I heard there was gonna be new, fresh content here at the BGz

[BEnzo]

You dudes are worse than bitches with your telling lol

Baby! You're flirting with that Benny Hill MFR?



Ohhh the pain...

[BEnzo]

It's ok. I don't mind a little dissection


You have a job here?

Are you sure?

It's an internet forum for snakecharmers and ner-do-wells with a lax policy on personal computer time where they are employed.

Work here? Do you have wage slips to prove it? When's the office Christmas party? Did you find out who was Secret Santa for Bob in accounts last year and got him that god-awful sweater? Do we have enough temps to cover holidays? You just know those fading beauty queens in the typing pool are going on Spring Break to Daytona Beach. Perhaps one of them will end up on one of those semi-pro porno joke shows and commit suicide from embarrassment?

Anyway. What were you saying?

Oh yeah.

 
Could you provide cliff notes? I could care less really but It seems important to you.


There with that job thing again. I'll have to consult my financial advisors to see if I need to make any changes to my portfolio.


Podcasts were checked out by the previous administration, decided to be 'The Future' Died a long raspy death at the feet of Skip Shitbucket Poofer and are now trying to climb out from under the corpses of Oven Number 2 Belsen so what they said or say is like a gnorly piece of peanut  brittle stuck under a sloppy back street molar cap.


Who? All I see is a bunch of jive talking knuckle draggers lamenting the demise of printed porn as their wi-fi is a little sticky in the bathroom. 

This asshole is the sleeper replacement for Blandscape.

[BEnzo]

Did you really just say that ? I kick Benny Hill when I’m bored . He got no such PM’s from me

It was a joke. The words, not the picture.