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The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« on: February 01, 2019, 09:26:04 PM »
Those of you who know me are aware I'm a stubborn and resilient cunt.

When I deigned to come here to bestow my magical presence over this infested rat trap I immediately found the festering boil an it's ass and produced my enormous lance to rid BG of this tumorous appendage.

So as the first of my many miracles I have to gift you I present a Flame Forum modded by a Flamer(ish).

So have at it you bunch of weirdos and miscreants. See if you can ram a 15" pizza down your throat and post up some worthy shit.

Peaches honey. Don't let the door hit your flat ass as you leave.

















Oh fuck. I just realised how fast that useless fuck is gonna take to crash this train.

Fuck It. Do what you want.  :popcorn:

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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2019, 09:14:18 AM »
OMFG! What happened last night?

One minute I'm happily routing out Peaches acne scabs next I get a flurry of tit pics from Flea in PM with a promise of a blowy. Wake up this morning and fuck me, I'm expected to actually do something here with new flippy buttons to stumble my fingers over.

Oh well. Fuck it. I spose I can co mod a few random posts now and then.

So here's how it is.

I'm not looking to re-invent the Flame Game with podcasts or Flaming by osmosis or owt but I'm happy to play the game with anyone who wants to. I'll go out on raids for noobs if anyone has an inkling and I'm a stubborn bastard so I won't be running off at the drop of a lame like some fuckers we know.

I modded TRF for 7 years and it took total disgust at the ANT troll to disuade me from posting and I can't see Flea pulling that sort of shit.

So. For your first challenge.

First one to call somebody a cunt gets a shiny badge.

You can manage that, can't you?  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2019, 12:48:41 PM »
How quaint.

I just want to give you a hug, Scoundrel. You're so adorable.

No cunt?

Brrrrrp

You lose.

Next contestant please.  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2019, 01:00:45 PM »
Even at this advanced age, my ass is still FINE.  It runs in my family.

And btw.... I was never the mod of this subforum -- but do go on about how bad your ass hurts when you think of me.   :cool1:

Good luck, too.



Secondary cuntless post?

Didn't realise just how much I'm gonna have to drag this shithole up.

Shinies anybody?

Anybody?  :popcorn:



Should those of us who don't know you care?

Just trying to fit in, here.

I'm just kinda one of those guys that gets under your skin I guess.

Ask Flea.  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2019, 01:37:44 PM »
We all know there's at least one horrible cunt here who has in the past displayed grossly overblown affection for meaningless forum shinies. Why this bauble hasn't already been claimed is something of a mystery.

Maybe they just don't want anything from you, Scoun? Aww. That's so sad.

And yet you jump straight in with your lips pursed ready for a face masking?

I'm surprised it was you Vit.

Oh well. Admin. A shiny shit sandwich for Vitriol please.  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2019, 08:53:44 AM »
Open-ended offers are always fun.

The tab of Dam Acid I've been saving for a rainy day can go to the winner so they can trip on the bauble I guess  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2019, 12:02:06 PM »
Congratulations, ma'am

Your Queen is Flea.

I am but the Master At Arms  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2019, 10:58:26 AM »
Ya, a dudes arms.

Reduced to mental midgetry within one day.

You tried. You lost.

You are a footnote at the bottom of my shopping list. Wankstain.  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2019, 11:29:45 AM »
No question you put wankstain on your popcorn.

Add that to your shopping list. Looking like Benny Hill you'd have to purchase it at this point.

Kid you're broken.

2 days posting against me whilst I brewed a good shit worthy of a pristine toilet.

You are the left over bog roll from the previous flush.

You tried. You lost.

Next  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2019, 10:22:44 AM »
I'm going to hound you

Classic fag hag behavior. Trying to hide behind hedges too small to cover that gigantic ass.

At least with you being a lard assed fag you can paint a parking space between your cheeks and let the truck drivers know they get an hours free stay while they ram your sphicter.  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2019, 12:17:35 PM »
Not a faggot

We only have your word for that.

Since every post you make contains queer material and since I've posted the science behind it. That makes you 100% closet fag.

I have no respect for people who have no true personality and scream their duplicity with every sentence.

I find it odd that people would be closeted on an adult forum.

Just be who you are kid. If you're gay just say so. The majority here will be supportive but to live how you chose as a gay man you should expect people with closed minds (probably more closet cases) to insult your choices.

what else you got raver?

Did that become an insult when I wasn't watching?

Yes I'm what you would term a raver. I've clubbed and taken E since the mid eighties. I, along with millions of others, have a very enjoyable life with much love and great freindships.

If you have a problem with that then I feel very sorry for you sat alone with your gay thoughts and not knowing who to speak to for advice.


I notice you mentioned you had a wife,

Very old and innoculous PI. Yes I'm married with two teenage sons. I live on the North West coast of England with the Irish Sea at the front of my house and the foothills of the Lake District to the rear.

Anything else?  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2019, 12:38:50 PM »
Hmmm. I would think most folks here are, um, innoculated against innoculous PI.

Maybe I'm wrong, though.

If someone was so psychotic as to try and find me based on the knowledge that I live in an area of hundreds of square miles populated by hundreds of thousands of people then I wish them good luck in their efforts.

I tend not to have a 4K screen on the top of my car and above the doorway to my house proclaiming my internet persona and displaying my latest posts.  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2019, 01:15:35 PM »
Are you suggesting some people would consider doing so?

Whatever for?

You're some guy on a forum.

Caskur (I know) claims RL harrasment from these boards. Flea apparently had some guy hitch hike to go see her.

Whether any of this is real I don;t know but I'm unlikely to post the name of my business nor the postcode of my  home.   :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2019, 02:27:06 PM »
He did NOT hitch hike. He wanted to and all hell broke loose when I said no

Yeah, I just heard the rumour. It's creepy enough as It stands.  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2019, 02:38:16 PM »
I never even gave the dude my phone number. Lol

I gave Vixen a burner phone number of mine

That's how I figured her as a South London Muslim rather than the Oxbridge educated para legal she claimed to be.
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2019, 10:14:11 AM »


So that's your sleeping arrangements?

Christ, American jails have more privacy.  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2019, 09:22:04 AM »


Your Johnny Depp impression is as poor as the rest of your posts.  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2019, 04:50:47 PM »
gay raves.

Once again with the posts that have no basis in truth.

I told you to screen cap where I ever mentioned 'Gay Raves'

You didn't because you couldn't.

You don't get very far with me making untrue statements then twirling like a ballerina as you shout out your lies.

Do try to get better at the game son. You are merely the shit on my shoe at the moment.

You need to step up kid.  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2019, 03:45:02 PM »
Once again you're babbling..

It's called the English language.

I know you speak EFL but you need extra lessons.

Try taking teacher a juicy apple.  :popcorn:
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Re: The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2019, 05:41:36 PM »
It's called boring, pal.

You are indeed boring Benzoid.

If you posted other than your poorly crafted lames and your devotion to one of the worst spammers at FT in recent history you may improve.  :popcorn:
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