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Did you post this Flea?
« on: January 20, 2019, 12:44:50 PM »
"Sexual Behavior
Why do I like being choked during sex. Like I don't understand why it turns me on? Wouldn't that make me a sicko or something. Am I the only one and is it weird? How am I supposed to tell my new boyfriend that I want him to choke me during sex? What if he sees me as a weirdo?"


Not everyone is a Dom. How do you ask a new boyfriend to abuse you during sex? Do you return the favour in some way?

I find sex an interesting subject. I'm quite an aggressive lover and don't mind being on the receiving end.

Gotta say though. First time a girl rammed her finger up my ass during sex I was so freaked I punched her in the face. She had super long nails and it was a bit of a shock.

Nowadays you gotta set the bouindaries beforehand otherwise some fucker's gonna get sued.  :popcorn:
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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2019, 01:42:57 PM »
Someone actually wanted sex with you?

If they stuck their finger up your arse, guaranteed it was a hooker wanting you to hurry up and blow. Old hookers trick....

lol, you lost your virginity to a hooker... You must be fucking ugly!~
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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2019, 01:46:53 PM »
For this guy to hide his looks means he has a head like a rotating mallee root...  His place is dark and dingie… No doubt he's full of warts.


Her ya go Flea. First ever picture of The Scoundrel in his natural habitat. Still got my coat on as I've just returned from picking up my son from his school football match.


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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2019, 01:51:30 PM »
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lol, you lost your virginity to a hooker... You must be fucking ugly!~

Who mentioned virginity? I know sex is a sore subject with you due to your abject obesity but unlike the gargantuan sloth that you are someone of my physical stature can actually perform the sex act. No chance you've ever had a cock in your cunt. Every twat that's tried has just got rubbed off in those gigantic thighs.  :popcorn:
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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2019, 01:56:38 PM »
Who mentioned virginity? I know sex is a sore subject with you due to your abject obesity but unlike the gargantuan sloth that you are someone of my physical stature can actually perform the sex act. No chance you've ever had a cock in your cunt. Every twat that's tried has just got rubbed off in those gigantic thighs.  :popcorn:


Shut it ugly...

I bet you have a yuk mouth as well.

Everyone knows poms don't wash. 
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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2019, 02:07:05 PM »

Shut it ugly...

I bet you have a yuk mouth as well.

Everyone knows poms don't wash.

Is that your best?

I seem to have broken Caskur.  :popcorn:
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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2019, 05:30:21 PM »
A debate worth having.

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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2019, 05:56:42 PM »
You gotta love Caskur. Ya’ll can’t say that she’s not funny as fuck
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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2019, 05:57:18 PM »
"Sexual Behavior
Why do I like being choked during sex. Like I don't understand why it turns me on? Wouldn't that make me a sicko or something. Am I the only one and is it weird? How am I supposed to tell my new boyfriend that I want him to choke me during sex? What if he sees me as a weirdo?"


Not everyone is a Dom. How do you ask a new boyfriend to abuse you during sex? Do you return the favour in some way?

I find sex an interesting subject. I'm quite an aggressive lover and don't mind being on the receiving end.

Gotta say though. First time a girl rammed her finger up my ass during sex I was so freaked I punched her in the face. She had super long nails and it was a bit of a shock.

Nowadays you gotta set the bouindaries beforehand otherwise some fucker's gonna get sued.  :popcorn:



Gee this convo sounds so familiar lol
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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2019, 06:00:13 PM »
You gotta love Caskur. Ya’ll can’t say that she’s not funny as fuck

I can say that's she not funny without hesitation.
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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2019, 06:08:00 PM »
I can say that's she not funny without hesitation.

That's cuz you're a big baby blubber gutz.


Someone who continually complains...

You should change your name to Moana who makes every guys boner droop.
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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2019, 06:38:46 PM »
That's cuz you're a big baby blubber gutz.


Someone who continually complains...

You should change your name to Moana who makes every guys boner droop.


Who or what I am has nothing to do with whether you're funny, oh stupid one. 

You're not funny.  There are funny people here, you're just not one of them.   
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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2019, 07:59:15 PM »
Every time that hot sexy Rancid sees your nic, his hidden bits shrinks 10 inches.


One look at you does that to a man...

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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2019, 08:10:17 PM »
Every time that hot sexy Rancid sees your nic, his hidden bits shrinks 10 inches.


One look at you does that to a man...

Nice guess, but as you often do you've made another of your scientifuc wild ass guesses.

You're right about Rancid's manhood being somehow threatened by Oak, but it goes back so many years I doubt if he even knows where the original saddle sore came from.
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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2019, 08:18:45 PM »
Somebody check Rancid for Trump hands.
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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2019, 08:46:02 PM »
Every time that hot sexy Rancid sees your nic, his hidden bits shrinks 10 inches.


One look at you does that to a man...

Do you have ADD?  Rancid isn't the topic, meatflap.

And, I'm doubtful Rancid has 10 cm, nevermind 10 inches to start with, sychophant.
 
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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2019, 08:48:18 PM »
Somebody check Rancid for Trump hands.

Someone take meatflap's head and pull it out of his ass.
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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2019, 11:21:18 PM »
You gotta love Caskur.

No I don't.

Ya’ll can’t say that she’s not funny as fuck

Yes I can.
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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2019, 12:30:00 AM »
Flea has never been able to recognize humor when it comes to women flamers.  Female flamers are almost never funny.

Go ahead.  Name 3.
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Re: Did you post this Flea?
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2019, 04:38:18 AM »
Do you have ADD?  Rancid isn't the topic, meatflap.

And, I'm doubtful Rancid has 10 cm, nevermind 10 inches to start with, sychophant.
 


ooooooooo, out with the big sychophantic words now. She's getting tuff now...  :crampe:
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