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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #80 on: March 14, 2019, 12:37:31 AM »
She forgot Death
It's Death Midget
Wasn't it "roid addled death midget" ?
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #81 on: March 14, 2019, 12:37:39 AM »
You seem pretty miffed about it.

Are your stuffed animals safe?

So now you're posting like Blandscape?
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #82 on: March 14, 2019, 12:39:14 AM »
So now you're posting like Blandscape?
Who's nutsack is hairier ? YOur's or Serafina's

be honest
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #83 on: March 14, 2019, 12:41:46 AM »
Wasn't it "roid addled death midget" ?
well, yeah, the roid addled is already a given
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #84 on: March 14, 2019, 12:42:27 AM »
Who's nutsack is hairier ? YOur's or Serafina's

be honest

Better question! Who is buffer? YuO or Serafina? YuO are a steroid user. Serafina is an ape. So it's pretty much a toss up.
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #85 on: March 14, 2019, 12:44:37 AM »
Better question! Who is buffer? YuO or Serafina? YuO are a steroid user. Serafina is an ape. So it's pretty much a toss up.
Last I remembered her arms measured 17.5 inches

Mine are closer to 19.

19.5 if I happen to be on a cycle

But I don't sport the ship anchor down the tricep like she does
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #86 on: March 14, 2019, 12:44:47 AM »
Better question! Who is buffer? YuO or Serafina? YuO are a steroid user. Serafina is an ape. So it's pretty much a toss up.

Good answer ... shave yourself, juice, compete.
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #87 on: March 14, 2019, 12:49:00 AM »
Last I remembered her arms measured 17.5 inches

Mine are closer to 19.

19.5 if I happen to be on a cycle

But I don't sport the ship anchor down the tricep like she does

If she gets bloated, you're beat hands down.
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #88 on: March 14, 2019, 12:50:06 AM »
Good answer ... shave yourself, juice, compete.

Better answer ... Go swallow some molten lava.
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #89 on: March 14, 2019, 12:50:45 AM »
Better answer ... Go swallow some molten lava.
what device would he use to scoop it?
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #90 on: March 14, 2019, 12:56:14 AM »
what device would he use to scoop it?

Hopefully your face.
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #91 on: March 14, 2019, 12:58:06 AM »
Hopefully your face.
You don't think my face would melt before scooping out some so that he could swallow it?
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #92 on: March 14, 2019, 01:01:00 AM »
You don't think my face would melt before scooping out some so that he could swallow it?

Hold on. Is this a trick question? Like is there a law somewhere, that makes it illegal to use someones face to scoop up lava on Sundays?
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #93 on: March 14, 2019, 01:02:52 AM »
Hold on. Is this a trick question? Like is there a law somewhere, that makes it illegal to use someones face to scoop up lava on Sundays?
law of physics maybe?
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #94 on: March 14, 2019, 01:05:02 AM »
law of physics maybe?

Taking things too literal maybe?
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #95 on: March 14, 2019, 01:06:31 AM »
It seems like you two tards came up with such a  level of inane retarded bullshit, you might as well scratch all over this and try again
Scooping molten lava with faces
who needs fucking weed
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #96 on: March 14, 2019, 01:14:37 AM »
Taking things too literal maybe?
You're making a lot of mistakes tonight.

You may be in need of a good nap
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #97 on: March 14, 2019, 01:19:17 AM »
It seems like you two tards came up with such a  level of inane retarded bullshit, you might as well scratch all over this and try again
Scooping molten lava with faces
who needs fucking weed

More useless flotsam from the Albino Kermit the Frog.
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #98 on: March 14, 2019, 01:21:39 AM »
You're making a lot of mistakes tonight.

You may be in need of a good nap

Let me guess. Yuo're driving right now while posting, and trying to eat a Big Mac with your knee? Am I right? To spice things up a bit, you're probably wearing pink sunglasses too.
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #99 on: March 14, 2019, 01:22:48 AM »
Don't forget the yellow Fedora hat
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