Since you've suffered TWO crushing defeats at my hands AND you lost a match to Caskur,
Embarrassingly,
I'm going to give you a chance to redeem yourself. But you're going to have to start from the bottom.
Like a champion fighter sent back to some unknown must pit for losing too much or doing something
equally embarrassing. Only, you were never a champion fighter.
I'm sure everyone who knows the history knows of your long an stellar career as the multi-forum blowhard.
But truly, your grandest and most renowned accomplishment has to be when you suffered a crushing defeat to Caskur
over at TrF. Caskur!!!
Good God, Jesus and all the Angels. That's like losing a foot race to someone confined to a wooden box buried 6 fix underground.
How the fuck is that even possible?
You then topped off this self-depreciating event with yet another even MORE comical by running away to sulk, sob and lick
wounds for A YEAR. A fucking year.
Over a flame match.
On a board comprised of 6 human beings. Two cows, a cross-dressing field nigger and The weeper of Wellington himself.
Cause you know, flame matches alter the course of one’s future in a big and very impactful way.
Anyway, phenomenon’s in flaming aside
We're going to put all of that grandiose embarrassment behind us. Friend. And you are going to be given the opportunity
to climb out of this cesspool you have spent so many years digging for yourself.
You come on down to Stomping Grounds, register a verified handle, beat caskur in a match, and I'll help you in any way
you think will assist you in getting all that broken glass up out of your leaky asshole.
Other than that? Piss off and keep the boards where child predators are allowed to roam free over at FT well hydrated, wanker.
I don't kick babies and nor do I textually assault people who lose matches to caskur.
Especially when I've crushed them TWICE already.
# Principles… everyone should have some.
