if absolutely necessary I'll show the ol' gal
I suppose you think you're the first peasant to entertain such an idea.
But didn't Sir Paul tap that shit long ago? I think he did.
But serously dude? Let's consider a couple of things.
That's not a woman likely to be impressed by what you bring to the table. She's got the sun on the Taurus/Aries cusp, she's enjoyed at least 8 decades of guys offering her cawk, and yet she's been comfortable with that dumbass Philip for seven of those decades. You have to assume by now that he's probably endowed like a polo pony. Plus she's got that Teutonic fascist bloodline so one imagines she probably goes in for the occasional bit of kink. And she's always had a badass game.
Taurus women will happily fuck the whole night through if they find someont up to the task, and the only downside is they don't smell quite as enchanting downstairs as the natives of some other signs.
Naw, no disrespect mate but I'm not sure you're man enough for this task. You need at least two more stalwart lads for backup if you want her to be satisfied with the encounter. Maybe Scoundrel would volunteer to help, and I could probably be persuaded as well....as long as I have the first shot. Never could abide seconds.
