So howz Mel?

[The Queen Bee]

Just wanted to pop in here and say hello to Rotwang. Has it been that long? How are you? I certainly hope things are well with you. Things are good on my end. Just terrible news about Third Rail Forum.

So I have a few questions to ask on behalf of the Upstanding Citizen Brigade Of Moral Standing.

Question One: Will you continue carrying on like an alley cat in heat? Or will you actually act like a fucking normal human being and accept "No means No"?

Question Two: My question is, will you continue posting like a fucking fully erect penis? Or will you post like the entertainer you are and forget about anyone under the age of 18?

Question Three: For as long as i've known about you, you always have been void of any humor or laughter. Is that because you were tired of "dating" people your own age? Yes, that is the question.

Question four: Do you carry any chloroform?

Ok, the chloroform bit was funny as fuck