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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« on: March 04, 2019, 07:02:05 PM »
The sad twat likes to think he’s one of the girls.  :crampe:

No worries, Scouse. I'll concede that you're better at thinking that you're one of the guys than I am at thinking that I'm one of the girls. Your latent homosexuality is stoking your vehement mental hip-thrusting so, yes, you've had more practice than I have in aiming for something you were not born to be.

In my case, a woman; in your case, a man.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2019, 07:14:07 PM »
Fucker's on a Flame forum.

Wrong place if you're easily hurt so It's no surprise that Spurt stays around.

He's akin with you Fleabag. Fuckin masochist.  :popcorn:

Didn't know there was a "wrong place" on the internet, Captain Cosmic.

Obviously, Venus Mars Uranus.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2019, 09:26:34 PM »
Question for you, Scouse: can you blame a person grown to adulthood for something that happened in their childhood?

Think carefully before you open your mouth, for once.

And leave my mother's Playboy outfits out of it. Stick to the magazine, sticky though its pages may be. The idea of you fumbling over your zipper to fondle your Vienna cocktail sausage while thinking of my mother is enough to make me upchuck my Appletini and hominy grits.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2019, 09:31:24 PM »
And, to the folks who gave me a hug in this thread, thanks. I appreciate y'all, too.

Of course, this will not please those here who can't help but dribble their drivel all over the court without ever being able to get near the hoop.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2019, 05:07:06 AM »
Oh hey a new thread! Sorry I'm late, just got here, but what's this thread about?

It's about some kind of Nazi type breaking out into a cold sweat at the thought of having his cojones vanish.

He's too late, though.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2019, 02:11:14 AM »
Oak is an idiot and a hater..... learn to identify TRUE love and concen for your person when its in front of you... it's not in the Oaks of this world.... she's a bitch and not really your friend

Tell you what, how about you learn to identify true love and concern first and then I'll follow in your footsteps.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2019, 06:56:44 AM »
Newsflash: that's the case for 100% of the people who frequent these forums.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2019, 02:12:00 AM »
Well, I'm staying out of the Blurt wars, too.

I just can't compete with Scouse_Nazi, who believes that

  • the Aryans come from Northern Europe
  • the Earth is flat
  • there's a global conspiracy to keep bouncers poor
  • the measure of a man lies in the colour of his skin
  • Man never landed on the moon
  • establishments of higher education are propaganda factories
  • there's a wall around Antarctica so ships will not fall off the edge of the world
  • he's a smart, woke man

The odds of defeating this man are insurmountable. I have no access to him. He stands in his own way.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2019, 02:35:54 AM »
That you believe it's a fight is poodle enough for me.

And, by the way, it's Miss Fit to you. Have some respect for your betters.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2019, 02:58:44 AM »
Your willingness to believe anything that even remotely resembles a conspiracy is legendary.

It's like there's a void somewhere in your mind and you're stumbling around blindly, arms outstretched, moaning and drooling, looking to put some story, any story, into that hole.

I don't think I've ever come across a brainless carcass as contemptible as yours.

Vultures and hyenas would do well to give your rotten meat a wide berth.
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Re: I’ve stayed out of the Blurt wars
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2019, 12:10:15 PM »
An Aryan denial, as usual.

No surprise.

Face it, Scouse_Nazi, it's too late in the day for you not to appear ignorant.

And, just because appearances can be deceiving, doesn't mean they always are.
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