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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #80 on: March 14, 2019, 01:18:29 PM »
So you're cool with being a creepy looking garden gnome? Okay cool.
As long as I can still get lots of pussy I couldn't care less what I look like to ppl online.


Don't forget to show up to your local courthouse to obtain your restraining order this Sunday.
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #81 on: March 14, 2019, 01:36:54 PM »
As long as I can still get lots of pussy I couldn't care less what I look like to ppl online.

So that Grindr app is working out for yuO?
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #82 on: March 14, 2019, 01:41:50 PM »
You rang?

No yuO slack-jawed monkey tit.
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #83 on: March 14, 2019, 01:49:20 PM »
No yuO slack-jawed monkey tit.


I  don't believe you Pepé Le Pew... It sounds like you called when you dropped my name.

What can I do for you darlin'?
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #84 on: March 14, 2019, 02:06:59 PM »

I  don't believe you Pepé Le Pew... It sounds like you called when you dropped my name.

What can I do for you darlin'?

Well if yuO insist...

Question 1). Who is "Dim Sum"? Are yuo referring to Sum Cun't? Do yuO call him that because he is Chinese? Why do yuO want his semen in yuor mouth so bad?

Question 2). Is it hard being a fucking retard every single day of your miserable life?

Question 3). What year did yuo christen your gap? Did yuO have to get a tax i.d. for it? Did yuO throw a bottle of bubbly into your gap?

Question 4). Would yuO let the Bra1n orally sodomize yUo, while Feral sat on yuor face? Iron Monkey wanted to know, but was too shy to ask.
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #85 on: March 14, 2019, 02:35:56 PM »
No Tardsaurus, relented is spot on

Looks like a brand-new coinage to me. 

You may be the very first person to use the word in this way.  Let's see if it catches on.
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #86 on: March 14, 2019, 03:42:51 PM »
Question 2). Is it hard being a fucking retard every single day of your miserable life?

It's exceptionally hard being me at the moment...

And you're right, my life is miserable and I'm suicidal.

However, when it eventually rains again, I'm sure I'll perk up... Meanwhile, we have you around. We cannot work out whether you are a razor blade or Sodium thiopental used to induce unconsciousness, pancuronium bromide (Pavulon) to cause muscle paralysis and respiratory arrest, and potassium chloride to stop the heart.
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #87 on: March 14, 2019, 06:35:30 PM »
It's exceptionally hard being me at the moment...

And you're right, my life is miserable and I'm suicidal.

However, when it eventually rains again, I'm sure I'll perk up... Meanwhile, we have you around. We cannot work out whether you are a razor blade or Sodium thiopental used to induce unconsciousness, pancuronium bromide (Pavulon) to cause muscle paralysis and respiratory arrest, and potassium chloride to stop the heart.

Hey bitch, did I ask for a fucking full rundown of your mental health history? Can yuO read? I remember there being 4 fucking questions not 1.

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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #88 on: March 15, 2019, 12:18:23 AM »
So that Grindr app is working out for yuO?
what is Grindr ?
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #89 on: March 15, 2019, 12:24:24 AM »
Looks like a brand-new coinage to me. 

You may be the very first person to use the word in this way.  Let's see if it catches on.
Yeah, let's see  :coffee_beans:
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #90 on: March 15, 2019, 12:51:22 AM »
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #91 on: March 15, 2019, 12:55:35 AM »
Looks like a brand-new coinage to me. 

You may be the very first person to use the word in this way.  Let's see if it catches on.

Good god.    :crampe:

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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #92 on: March 15, 2019, 01:59:22 AM »
what is Grindr ?

Stop being coy...yuO know yUo swipe right almost everytime.
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #93 on: March 18, 2019, 12:20:14 AM »
Good god.    :crampe:
You must be the fattest cheerleader the world has ever seen
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #94 on: March 18, 2019, 01:03:42 PM »
Hey bitch, did I ask for a fucking full rundown of your mental health history? Can yuO read? I remember there being 4 fucking questions not 1.

I was the victim of a home invasion and burglary today...


I'm even more frail than usual.


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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #95 on: March 18, 2019, 01:08:25 PM »
Wow, that really sucks.  Feel free to vent about it if that will help.

And take comfort in knowing that your house is not "relented" according to Rancid's English.

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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #96 on: March 18, 2019, 02:13:25 PM »
I was robbed of about $3,000 I would say... maybe a bit more.

Some of the jewelry is  sentimental so it's value is priceless.

It's taken me 6 hours to come down from it.

I now officially hate abos.

It's time to sell and move to a place with a pool
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #97 on: March 18, 2019, 02:29:58 PM »
You must be the fattest cheerleader the world has ever seen

You're the bitterest shitholer I've ever met. 
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #98 on: March 18, 2019, 02:33:28 PM »
I was the victim of a home invasion and burglary today...


I'm even more frail than usual.

That's terrible.  I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy - of which you are not.  I hope you can recover sooner rather than later.
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #99 on: March 18, 2019, 03:15:28 PM »
He didn't know I was home and I thought it was Kurt looking for something...

then when he finished ransacking the bedroom, he walk through the family room to my art studio where I was sitting behind my big computer screen. We made eye contact when he level with the filing cabinet... I got such a shock and with a booming voice ordered him to get out of my house and chased him to the front door. He must have hidden my jewelry box in his backpack...

The police said I was brave.

I don't know if he got anything else. I'm waiting for forensics to dust for finger prints.

He got in because Kurt left the front door unlocked as he was on his way to his mums. I'm really pissed off with Kurt doing that.
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