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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« on: March 14, 2019, 03:42:25 AM »
that makes a Caskur post

You rang?
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2019, 01:49:20 PM »
No yuO slack-jawed monkey tit.


I  don't believe you Pepé Le Pew... It sounds like you called when you dropped my name.

What can I do for you darlin'?
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2019, 03:42:51 PM »
Question 2). Is it hard being a fucking retard every single day of your miserable life?

It's exceptionally hard being me at the moment...

And you're right, my life is miserable and I'm suicidal.

However, when it eventually rains again, I'm sure I'll perk up... Meanwhile, we have you around. We cannot work out whether you are a razor blade or Sodium thiopental used to induce unconsciousness, pancuronium bromide (Pavulon) to cause muscle paralysis and respiratory arrest, and potassium chloride to stop the heart.
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2019, 01:03:42 PM »
Hey bitch, did I ask for a fucking full rundown of your mental health history? Can yuO read? I remember there being 4 fucking questions not 1.

I was the victim of a home invasion and burglary today...


I'm even more frail than usual.


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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2019, 02:13:25 PM »
I was robbed of about $3,000 I would say... maybe a bit more.

Some of the jewelry is  sentimental so it's value is priceless.

It's taken me 6 hours to come down from it.

I now officially hate abos.

It's time to sell and move to a place with a pool
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2019, 03:15:28 PM »
He didn't know I was home and I thought it was Kurt looking for something...

then when he finished ransacking the bedroom, he walk through the family room to my art studio where I was sitting behind my big computer screen. We made eye contact when he level with the filing cabinet... I got such a shock and with a booming voice ordered him to get out of my house and chased him to the front door. He must have hidden my jewelry box in his backpack...

The police said I was brave.

I don't know if he got anything else. I'm waiting for forensics to dust for finger prints.

He got in because Kurt left the front door unlocked as he was on his way to his mums. I'm really pissed off with Kurt doing that.
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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2019, 11:08:45 PM »


Omg Cathy ...I’m so sorry!! Thank God you’re safe tho


Yes, it’s time to move!

Forensics just left. They got no fingerprints. It's not easy to move 60 years of accumulation.


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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2019, 12:51:15 AM »
Fuck, do you not have a weapon? You could have shot the sub human piece of shit.  :biggrin:

Then HE WOULD GET THE SYMPATHY....

Never give reason for the population to give bad guys sympathy.

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Re: A Special Message To Serafina
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2019, 07:24:50 PM »
She's a 60 year old aussie sheila, her face IS the weapon

I'm not 60 yet...no for awhile.


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