I left the house this morning.

[AMF]

Dont go around calling others stupid you bogan trollop,  Your the metamuscle stuffing Metaidiot that cant get anything right.

Couldn't agree more.

EDIT TO ADD:  Thanks for the neg, casket   Didja neg Oak too?

[AMF]

I'll not have the 2 of you dotards re-defining the Queen's English. 

And Cascur, don't even bother with the No Yuo here.  True, Scud makes an occasional error -- but at the same time, some portion of his poasts are at least interesting to read.

[AMF]

Hell, Stephen Hawking and Carl Sagan didn't even know that word existed.

Actually, wrong.  Both of them were old enough to remember how the SLIDE RULE worked.

[AMF]

I don't remember asking for anything to be enshrined in the collective belief system but as you're making such a fuss about it this may occur.


You do realise that the adjective 'truly' was used as an imperative for the word ''must' don't you?

Perhaps you don't.

Retard

 

Not to suggest that you ain't a superior word thrasher than Flynn, but "truly" is an adverb in that sentence. 

[AMF]

And strangely enough when I'm in the middle of a week long tag match.

Let's dissect just how obviously you bunch of 'Jack In A Box' tempered asshats have played this.

===

Naw, let's dissect how obviously YUO are trying to play this.

YUO and Scouser called out ME and Emily and we accepted yuor challenge with the understanding it was to start this weekend.

Then you found some other challenge to get embroiled in and conveniently forgot about the one you already had on your dance card.

But rather than try and re-negotiate the stips of YUOR original event, yuo're trying to do a Liverpool Fast Shuffle here and blame some OTHER morons.  I call them morons cuz they believed yuo were serious in promoting the original match.

Fukin welshers is what yuo are.

[AMF]

(2) Post where me and AP called out you and Joo.

No, you initially issued the challenge on his behalf and there was no mention of j00.

You'll have to wade through a couple of pages of dickdancing, but all parties did sign up. 

Yet you get kicked around like a Helium filled beach ball every time I post toward you?

Tell you what.

Flea's moaning like shit that I'm doing a match at FT so to give me a warm up why don't you pick another Septic and do battle with me and AP. No run ins so the tards can't shadow your defeat mind. 

Hard to believe you'd have banged on for 2 pages but can't remember it 2 weeks later.

[AMF]

See where you fucked up there?

No.

What's j00 got to do with any of this? 

[AMF]

Oh, look....the guy who thinks he can flame and troll better with a snoot fulla contraband whose actual composition is unknown even to the dealer he scored it from is gonna lecture ME about what kind of game is afoot.   

[AMF]

Oh, dear...I must have hit a nerve. 

I was serious when I said I don't use drugs from either class, although many years ago it was a different story.   

[AMF]

Keep biting that ankle, cochina.

So far, it's been a no-brainer even though Rancid has delivered a punch or two.  A smarter dude would withdraw, is all I'm thinking.

[AMF]

You constantly think withdraw because your penis shrinks before planting seed.

Relax.  Evolution is working as planned.

That explains my 14 grandchildren, I expect.

As to "constantly," consult a dictionary.

[AMF]

While technically "consult a dictionary" is correct, I wouldn't use it.

Probably because having a consultation with an object vs a person sounds like one of the dumbest fucking things ever in the face of reality.

Like most Straw Man arguments, yours fails. 

"Consultation" is a noun, whereas "consult" is a verb transitive.  True, the first is derived from the second, yet if you were to consult your dictionary again you'd see that it can only denote an interchange between two people, not a person and an object.  The notion of an interchange is central to its definition.  Additionally, in many cases it's an interchange where one of the parties is smarter than the other one, such as this consultation you've asked me to have with you.

=== Are you one of those clods who would argue with me over the definition of "run" === ?

Hardly, but see "irony" in your dictionary, or consult the online Urban Dictionary for "self-pwn."

And don't worry Sparky, if M-W sends me an advance to formulate a new improved dictionary I'll be sure to consult you.

[AMF]

In other news today a one trick pony beat itself to death in front of a now sleeping crowd.

Chillax, at least I didn't machine gun your wingman in his parachute.











EDIT:  Oh, I guess it was your other nic and not a wingman.

[AMF]

He's a card ain't he?

Oops, there's my cue.

Time for a "new" av.