So howz Mel?

[Blurt]

Sorry, my bad.

How's it hanging, Small Truck Driving Business Owner?

Mel, don't drink too hard. The clown show dynamics accelerate when you do. You know that.

[Blurt]

Well, they don't call you "Ace" for nuffin'.

[Blurt]

Mel, your fascination with my peter is equal only to Scouse's fascination with my pucker.

What is it with you "wannabe-Kraut" Brits and Canucks that you're also infatuated with other men's pee holes and poop chutes?

You're both campaigning for the right to wear a pink triangle, nicht wahr?

[Blurt]

ikr?

They think they're getting under my skin with that bulldung but what's really happening is they're just flaying themselves alive and exposing what's underneath ther own skins for all to see.

I'm the only one allowed under my skin; I've spent my life there. I know the lay of the land better than anyone.

Now it's time to go see what Frank's up to in Hellraiser. 

[Blurt]

Oh, he'll find citations. So will Joe. And Mel.

This beats fishing for marlin off the coast of Florida.

 

[Blurt]

Doubt away, Scouzi.

Your intellectual limitation is showing, though.