Question 2). Is it hard being a fucking retard every single day of your miserable life?
It's exceptionally hard being me at the moment...
And you're right, my life is miserable and I'm suicidal.
However, when it eventually rains again, I'm sure I'll perk up... Meanwhile, we have you around. We cannot work out whether you are a razor blade or Sodium thiopental used to induce unconsciousness, pancuronium bromide (Pavulon) to cause muscle paralysis and respiratory arrest, and potassium chloride to stop the heart.