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Offline Oak

Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« on: December 12, 2018, 07:26:15 PM »

Man Steals Foot-Long Sub by Stuffing Sandwich Down His Pants, Hilarity Ensues Thanks to the Police

"While theft in any form is not taken lightly, the Polk County Sheriff’s Office took a lighthearted approach to the incident when sharing it on Facebook Monday."

“A sandwich thief walks among us, and Detective Leblanc is asking our Facebook Fans to help identify him,” the Polk County Sheriff’s Office wrote in a statement.

“Some of you may think we’re overdoing it by trying to identify the suspect of a relatively minor theft… one of you is probably even saying, ‘This is small potatoes!’ And to that, we would reply, ‘No… this was a foot-long sandwich, not potatoes. Pay attention!”

The statement went on to explain that the “sub crime” took place on Sunday, Nov. 25 at around 8:45 p.m. at Marathon Gas Station in Lakelandia.

Police said the suspect attempted to hide the sandwich in his pants.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man-steals-foot-long-sub-042947363.html

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2018, 09:58:06 AM »

I don't need to steal, I already have a foot-long in my pants  :biggrin:

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2018, 07:35:04 PM »
I don't need to steal, I already have a foot-long in my pants  :biggrin:

I'd suggest Depends for the next "ooops" incident.  :biglaugha:

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2018, 07:35:59 PM »

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2018, 03:27:57 AM »


I saw this somewhere in an ad side bar the other day.

Should have known it was Florida.

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2018, 10:49:06 PM »

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2018, 01:21:07 AM »
The Fall of Trump's persistently illegal "charity" started with a payoff to Pam Bondi five years ago

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/taking-names-scott-maxwell/os-ne-trump-bondi-foundation-conflict-scott-maxwell-20181219-story.html

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2018, 01:50:55 AM »
The Fall of Trump's persistently illegal "charity" started with a payoff to Pam Bondi five years ago

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/taking-names-scott-maxwell/os-ne-trump-bondi-foundation-conflict-scott-maxwell-20181219-story.html

Oh my! It should be any second now that Trump gets arrested, right?  :laughinatu:

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2018, 02:00:00 PM »

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2019, 12:36:49 AM »
U.S.
Florida woman allegedly attacks her parents for not taking her to Outback Steakhouse: 'I'm going to kill you'

'Some people will do anything for coconut shrimp.'

"According to Seltzer’s mother, Deanna became enraged when she asked to go to dinner at Outback Steakhouse and was told no. She allegedly punched her mother with closed fists on her chest and arms, and when her father intervened, he reportedly received multiple scratches to his face and upper body. Seltzer also allegedly grabbed the knife and lunged at her father, yelling, “I’m going to kill you.”

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2019, 12:38:38 AM »
Florida man shoves pizza in dad’s face after learning he helped deliver him at birth

https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-shoves-pizza-dad-182623310.html

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2019, 11:43:02 AM »

Man Denies Ownership Of Syringes Found In His Rectum During Jail Strip Search



A Florida Man denied ownership of three syringes removed from his rectum during a 4:30 AM strip search at a county jail, according to a criminal complaint.

Cops arrested Wesley Scott, 40, early Friday on an outstanding warrant charging him with drug possession. While being searched in the field, Scott denied having any illegal items concealed on (or in) his body.

But when Scott arrived at the Pinellas County jail and was subjected to a strip search, he “removed three syringes from his rectum and provided them” to a jailer. Scott then claimed that he “found” the syringes and that "they were not his."

This explanation did not stop officials from charging Scott with introducing contraband into a correctional facility, a felony. He is being held on a $5000 bond.

The court filing does not reveal whether Scott named the purpoprted owner of the syringes that had been found in his rectum. Or whether that individual had consented to his works being stored in such a facility.

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/contraband/syringe-story-stinks-482093

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2019, 12:38:36 PM »
Cockcicles? 😀

Offline Oak

Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2019, 11:08:42 PM »
I admit this didn't happen in Florida, which I don't understand.   How could this have happened anywhere else? 


A Woman Was Banned From Walmart For Drinking Wine Out Of A Pringles Can

The alleged event took place at a Wichita Falls, Texas, Walmart on Friday morning.
The Wichita Falls police department was called after Walmart employees noticed a "suspicious person" in the parking lot.
Said suspicious person was a woman wearing a blue jacket and black pants.
She was also riding around on an electric shopping cart.
She was, at the time -reportedly! Reportedly-drinking wine straight out of a Pringles can.
There's been no word on what kind of wine it was


https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/woman-banned-walmart-drinking-wine-191600425.html

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