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I left the house this morning.
« on: March 11, 2019, 07:45:00 AM »
I left the house this morning in a coat that hadn't been properly ironed.

My wife threw a fuckin fit the clothes Nazi.

I'm not telling you what she said as the spiders Flea has crawling over the net would catch it and give the slothful cunt ammo that isn't 5 years old to use against me.

Suffice to say I cracked the bitch in the mouth.

I was only going to the fuckin shop.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2019, 10:17:54 AM »
You forgot to write about your beetroot sandwich lunch...

Stupid Pom.
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2019, 06:00:13 PM »
Dont go around calling others stupid you bogan trollop,  Your the metamuscle stuffing Metaidiot that cant get anything right.
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2019, 06:03:33 PM »
I left the house this morning in a coat that hadn't been properly ironed.

My wife threw a fuckin fit the clothes Nazi.

I'm not telling you what she said as the spiders Flea has crawling over the net would catch it and give the slothful cunt ammo that isn't 5 years old to use against me.

Suffice to say I cracked the bitch in the mouth.

I was only going to the fuckin shop.

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Being married to you should be punishment enough, give the poor girl a break Nurple.
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2019, 06:10:06 PM »
You forgot to write about your beetroot sandwich lunch...

Stupid Pom.



She probably beats his ass on a daily basis
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2019, 07:17:59 PM »
Dont go around calling others stupid you bogan trollop,  Your the metamuscle stuffing Metaidiot that cant get anything right.

Couldn't agree more.

EDIT TO ADD:  Thanks for the neg, casket :happy117:  Didja neg Oak too?


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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2019, 08:09:27 PM »


She probably beats his ass on a daily basis


I bet she catches him wearing her lacy undies.
 
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2019, 08:14:13 PM »
Dont go around calling others stupid you bogan trollop,  Your the metamuscle stuffing Metaidiot that cant get anything right.

Idiot? Says the guy who cannot use "off" in a sentence coreectly and continually writes "of" instead.


You're dumb like Ferret...Brought up in English speaking countries and cannot grasp of and off...



Shuddup and sit the fuck down yuck mouth. .... oh and use a toothbrush occasionally.




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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2019, 08:58:40 PM »
I left the house this morning in a coat that hadn't been properly ironed.

My wife threw a fuckin fit the clothes Nazi.

I'm not telling you what she said as the spiders Flea has crawling over the net would catch it and give the slothful cunt ammo that isn't 5 years old to use against me.

Suffice to say I cracked the bitch in the mouth.

I was only going to the fuckin shop.

 :popcorn:

What fucking language is that?!?!
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2019, 09:05:55 PM »
I hope that this is not true domestic violence.    :gonnagetit:
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2019, 11:01:53 PM »
Flynn's driven a few white trash baby daddy's to domestic violence, no doubt.

I know it ain't right, but I feel for those dudes. Can't help it. I'd bail a Flynn beater out-
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2019, 11:41:07 PM »
Flynn's driven a few white trash baby daddy's to domestic violence, no doubt.

I know it ain't right, but I feel for those dudes. Can't help it. I'd bail a Flynn beater out-

Aren't yUo supposed to be on the toilet taking a selfie of one of your emaciated tentacles? While hounding OTHER MEN for pictures of their limbs. The more naked the better, from what I hear.

What the fuck is wrong yoU?
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2019, 11:56:35 PM »
I will not be outdone in the trailer park by Flynn. 
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2019, 12:41:21 AM »
Says the guy who cannot use "off" in a sentence coreectly and continually writes "of" instead.

Nice Mexican accent on the adverb there, Caskur.

You should cross your own "t" before trying to dot your neighbour's "i."
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2019, 12:42:08 AM »
Nice Mexican accent on the adverb there, Caskur.

You should cross your own "t" before trying to dot your neighbour's "i."

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2019, 08:24:56 AM »
What fucking language is that?!?!



I'da tried harder but you certainly ain't worth the effort sock.



She probably beats his ass on a daily basis


Errrrrrrrr............... She probably wants to smother me in my sleep sometimes but usaully takes her beatings in the spirit they were doled out.



I hope that this is not true domestic violence.    :gonnagetit:

Meh. If you say so. I just see it as a male-female role kinda thing.I'm old fashioned like that.


