Lotus got a happy vday post...

[The Queen Bee]

and I didn’t get shit ( not here at least )


I’m losing my touch. Fuck all of u 

[FatBasted]

Happy V-Day!!!

Now bend over 

[Oliver Clotheshoffe]

Here, I made a video just for you -

[Garraty_47]

[Oak]

Careful what you ask for is apropos.

[The Queen Bee]

Awww Vit actually has a heart

[Bonesaw]

The only person who gives a shit whether you have a happy V-day should be your husband.  Stop begging for attention.

[Garraty_47]

Awww Vit actually has a heart

Yeah well, nobody's perfect.

[Mr NiceGuy]

and I didn’t get shit ( not here at least )


I’m losing my touch. Fuck all of u 

Well what did you do to deserve shit?












The internet wants to know.



I think every day and every month is named for something or someone.  Valentine's Day isn't your day because it's named for someone else already. You need a special day named just for you.

Like, Nothing Day. Or Nobody Day. Or Notice Me Even Though I Suck Real Real Bad Day.

Any of those catching your fancy? 

Please let me know.

My PM bin doubles as a trash bin.







And its been wanting to know

[The Queen Bee]

The only person who gives a shit whether you have a happy V-day should be your husband.  Stop begging for attention.

Well fuck you too, Sir. I take it you didn’t get shit either 

[The Scoundrel]

and I didn’t get shit


I’m losing my touch.

I sent an open letter to the USA penal service inviting everyone you ever fucked to get a new prison tat in your honour.

They ran out of ink in commisary.