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Captain Marvel
« on: March 11, 2019, 06:50:26 AM »
Posted this in the other place but meh, going to corner the market in flametown film critic.

Given that a lot of films stand or fall on promotion and the idiot Star of this film political flag waving and the resulting spam war on RT, "this film Awsome and this film rubbish". I decided to see for myself by watching a bootleg copy

If I can sum this film up it would be not quite as good as the green Lantern with SJW garbage and virtue signallling at every oppertunity. Even to the point of referencing Emille Earhart.

Not a very good judge of actors but they seemed OK, script was pretty basic if a bit cliche as you would expect from a comic intro film, there were good bits like Samuel L Jackson and the Cat(in fact stole it), and cheesy and crass moments, like when the final battle cranked up a rift by some waily 90s female singer started up.

I am not that into comic movies myself and wont be watching the avengersmovie, some may enjoy this if your a big marvel fan and to stupid to realise your being fed propoganda but for me I feel I waisted my time.

2/10 mainly for the cat which should get its own film. :thumbup2:
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Re: Captain Marvel
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2019, 07:00:43 AM »
Sounds like the cat was great?

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Re: Captain Marvel
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2019, 12:24:46 PM »

Any good hooter shots?
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Re: Captain Marvel
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2019, 01:02:12 PM »
Marvel franchises ruined with feminist SJW shite, Star Wars too...

Disney owns both and was bought out by Jews after Walt died.

Who could have perceived that Jews would embark on an anti-white, anti-hetero male campaign?

Seriously anyone who doesn’t boycott everything these K1kes churn out is a massive cuck.
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Re: Captain Marvel
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2019, 05:50:05 PM »
Sounds like the cat was great?

Piratebay here we come.

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Re: Captain Marvel
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2019, 08:05:28 PM »
My eyes are bleeding from trying to read the OP and translate to English.

Maybe for the next review you do, you could get a 64-crayon box and just draw some emoties.

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Re: Captain Marvel
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2019, 07:45:06 AM »
My eyes are bleeding from trying to read the OP and translate to English.

Maybe for the next review you do, you could get a 64-crayon box and just draw some emoties.

Try to cope without comicsans dear and those gaps are called paragraphs.
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Re: Captain Marvel
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2019, 10:53:51 AM »
Here’s the original captain marvel

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Re: Captain Marvel
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2019, 04:05:06 PM »
Posted this in the other place but meh, going to corner the market in flametown film critic.

Given that a lot of films stand or fall on promotion and the idiot Star of this film political flag waving and the resulting spam war on RT, "this film Awsome and this film rubbish". I decided to see for myself by watching a bootleg copy

If I can sum this film up it would be not quite as good as the green Lantern with SJW garbage and virtue signallling at every oppertunity. Even to the point of referencing Emille Earhart.

Not a very good judge of actors but they seemed OK, script was pretty basic if a bit cliche as you would expect from a comic intro film, there were good bits like Samuel L Jackson and the Cat(in fact stole it), and cheesy and crass moments, like when the final battle cranked up a rift by some waily 90s female singer started up.

I am not that into comic movies myself and wont be watching the avengersmovie, some may enjoy this if your a big marvel fan and to stupid to realise your being fed propoganda but for me I feel I waisted my time.

2/10 mainly for the cat which should get its own film. :thumbup2:

Is English your second language?
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