Ok you boring cunts

[The Scoundrel]

Bored actually.

I'm reading your posts, not my own.

Yet you consistently post back with little more of a rinse repeat you've been posting all thread.

I'm far too kind to suggest that the self proclaimed troll has been apprenticed by a flamer but (and there's always a but) you are appearing like a yoyo crammed in a trouser pocket along with a ball of string and a pack of chewing gum.

Hi there Juicy Fruit. 

[Oak]

Yet you consistently post back with little more of a rinse repeat you've been posting all thread.

I'm far too kind to suggest that the self proclaimed troll has been apprenticed by a flamer but (and there's always a but) you are appearing like a yoyo crammed in a trouser pocket along with a ball of string and a pack of chewing gum.

Hi there Juicy Fruit. 

It would be hypocritical for me to  behave in a manner that I find tiresome.  I'm sorry you don't get it, but it's not my problem.

[The Scoundrel]

It would be hypocritical for me to  behave in a manner that I find tiresome. 

Yet you do most consistently.

Just think of it this way. I'm Pozzo and you're lucky to be Lucky. The tether I have around your neck I leave loose so you can perform 'The Net' for the amusement of others.

I'm a charitable master mostly and will save the rope burns for Flea's alluring neck.

Carve yourself a rock from the stagewear left over from last weeks performance of 'A Streetcar Named Desire'

Stella! Stella!  Dance for me Stella. 

[Oak]

Yet you do most consistently.

Just think of it this way. I'm Pozzo and you're lucky to be Lucky. The tether I have around your neck I leave loose so you can perform 'The Net' for the amusement of others.

I'm a charitable master mostly and will save the rope burns for Flea's alluring neck.

Carve yourself a rock from the stagewear left over from last weeks performance of 'A Streetcar Named Desire'

Stella! Stella!  Dance for me Stella. 

So, uhm, what kind of drugs are you on at the moment?  Sincere question.

[The Scoundrel]

So, uhm, what kind of drugs are you on at the moment?  Sincere question.

It's unfortunate you can't decipher the obvious humour.

I was under the impression that this was an adult forum with writers of above average intelligence? 

[Oak]

It's unfortunate you can't decipher the obvious humour.

I was under the impression that this was an adult forum with writers of above average intelligence? 

At best you should consider yourself a very failed comedian. At best.

[The Scoundrel]

At best you should consider yourself a very failed comedian. At best.

Over a dozen years I have entertained both myself and others.

I base my popularity on comments I have PM'd to me.

You are anti humour. I've seen it pulled off well but you seem to struggle with the basics. 

[Oak]

Over a dozen years I have entertained both myself and others.

I base my popularity on comments I have PM'd to me.

You are anti humour. I've seen it pulled off well but you seem to struggle with the basics. 

[The Scoundrel]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKK8HZEIGiY

Now you chose to prove your material is stolen from other hapless causes.

You could try originality. It works for most of us. 

[Oak]

Now you chose to prove your material is stolen from other hapless causes.

You could try originality. It works for most of us. 

[The Scoundrel]

“...most writers, and most other artists, too, are primarily motivated in their desperate vocation by a desire to find and to separate truth from the complex of lies and evasions they live in, and I think that this impulse is what makes their work not so much a profession as a vocation, a true calling.”

You have no impulses. No vocation. You are a troublesome mole in need of excision.

Your life is obviously not complex enough to render praiseworthy prose. 

[Oak]

“...most writers, and most other artists, too, are primarily motivated in their desperate vocation by a desire to find and to separate truth from the complex of lies and evasions they live in, and I think that this impulse is what makes their work not so much a profession as a vocation, a true calling.”

You have no impulses. No vocation. You are a troublesome mole in need of excision.

Your life is obviously not complex enough to render praiseworthy prose. 

[The Scoundrel]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKK8HZEIGiY

I think I enjoy owning you. You're an obedient pet. 

[Oak]

I think I enjoy owning you. You're an obedient pet. 

[Garraty_47]

Your life is obviously not complex enough to render praiseworthy prose.

At first I thought she might just be playing it safe or at worst suffering a bit of fear-induced writer's block.
But this is apparently more serious than the simple newbie's automatic defensive screech of "You suck!"

It's bordering on spam.
Could we have accidentally broken her after all?

It's your fault! I barely touched her! She wasn't spamming the other day!
I am not and will not be held liable at all for anything.
In fact and I wasn't even here. What are we talking about? Who are you?

WRONG NUMBER! WRONG NUMBER!  <click>

[AMF]

It's bordering on spam.

Yeah, at Valhalla there was a hard and fast rule about repetetive posts.  We're not quite anal enough here to have worked up a written TOS though. 

It could be argued that she is seeing to make a point, but not successfully it seems. 

Imma leave this for Bonesaw or an admin.

[Oak]

At first I thought she might just be playing it safe or at worst suffering a bit of fear-induced writer's block.
But this is apparently more serious than the simple newbie's automatic defensive screech of "You suck!"

It's bordering on spam.
Could we have accidentally broken her after all?

It's your fault! I barely touched her! She wasn't spamming the other day!
I am not and will not be held liable at all for anything.
In fact and I wasn't even here. What are we talking about? Who are you?

WRONG NUMBER! WRONG NUMBER!  <click>

 

[Oak]

Yeah, at Valhalla there was a hard and fast rule about repetetive posts.  We're not quite anal enough here to have worked up a written TOS though. 

It could be argued that she is seeing to make a point, but not successfully it seems. 

Imma leave this for Bonesaw or an admin.

What does it mean?  Banneration?   

If I don't find them entertaining and funny, it doesn't make me any of the things they accuse me of.   I think you've seen me be amused and or entertained before.

The fragile egos are starting to entertain me now though.  "Spam"...OH EM GEE

[BEnzo]

At first I thought she might just be playing it safe or at worst suffering a bit of fear-induced writer's block.
But this is apparently more serious than the simple newbie's automatic defensive screech of "You suck!"

It's bordering on spam.
Could we have accidentally broken her after all?

It's your fault! I barely touched her! She wasn't spamming the other day!
I am not and will not be held liable at all for anything.
In fact and I wasn't even here. What are we talking about? Who are you?

WRONG NUMBER! WRONG NUMBER!  <click>

So says the faggot who was waving a banner right along with all the other Couchtowners purporting love for penis.
Call me a liar-

[Oak]

In fact and I wasn't even here. What are we talking about? Who are you?

WRONG NUMBER! WRONG NUMBER!  <click>

"In fact and I wasn't even here. What are we talking about? Who are you?

WRONG NUMBER! WRONG NUMBER!  <click>"

How lame is that?