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The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« on: February 01, 2019, 09:26:04 PM »
Those of you who know me are aware I'm a stubborn and resilient cunt.

When I deigned to come here to bestow my magical presence over this infested rat trap I immediately found the festering boil an it's ass and produced my enormous lance to rid BG of this tumorous appendage.

So as the first of my many miracles I have to gift you I present a Flame Forum modded by a Flamer(ish).

So have at it you bunch of weirdos and miscreants. See if you can ram a 15" pizza down your throat and post up some worthy shit.

Peaches honey. Don't let the door hit your flat ass as you leave.

















Oh fuck. I just realised how fast that useless fuck is gonna take to crash this train.

Fuck It. Do what you want.  :popcorn:

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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2019, 10:31:10 PM »
Wut  :confused3:

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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2019, 10:38:58 PM »
I pulled some strings to get you this gig.  Don’t disappoint me more than usual.
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2019, 09:14:18 AM »
OMFG! What happened last night?

One minute I'm happily routing out Peaches acne scabs next I get a flurry of tit pics from Flea in PM with a promise of a blowy. Wake up this morning and fuck me, I'm expected to actually do something here with new flippy buttons to stumble my fingers over.

Oh well. Fuck it. I spose I can co mod a few random posts now and then.

So here's how it is.

I'm not looking to re-invent the Flame Game with podcasts or Flaming by osmosis or owt but I'm happy to play the game with anyone who wants to. I'll go out on raids for noobs if anyone has an inkling and I'm a stubborn bastard so I won't be running off at the drop of a lame like some fuckers we know.

I modded TRF for 7 years and it took total disgust at the ANT troll to disuade me from posting and I can't see Flea pulling that sort of shit.

So. For your first challenge.

First one to call somebody a cunt gets a shiny badge.

You can manage that, can't you?  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2019, 12:46:38 PM »
How quaint.

I just want to give you a hug, Scoundrel. You're so adorable.
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2019, 12:48:41 PM »
How quaint.

I just want to give you a hug, Scoundrel. You're so adorable.

No cunt?

Brrrrrp

You lose.

Next contestant please.  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2019, 12:53:46 PM »
Damn.

This gig is rigged, I tell ya.
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2019, 12:54:21 PM »

Peaches honey. Don't let the door hit your flat ass as you leave.

Oh fuck. I just realised how fast that useless fuck is gonna take to crash this train.

Fuck It. Do what you want.  :popcorn:

Even at this advanced age, my ass is still FINE.  It runs in my family.

And btw.... I was never the mod of this subforum -- but do go on about how bad your ass hurts when you think of me.   :cool1:

Good luck, too.
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2019, 12:57:48 PM »
Those of you who know me are aware I'm a stubborn and resilient cunt.

Should those of us who don't know you care?

Just trying to fit in, here.
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2019, 01:00:45 PM »
Even at this advanced age, my ass is still FINE.  It runs in my family.

And btw.... I was never the mod of this subforum -- but do go on about how bad your ass hurts when you think of me.   :cool1:

Good luck, too.



Secondary cuntless post?

Didn't realise just how much I'm gonna have to drag this shithole up.

Shinies anybody?

Anybody?  :popcorn:



Should those of us who don't know you care?

Just trying to fit in, here.

I'm just kinda one of those guys that gets under your skin I guess.

Ask Flea.  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2019, 01:28:17 PM »
Secondary cuntless post?

Didn't realise just how much I'm gonna have to drag this shithole up.

Shinies anybody?

Anybody?  :popcorn:

We all know there's at least one horrible cunt here who has in the past displayed grossly overblown affection for meaningless forum shinies. Why this bauble hasn't already been claimed is something of a mystery.

Maybe they just don't want anything from you, Scoun? Aww. That's so sad.
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2019, 01:37:44 PM »
We all know there's at least one horrible cunt here who has in the past displayed grossly overblown affection for meaningless forum shinies. Why this bauble hasn't already been claimed is something of a mystery.

Maybe they just don't want anything from you, Scoun? Aww. That's so sad.

And yet you jump straight in with your lips pursed ready for a face masking?

I'm surprised it was you Vit.

Oh well. Admin. A shiny shit sandwich for Vitriol please.  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2019, 02:20:33 PM »
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2019, 03:02:04 PM »
Oh well. Admin. A shiny shit sandwich for Vitriol please.  :popcorn:

But I didn't call anyone in particular, by name, a cunt now did I?

As far as I'm concerned the shiny is still up for grabs.
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2019, 08:51:18 AM »
But I didn't call anyone in particular, by name, a cunt now did I?

As far as I'm concerned the shiny is still up for grabs.

 :biggrin:  True, the challenge has not yet been met.  One assumes it will hang over everyone's head until an opportune and troll-worthy moment.   :stirring:

Open-ended offers are always fun.

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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2019, 08:53:44 AM »
Open-ended offers are always fun.

The tab of Dam Acid I've been saving for a rainy day can go to the winner so they can trip on the bauble I guess  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2019, 11:09:19 AM »
Those of you who know me are aware I'm a stubborn and resilient cunt.

When I deigned to come here to bestow my magical presence over this infested rat trap I immediately found the festering boil an it's ass and produced my enormous lance to rid BG of this tumorous appendage.

So as the first of my many miracles I have to gift you I present a Flame Forum modded by a Flamer(ish).

So have at it you bunch of weirdos and miscreants. See if you can ram a 15" pizza down your throat and post up some worthy shit.

Peaches honey. Don't let the door hit your flat ass as you leave.

















Oh fuck. I just realised how fast that useless fuck is gonna take to crash this train.

Fuck It. Do what you want.  :popcorn:

Congratulations, ma'am
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2019, 12:02:06 PM »
Congratulations, ma'am

Your Queen is Flea.

I am but the Master At Arms  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2019, 10:59:22 PM »
Your Queen is Flea.

I am but the Master At Arms  :popcorn:

Ya, a dudes arms.
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2019, 10:58:26 AM »
Ya, a dudes arms.

Reduced to mental midgetry within one day.

You tried. You lost.

You are a footnote at the bottom of my shopping list. Wankstain.  :popcorn:
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