So howz Mel?

[The Scoundrel]

He's alive and his keyboard still works.  Some different nurses have been babysitting him on an obscure forum somewhere.  More, I cannot say.

Looks like the submarine miniturised in 'Fantastic Voyage'   

[The Scoundrel]

I have a story about yeast infection that was hilarious at the time but maybe you had to be there.

About 30 years ago my then girlfriend got thrush (yeast infection)

The natural cure for thrush is natural yoghurt placed on a tampon and rammed up yer pussy.

Anyway. My GF was taking a bath and me, being the nice guy I am, thought I'd help out, so, whilst she was soaking I put a tampon in a pot of yoghurt ready for insertation.

So half an hour passes whilst she has a soak and as she gets out to dry I go to get the pre-soaked tampon for her to use.

Go to the fridge, grab the yoghurt pot but like a dick head I hadn't realised that the tampon would absorb all the yoghurt and fill the pot. So what I ended up with was a yoghurt pot with a string sticking out and a soggy tampon about 4 inches wide by 5 inches long.

She couldn't use it.We laughed.

Like I say. Maybe you had to be there? 

[The Scoundrel]

Ugh, I so didn’t need to read that

Admit it.

It was funny. Only I could turn a yeast infection into a joke.

There is another story about how the doctor examined my spotty dick by poking my bell end with the end of his pen which he then immediately put into his mouth whilst he considered his diagnosis.

You definately had to be there for that one.   

[The Scoundrel]

Flea invited me to a secret board here but it turned out to be videos of prolapse sex.

I couldn't keep my dinner down. 

[The Scoundrel]

at a gay rave

Dude.You're far too easy.

Keep posting proven misquotes  and I'll carry on ramming them down you're throat.

Put it this way. A psychologist would say two things about this guy. Either he's intentionally being leading about himself falsely for some reason,

You wouldn't recognise a flame if your tightey whiteys were engulfed you moronic twat.

Try posting something worth reading you waste of fuckin bandwidth. 

[The Scoundrel]

Only post I've made in the Staff Room is one registering my surprise at the amount of threads there. More than in my 7 years at TRF.

I put it down to early difficulties and admin changes. 

[The Scoundrel]

Lol @ her monitoring this forum looking for a come up

We should fight them. When I was at school we always fought the other schools.

This feels the same. 

[The Scoundrel]

We can feed you to fat Danny.

Much as though I retain my athletic figure I have a fast metabolism and usually snack on a couple of these forum warriors for breakfast.

Thanks for the food idea though. We can set it up like a medieval banquet and digest them slowly over many courses. 

[The Scoundrel]

I don’t think you want it with Mel, Vit.


 

Ohhh, I dunno.

Bout time there was some entertainment.

Hey Mel, me and Lump/Tyrone have been battling Mimi and Blurt pretty hard lately

So is this a closed shop like a 1970's British Leyland plant or does my current Union membership cover my entrance fee?

Links boys. Links. 

[The Scoundrel]

I don’t mind plugging other forums

Ah sweet pea.

I'm never too busy to drop a Doc Marten into that cranial snatch of yours.

Seems your fanclub is almost entirely made up of females over the age of 70,

tax-leeching ‘transition’

you cried!

beloved LGBT beliefs

swing your pink fluffy purse around in a tantrum

big hairy diva

shit-stirring old queen like yourself...

So on a scale of 1 to Pickles just how gay is this fucker?

Get signed up fella...

I'll probably get banned in less time than it takes to think up a new sock but, fuck it.

Why not. 

[The Scoundrel]

He claims not to be a fag but dresses in his ma’s clothes

I was speaking to Flea in that post you do know that don't ya bud?

I think Blurtism may be catching. 

[The Scoundrel]

Well you quoted my posts so I naturally assumed you were addressing me.

In the quotes regarding Homo Faggo I was.

However.

See how cool I am ? I don’t mind plugging other forums

Flea, see?

Fuckin hell it even rhymes.

Does this genius know no bounds? 

[The Scoundrel]

Wishful thinking on your part there princess, my ass is one way traffic.

You should speak to Blurty boi if you like a bit of both...

Dude really?

You bin smoka da erb tonight?

I quoted Flea in one post, then quoted that I'd quoted about El Ass Bandit in another.

Both of which posts missed your head, floated across The Mersey and are currently headed due South over Birkenhead post office.

It's hard work enough dealing with the Dumbericans without a Brit getting all Spongebrain Squarehats.

Do keep up.

There's a good chap. 

[The Scoundrel]

Ok well to be fair

Why would I choose to post other than the character I've carefully created over a dozen years?

As to the E's I'm just awaiting a batch of Blue Punishers from Dam.

PM me.

Also. If this other forum are lurking and I'm planning a duck hunt would It be best to keep my nic over there schtum in here?

I understand it may be of concern to them that someone of my evil repute would be up close and personal but would they search through my posts to find the new nic?

Creepy. 

[The Scoundrel]

Wtf is happening in this thread?

Not a fuckin clue.

Some overly heavy-handed moderation may be in order.

[The Scoundrel]

I can’t even remember how I got it..

Twat sent me here and he's normally all the advertising you need 

[The Scoundrel]

Seamajor asked but his pm’s are off

I'm awaiting somebody to start scroll bombing logic flames that are so Anglophile they could be confused with Caskur's Royalty claims.

Then we'll know Bra1n's arrived.

Fuckin nigger won't resist it for long.

Too much love for Flea and envy of me. 

[The Scoundrel]

Who is Bra1n? Is that the guy who was Admin on Third Rail?

Yup.

Black dude from Florida.

Known to be an ambulance chasing shyster lawyer.

Would give his left testicle to be English and the other one he wants to shove up Flea's ass.

I thing Flea blew him out.

Between that and the knowledge he'd never get citizenship here he lost it.

Never seen the internet totally destroy a character before.

I think he took it too serious. 

[The Scoundrel]

and no, I did not blow him

Fuck me! Has every fucker got dyslexia today?

I said 'blew him out' meaning you rejected him.

Honestly I sometimes wish the UK had a Second Amendment. 

[The Scoundrel]

Ok my bad.

I think either everyone's having a bad day or I'm using British humour too much.

Mind you, AP totally missed a couple of points yesterday.

Maybe bold letters or Italics when I make a specific point?