14 AM
Nope....

Not enough liver spots.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 23, 2019, 11:51:29 AM
Must be an old aged Connecti-cunt pensioner Xray vision sort of thing that you see free liver dining spots where they don't actually exist, you offal slurping homo...  :laughinatu:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 23, 2019, 12:23:11 PM
Fred says you look in your mid 60’s.  :crampe:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: BEnzo on April 23, 2019, 12:26:14 PM
Must be an old aged Connecti-cunt pensioner Xray vision sort of thing that you see free liver dining spots where they don't actually exist, you offal slurping homo...  :laughinatu:

They were some kind of spots. Good thing Ant pointed those out. He did you a favor, brah
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 23, 2019, 12:41:29 PM
Fred says you look in your mid 60’s.  :crampe:

Fred is a macaroni raccoon who thinks a 40% off Tesco sale on penne pasta is an excuse to visit pubs every 8 weeks and drag back a carcass to view her wallpapers...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 23, 2019, 12:43:31 PM
Fella, if you’ve got liver spots you must be getting on a bit... :dontknow:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 23, 2019, 12:49:11 PM
Don't, therefore I'm not...  :laughinatu:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Frederica on April 23, 2019, 03:20:58 PM
Fred says you look in your mid 60’s.  :crampe:

And I was being generous
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 23, 2019, 04:27:27 PM
Poor Freud, he can’t seem to locate his late grandpa’s toupee either....
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: The Queen Bee on April 23, 2019, 05:58:11 PM
LOL @ this thread !
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: The Scoundrel on April 23, 2019, 06:01:55 PM
LOL @ this thread !

Correct. Your favourite but pet has a whole 100 reply thread in a few days.

He must be a draw.

Maybe I'll start a thread that people actually post in?

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: The Queen Bee on April 23, 2019, 06:16:17 PM
If it makes me laugh hysterically, do it  :thumbup2:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: The Scoundrel on April 23, 2019, 06:21:26 PM
If it makes me laugh hysterically, do it  :thumbup2:

Biggie has a good idea in the mod room if it could work.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: BEnzo on April 24, 2019, 12:28:32 PM
Don't, therefore I'm not...  :laughinatu:

We all saw them at TRF. LOL!
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 24, 2019, 12:37:41 PM
:rolleyes3:

By "we all" you mean "you" and at your advanced age you shouldn't be relying on your diminished pharma fucked eyesight or telling porkies, Wrinklepuss... 
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: BEnzo on April 24, 2019, 11:33:55 PM
:rolleyes3:

By "we all" you mean "you" and at your advanced age you shouldn't be relying on your diminished pharma fucked eyesight or telling porkies, Wrinklepuss...

No,
me, JS, Ant(who discovered them), Phrosty, and everybody else there. I hope you had those spots checked out, don't take no chances. They looked kinda nasty. Like three orbiting black holes. Probably sucked up your hair you bald fuck-
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 25, 2019, 01:51:04 AM
 :crampe:

The same three Cum Wranglers who were perpetually under my boot...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Mr NiceGuy on April 25, 2019, 06:49:50 AM
Freud isn't old. He still chews his food the same way he has for a long time.  With a straw.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 25, 2019, 09:19:01 AM
Freud isn't old. He still chews his food the same way he has for a long time.  With a straw.

Bamboo skewer....straw... let's not quibble...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: BEnzo on April 25, 2019, 11:59:03 AM
:crampe:

The same three Cum Wranglers who were perpetually under my boot...

Pffft. Flea split TCW with like two posts and I wasn't even there at the time. Made Ant and Johnny go insane. Plus this boards success.

You did shit, Fraud-
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 29, 2019, 04:36:54 AM
 :crazy:

I fling the shit... and you gobble it up, Bingo Brah...

Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 29, 2019, 04:40:10 AM
[FREUD EXIT MUSIC]
[/FREUD EXIT MUSIC]  :borat:

BOOM!
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Blandscape on April 29, 2019, 03:15:54 PM
...and I resent being placed on a pedestal and worshipped by women across the board (s)...

