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Dovey

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Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« on: November 02, 2018, 10:48:30 AM »
 Up all night because I got the plague. No make up. No filter. Totally expired. Just me. Cropped out the Squish.  Make it hurt.  :happy117:
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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2018, 10:53:09 AM »
Start singing "Stay" from Reality Bites and I'm outta here....
I only hear what I want too!!
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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2018, 10:54:24 AM »
It’s like pizza... even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good  :biglaugha: :biglaugha:
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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2018, 10:55:36 AM »
It’s like pizza... even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good  :biglaugha: :biglaugha:
I couldn't fit my whole forehead in the shot. You'd have been overloaded with the hotness!!!
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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2018, 10:59:09 AM »
You're just so scared to lose...
I just....dont know if you really care!
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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2018, 11:02:48 AM »
Hey I can leave, I can leave
I'm only hearing negative....no no...no  :biglaugha:
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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2018, 11:07:58 AM »
 :biglaugha: :biglaugha:
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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2018, 11:18:01 AM »
The new Walmart Barbie.  Screeching, headache-inducing offspring sold separately.
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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2018, 11:22:52 AM »
I couldn't fit my whole forehead in the shot. You'd have been overloaded with the hotness!!!

Mine is still bigger  :biglaugha: :biglaugha:
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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2018, 12:27:08 PM »
the I'm a  librarian Bratz doll.....maybe

Flea would make a great Bratz doll..oh wait they already made one for her

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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2018, 01:05:12 PM »
Just give it twenty years

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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2018, 01:13:15 PM »
Bohemian Rhapsody playing on my forehead at 5:00 pm. Get your tickets soon
:crampe:
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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2018, 01:14:47 PM »
Just give it twenty years


   :crampe: Give it a couple weeks if this chest crud doesn't stop  :biglaugha:
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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2018, 01:16:49 PM »
" Hello! My name's Dovey, and if you can't figure it out, this is what a confused lesbian looks like"
  :biglaugha: :biglaugha: it's the lesbo, femnazi black framed glasses. The butches go nuts over me!
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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2018, 04:00:46 PM »
Just give it twenty years



Why did I just see a woman driving down the street looking just like this right now
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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2018, 07:12:41 PM »
Why did I just see a woman driving down the street looking just like this right now
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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2018, 07:29:36 PM »
You saw me driving to the urgent care?!

 :biglaugha: :biglaugha:

There was this chubby little oval faced black woman with white/opal cat-eye framed glasses driving her SUV down the street while I was crossing coming back from
lunch... I was texting Joo and like there goes...
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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2018, 11:02:30 PM »
   :crampe: Give it a couple weeks if this chest crud doesn't stop  :biglaugha:

Go buy 50mg Zinc Supplements. Take 1, let the nasty fucker melt in your mouth so it coats your throat. Do another in 1 hour. See how you feel in the morning.
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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2018, 11:29:33 PM »
You saw me driving to the urgent care?!

Are you a nurse, or were you there because you fell off your pole onto a heroin needle?
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Re: Roast me- D D Dooovveeeey
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2018, 07:03:56 AM »
Why not both?  :coffee_beans: :biglaugha: Uhg why are some of these pics sideways when I post them? I dont have time to fix it.
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