Third rail Autopsy.

[BEnzo]

Will yuO be the giver or receiver of these "bottles"? And will yuO be using spit or vaseline when yuO insert them into your ass? Do long neck bottles work too? Do canning jars count?

IDK. Why ask me? Your'e the expert taking bottles in the can. Ask Blandscape.

[Lemon]

Maybe it's because he has to look at your face all damn day haunting his PM box. Seriously, when yuO look in the mirror, I'm sure yuo're thinking about Dim Sums warm, elastic; starch smelling cum glistening all over yuoR tongue. While yUo attempt to play with your dusty nipples that look like stepped on raisins, on that 12-year old boy chest of yuors.

Hi there, Alf.

[Flynn]

IDK. Why ask me? Your'e the expert taking bottles in the can. Ask Blandscape.

So did yuO just repeat what I said to yUo?! Did yUo try and change it up by adding that fucking autistic, goat fucker Blandscape? That's just sad man.

[AMF]

That's just sad man.

If one surveys the entire flame landscape out there, "sad" is the operative word.

[Garraty_47]

If one surveys the entire flame landscape out there, "sad" is the operative word.

Meh.
I'd say "downsized", for a certainty.

But the only thing "sad" is all the nabobs of negativity who incessantly weep over the absences of old favorite posters and monotonously whinge about the "sorry state" of flametown when if they actually cared so much about it they'd be doing something other than bawling about how much it sucks.

Ironically those same tear-drenched fuckheads weren't the people who made flametown interesting in the first place so there's no reason for the rest of us to give half a fuck about their dismal descents into maudlin nostalgia.

[cookie monster]

Meh.
I'd say "downsized", for a certainty.

But the only thing "sad" is all the nabobs of negativity who incessantly weep over the absences of old favorite posters and monotonously whinge about the "sorry state" of flametown when if they actually cared so much about it they'd be doing something other than bawling about how much it sucks.

Ironically those same tear-drenched fuckheads weren't the people who made flametown interesting in the first place so there's no reason for the rest of us to give half a fuck about their dismal descents into maudlin nostalgia.

QFT  I would add bigging up tards doesn't help.

[The Scoundrel]

But the only thing "sad" is all the nabobs of negativity who incessantly weep over the absences of old favorite posters

I used to enjoy reading posters like SoG, Spock, EYE and Oranje (at a push) but then again I enjoyed my Alfa 147 for a year or two. My new Giulia has just arrived though and the Autobahns are calling.

It's similar.

If you think about it.

 

[AMF]

Meh.
I'd say "downsized", for a certainty.

But the only thing "sad" is all the nabobs of negativity who incessantly weep over the absences of old favorite posters and monotonously whinge about the "sorry state" of flametown when if they actually cared so much about it they'd be doing something other than bawling about how much it sucks.

Ironically those same tear-drenched fuckheads weren't the people who made flametown interesting in the first place so there's no reason for the rest of us to give half a fuck about their dismal descents into maudlin nostalgia.

Good post, but as you've probably noted long ago I myself am certainly not one of those nabobs, whingers or even carers.

I just think it's sad that I can't go somewhere once a month for about five minutes and find some good reading.  And it's been a long time since I could do that.

[Flynn]

Ironically those same tear-drenched fuckheads weren't the people who made flametown interesting in the first place so there's no reason for the rest of us to give half a fuck about their dismal descents into maudlin nostalgia.

And what exactly have you done as you sit on your leathery ass, drinking crap that will kill you, talking about what other people haven't done?

What's your claim to flame besides being a member of that circus side show Ootikof? I mean gee, we all can't sit there and watch Temples evolution go from retard to mega-retard; and clap about it like you do. Just suck his dick already and be done with it.

Maybe you can Pm The Wise And Powerful, and you 2 fucking senior citizens can start a thread about the benefits of soft food and colon cleanser.

[Lemon]

And what exactly have you done as you sit on your leathery ass, drinking crap that will kill you, talking about what other people haven't done?

