I left the house this morning in a coat that hadn't been properly ironed.
My wife threw a fuckin fit the clothes Nazi.
I'm not telling you what she said as the spiders Flea has crawling over the net would catch it and give the slothful cunt ammo that isn't 5 years old to use against me.
Suffice to say I cracked the bitch in the mouth.
I was only going to the fuckin shop.