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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #120 on: February 07, 2019, 11:05:13 PM »
What you're saying is your jailbird husband don't sweat Benzo?

Hey, I was in a stockade once over a weekend. I got busted on a Friday night and my CO told them to hold me until Monday morning. Fucker. I got nailed by SP's another time in a bar that was off Long beach and got thrown in the brig. I'm hardcore, man.
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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #121 on: February 08, 2019, 02:21:39 PM »
Hey, I was in a stockade once over a weekend. I got busted on a Friday night and my CO told them to hold me until Monday morning. Fucker. I got nailed by SP's another time in a bar that was off Long beach and got thrown in the brig. I'm hardcore, man.

I was only ever in Long Beach once, in 1965.  The troopship I was a passenger on put in to fuel and they let us debark (but only onto the pier) so we could call our girlfriends or moms on the pay phones.  I went into the head and took a shit, caught the fucking crabs off the seat.  Only time I ever had the little fuckers.

Thanks, Navy.

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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #122 on: February 08, 2019, 03:55:17 PM »
I was only ever in Long Beach once, in 1965.  The troopship I was a passenger on put in to fuel and they let us debark (but only onto the pier) so we could call our girlfriends or moms on the pay phones.  I went into the head and took a shit, caught the fucking crabs off the seat.  Only time I ever had the little fuckers.

Thanks, Navy.
I had them once in high school really bad. So bad I even had them on my arse hairs. For 2weeks I tried every shampoo and remedy in the book. Nothing was working, they kept coming back even after washing bedding and clothes. I spent like $60 on worthless products when all I had to do was just shave with a $1 razor. And I did, best way to go by far. I think the razor burn itched worse than the crabs themselves lol
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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #123 on: February 08, 2019, 04:10:42 PM »
I got slung in the Guardroom jail about 9 times, while there the last time I got warned for threatening a guard who was scared of me lol. I got Prisoner Escort duty after that, the Army has a lateral way of thinking.
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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #124 on: February 08, 2019, 10:47:06 PM »
I was only ever in Long Beach once, in 1965.  The troopship I was a passenger on put in to fuel and they let us debark (but only onto the pier) so we could call our girlfriends or moms on the pay phones.  I went into the head and took a shit, caught the fucking crabs off the seat.  Only time I ever had the little fuckers.

Thanks, Navy.

Marines always start the trouble.
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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #125 on: February 08, 2019, 10:50:57 PM »
I got slung in the Guardroom jail about 9 times, while there the last time I got warned for threatening a guard who was scared of me lol. I got Prisoner Escort duty after that, the Army has a lateral way of thinking.

Lol. With that mug you were for sure in many a bar fight.
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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #126 on: February 08, 2019, 11:11:42 PM »
Marines always start the trouble.

Didn't see any jarheads that day.  And FTR, paratroopers are bigger jagoffs than jarheads anyway.

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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #127 on: February 09, 2019, 10:11:45 AM »
I always thought the urban myth about catching crabs from a toilet seat was just a myth. Something to tell the mrs when you'd been a naughty boy.  :popcorn:
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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #128 on: February 09, 2019, 10:19:38 AM »
I was only ever in Long Beach once, in 1965.  The troopship I was a passenger on put in to fuel and they let us debark (but only onto the pier) so we could call our girlfriends or moms on the pay phones.  I went into the head and took a shit, caught the fucking crabs off the seat.  Only time I ever had the little fuckers.

Thanks, Navy.


Naval shipyard closed in the 90’s. Now it’s all shipping, receiving, longshoreman etc
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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #129 on: February 09, 2019, 11:32:55 AM »

Naval shipyard closed in the 90’s. Now it’s all shipping, receiving, longshoreman etc

Army shit gets shipped out there even now. I used to have to go there and do inventories. That was in the 90's. Logistics. I bet naval ships still go in there.
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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #130 on: February 09, 2019, 01:36:28 PM »
Army shit gets shipped out there even now. I used to have to go there and do inventories. That was in the 90's. Logistics. I bet naval ships still go in there.
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Coast guard mainly.
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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #131 on: February 10, 2019, 09:18:39 AM »
I thought I smelled the stench of military stupidity around here.