I bet she catches him wearing her lacy undies.
 


Only your dumb ass could turn a thread about domestic violence in transvestites.

Haven't you got a gap to fill in your teeth?

Fuckin thick cunt.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2019, 01:11:42 PM »

I'da tried harder but you certainly ain't worth the effort sock.
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So now it's, "i'da try harder but you..."

Yeah, okay you fucking dunce. So basically what you are saying is that you're a little blithering bitch, who got textually hammered into a fucking tortilla.

Go fuck yourself with Caskurs face.
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2019, 02:13:36 PM »
So now it's, "i'da try harder but you..."

Yeah, okay you fucking dunce. So basically what you are saying is that you're a little blithering bitch, who got textually hammered into a fucking tortilla.

Go fuck yourself with Caskurs face.

Thought you were gonna speak English?

You type a lot but say fuck all of value.

Try to keep it succint and to the point. We're not trying to entertain a MENSA conference here.

Most of the readers will be dribbling vegetables wanking themselves blind in social housing projects.

You're a fuckin star spangled over moist fruit cake cunt.

Try wording stuff like that and you may survive for a while otherwise you'll make it on to the ignore panel of the rest of rhe forum and spend your time in a vague wilderness of unanswered posts and castaway remnants.

Take a leaf from the actual Flamer here who can create one of the longest threads ever in the BG merely by posting a cartoon and providing kindling for those little fires going off in heads throughout the world.

Stay as rambling, obtuse and wordy as you are now and your time here will be shortlived.

Geddit?

Cunt.

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2019, 06:51:32 PM »
Thought you were gonna speak English?

What are yuO a fucking parrot? YuO just going start repeating what I say? What a true steaming pile of dog shit.

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You type a lot but say fuck all of value.

This coming from the asshat who got caught contradicting himself, then went and copied some shit I said; and tried to re-gift to me.

What a fucking clown.

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Try to keep it succint and to the point. We're not trying to entertain a MENSA conference here.

What?!?! What the fuck are yuO talking about?

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Most of the readers will be dribbling vegetables wanking themselves blind in social housing projects.

You're a fuckin star spangled over moist fruit cake cunt.

Do wha now? Who are yuo talking about? Me? Other posters? My neighbors?

What now about "moist fruit cake"?

How can one be "fuckin star spangled over" something? What does that even mean?

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Try wording stuff like that and you may survive for a while otherwise you'll make it on to the ignore panel of the rest of rhe forum and spend your time in a vague wilderness of unanswered posts and castaway remnants.

Huh? What?!

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Take a leaf from the actual Flamer here who can create one of the longest threads ever in the BG merely by posting a cartoon and providing kindling for those little fires going off in heads throughout the world.

So yuO finally do admit to posting retarded shit like "cartoons", comics and gifs? All the fucking crap someone does when they can't "flame". Let's not forget about the invisible heads you have mounted on your mantle from all your interweb conquests.Yeah, and it's me taking this shit way too seriously.

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Stay as rambling, obtuse and wordy as you are now and your time here will be shortlived.

Geddit?

Cunt.

:popcorn:

So like yoU know yuO like still really fucking suck at this, right? Maybe yuO should "imbibe" more "class A drugs", afterall that's what intelligent people like yourself do.
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2019, 07:18:01 PM »
What are yuO a fucking parrot? YuO just going start repeating what I say? What a true steaming pile of dog shit.




This coming from the asshat who got caught contradicting himself, then went and copied some shit I said; and tried to re-gift to me.

What a fucking clown.







What?!?! What the fuck are yuO talking about?





Do wha now? Who are yuo talking about? Me? Other posters? My neighbors?

What now about "moist fruit cake"?

How can one be "fuckin star spangled over" something? What does that even mean?





Huh? What?!


So yuO finally do admit to posting retarded shit like "cartoons", comics and gifs? All the fucking crap someone does when they can't "flame". Let's not forget about the invisible heads you have mounted on your mantle from all your interweb conquests.Yeah, and it's me taking this shit way too seriously.





So like yoU know yuO like still really fucking suck at this, right? Maybe yuO should "imbibe" more "class A drugs", afterall that's what intelligent people like yourself do.



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