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I left the house this morning.
« on: March 11, 2019, 07:45:00 AM »
I left the house this morning in a coat that hadn't been properly ironed.

My wife threw a fuckin fit the clothes Nazi.

I'm not telling you what she said as the spiders Flea has crawling over the net would catch it and give the slothful cunt ammo that isn't 5 years old to use against me.

Suffice to say I cracked the bitch in the mouth.

I was only going to the fuckin shop.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2019, 08:24:56 AM »
What fucking language is that?!?!



I'da tried harder but you certainly ain't worth the effort sock.



She probably beats his ass on a daily basis


Errrrrrrrr............... She probably wants to smother me in my sleep sometimes but usaully takes her beatings in the spirit they were doled out.



I hope that this is not true domestic violence.    :gonnagetit:

Meh. If you say so. I just see it as a male-female role kinda thing.I'm old fashioned like that.


I bet she catches him wearing her lacy undies.
 


Only your dumb ass could turn a thread about domestic violence in transvestites.

Haven't you got a gap to fill in your teeth?

Fuckin thick cunt.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2019, 02:13:36 PM »
So now it's, "i'da try harder but you..."

Yeah, okay you fucking dunce. So basically what you are saying is that you're a little blithering bitch, who got textually hammered into a fucking tortilla.

Go fuck yourself with Caskurs face.

Thought you were gonna speak English?

You type a lot but say fuck all of value.

Try to keep it succint and to the point. We're not trying to entertain a MENSA conference here.

Most of the readers will be dribbling vegetables wanking themselves blind in social housing projects.

You're a fuckin star spangled over moist fruit cake cunt.

Try wording stuff like that and you may survive for a while otherwise you'll make it on to the ignore panel of the rest of rhe forum and spend your time in a vague wilderness of unanswered posts and castaway remnants.

Take a leaf from the actual Flamer here who can create one of the longest threads ever in the BG merely by posting a cartoon and providing kindling for those little fires going off in heads throughout the world.

Stay as rambling, obtuse and wordy as you are now and your time here will be shortlived.

Geddit?

Cunt.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2019, 07:18:01 PM »
What are yuO a fucking parrot? YuO just going start repeating what I say? What a true steaming pile of dog shit.




This coming from the asshat who got caught contradicting himself, then went and copied some shit I said; and tried to re-gift to me.

What a fucking clown.







What?!?! What the fuck are yuO talking about?





Do wha now? Who are yuo talking about? Me? Other posters? My neighbors?

What now about "moist fruit cake"?

How can one be "fuckin star spangled over" something? What does that even mean?





Huh? What?!


So yuO finally do admit to posting retarded shit like "cartoons", comics and gifs? All the fucking crap someone does when they can't "flame". Let's not forget about the invisible heads you have mounted on your mantle from all your interweb conquests.Yeah, and it's me taking this shit way too seriously.





So like yoU know yuO like still really fucking suck at this, right? Maybe yuO should "imbibe" more "class A drugs", afterall that's what intelligent people like yourself do.



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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2019, 07:31:11 PM »
What a fucking surprise! More gifs! Who would have thought?! White flag noted yuO mentally ill slag.

They're not Gif's you uneducated dolt.

They're Jpegs created by my good self to fully encompass the whiny fuckin shit you post.

Iam so kind aren't Iam?

See what I did there Socky?

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2019, 09:01:37 PM »
Dude, that’s not a sock lol. It’s really Flynn

You have some kind of DNA proof to refute my studied observation?

No?

STFU then saggy tits.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2019, 09:55:43 AM »
Another thing, so far yuo've stolen "dolt" and "obtuse"

WTF do you think this is, Wheel Of Fortune with letters available to those with a modicum of pretend cash whilst the others have to steal it?

They're words in the English language of which I am a formidable proponent you encephalitic mongrel.

Perhaps before you cast your shingles against that dicey looking greenhouse you post from you should consider this and sharpen up your own posting skills.

After all. I could accuse you of having stolen the letters O U and Y although, at the moment you seem to be struggling to use them in a sentence properly.

Ya know? 'English Motherfucker'?

You don't really speak it.

Do you?

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2019, 01:13:43 PM »
How much of this is bullshit?

It's referred to as 'Flaim Bait' Freddy.

