I just want any former BGers to know I'm feeling beautiful today.
Might even go get my nails painted later.
That said, should any of you wayward sheep wish to return to the fold your rooms shall remain as you left them. I shall ensure your panties are properly folded and placed where they belong. And it goes without saying any dildos, buttplugs and other sexual paraphernalia which disturb heterosexual dispositions will be disinfected and placed in proper germ free containers.
I'll even have a pot of rich Italian tomato sauce simmering on the stove upon your return.
Except Reaper though. I prefer watching him play the role of forum groupie who looks like a guppy eagerly attempting to perform gratuitous fellatio on any male member he fathoms will make him appear relevant.
Nah just kidding. If the glands responsible for vaginal lubrication help him push out the rodent currently gnawing at his ovaries he can return home as well. He has my word that I shall instruct Peaches to remove the sandpaper covering from whatever dildo he chooses to fuck him with next.