I like anyone who is actually capable of social interaction with a female, and is subsequently capable of breeding.
The resultant sprogs and toddlers are excellent company. If only nearly every one of you were capable of such a feat.
I enjoy the company of toddlers, that's why I posted to Flynn, and ultimately alighted among all you fine, upstanding virgins.
Stop living here, meet a gal, settle down, have sex, feel comfortable enough to ask her if she would kindly consider taking it up the arse and/or swallowing. Leave that until at least date four.
It all adds to the rich tapestry that is you. The world isn't just paedophiles, porn and the ahum battle groundz.