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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2019, 04:06:26 PM »
Blurt’s favourite tactic is sucking upto admins or mods to receive support


Don't know about the admins but the shady little fuck won't get shit from me  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2019, 07:34:29 PM »
His brand of self-puffery is more generic than yours, and thus easier to ignore.

Yet you get kicked around like a Helium filled beach ball every time I post toward you?

Tell you what.

Flea's moaning like shit that I'm doing a match at FT so to give me a warm up why don't you pick another Septic and do battle with me and AP. No run ins so the tards can't shadow your defeat mind.  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2019, 09:27:52 PM »

HAHAHAHA

If four of us are in a doubles match, how COULD there be any run-ins?  There'd be no audience.  And we'd never get decent judges.

Besides that, I haven't been in a formal match in ten years.  What flaming I do is too subtle for most to grasp, and I prefer to spread it around amongst Targets of Opportunity when I do feel flamey, which is kind of rare actually.

However, since we're speaking hypothetically, let's have a hypothetical match between you & Scouse, aka the Abysmal Turd Heads, and Blurt & me, aka the Paragons of Virtue.  Let's say hypothetically the match is finished, but it's on a hidden board nobody else can read 

Judges will be every poster who's posted at least ten posts a day for each of the last ten days.  Judges will have to hypothetically read the match, or else look at the last hundred posts from each of the four contestants and IMAGINE.

Go ahead and put up the poll tomorrow and let them vote.   :popcorn:

What the fuck did I say about useless cunts not being able to organise a match?

This deluded cunt is trying to muddy the waters by speculating on hypotheticals and hidden posts.

You surely can't get fuckin dumber than this.....................................


Oh wait.

Twap!! There's a match that needs totally fucking up. Could you drop by you old fuckin hag?  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2019, 09:28:51 PM »

Just curious, what is your native language?

Nontard.

Buy a fuckin dictionary.  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2019, 09:51:35 PM »
Right over yer head, my post went.   :crampe:

You posted you were unable to play a match unless it was held in another dimension.

Even Twat gets a match on the right board dick head.  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2019, 01:51:57 PM »
Sign up for the match or fuck off and die cousin fucker.

So you're the hidden secret Flame weapon all these misguided, monosylabic fuckin jump lead eaters keep talking about.

If your introduction was anyhing like your posts you have nothing to offer these drowning sailors but pick a partner and if AP will play we'll have a match.

Nice to meet you BTW.  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2019, 02:29:39 PM »
:popcorn:

What happened to Skinhead and Scudrel?   :dizzy:

I'm here.

I don't live for this shit so I log in when there's something to do and I have the time.

Things seem to be getting a little more interesting at the moment so I'll try to waste a little of my precious time here.  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2019, 04:28:51 PM »
Who the hell judges the supposed winner?

I would only do a match for shits and giggles.

It would be impossible to get a true result by a poll vote and no experienced judges.

The commentary thread should be interesting.

One of my stips would be that terms like Liibtard, Conturd and SJW would be banned as they are incredibly dull nonsense topics that have no place in a Flame match.  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2019, 04:53:46 PM »
I’m sure some bastion of virtue and impartiality like Lady Peaches would appoint herself head judge.  :coffee_beans:

No judges.

Nobody impartial enough. We'd just play for the fun of it and to try to light a spark in this place.  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2019, 06:55:05 PM »
I came up with Emily.

So the cowardly lion reaches out to some unknown who has taken no part in the threads being discussed?

What? Do you think you've got an Pooferesque prick up your wizards sleeve?

I destroy power flamers simply because they spend so long trying to write they forget to be funny.

I imagine a large amount of TL/DR will be displayed to be promptly quashed by an off the cuff witticism which is how the game is played.

You also might have overlooked the part about Emily not being available until sometime after the Ides of March, so we can't start before the 18th at the earliest. 

Two weeks of pre-writes? This 'Emily' must be some sort of proffesional.

How about I message Oranje and see if he fancies disemboweling some random fuck for no reason?

You're an embarrasing asshole Peaches. Did your sister have all your fights for you?

Anyway. Bring it on. Rusty or not I'll still take lumps out of any fucker.  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2019, 08:21:38 PM »
Oranje was one funny mother fucker

Him, Duke and SOG were some hilarious reads

Reading SOG was like reading a twisted genius with a gravity toward top shelf drinks. He was a true individual with no peers whatsoever. He really just didn't care and it showed. Even the introductary references to his drinks cabinet were pure gems.

