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Offline The Scoundrel

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I left the house this morning.
« on: March 11, 2019, 07:45:00 AM »
I left the house this morning in a coat that hadn't been properly ironed.

My wife threw a fuckin fit the clothes Nazi.

I'm not telling you what she said as the spiders Flea has crawling over the net would catch it and give the slothful cunt ammo that isn't 5 years old to use against me.

Suffice to say I cracked the bitch in the mouth.

I was only going to the fuckin shop.

 :popcorn:

Offline BroadcastHoney

Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2019, 10:17:54 AM »
You forgot to write about your beetroot sandwich lunch...

Stupid Pom.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2019, 06:00:13 PM »
Dont go around calling others stupid you bogan trollop,  Your the metamuscle stuffing Metaidiot that cant get anything right.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2019, 06:03:33 PM »
I left the house this morning in a coat that hadn't been properly ironed.

My wife threw a fuckin fit the clothes Nazi.

I'm not telling you what she said as the spiders Flea has crawling over the net would catch it and give the slothful cunt ammo that isn't 5 years old to use against me.

Suffice to say I cracked the bitch in the mouth.

I was only going to the fuckin shop.

 :popcorn:

Being married to you should be punishment enough, give the poor girl a break Nurple.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2019, 06:10:06 PM »
You forgot to write about your beetroot sandwich lunch...

Stupid Pom.



She probably beats his ass on a daily basis
I don't care who you are but if somebody tries to "HITCHHIKE"  to see you,  that dipshit's been trolled.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2019, 07:17:59 PM »
Dont go around calling others stupid you bogan trollop,  Your the metamuscle stuffing Metaidiot that cant get anything right.

Couldn't agree more.


Offline BroadcastHoney

Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2019, 08:09:27 PM »


She probably beats his ass on a daily basis


I bet she catches him wearing her lacy undies.
 

Offline BroadcastHoney

Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2019, 08:14:13 PM »
Dont go around calling others stupid you bogan trollop,  Your the metamuscle stuffing Metaidiot that cant get anything right.

Idiot? Says the guy who cannot use "off" in a sentence coreectly and continually writes "of" instead.


You're dumb like Ferret...Brought up in English speaking countries and cannot grasp of and off...



Shuddup and sit the fuck down yuck mouth. .... oh and use a toothbrush occasionally.





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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2019, 08:58:40 PM »
I left the house this morning in a coat that hadn't been properly ironed.

My wife threw a fuckin fit the clothes Nazi.

I'm not telling you what she said as the spiders Flea has crawling over the net would catch it and give the slothful cunt ammo that isn't 5 years old to use against me.

Suffice to say I cracked the bitch in the mouth.

I was only going to the fuckin shop.

 :popcorn:

What fucking language is that?!?!

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2019, 09:05:55 PM »
I hope that this is not true domestic violence.    :gonnagetit:

Offline BEnzo

Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2019, 11:01:53 PM »
Flynn's driven a few white trash baby daddy's to domestic violence, no doubt.

I know it ain't right, but I feel for those dudes. Can't help it. I'd bail a Flynn beater out-

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2019, 11:41:07 PM »
Flynn's driven a few white trash baby daddy's to domestic violence, no doubt.

I know it ain't right, but I feel for those dudes. Can't help it. I'd bail a Flynn beater out-

Aren't yUo supposed to be on the toilet taking a selfie of one of your emaciated tentacles? While hounding OTHER MEN for pictures of their limbs. The more naked the better, from what I hear.

What the fuck is wrong yoU?

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2019, 11:56:35 PM »
I will not be outdone in the trailer park by Flynn. 

Offline Blurt

Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2019, 12:41:21 AM »
Says the guy who cannot use "off" in a sentence coreectly and continually writes "of" instead.

Nice Mexican accent on the adverb there, Caskur.

You should cross your own "t" before trying to dot your neighbour's "i."
"Follow Your Bliss!"

Offline Oak

Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2019, 12:42:08 AM »
Nice Mexican accent on the adverb there, Caskur.

You should cross your own "t" before trying to dot your neighbour's "i."

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