Baggy reminds me of a bargain bin Blandscape...
...like if Blandscape got a lobotomy, then a concussion, then strapped into a g-force simulator cranked up to maximum for, say, two hours, then immediately handed a keyboard and forced to knuckle out a post to SG. It's barely recognizable as Blandspeak; all the brilliant entertainment value has been cut out, bludgeoned flat, or spun out of his ears.
Even as a cheap imitation it's only notable as being heavy on the cheap and extremely light on the imitation.