Your willingness to believe anything that even remotely resembles a conspiracy is legendary.
It's like there's a void somewhere in your mind and you're stumbling around blindly, arms outstretched, moaning and drooling, looking to put some story, any story, into that hole.
I don't think I've ever come across a brainless carcass as contemptible as yours.
Vultures and hyenas would do well to give your rotten meat a wide berth.