Now that I am back home...

[Blandscape]

...I expect nearly none of you to say nice things about me.

I expect you to be the arse draggers you are and too worryingly attempt to ruin my shag-pile, while I pile drive your talent less fucking skulls into the dust that you so eagerly earned.

If your name is Flynn, fuck off and bother hope, if your name begins with an A through C, you are up tonight!

Lets kick the shit outa alphabetty spaghetti , let's remind you what you never were.

[Biggie Smiles]

Fuck!

My name begins with a B

[Oak]

Fuck!

My name begins with a B

Okay, how does this work?  Am I to drop the Madam and start with Cunt?  Or wait until we get to the M's?

[Flynn]

...I expect nearly none of you to say nice things about me.

I expect you to be the arse draggers you are and too worryingly attempt to ruin my shag-pile, while I pile drive your talent less fucking skulls into the dust that you so eagerly earned.

If your name is Flynn, fuck off and bother hope, if your name begins with an A through C, you are up tonight!

Lets kick the shit outa alphabetty spaghetti , let's remind you what you never were.

How many thread starters are you going to make, you fucking dunce?

[Blandscape]

Oh my favourite lady boy Oak, you are everyone's starting and finishing point.

You are here, that's all that doesn't matter.

[Oak]

Oh my favourite lady boy Oak, you are everyone's starting and finishing point.

You are here, that's all that doesn't matter.

Well, what a coincidence, you're my favorite lady boy too. 

[Blandscape]

Well, what a coincidence, you're my favorite lady boy too.

Have you ever noticed when you pull your foreskin back while having a pee that you can get up a fair rate of steam and empty your bladder quicker?

Does that work with a synthetic lady clit?

[Blandscape]

I'm just curious Oak, no offence meant!

[Oak]

Have you ever noticed when you pull your foreskin back while having a pee that you can get up a fair rate of steam and empty your bladder quicker?

Does that work with a synthetic lady clit?

No, maybe because I shower daily.

[Oak]

I'm just curious Oak, no offence meant!

I'm not offended sweetheart, it's just girl talk.   

[Blandscape]

On the pertinence of that subject, do girls talk, wink wink, nudge nudge?

[Blandscape]

How many thread starters are you going to make, you fucking dunce?

Flynn, your name begins with Fuck me gent....ly.

We will get to you tomorrow, and there may even be some Barry White music involved. Oak has a pass because she is interesting. Joo has a pass because his name never began wiff B.

[Oak]

On the pertinence of that subject, do girls talk, wink wink, nudge nudge?

Certainly "talk, talk".   Have you never met a girl?

[The Queen Bee]

Lord God, please bring back Freud

[Blandscape]

Certainly "talk, talk".   Have you never met a girl?

It was a cold, dank September night, the last of the leaves on the trees were surrendering to their own Autumn, and my blood was rising and screaming like a gale force wind.

She stood before me and stole my breathe, she was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. I stepped forward with the courage of a man in a boys body, tentatively struggling to find the whit and wherefore all that would make this bonnie lass mine.

"I like you, and if you don't like me, can you ask any of your pals, if they like me?"

I knew that that beautiful moment was over, along with the innocence of cowardice, when she looked at me with the disappointment of social and a sexual evolution.

[Blandscape]

I have never spoken to a lassie since!

[Oak]

Lord God, please bring back Freud

I promise to ignore him if he ignores me and you two can be together again.

[Oak]

I have never spoken to a lassie since!

A heart-wrenching tale indeed.  *sniff*

[The Queen Bee]

I have never spoken to a lassie since!

They found out you ain’t circumcised, huh

[Blandscape]

It's a problem, but nothing next to the FGM that your fanny has had to ponder over the years Flea?

We understand, even if you are too thick too!