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Re: YuO people still fucking sucketh!
« on: March 09, 2019, 07:47:43 AM »
So do flea and I (bonesaw and bonzo don't count) share this trophy thread or does it go entirely to the first person who claims it?

I never quite got the hang of how that stuff works.
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Re: YuO people still fucking sucketh!
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2019, 11:08:24 PM »
Are you smoking a cigarette?

Hold on, let me check.
<checks>
No it appears I am not smoking a cigarette.
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Re: YuO people still fucking sucketh!
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2019, 11:48:12 PM »
Hmmmm...are you vaping? There's gotta be a reason why you sound like a dying water buffalo.

At the time I thought it was the best way for me to pay tribute to Harambe.

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Re: YuO people still fucking sucketh!
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2019, 05:52:39 PM »
Who will I be next you fucking pinhead? Mary Poppins?

Okay but which one?
There's been some debate about this ever since I first saw your nym... wherever that was.

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Re: YuO people still fucking sucketh!
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2019, 06:16:55 AM »
Why would you even care?

That's overstating things by a lot.
I'm just trying to promote clarity and maybe get a special mention on the next episode of 'Unsolved Mysteries'.

Oh and I'm inexplicably amused by the thought of you having:
"I'm Mary Poppins Y'all!" in your sig. I honestly don't know why that's so funny but it is.

I think you have bigger issues at hand. Like sounding like Buffalo Bill with a sore throat.

Say, are you about a size 14?
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Re: YuO people still fucking sucketh!
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2019, 02:24:52 PM »
Be a sport Flynn; put "I'm Mary Poppins Y'all!", centered large text, in your sig.

For the duration that it's there, up to a month, you can specify my Custom Title (replacing the current "Powered By Coffee").

Deal?
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Re: YuO people still fucking sucketh!
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2019, 03:31:58 PM »
You're just no fun at all Flynn.
If you're having issues with constipation I understand there are lots of over-the-counter remedies for that.
If it's a personality glitch... well. Not much to be done except pity you I suppose.   :pathead:
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Re: YuO people still fucking sucketh!
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2019, 09:07:33 PM »
This thread isn't a trophy.  It's ATROPHY you ponce.

That was almost clever.
Do you feel okay? Do you need to lie down?
They say the first time can be rather taxing.
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Re: YuO people still fucking sucketh!
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2019, 10:09:26 PM »
Is this it? Is this teh end? Are you going to "poast" me now?  Sounds omnibus. Like a novella of numb.

You try waaaay too hard.
That's not always a terrible thing but coupled with your lack of panache it's just... eww.
Whatever it is you're trying to do it's not working.
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Re: YuO people still fucking sucketh!
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2019, 08:45:54 AM »
Baggy reminds me of a bargain bin Blandscape...

...like if Blandscape got a lobotomy, then a concussion, then strapped into a g-force simulator cranked up to maximum for, say, two hours, then immediately handed a keyboard and forced to knuckle out a post to SG. It's barely recognizable as Blandspeak; all the brilliant entertainment value has been cut out, bludgeoned flat, or spun out of his ears.

Even as a cheap imitation it's only notable as being heavy on the cheap and extremely light on the imitation.
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Re: YuO people still fucking sucketh!
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2019, 02:10:55 PM »
That's a bit harsh dude when you consider you can get 2 for the price of 1 Blandscapes at the Waternish Poundshop.

I wonder if they'd be interested in a trade...
...I'd gladly swap a gross of MAGA-hatters for a pallet of Blandscapes.

Just doing my part to make 'Murica bonnie again.
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Re: YuO people still fucking sucketh!
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2019, 05:55:45 PM »
Leave our native americans out of it. Once I get rid of enough MAGA-hatters I plan to hand the lot back over to the original inhabitants and it won't do them much good if they've been packed off to some dreary island full of slobs who can't get over the fact that their empire is gone for good.

Wouldn't be right, that. Not right by half.
They might as well be surrounded by melanin-challenged oafs with delusions of supremacy just by not going anywhere at all.
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Re: YuO people still fucking sucketh!
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2019, 06:26:56 PM »
After you've stolen the Oil and Gold

I did no such thing.
In fact I was neither consulted nor polled before they started pulling that shit.
Probably because I would have voted to leave it in the ground and that's the last thing they want to hear.

and raped the soil of its nutrients by allowing Mexicans to shit where they like?

Dudebro...
...you might want to Google "fertilizer" real quick.
The only thing ruining our soil is unregulated industry *cough*MONSANTO*cough*.
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