Third rail Autopsy.

[BEnzo]

Answers below.....

Look up Bonesores penis measurement in your little black book and put that below for a laugh.

Everybody watch out for Looney. He's into that fur cosplay shit. Kinda like a glory hole with fuzz. Looney likes to keep guessing-

[BEnzo]

BEnzo was drawn in when he misread 'election night'.

We should start charging him a pink tax to post here.  He's even lamer than most female flamers.

You wish you had an 'erection night'.

[BEnzo]

Lemon's funny.

[BEnzo]

I don't know what definition of funny your dictionary has in its dusty pages, but I'll just go on record as saying - Not even fucking close, and try again.

I appreciate Lemon's left-leaning commentary, but her delivery is as flat as Vixen's ass.

One thing is for sure:

You ain't funny.

[BEnzo]

I'll give Bonesore funny looking!

[BEnzo]

Let me know when someone whose opinions I value feels the same way.

I'll wait.

I doubt I'll be losing sleep over the issue anytime soon.

Weeper. Sum Nutcase. Froodle.

Lol.

[BEnzo]

Why do you bother coming back to these forums

Unlike you, I never really leave.

How's the Couchtown Penis Room these days?

[BEnzo]

I appreciate her occaisional quirky humour, Benzo is only funny when hes running around demanding muscle pics from men while calling everyone else gay.

You can be funny in a look a slack jawed mouth breather spilled baccy down his chin kind of way.

You actually have to have muscles to send a muscle pic, btw.

And if a dude, even a creepy one, asks for dick measurements, I think it's pretty clear the guy is gay without my having to call them out as such. Not that I won't, anyway, tho. Lol.

[BEnzo]

and you're the dude who demanded Bonesaw post a picture of his arm so you guys could have a battle of the biceps online event. A real WTF? moment that.... seriously

No shit. Along with, what was it, 5 other dudes who claimed to be tuff guys? Only one who took it up was CW. If you didn't have your half naked picture on that avatar I would have challenged you too no doubt. I would have lost that one. Would have been a big 'get'. Oh well..

[BEnzo]

I see my "half naked" picture left an indelible imprint in your mind.

I find that mildly disturbing ...

only because I don't share your particular interest in committing images of shirtless men to memory.

Ya, a 'short' imprint.

Look you faggots, I didn't bring up the 'Great Bicep Challenge', but if that's the road we're going down I'm all for it. Lots of fresh material there, it's been awhile.
And CW's guns would put all those guys to shame. Especially Looney. Heh.

[BEnzo]

Did Bra1n and Feral do the deed yet?

I heard Bra1n is going on vacation in the spring, which means fall down under.

[BEnzo]

You want.

Speaking of flossing, pal, maybe after Buffy the dentist gets rid of your funk breath you'll turn a new leaf and do the oral hygiene thing. Rinsing with Pimms is no good! Too much sugar. Vodka or maybe kerosene would be better.

I bet Buffy's boobies are still crying being so close to Looney. Buffy goes 'open wide' and two boobies go 'nooooo!'

[BEnzo]

[BEnzo]

Sorry but the way he obsessed over me with that Stan nic screamed butthurt


I never gave him the time of day. He stayed mad

He was obsessed, no question.

I was checking out the blog and Obie basically goes 'do writers get paid'?
Bra1n says 'not at this time.'
He thinks there will be a time?

[BEnzo]

Obi’s tight Jew ass would wanna get paid 

Readers should get paid.

[BEnzo]

I'm Blazin Gunz the greatest flamer that never lived and yes, BF is so gonna pwn this place.

You threatening with a boyfriend?

[BEnzo]

Damn dude, seriously?! I thought the whole muscle off contest was a fucking troll! But like you're totally serious about it.

Freak!

That's right. Nobody accepted either. That bit ran for over a year, btw, because I take shit seriously.

[BEnzo]

That's because your challenge is so fucking absurd, and reeks of your homoerotic fantasies.

You're the only dipshit that cares about that faggot shit anyways.

I don't keep bringing it up.

[BEnzo]

It doesn't end there, his 2 teamsters where Frostbyte who was asking men to stroke his testicles and Torch who as you should know cant stop talking about cock. These 3 clowns were just spamming up how everyone else was gay.

You really couldn't invent this level of stupid.

Don't even start.

Cookie:

[BEnzo]

But you're "serious" about it. Yu0 don't need to bring anything up ever stupid, when yuo're the fucking tard demanding pictures of other dudes biceps or triceps or whatever yuO were fantasizing over.

Damn you're stupid.

STFU and clean the double wide. Feed the kids for fuck sake. I bet in Flynn's *ahem* 'house', the cupboards are filled with bagged 'no box' Wally World cerial. The 'cheese' is in cardboard, tho. USDA's finest. Only the best. lol. I have an image of a Monster Truck in Flynn's front yard at her trailer park. Bunch of hicks standing around it drinking soda in cups made from cut in half plastic bottles. Corncob pipes. Generic Skoal. Mulletts. Heh