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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2019, 05:45:43 PM »
Florida Secretary of State Mike Ertel resigns after Halloween blackface photos emerge

https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2019/01/24/new-secretary-state-ertel-dressed-blackface-halloween-2005/2649161002/


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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2019, 05:55:50 PM »

Florida man who can't swim jumps into lake while fleeing police, gets arrested anyway



A Florida man fleeing the law decided to jump into a lake to avoid authorities even though he didn't know how to swim.

Sarasota County Sheriff's deputies responded to a call of suspicious activity on Friday around 11 a.m. to find the man entering a parked van on the side of the road, according to a press release. When the sheriff's deputies attempted to talk to Richard Garay, he "quickly fled," and jumped into a nearby lake.

The department's aviation unit captured video showing Garay struggling to stay above water after venturing to the middle of the lake. A deputy is then seen taking off his tactical belt before jumping in after Garay, swimming toward him as his head bobs in and out of the water.

Once the deputy gets hold of Garay, another first responder swims toward them and helps them grab a yellow rope that was thrown into the water. A third first responder on shore then pulls them in, and once on land, the first responders are seen providing medical assistance to the suspect.

At the hospital, Garay admitted that he is unable to swim but said he went into the lake to avoid being arrested on several warrants, authorities said.

https://www.abc15.com/national/florida-man-who-cant-swim-jumps-into-lake-while-fleeing-police-gets-arrested-anyway

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2019, 10:04:53 AM »
I made a new thread about the Parkland school shootings at:

https://stomping-groundz.com/index.php?topic=2619.msg22130#msg22130


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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2019, 10:47:47 AM »

Florida man dies after trying to remove pet pigeon from power line with 20-foot aluminum pole



A Florida man died this weekend while reportedly trying to remove one of his pet pigeons from a power line by using “a 20-foot aluminum pool pole."

Elian Garcia-Rivera, 36, was electrocuted Saturday in West Palm Beach and found unresponsive near a pigeon coop on his property.

“He attempted to get a pigeon off of the power line in his backyard by using a 20-foot aluminum pool pole,” Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office spokesperson Teri Barbera told the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.

Investigators say Garcia was thrown to the ground after the pole touched the power line. He was then taken to a local hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-dies-after-trying-to-remove-pet-pigeon-from-power-line-with-20-foot-aluminum-pole

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2019, 10:44:53 AM »
Florida man raped neighbor, offered to make up for it by doing yard work



A 20-year-old convicted of raping his neighbor and then offering to do work around her house to make it up to her is being sent to prison for 50 years.

   Jurors in West Palm Beach found Timothy Walding guilty of sexual battery, false imprisonment and armed burglary in October. Prosecutors say Walding, who was 18 at the time, was wearing a mask when broke into his 35-year-old neighbor’s house in October 2017 and raped her for 90 minutes. She said she was tied up and threatened with a knife.

   After it was over, he let her get dressed, and he removed his mask to confirm his identity. The woman said he told her that he picked the lock on her front door with a fishhook. “You really should deadbolt your door because I didn’t really want to do this, but I had to do it,” he told her.

   The SunSentinel reports he offered to do landscaping or fix something around the house, which she declined. Prosecutors say he asked her not to tell anyone what happened, and they shook hands. When he left she called 911.

On Monday a judge sentenced him to a mandatory minimum sentence of 50 years.

https://fox59.com/2019/03/27/man-raped-neighbor-offered-to-make-up-for-it-by-doing-yard-work/

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2019, 11:16:15 AM »
That took some nerve starting a thread about Florida and it's degenerates considering where you live. LOL

I'd choose Florida over Cali ANYDAY of the week.
Lotusbud: "You do realize that with food and water shortages the plants and animals in the forest will also be dying, right?" :biglaugha:

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2019, 05:29:07 PM »
 :biglaugha:
Lotusbud: "You do realize that with food and water shortages the plants and animals in the forest will also be dying, right?" :biglaugha:

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2019, 06:10:26 PM »
:biglaugha:


It's sad that in the biggest economy in the planet we don't take care of our most vulnerable citizens.

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2019, 06:11:50 PM »
That took some nerve starting a thread about Florida and it's degenerates considering where you live. LOL

I'd choose Florida over Cali ANYDAY of the week.

The Florida thread is about the dumbshit assholes the entire country makes fun of, moron.

This gif exists about Florida.  Can you find another state that can "boast" the same?


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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2019, 06:16:45 PM »
The Florida thread is about the dumbshit assholes the entire country makes fun of, moron.

This gif exists about Florida.  Can you find another state that can "boast" the same?



It's about the CRACKAHS, Fatz. 

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2019, 06:57:14 PM »
Be nice friends.

My dear old mum lives in Florida.

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2019, 02:07:01 PM »
Florida man arrested for burglarizing cars in jail parking lot moments after being released


Here's Sparky:




https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-arrested-burglarizing-cars-151923562.html

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2019, 05:28:08 PM »
Man steals chainsaw by putting it down his pants...



Fresno...  :biggrin:

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2019, 11:00:45 PM »
Man steals chainsaw by putting it down his pants...



Fresno...  :biggrin:

Definitely illegal, but not quite like it's a return trip from crazytown.

During the 2017 hurricane aftermath, a Floridian with a small pick up truck stole a utility pole.  It was strapped to the top of his truck and stuck out, oh, I don't know 10 feet on each end of the pick up.

That's Florida crazytown tripping.

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Re: Only in Florida thread, a forum must have
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2019, 01:23:09 AM »
Definitely illegal, but not quite like it's a return trip from crazytown.

During the 2017 hurricane aftermath, a Floridian with a small pick up truck stole a utility pole.  It was strapped to the top of his truck and stuck out, oh, I don't know 10 feet on each end of the pick up.

That's Florida crazytown tripping.

I dunno... Florida and California are pretty neck in neck for Crazyness.

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