Trying to flame with a decade-old PI exploit is so lame

[Oak]

Not a link, just a diarrhea explosion in the shoutbox.

She can be located with what's in the sb? I didn't realize it. Not cool even if I can't imagine anyone wanting to find her.

The thought of meeting the creature the dingoes returned in its infancy is horrifying enough.

[Oak]

Caskur is the best troll around you fucking idiots. She leaves geotags on her home photos then goes all pre menstrual if anyone mentions Willagee Swampland.

She eats a couple of morons like you as a snack before she flexes her fat ass fingers. Prick. 

Until I joined this forum I was fortunate not to have known of its existence.  I don't know, nor want to know, its forum history.

[Oak]

You now have little choice.

She will post fucking garbage at an alarming rate.

Your reaction will assess your fortirude. 

It seems she's best ignored.

[Oak]

Try it. Let's see how long you last. 

Okay.

[Oak]

SweetPea, unless you’re 6’3, big dicked and fuck like a God...NOT

What if a dude is fugly?  Ski mask?

[Oak]

Fear?

On an internet forum?

how does one know exactly when to be afraid? Is there a certain placement of smileys? bold font? Italics? that sort of thing.

I'm trying to determine that "oh shit it's about to really pop off up in here" moment

thanks

 

[Oak]

damn

First cookie monster with his demanding penis measurements thread and now this guy spending FIVE years frequenting gay clubs


what's with this brits?

Nothing wrong with being gay. Everything wrong with saying you're going to a gay club for the "music". That's bullshit!

[Oak]

I dunno, but the flame section has sure gheyed up since those two showed up here.

And still boring AF

[Oak]

Only boring people get bored.

Me, Loon and Flea are quite capable of making the place a laugh but it would be easier with more players. That's why I'm posting at Reddit Roast me and I think a few people should join me.

I'm a very hands off Mod and want people to be comfy posting however they like. I will not see the place turned into 1 line fag lames which (although some way off yet) a certain poster shows signs of heading that way.

I don't give a fuck who you are. If Flea started posting unfunny "You are a fag cos I said you are" and spamming the board they will be sent to the dumpster. I'm using my time and energy trying to better the forum with new members and I won't have it shit all over by some unthinking idiot. 

You take yourself way too seriously.  lmao

Now that's funny. 

[Oak]

You couldn't be further from the truth.

I do this for shits and giggles but If a poster is providing nothing more than ' You are gay/black/fat/ugly repetetive one liners that have no place in a thread then I'll get rid of them for the sake of the forum

I'm not going out promoting a board that is worthless.

Because you're the target, of your own making?   Amazing talent.

[Oak]

I think he proves my point.   

[Oak]

Were you alive and an adult during that period?

I was and I like dance music. The choice at the time was quite simple for a heterosexual man. You either attended flamboyant gay clubs with a great atmosphere, stayed in every week or went to the local cattle market to watch the animals desperately trying to prove their masculinity by glassing someone who inadvertently looked at a girl they had their bleary eye on.

I'm extremely confident in my hetero sexuality and chose to attend gay clubs for the tunes and the vibe which wasn't fueled by testosteone and 11 pints of wife beater lager.

In 85 Ecstacy appeared and clubs became neither gay nor straight and merely a group of people feeling good to the max and  being human toward each other.

I won't cover up the fact that my enjoyment of any venue I cared to attend was based on true feeling for great music and as I'm very confident in my own sexuality I felt no discomfort in dancing with my girlfreind and anyone else who was vibing on a beat.

It's very simple. Homophobes are closet gays almost 100% of the time. 




I hope you paid for that pocorn 

Yes, I was.  I went to clubs in those years too.  I didn't see all the potential violence you allude to at all.  Maybe that says more about your environment than anything to do with homophobia.

[Oak]

I find that hard to believe. I clubbed both nationally and internationally during that period and rarely came across a straight club without a testosterone fuelled aggresive edge. I'm sure before Ecstacy created the Summer Of Love that gay venues had their own agenda but being straight lifted you away from any possible situations. You had the opportunity to enjoy your night, dance, laugh and go home at the end without a bottle of Stella implanted in your eye. A big pointer was when a freind was killed during an altercation after dancing with the wrong girl.

I'm a pacifist  and after seeing that shit I made the choice of self preservation for myself and any girl I was seeing at the time.

Ecstacy was a great leveler. I have never seen a fight in a club (be it either gay straight or what became known as gay freindly) ever since 85 and my social life has remained very social with never in the slightest  an aggresive stance.

If someone tales issue with any part of my posts and my life choices then I assure you that you posses homophobic tendancies because you have repressed and unresolved gay feelings..

You really need to sort your shit out as a closet is no place to live a life.

You know, you're funnier when you're justifying yourself.  More please.

 

[Oak]

I justify nothing. I have no need. I also went to a lot of black and Latino clubs yet I'm neither a coon nor a beaner.

Some here seem unable to be confident in who they are and are frightened they will be turned by their own week minds.

I'd suggest counseling. 

Sure thing, cupcake.

[Oak]

No problem ass tinkler

I'll let the scientists explain what is obvious to any outsider.

HTH 

So, when I post to you, your ass tickles? 

 

[Oak]

To paraphrase 'A man needs a woman like a fish needs a bicycle' It was just as correct in its original form. 

So are you saying you need a man?  We're all friends here, you can share.

[Oak]

Just that my Koi carp have developed a penchant for vintage Schwinn bicycles and have all got paper rounds.

They're becoming militant and have Unionised.

They are demanding a Bose underwater sound system and a roster of top flight DJ's every weekend.

Carl Cox wants 50k for an hours set on Saturday and a private jet to take him to Miami to play the closing set at Space.

I feel a little ripped off as he will play 4 hours at the daybreak gig and after party for a measly 35k.

His reasoning is that the Space gig will have kudos, a sizeable write up in Mixmag and the resulting increase in downloads for his latest offering whereas playing to a group of Gold and Blue Koi (no matter how beautiful they are) will not create any paparazzi frenzy and take up his valuable time.

Although the fish are contributing to Carls payment the National Minimum Wage for paperboy fish doesn't even cover the canapes on his rider.

I see this as an opportunity for Crowd Funding.

Who wants to be first in with a $50 investment? 

I think you win for having the wordiest deflection ever. Well done!

[Oak]

But of course I win.

Iam The Scoundrel.

It's in the job description. 

 

[Oak]

Ok... so who's Oak been pissing off this week? 

I don't think anyone. I check in here and there on the kindergarten.   

[Oak]

She uses the "I'm bored" thing as a crutch and boy does she love to hobble about!
As for flaming prove she has standards- or even knows enough about flaming to formulate a standard- please.
She showed the briefest glimmer of potential but under the slightest pressure folded like your skivvies in boot camp.

She's more interesting (barely) than caskur but she's definitely not flamer material.

I'm not lamer material.  I've been online 10 + years and the same things are "flamed" no matter where I've been.  Low hanging fruit, race, sexuality, gender and political ideology.

Call me boring, lame, etc. I used to have fucks to give, I've run out.