Qrange was like putting your face against an industrial grinder whilst being tickled with a goose feather.

I never played much with Duke but his rep was great.  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2019, 08:32:02 PM »
Where were all these characters from?

Probably played in many places but I remember them most from FC.

There's an Oranje nic registered at FT but I doubt it's him.

They all had enough after the glory days I think.  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2019, 08:56:29 PM »
Pre-writes? Jesus H, do some sad fuckers actually do that? :crampe:

Indeed so AP.

This verbose excuse for a humanoid will spend the next two weeks writing up posts all about tiny dicks and bursting pimples on various parts of your body.

Some people write from experience and this poor slut has obviously been unlucky in love.

She takes her angst regarding her disappointment of relationships out on her keyboard as her catheter drains away the bathtub Gin she imbibes to numb the pain.

I scanned her crass efforts of Flame on this board and realised she has but two arrows to her bow, both of which are blunt and badly aimed.

Her destruction is assured.  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #33 on: March 06, 2019, 07:09:10 AM »
Either you're skeered of engaging Emily, or you're not.  Make a choice.

I'll take 'Not' for $500. I've already dissected her posts. Tiny dick and acne peppered with unreadable bollocks that sound like a gibbering Gibbon with tourettes.

Your cowardly action of selecting a poster who has played no part in the ensuing build up has already labbelled you as a hopeless tard and It's funnier that you find one who needs 2 weeks to prewrite.

Do you think I will need any extra effort to dismantle the scaffolding that bears the weight of your unibrow?

Nah man. I'll happily destroy every prewrite that comes my way whilst drinking coffee, running a business and learning to play bass.

I might just learn Esperanto while I'm at it.

Truth Is, limited without your references to US politics you are a dud. You will rely totally on your partners posts which, unfortunately for you, will not be good enough as although she is basically capable of stringing a sentence together she isn't funny which is how I judge Flame.

I'd have had respect for you had you chosen Peaches or someone else that was involved as a partner but this shit is piss weak.

Wanker  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #34 on: March 06, 2019, 07:18:52 AM »
It's him, idiot-

And of course you know this because you've hired Oranje to set up the reception at your same sex wedding?  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2019, 08:04:00 AM »
What is this thread really about? Is it the fact that the captain looks like caskur?

It began as a jovial flame that could have provided some entertainment with posters comparing others to members of the 'Sharkus Patheticus' breed but quickly degenerated into yet more of the same bollocks that infests this site.

Feel free to join the original coversation and ignore the rest of the shit.

Only just noticed you're a Brit. All that time at TRF I presumed you were a Yank.  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2019, 01:53:08 PM »
Far be it from me to attempt the impossible by keeping a thread on topic for more than a few consecutive posts but are these Jews and Muslims being spoken of also Sharks?

How does that work?

Are Jewish sharks and Muslim sharks diametrically opposed in such a way as to never have to rely on the same food sources?

Are Jewish sharks circumcised? How do Muslim sharks  hear the Muezzin call the Adhan underwater and do they use flatfish as prayer mats?

This new information makes for a whole new thought process vis a vis sharks, the Universe and everything.  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #37 on: March 07, 2019, 03:37:32 PM »
I live in England, I just chose the German flag when I signed up

Not to be picky but wouldn't your Avi be



The same as your location flag

Not



Or more correctly



Which would place you in India of all places.

Like I say. Not being picky.  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #38 on: March 07, 2019, 04:14:00 PM »


The UK (most importantly our royalty) is more German than a beer hall Putsch on a mild October evening and as we invented India the flag has merit.  :popcorn:
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Re: Which Shark Are You?
« Reply #39 on: March 08, 2019, 10:34:48 AM »
That was of course, until us AMERICANs came along and shoved him back into his locker for giving our little brothers across the pond all those nasty wedgies.

The US declared war on Japan and her allies ie Germany after sitting on the fence whilst the rest of the free world suffered.

In the spirit of a 'Free Lunch' though the Americans then profitted from the war in a most unseemly fashion through the remainder.

As it went having the Axis powers devoting thier resources into building militaria was preferable to them having to concentrate on cars and consumer electronics thereby decimating the industrial might of the Allies from the late 50's onward.

Funny how things turn out.  :popcorn:
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