So you all did a little time in play jail eh?

I've always stayed just on the right side of the law and they've never been able to prove anything against me.

Some years ago though I was living in Belfast and went to Glasgow to close a deal not realising the guy I was doing business with was a crook and was being watched by the pigs.

I got stuck in the middle when the guy got busted and as my address was in another country I was considered a flight risk and denied bail.

I was remanded to HMP Barlinne awaiting trial and let me tell you this was real jail. 1600 Glaswegian psychos with razor blades all trying to slit some fuckers face up. As the only Englishman there I was somewhat of a target. Even the screws fuckin hated me. Shitting in a bucket in a cell designed for 1 but holding 4 was utterly degrading but the palpable feeling of impending violence was terrifying.

I was found not guilty and released after 3 months.

An experience I would never want to revisit.  :popcorn:
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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #132 on: February 10, 2019, 12:47:30 PM »
So you all did a little time in play jail eh?
Eh, no.  Don't bother projecting shit on me based on yer own funky experiences.  I've been up against the wall a few times, but never spent a moment in lockup. 
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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #133 on: February 10, 2019, 04:20:00 PM »
I've been up against the wall a few times,

I really don't want to know about your twisted sex life.

Anything with a wall and a glory hole is really Benzo's department.  :popcorn:
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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #134 on: February 10, 2019, 04:21:42 PM »
Ok... so who's Oak been pissing off this week?  :biglaugha:
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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #135 on: February 10, 2019, 04:37:38 PM »
Ok... so who's Oak been pissing off this week?  :biglaugha:

She hasn't been posting as much this week.  I think she gets bored easily, and her standards are rather high where flaming is concerned.

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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #136 on: February 11, 2019, 01:30:02 PM »
She hasn't been posting as much this week.  I think she gets bored easily, and her standards are rather high where flaming is concerned.
But anyways, I'm sitting here thinking back. Didn't you say years ago that you were a chopper mechanic? What were you doing on a troop transport? Just curious  :dontknow:
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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #137 on: February 11, 2019, 02:51:36 PM »
But anyways, I'm sitting here thinking back. Didn't you say years ago that you were a chopper mechanic? What were you doing on a troop transport? Just curious  :dontknow:

In '65 when LBJ consented to the first big escalation of US presence in Nam, something like 80-100K bodies had to get shuttled over there in a short time, along with a lot of materiel.  Couldn't fly all of them over, and they de-mothballed at least four WW2 troopships to carry all of us.  My division deployed from Jax, FL and went thru the Panama Canal and back up to Long Beach before crossing the Pacific. 

But since our returns were staggered, all of us at least got to fly back home. 
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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #138 on: February 11, 2019, 03:13:18 PM »
In '65 when LBJ consented to the first big escalation of US presence in Nam, something like 80-100K bodies had to get shuttled over there in a short time, along with a lot of materiel.  Couldn't fly all of them over, and they de-mothballed at least four WW2 troopships to carry all of us.  My division deployed from Jax, FL and went thru the Panama Canal and back up to Long Beach before crossing the Pacific. 

But since our returns were staggered, all of us at least got to fly back home.
Thank you for your service bro. I wouldn't tell any of your fellow liberals you served tho. You prolly get punk mugged. J/S
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Re: Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame
« Reply #139 on: February 11, 2019, 03:38:40 PM »
She hasn't been posting as much this week.  I think she gets bored easily, and her standards are rather high where flaming is concerned.

She uses the "I'm bored" thing as a crutch and boy does she love to hobble about!
As for flaming prove she has standards- or even knows enough about flaming to formulate a standard- please.
She showed the briefest glimmer of potential but under the slightest pressure folded like your skivvies in boot camp.

She's more interesting (barely) than caskur but she's definitely not flamer material.
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