How much is true is unimportant. It was a post with about half a dozen salient points that one could discuss in a Flamey manner.

As usual it's been derailed by spammers but I live in hope that somebody may make something out of it.

Here's hoping.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2019, 06:53:13 PM »
your beef jerky like scrotum

your dry scrotum


your vagina

Have you invented a new sexual orientation here?

Are you one of those Non-Binary mo-fo's that are muddying the waters of human nature from a bovine perspective?

You seem to be confused as to what the difference is between a man and a lady. Didn't you figure it out on the dolly they gave you in the police station during the great incest scandal of 05? Did they convince you to say Uncle Brad put his dingler in your mangina therefore skirting the law quite clevely but leaving you disoriented and shopping for G-Strings and Thermal Boxers?


"dolt" and "obtuse",two plagerized words

Just how far did you get in the educational system you shit posting spazz?

You would consider one and two syllable words to be under copyright and those using them must pay royalties?

What a colossal retard. Go ram your finger in your sphincter and don't lube.

The pain you feel from that should distract from the hammering your slopehead is receiving whenever you poke your pock ridden cheeks in my direction.

Know your limits cunt.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2019, 06:56:12 AM »
you

I'm guessing that mangling 3 letters constantly eventually bites you in the ass.

Maximum number of interpolations reached some time ago so but now the knickers are showing beneath the hemline.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2019, 04:09:47 PM »
Are you really all that stupid?

Did a big word get you all fucked up?

My fuckin 13 year old has a better vocabulary than you.

Fuck. Between the sock claiming copyright on one syllable words and this latest disgrace..............

Colour me disappoint.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2019, 04:40:10 PM »

Look, no one believer


Bwahahaha. Whilst I toy with the English language you stumble at a reading age just beyond Dr Suess.

What a fuckin calamitous muppet.

Fail.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2019, 06:50:04 PM »
There's something called an online Thesaurus

Where in this wondrous E Almanac would one be skirting through to find synonyms for interpolation? It seems to me a very singular word.

a word yUo found on the dark web?

This truly must be a tremendous word. First of all it would appear beyond the reach of the commoners here and now it is so unusual as to be found only on the Dark Web?


Am I right so far?

No. Not at all.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2019, 07:28:41 PM »
And we're supposed to believe you're some wordly wordsmith?

I don't remember asking for anything to be enshrined in the collective belief system but as you're making such a fuss about it this may occur.



So "truly tremendous" is better than just "tremendous"? Because "tremendous" could be lying about being "tremendous", but "truly tremendous" is telling the truth about being "truly tremendous"?


You do realise that the adjective 'truly' was used as an imperative for the word ''must' don't you?

Perhaps you don't.

Retard

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2019, 07:33:46 PM »
I'm sure there will be a ribbon cutting ceremony, right after pigs fly.

Don't run with the scissors will you dear?

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2019, 07:46:02 PM »
"truly" is an adverb in that sentence.

Careful Peaches. The peanut gallery will be demanding sight of your Degree should you post as if you speak anything above grade school English.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2019, 01:18:44 PM »
Scoundrel is very special

not even Wolverines adamantium claws could penetrate your wall

Ima feelin the love my people.

The fact you're a pair of useless cunts is of little importance.

Just keep it flowin my peeps.

Scoundy needz a new sig.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2019, 03:43:05 PM »
Synonyms for interpolate

admit
annex
append
enter
include
inject
insert
insinuate
intercalate
interject
interlope
interpose
introduce
intrude
fill in
interjaculate
throw in

You searched for that?

I made you search for that?

Funniest thing EVAH!

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SUCKAH!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2019, 04:16:12 PM »


She’s smarter than most here, ninny

Yet she made a post at my command then your useless ass runs in to meatshield?

I know you're a fat fuckin cunt but even your blubberous hind can't cover that.

Bitch.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2019, 04:30:20 PM »


That doesn’t mean she’s NOT smarter than you, you irrefutable jackass

It doesn't mean anything. Mainly because it was you who first said it.

Go polish your Dumbass Parade trophy ya fat cunt.

Blah Blah. Retarded shit. More retarded shit. Overusing unconected letters of the alphabet in an attempt to stick out from the bottom of the shit heap. There. I did I againzzzz. Loollzz.

Fixed.

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