I am but a humble and introspective forum Adonis who moistens the e-panties of our resident females by merely whispering truths in their textual ears.

I blame Flea for perpetuating my grande lore to a new crop of cumin snorting Bernie Sanders wanking granny panties wearing cyber thrush hags.  >:(

You were the prettiest man here right up until I left, and then arrived back again, and then left and then arrived back again.

Perfectly clear to anyone wiff any sense of perspective.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: BEnzo on April 29, 2019, 11:58:28 PM
Bland has his hair at least.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 30, 2019, 12:09:57 AM
Bland has his hair at least.

Bald is not beautiful for most men.

Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 30, 2019, 05:20:58 AM
Neither is morbidly obese for any female.....

At least poor old Freud can’t help his bald bonce, you could avoid being 30 stone however.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on April 30, 2019, 05:24:45 AM
Seems like Analryan Prolapse has a horny puffed freckle for my hairy crotch rocket...  :popcorn:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: BEnzo on April 30, 2019, 09:10:37 AM
Bald is not beautiful for most men.

Freud is a poor mans Yul Brenner.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 30, 2019, 10:00:43 AM
Neither is morbidly obese for any female.....

At least poor old Freud can’t help his bald bonce, you could avoid being 30 stone however.

You don't have a serious relationship because you're a repulsive loser.  There's nothing you can do to attract a woman that isn't stumbling drunk and high. Once she wakes up off the bench you fucked her on and she sees you passed out next to her, she immediately vomits.

And that's repeated over and over. You're a drunk woman's horrible and secret mistake.  The one she doesn't even tell her best friend about.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 30, 2019, 10:01:32 AM
Freud is a poor mans Yul Brenner.

Better than the Nazi monkey by far.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 30, 2019, 10:03:54 AM
Uh huh, has it not occurred to your tiny brain and bloated, swelled head that I don’t want a full time relationship? Of course it hasn’t.

I advise you to stop referring to your blow up doll as your ‘partner’, it really isn’t normal behaviour.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Emily Friday on April 30, 2019, 10:05:22 AM


And that's repeated over and over. You're a drunk woman's horrible and secret mistake.  The one she doesn't even tell her best friend about.
He does go way beyond a skeleton in the closet doesn't he? He's more like that kind of grandiose fuckup where I murder my drug dealer & the liquor store owner in a fit of revenge and surgically remove the portion of my brain housing his memory.

With a chisel and mallet if I must
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 30, 2019, 10:06:39 AM
Uh huh, has it not occurred to your tiny brain and bloated, swelled head that I don’t want a full time relationship? Of course it hasn’t.

I advise you to stop referring to your blow up doll as your ‘partner’, it really isn’t normal behaviour.

You're a drunk girl's drinking mistake and you know it.  You have nothing to offer a woman beyond shame,
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 30, 2019, 10:09:43 AM
You're a drunk girl's drinking mistake and you know it.  You have nothing to offer a woman beyond shame,

Sure, because you know me really well.  :crampe:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 30, 2019, 10:11:42 AM
Sure, because you know me really well.  :crampe:

You stink of fail. 
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 30, 2019, 10:13:27 AM
You stink of fail.

You were born inflicted with it...
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 30, 2019, 10:17:19 AM
You were born inflicted with it...

That's what you tell yourself, it's what help you sleep at nignt.  You're an utter social, financial and intellectual failure with no prospects.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Aryan on April 30, 2019, 10:26:14 AM
Your future on the other hand looks all roses. That office cleaner job will no doubt pay a generous pension when you retire.  :crampe:
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Oak on April 30, 2019, 10:28:18 AM
Your future on the other hand looks all roses. That office cleaner job will no doubt pay a generous pension when you retire.  :crampe:

Quite generous, thanks for asking.

You'll be living off of your mother's pension on the other hand.
Title: Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
Post by: Captain Caveman on May 20, 2019, 01:11:58 AM


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