I have a story about yeast infection that was hilarious at the time but maybe you had to be there.
About 30 years ago my then girlfriend got thrush (yeast infection)
The natural cure for thrush is natural yoghurt placed on a tampon and rammed up yer pussy.
Anyway. My GF was taking a bath and me, being the nice guy I am, thought I'd help out, so, whilst she was soaking I put a tampon in a pot of yoghurt ready for insertation.
So half an hour passes whilst she has a soak and as she gets out to dry I go to get the pre-soaked tampon for her to use.
Go to the fridge, grab the yoghurt pot but like a dick head I hadn't realised that the tampon would absorb all the yoghurt and fill the pot. So what I ended up with was a yoghurt pot with a string sticking out and a soggy tampon about 4 inches wide by 5 inches long.
She couldn't use it.We laughed.
Like I say. Maybe you had to be there?