What's your claim to flame besides being a member of that circus side show Ootikof? I mean gee, we all can't sit there and watch Temples evolution go from retard to mega-retard; and clap about it like you do. Just suck his dick already and be done with it.

Maybe you can Pm The Wise And Powerful, and you 2 fucking senior citizens can start a thread about the benefits of soft food and colon cleanser.

Have you been missing time along with the colon cleanser that’s out of this world, Mr. Senior Citizen?! 

[Flynn]

Have you been missing time along with the colon cleanser that’s out of this world, Mr. Senior Citizen?! 

[Garraty_47]

And what exactly have you done as you sit on your leathery ass, drinking crap that will kill you, talking about what other people haven't done?

For one thing:
I don't sit around and wring my hands over the depressing loss of whatever one might define as the good ol' days.

As far as I'm concerned that alone helps heaps in preventing places like this from drowning in the tears of backward-looking morons. A bunch of cheerless drama junkies gather together to complain about this that and everyfuckingthing else then wonder why nobody is happy? UhDuhr. It am a mystery.

What's your claim to flame besides being a member of that circus side show Ootikof? I mean gee, we all can't sit there and watch Temples evolution go from retard to mega-retard; and clap about it like you do. Just suck his dick already and be done with it.

I don't have a claim to fame. Never said I did.
Oh sure, I could repeat a few compliments others have given me here and there but that's just the opinions of other people.
While I appreciate such I don't need or solicit them, nor do I place any special significance on them.

Besides- if you have to tell someone how awesome you are you're definitely not awesome. Innit.

Maybe you can Pm The Wise And Powerful, and you 2 fucking senior citizens can start a thread about the benefits of soft food and colon cleanser.

We don't speak much these days.
He spends his time being a right-wing troll and I still spit on trolls, especially right-wing trolls.
I guess he got tired of having to carry an umbrella.

[Lemon]

Go blow Levon, so basically go suck your own dick.

Hahaha. Alf.

[Mr NiceGuy]

If one surveys the entire flame landscape out there, "sad" is the operative word.

You sit on the sidelines and complain,
Woe is me where is the game?
But no matter how you try to spin it,
The playing field is right in front of you so jump the fucking fuck in it.

~ end

[AMF]

You might think, because the monkey is off my back, that the circus had left town.

But it has not.

(I think I ought to attribute the sentiment to George Carlin.)

[Flynn]

For one thing:
I don't sit around and wring my hands over the depressing loss of whatever one might define as the good ol' days.

Orly? Like I haven't seen your ashmatic ass "poast" about a poster from so long ago, with a special twinkle in your crusty cataract ridden eyes. Were you remembering how this "poaster" textually touched you in your very "special place", and when I say "special place", I'm not talking about your coffee mug.

As far as I'm concerned that alone helps heaps in preventing places like this from drowning in the tears of backward-looking morons. A bunch of cheerless drama junkies gather together to complain about this that and everyfuckingthing else then wonder why nobody is happy? UhDuhr. It am a mystery.

Hey shitbrick, everything you just "poasted"....rings true......EXCEPT for the fucking fact you are a part of the, "backwards looking morons", and "drama junkies". Hey stupid you "poast" here and there don't you? So if indeed it is so very bad with the braindead running rampant, why do you participate and "poast" at these forums filled with vacuum sealed minds?

Who is "unhappy"? You? Me? The fucking Easter Bunny?

I don't have a claim to fame. Never said I did.
Oh sure, I could repeat a few compliments others have given me here and there but that's just the opinions of other people.
While I appreciate such I don't need or solicit them, nor do I place any special significance on them.

But you know what qualifies for a claim to fame? I'm sure you get some compliments, after all a broken clock is correct twice a day.

Besides- if you have to tell someone how awesome you are you're definitely not awesome. Innit.

That's your opinion. I am "awesome" by giving a lonely caffeinated spinster the time of day. See how "awesome" I am?

*Does Cartwheel*

We don't speak much these days.
He spends his time being a right-wing troll and I still spit on trolls, especially right-wing trolls.
I guess he got tired of having to carry an umbrella.

OR maybe that ancient fucker died?