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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #140 on: March 15, 2019, 04:36:54 PM »
Go sit on a Roman Candle and get a light back in your eyes before you totally shut the fuck down.

Say what?!
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #141 on: March 15, 2019, 04:38:21 PM »
I suppose imitation is a form of flattery.

Meh.

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So now you're stealing material from Caskur?
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #142 on: March 15, 2019, 04:38:53 PM »
Say what?!

Can ya do it?

It'd be the first fuckin entertaining thing you've done here.

Be sure to link the Choob dumbass.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #143 on: March 15, 2019, 04:41:23 PM »
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Be sure to link the Choob dumbass.

Another fine example of a literary U.F.O.

Unidentified Fucked Object.





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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #144 on: March 15, 2019, 04:42:07 PM »
So now you're stealing material from Caskur?

Do you have a shrine to the Aussie Head Cases posts and run them through some sort of process when some other English speaker uses a vaguely similar pattern of words?

I've certainly never seen the cunt post anything like that but maybe you'd care to drag it out of your wank stash and post fuckin proof you airclaiming prick.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #145 on: March 15, 2019, 04:46:48 PM »
Do you have a shrine to the Aussie Head Cases posts and run them through some sort of process when some other English speaker uses a vaguely similar pattern of words?

I've certainly never seen the cunt post anything like that but maybe you'd care to drag it out of your wank stash and post fuckin proof you airclaiming prick.

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Hey fuckface, still arguing the fact that you're not a total useless dipshit? Maybe yuO could also argue the fact, that yuO have an alleged penis.
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #146 on: March 15, 2019, 05:04:53 PM »


That doesn’t mean she’s NOT smarter than you, you irrefutable jackass

He's really like your best friend's annoying little brother, isn't he?  Or a fly at a picnic.  Nothing serious, just mildly annoying and unwelcome.
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« Reply #147 on: March 15, 2019, 05:07:37 PM »
He's really like your best friend's annoying little brother, isn't he?  Or a fly at a picnic.  Nothing serious, just mildly annoying and unwelcome.


He’s mellowed down quite a bit. He used to be an even bigger pain in the asshole
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #148 on: March 15, 2019, 05:08:42 PM »

He’s mellowed down quite a bit. He used to be an even bigger pain in the asshole

He's boring.
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #149 on: March 15, 2019, 05:34:21 PM »
an alleged penis.

There's some high grade fucknuckery there ya failing, flawed rimjob.

You come across like you've just given a double header in a hard core porn flick.

Does your asshole really hurt that bad and which asshole? Your lady ass or your rectal cavity?

Since you shoved your pointy head up this Nike Sports Sock you've been nothing but bland and an easy win.

Someone like you really should do a little better but then you'd have to unmask wouldn't you cunt?

Go on. Show the boys and girls just how badly you mangle the English Language un socked. I double dares ya.



He used to be an even bigger pain in the asshole

Missing me sweetums?

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #150 on: March 15, 2019, 06:01:51 PM »
That doesn’t mean she’s NOT smarter than you, you irrefutable jackass

I know this much:
If there's one thing Scound most certainly is it's refutable.
Like, constantly.

He'll never admit it, but that's a quirk of a different colour.
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #151 on: March 15, 2019, 06:03:09 PM »
I know this much:
If there's one thing Scound most certainly is it's refutable.
Like, constantly.

He'll never admit it, but that's a quirk of a different colour.


He’s a gawddamn jackass.
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #152 on: March 15, 2019, 06:15:57 PM »

He’s a gawddamn jackass.

Letting others do the heavy lifting again you lazy, fat fuck? Did you even unnerstand Vit when he used the word 'Refutable'? I have to doubt your dumb ass did.

You need some schoolin ya flabberous fucksocket.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #153 on: March 15, 2019, 07:16:29 PM »
How many times you gonna fat lame me, Benny ?


You on the bath salts again ?what I tell u about that shit  :crampe:
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #154 on: March 15, 2019, 08:27:33 PM »
How many times you gonna fat lame me, Benny ?



Forever, what else do they have to offer?  Not a god damn thing.  What does loser do for a living?  The other one is a bouncer. 
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Flynn

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #155 on: March 15, 2019, 08:43:30 PM »
There's some high grade fucknuckery there ya failing, flawed rimjob.

"Fucknuckery"?!?! YuO gotta be kidding me. Jesus fucking christ! Now yuo'Re just making shit up.

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You come across like you've just given a double header in a hard core porn flick.

BENzo called and said if you're going to pilfer his crap too, yuO need to sound more "ghey", not stupid.

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Does your asshole really hurt that bad and which asshole? Your lady ass or your rectal cavity?

So am I to believe yuO just "flamed" me by saying I have two assholez? *Golf clap*

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Since you shoved your pointy head up this Nike Sports Sock you've been nothing but bland and an easy win.

So yuo're the "winnar" because:

# YuO make up new words?
# Use words yUo find off the internet?
# Stealing Caskurs posting style?
# Posts like BENzo, but BENzo is funnier by virtue of being a closet homo?
# Tardjacks a thread, and proclaims to be the greatest; because no one can decipher stupid?

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Someone like you really should do a little better but then you'd have to unmask wouldn't you cunt?

*Yawn*

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Go on. Show the boys and girls just how badly you mangle the English Language

This is too fucking easy:

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There's some high grade fucknuckery there ya failing, flawed rimjob.

YuO must be talking about yuor own aforementioned statement.



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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #156 on: March 15, 2019, 09:06:45 PM »
Why would anyone wear a yellow fedora?
thats a good question

I was hoping your rather colorful imagination could fill in those blanks

Impress me 

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #157 on: March 15, 2019, 09:10:42 PM »
Shut the fuck up yUo dildo riding twat. YuO've already been outted looking up words above yuor pay grade. Then yuO go and make it fucking worse by trying to throw more pig vomit up, to try and cover up the fact that you're just a blithering idiot; with the brain power of three garden slugs.
why “3”. And not 2

Or even 1 perhaps. 

You dont think that reducing the amount slugs would have increased the insult factor proportionately ?
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #158 on: March 15, 2019, 09:28:19 PM »
He's really like your best friend's annoying little brother, isn't he?  Or a fly at a picnic.  Nothing serious, just mildly annoying and unwelcome.
This jackass does remind persons of sane disposition of that embarrassing family member that always seems to crash thanksgiving dinner no matter how hard you try and keep it a secret.

You know the type right? shows up smelling like dirty laundry and thinks it's a really cool dinner show to stick forks up his nostrils to demonstrate you don't need tongs to get those drumsticks off the platter.

Someone that every last family member including the dog wishes were dead.


Anyway, Scoundrivel and that Aryan Poodle. Are you two halfwit buttplugs ready to get steamrolled next week?
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #159 on: March 15, 2019, 11:43:32 PM »
This jackass does remind persons of sane disposition of that embarrassing family member that always seems to crash thanksgiving dinner no matter how hard you try and keep it a secret.

You know the type right? shows up smelling like dirty laundry and thinks it's a really cool dinner show to stick forks up his nostrils to demonstrate you don't need tongs to get those drumsticks off the platter.

Someone that every last family member including the dog wishes were dead.


Anyway, Scoundrivel and that Aryan Poodle. Are you two halfwit buttplugs ready to get steamrolled next week?

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