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Re: I left the house this morning.
« on: March 12, 2019, 10:15:19 PM »
I left the house this morning in a coat that hadn't been properly ironed.

My wife threw a fuckin fit the clothes Nazi.

I'm not telling you what she said as the spiders Flea has crawling over the net would catch it and give the slothful cunt ammo that isn't 5 years old to use against me.

Suffice to say I cracked the bitch in the mouth.

I was only going to the fuckin shop.

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Ooooooh.  You sound like a real catch.  You should divorce her.  I'm so sure you could do way better.
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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2019, 10:20:10 PM »
Here's a nice blonde for you, Scoundrel:

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2019, 11:57:35 PM »
Oooh, ooh, Scoundrel, here's one for you:

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Re: I left the house this morning.
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2019, 03:02:28 PM »
Where in this wondrous E Almanac would one be skirting through to find synonyms for interpolation? It seems to me a very singular word.

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Synonyms for interpolate

admit
annex
append
enter
include
inject
insert
insinuate
intercalate
interject
interlope
interpose
introduce
intrude
fill in
interjaculate
throw in
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