The Queen is Dead. Long Live The Queen

[BEnzo]

Your Queen is Flea.

I am but the Master At Arms 

Ya, a dudes arms.

[BEnzo]

Reduced to mental midgetry within one day.

You tried. You lost.

You are a footnote at the bottom of my shopping list. Wankstain. 

No question you put wankstain on your popcorn.

Add that to your shopping list. Looking like Benny Hill you'd have to purchase it at this point.

[BEnzo]

Kid you're broken.

2 days posting against me whilst I brewed a good shit worthy of a pristine toilet.

You are the left over bog roll from the previous flush.

You tried. You lost.

Next 

No, you're broke. Broke and boring. And not one bit funny, either. I'm going to hound you like the bass beats at one of your gay raves.

So, homo, tell us about these 80's fag clubs and the 'music' you made there. I bet you like show tunes. Bette Midler and Cher are both in your queue, don't even deny it!

[BEnzo]

Classic fag hag behavior. Trying to hide behind hedges too small to cover that gigantic ass.

At least with you being a lard assed fag you can paint a parking space between your cheeks and let the truck drivers know they get an hours free stay while they ram your sphicter. 

Not a faggot, not a lardass, what else you got raver?

I notice you mentioned you had a wife, that must be the 'closest' gay friend, huh??

[BEnzo]

We only have your word for that.

Since every post you make contains queer material and since I've posted the science behind it. That makes you 100% closet fag.

I have no respect for people who have no true personality and scream their duplicity with every sentence.

I find it odd that people would be closeted on an adult forum.

Just be who you are kid. If you're gay just say so. The majority here will be supportive but to live how you chose as a gay man you should expect people with closed minds (probably more closet cases) to insult your choices.

Did that become an insult when I wasn't watching?

Yes I'm what you would term a raver. I've clubbed and taken E since the mid eighties. I, along with millions of others, have a very enjoyable life with much love and great freindships.

If you have a problem with that then I feel very sorry for you sat alone with your gay thoughts and not knowing who to speak to for advice.


Very old and innoculous PI. Yes I'm married with two teenage sons. I live on the North West coast of England with the Irish Sea at the front of my house and the foothills of the Lake District to the rear.

Anything else? 

[BEnzo]

So that's your sleeping arrangements?

Christ, American jails have more privacy. 

[BEnzo]

Your Johnny Depp impression is as poor as the rest of your posts. 

Your best impressions are made at the gay raves.

[BEnzo]

Once again with the posts that have no basis in truth.

I told you to screen cap where I ever mentioned 'Gay Raves'

You didn't because you couldn't.

You don't get very far with me making untrue statements then twirling like a ballerina as you shout out your lies.

Do try to get better at the game son. You are merely the shit on my shoe at the moment.

You need to step up kid. 

Once again you're babbling.

You like to reread your own shit over and over again, there's no doubt.

[BEnzo]

It's called the English language.

I know you speak EFL but you need extra lessons.

Try taking teacher a juicy apple. 

It's called boring, pal.

[BEnzo]

You are indeed boring Benzoid.

If you posted other than your poorly crafted lames and your devotion to one of the worst spammers at FT in recent history you may improve. 

Ask the Couchtowners if I'll ever improve. Vitriol the hippie lays a bore bomb occasionally ask him.

Flametown's dead. Nobody wants to do that anymore. Besides, JS ran you out with our version and obviously you couldn't deal. Just look what I did to Looney. 'Nuff said-
Lol!

[BEnzo]

Once again the daily wearer of the forum dunce hat comes out to play.

You know I like my facts so go the fuck ahead and quote any post where I have made an airclaim about either of these two.

Benzo I just rinse off and move back to the urinal. Looney I rarely mention unless he's just fucked someone over.

You are but children. You have no Idea that a flame war is brewing between the flamers here already. Looney is donning his best gimp mask and Flea is trying to photoshop pictures of her snatch so it doesn't look like a smashed steak sandwich.


You speak so much yet know so little. 

Actually we all bored out. Why are you not dropping your scroll bombs where they would be more than welcome at Flame Truth? Somebody will pick you up over there. Looney will ask for a penis measurement if you get into the 'Penis room'. Don't lie, Looney's the saint nicholas of dick lists. He will know.