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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2019, 07:44:47 PM »
You’re fat Danny’s fucking appetizer, you dumb ninny
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2019, 07:47:47 PM »
Are they really trying to organize a match there?  :crampe:
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2019, 07:50:55 PM »
Not sure if Benny Hill here is bullshitting. Peaches would know tho
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2019, 07:51:44 PM »
Are they really trying to organize a match there?  :crampe:

Yeah. 

And Scudrel is trying to organize a tag team event here to warm him up for it.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2019, 07:53:51 PM »
Yeah. 

And Scudrel is trying to organize a tag team event here to warm him up for it.



I just spit my smoothie out


Scoundrel is doing WHAT  :crampe:
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2019, 08:23:01 PM »
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2019, 08:42:20 PM »
No worries, Scouse. I'll concede that you're better at thinking that you're one of the guys than I am at thinking that I'm one of the girls. Your latent homosexuality is stoking your vehement mental hip-thrusting so, yes, you've had more practice than I have in aiming for something you were not born to be.

In my case, a woman; in your case, a man.

Blurt you’re gayer than a row of pink tents, just look in the fucking mirror.

Straight blokes don’t wear make up and women’s dresses, nor do they have sex change operations.

What the fuck happened to you in your childhood???

In fact, spare me the details, I really don’t want to know...

I suspect that your ma parading you around in her Playboy bunny outfits may well have contributed towards your mental trauma.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2019, 09:26:34 PM »
Question for you, Scouse: can you blame a person grown to adulthood for something that happened in their childhood?

Think carefully before you open your mouth, for once.

And leave my mother's Playboy outfits out of it. Stick to the magazine, sticky though its pages may be. The idea of you fumbling over your zipper to fondle your Vienna cocktail sausage while thinking of my mother is enough to make me upchuck my Appletini and hominy grits.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2019, 09:31:24 PM »
And, to the folks who gave me a hug in this thread, thanks. I appreciate y'all, too.

Of course, this will not please those here who can't help but dribble their drivel all over the court without ever being able to get near the hoop.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2019, 09:52:04 PM »
Pffft... never trust the ones who give you a hug...

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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #30 on: March 04, 2019, 09:53:14 PM »
So you admit that your childhood could well be the reason for your broken brain?

You need therapy, not LGBT-endorsed cosmetic surgery, courtesy of the Canadian tax payer’s endless generosity.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #31 on: March 04, 2019, 10:09:00 PM »
One of the BEST people alive I know from TV is transgendered "Carlotta" an original Les Girls from the 1960s...

He had the full sex change...

Carlotta is a conservative, …

They did a life story movie of him, now a her.

He does regret his sex change... I'll always call Carlotta a him... Best human on the planet imho.

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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #32 on: March 04, 2019, 10:30:43 PM »
Just like Norman Bates, errrrr I mean Blurt, will regret his sex change op if he goes ahead with it.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #33 on: March 05, 2019, 12:00:35 AM »
Just like Norman Bates, errrrr I mean Blurt, will regret his sex change op if he goes ahead with it.

Carlotta ONCE said she should never have had a sex change and just been a gay guy...

and ONE other time another on a Sally Jesse Raphael show (years back) said he regretted his sex change because he couldn't enjoy orgasms now... Two HONEST people telling the truth... in other words, getting the operation isn't as glamourous as they'd like us to believe...
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #34 on: March 05, 2019, 01:26:30 AM »
Oh hey a new thread! Sorry I'm late, just got here, but what's this thread about?
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #35 on: March 05, 2019, 01:40:49 AM »
Carlotta ONCE said she should never have had a sex change and just been a gay guy...

and ONE other time another on a Sally Jesse Raphael show (years back) said he regretted his sex change because he couldn't enjoy orgasms now... Two HONEST people telling the truth... in other words, getting the operation isn't as glamourous as they'd like us to believe...

People have tried telling Blurt about the orgasm thing, presumably taking it up the shitter is the only way he will be able to feel anything.

The whole thing is so monumentally fucked up and unnatural it gives me the shivers. How on earth can anyone even consider doing that to themselves? It’s unthinkable.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #36 on: March 05, 2019, 02:14:00 AM »
People have tried telling Blurt about the orgasm thing, presumably taking it up the shitter is the only way he will be able to feel anything.

The whole thing is so monumentally fucked up and unnatural it gives me the shivers. How on earth can anyone even consider doing that to themselves? It’s unthinkable.


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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #37 on: March 05, 2019, 04:32:52 AM »
People have tried telling Blurt about the orgasm thing, presumably taking it up the shitter is the only way he will be able to feel anything.

The whole thing is so monumentally fucked up and unnatural it gives me the shivers. How on earth can anyone even consider doing that to themselves? It’s unthinkable.

Gays don't have as much anal sex as most people think... they suck each other off mostly.

People have told him... I've heard real transsexuals claim there was a better way TWICE... but ultimately it's his choice. Don't stress the small stuff.... Worry about your OWN SURVIVAL, that's all you can do.  You might be secretly a perfectionist. Our world isn't perfect.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #38 on: March 05, 2019, 05:07:06 AM »
Oh hey a new thread! Sorry I'm late, just got here, but what's this thread about?

It's about some kind of Nazi type breaking out into a cold sweat at the thought of having his cojones vanish.

He's too late, though.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #39 on: March 05, 2019, 07:35:31 AM »
It's about some kind of Nazi type breaking out into a cold sweat at the thought of having his cojones vanish.

He's too late, though.

 :crampe:
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