He would like mine. It's a humble reminder, we are all whores. Eh, Gomer?
My grandpappy was the most raycis MF'er I ever knew. He was raycis against EVERYONE! If you had a beard, you were a bearded bastard. If the house was a mess, he called it a catholic shithouse. If he didnt like the business he did with you, you were a jew bastard. My uncle put it this way " my dad thought you were ok as long as you were white and protestant!"
Me, I've been a little asshole from birth. Everyone asked me what I wanted to be one time when I was real young and in front of my grandpa, I blurted out "A JEW!" He laughed his fukin ass off!
Pretty much endeared myself to him permanently.